So Zach and I were talkin, yet again and somehow the subject of hobos got brought up. The tirade began...
DiabloZK (3:26:32 AM): i've really come to the conclusion that i hate homeless people
turbogoose87 (3:26:39 AM): hahahahahaha
turbogoose87 (3:26:44 AM): ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
turbogoose87 (3:26:47 AM): why's that?
DiabloZK (3:27:01 AM): you can't go anywhere in this damn town without some crack junkie hittin you up for a dollar so he can go by some rock
turbogoose87 (3:27:19 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DiabloZK (3:27:42 AM): and then the fuckers want to get angry because i won't give them a dollar...it's like WHAT THE FUCK! GET A FUCKING JOB!!
turbogoose87 (3:28:03 AM): hahahahahahahahaha
DiabloZK (3:29:08 AM): i think we should round up all the homeless people and send them to some third world country so they can fit in and stop draggin down our society
DiabloZK (3:29:23 AM): that or just kill them, every last one of the fuckers
turbogoose87 (3:29:28 AM): hahahahahahahahaha
turbogoose87 (3:29:30 AM): ahahahahahahahaha
turbogoose87 (3:29:32 AM): ahahahahahahahahaha
DiabloZK (3:29:33 AM): decrease the world's surplus population
DiabloZK (3:30:03 AM): the fuckers piss me off man
turbogoose87 (3:30:12 AM): did a guy just ask u for a dollar or somethin outside gettin water or somethin?
DiabloZK (3:31:08 AM): no, one of them fuckin asshole started gettin all brody with me behind my work today cause i wouldn't give him a dollar, i just thought about it and it sent me into a rage
turbogoose87 (3:31:31 AM): damn
DiabloZK (3:31:40 AM): i'm tellin ya between bums and the fags that try and pass shit out to me while i'm walking across campus...
DiabloZK (3:31:45 AM): those guys are assholes
turbogoose87 (3:31:51 AM): oh yeah
turbogoose87 (3:31:56 AM): those fuckin things are the worst
turbogoose87 (3:32:00 AM): i hate that shit
DiabloZK (3:32:08 AM): it's like "did i ask to be stopped?!"
turbogoose87 (3:32:07 AM): "here have a free....."
turbogoose87 (3:32:09 AM): FUCK OFF!!!
DiabloZK (3:32:21 AM): EXACTLY
DiabloZK (3:34:16 AM): it's like if i was even remotely interested in whatever kind of shit your passing out, i would stop and ask you...and don't get an attitude with me because i don't want an info card about stupid fuckin shit that has no effect on my life whatsoever
turbogoose87 (3:34:38 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
turbogoose87 (3:34:40 AM): man
turbogoose87 (3:34:56 AM): when they pass shit out that says like:
turbogoose87 (3:35:16 AM): FREE PIZZA
(if you donate a gallon of blood)
turbogoose87 (3:35:21 AM): that shit sucks
DiabloZK (3:36:16 AM): the best one i've seen was some fuckin jewish guy start talking to me about joining the jewish club or some shit....it's like "MOTHER FUCKER I AIN'T JEWISH!!"
turbogoose87 (3:36:28 AM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
turbogoose87 (3:36:38 AM): i almost had to hit one dude once
turbogoose87 (3:36:47 AM): he wouldn't get the hell away from me
turbogoose87 (3:36:56 AM): just about followed me abck to my place
DiabloZK (3:37:13 AM): one of those pricks called me out friday
DiabloZK (3:38:51 AM): i'm walkin to class and this queer tries to stop me so i just keep walkin, and he's all like "excuse me...sir...hello....can you hear me...no...green shirt....irish pub..(i was wearing my work shirt)....asshole..."
DiabloZK (3:39:12 AM): i thought i was gonna fuckin snap
turbogoose87 (3:39:20 AM): damn
turbogoose87 (3:39:33 AM): i would have paid to see you go ape shit on that dude
DiabloZK (3:40:20 AM): i was fucking pissed, and late for class....so i just bit my tongue and kept walkin
If there's one thing I know about Zach, it's that he's got a short temper, things like this are pretty funny to watch when it happens to him. I remember one time while walking to lunch during Philosophy stupid ass Griggsbee tried to tackle him and Zach donkey kicked him in the nuts and turned around and punched him in the thigh hard. Zach was pretty pissed and Griggsbee was in some pain, but JJ and I laughed our asses off for a good minute at the sight of Griggsbee rubbin his nads and wheezin.