Tuesday Turmoil Results for January 9, 2001

from the NBAC Arena in Buffalo, NY

The events that took place on Turmoil are shown in a nifty looking highlight reel. The endings of all the matches the mystery man interfered in are shown. Everything from the Wulf/Archangel match to the Kreigman/Naket match. In the end, it shows the man interfering in the Doug Troy/Reverend match and eventually revealing himself to be MEANSTREAK., (now known as WAR). The site of Meanstreak and Reverend on the same side leads us into the opening of Turmoil.

The usual begining to Turmoil is shown. Many wrestlers walking through a burning city in ruins. Wrestlers highlighted are Trashcan Man, Jason Wulf, Miyagawa, Clyde, The Ream Team, and WAR. We then shift inside the NBAC Arena in Buffalo where our announcers for the evening are Dave Kern, Jeff Marx, and a banged up Steven Smith.

Dave Kern: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the NBAC Arena here in lovely Buffalo, New York. I'm Dave Kern and I'm being joined, as always, by Jeff Marx and one of the men who will meet Vegita in less then 3 weeks at PCW Shanghaied, Steven Smith.

The cries of Steven can be heard

Jeff Marx: Cheer up you big baby. One of your favorite wrestlers is about to perform.

Steven Smith: (through sobs)Is it......Peter?

Jeff: No

Steven: Eddie?

Jeff: HELL NO!

Dave: Stop teasing the poor man Jeff. Our first match will pit The Baerman, a man who has experienced some tough luck in PCW, against The Violater who is coming off his first victory not too long ago against Karnage King.

Steven: VIOLATER!

Jeff: Maybe he was better off crying

Dave: Our men are already in the ring so let's take you there now.

(Both men are already in the ring.)

The match starts off and both men circle eachother. Baer then lunges at Violater but Violater just pushes him down to the mat. Baerman quickly gets up and tries again, but with the same result. Violater then tries dropping a quick elbow on Baer but he moves out of the way. Baer quickly gets up and starts putting the boots to Violater. Baer kicks Violater a couple times, then covers, 1.....2....Violater kicks out with authority. Violater is back up but Baer chops away at him. Baer then whips him into the ropes but Violater comes bouncing back with a big clothesline. Violater covers Baer, 1.....2...kick out by Baer. Violater takes Baer and sends him into the ropes. Baer bounces off and ducks one clothesline from Violater, but can't duck a big boot and goes down hard. Violater covers again, 1.....2....shoulder up from Baer. Violater looks a little iritated but remains focused. He pulls Baer up, whips him into the ropes, then hits a samoan drop on Baer. Instead of covering, Violater pulls Baer up and hits him with The Violating Death Drop. A cover, 1......2......3

WINNER: The Violater

Steven: WOOHOO! Violater is da man bay-bee!

Jeff: Wrong! Clyde is DA MAN and we'll see his match NEXT!

Steven: Was that supposed to be you taking us into a commercial?

Jeff: Why you little.......

Jeff Marx starts to choke the life out of Steven Smith a la Homer Simpson. In the meantime, Dave Kern remains professional and attempts to announce.

Dave: Violater picks up a 2nd consecutive win, a feat that some of the most established stars in PCW have never done.

Jeff: Yeah, like the entire Ream Team!

Steven: Take that back!

Jeff and Steven continue to fight at the table.

Dave: When we return, as Jeff so kindly pointed out, our 6 man tag match between Asylum and the team of Novak, Anguish, and Clyde.

Jeff: Clyde is DA MAN!

Dave: We'll see that when we..............hold on, I hear that there is some activity going on in the back. Do we have a camera back there?

(We cut to the back to see 2T2K1 walking, holding the Crusierweight title. As he walks, he seems to be whistling something. It sounds like the jingle to the KFC commercial. Then, in the background, we see some empty boxes, obviously used to hide something, crash to the ground. 2T hears this and, as fast as he can, [which ain't fast at all], turns around to see what it is. What IT is is a golf cart with an unrecognizable person in the driver's seat. There's a squeal of the tires, then the cart comes "speeding" toward 2T. It comes charging at him at it's max speed, [which ain't too much considering it's a friggin GOLF CART]. 2T attempts to get out of it's way but fails to do so. But, to his advantage, his large amount of blubber stops the cart. The cart speeds at 2T but the force of the cart, combined with 2T's weight problem, causes the cart to just bounce off and break down. 2T holds his stomach in some pain from the blow of the cart. He also drops the Crusierweight title belt.Meanwhile, a bunch of smoke has surrounded the cart, mainly because of the engine blowing up. There is some coughing but we can't see from who. Then the coughing stops and a voice can be heard.)

Voice: Stupid piece of crap! And I thought this would actually be useful.

(The voice sounds familiar. Then there's the sound of something hitting the golf cart, then the voice)

Voice: OW!

(Out from the smoke of the cart, holding his foot, is former PCW Crusierweight champion Kid Wonder. He slowly steps out fromt he smoke glancing back at the broken cart every few seconds. As his attention is still on the cart, he steps on something. That "something" is shown to be the PCW Crusierweight title.)

Wonder: Well what do we have here?

(He looks at the belt, looks at the broken cart, then looks at 2T cluching his stomach. Kid Wonder, as he always does, gets a cocky little smirk on his face. 2T stops cluching his stomach, but then gets walloped across the skull with the CW title by Wonder. The blow drops 2T to the ground, causing a small earthquake, and also causing Wonder to lose his balance and fall down. However, unlike 2T, Wonder is quickly back up and kicks 2T once for good measure.)

Wonder: Stupid son of a bitch! Attack ME from behind! Take ME out of action for a few weeks!

(Wonder kicks 2T again)

Wonder: That'll teach you ya fat bastard!

(Wonder looks at the fallen 2T, then looks at the title belt. he thinks about dropping the title onto 2T's prone body, but thinks twice of it and drapes it over his shoulder.)

Wonder: I think I'll keep this for safe keeping

(Kid Wonder snickers to himself for a moment, then walks away as we head to commercial)

(Commercial: Turmoil is brought to you by Top Flite golf balls)

Dave: In case you're just joining us.........

Jeff: In case you're just joining us, you're lucky. All you've missed is a Violater match and the Crusierweight title being stolen from the theif.

Dave: In case you missed it, Kid Wonder has returned from his encounter with 2T2K1, taken him out in the back, then swiped the Crusierweight title.

Steven: Hey, when you think about it, isn't it back to it's original owner?

Jeff: Who cares about the dinky Crusierweight title when DA MAN is up next.

Dave: It's time for our 6 man tag match as Asylum takes on Anguish........

Steven: "The Mack" Eddie Novak

Jeff: And DA MAN, CLYDE!

(Suddenly "Original Prankster" by The Offspring hits, and the crowd roars at the expectation of what is about to happen. First, BANG! Davenport walks through the curtain, lifts his hand in the air giving the hillbilly salute, before thrusting his hand forward three times to synchronous red pyros going off behind him. He walks forward down to the ring, as a flaming trashcan drops from the rafters down onto the entrance ramp and explodes, simultaneously the Trashcan Man jumps out through the curtains to the cheers of the fans. Suddenly the lights go low as the song goes on, and green pyros go off all around the ring as Miyagawa bungees upside down from the rafter's, his face stopping inches from the mat. BANG and Trashcan Man detach Miyagawa from the cord as he stops bouncing, and they get ready to fight.)

Clay: Already in the ring, at the combined weight of 728 pounds, Miyagawa, The Trashcan Man, and the PCW Television Champion, BANG Davenport, ASYLUM!

Steven: Here they come!

("Mmmbop" by Hanson hits, and the crowd erupts in boos and jeers. "The Mack" Ed Novak, followed by a pissed-off looking Sheila Hilyard and his partner, Franky "Anguish" Kent, walk down the ramp and into the ring. Novak grabs a mic from a crew member, and speaks.)

"The Mack" Ed Novak: Hey-lo, Buffalo City!

(The crowd boos loudly, causing Novak to grin broadly.)

Novak: Bet you thought that just because I had a match, I wasn't going to talk, right? Hey, cheer up. You know it'll be the most entertaining segment of the night!

(In reply, the crowd continues booing.)

Novak: I'll make this short, since the other guys don't like waiting. In ten minutes, my hand will be raised in victory as I stand over the fallen Trashcan Man, or maybe Bang Davenport, or maybe Miyagawa. And when that referee drops my hand, I'm going to grab Danny and beat the living hell out of Trashcan. And just in case I don't quite end his miserable career, I'm sure Reverend and War will be more than happy to finish the job for me. It's good to have friends in high places -- and failing that, strong people who hate your enemy more than they hate you. One way or another, I'll prove tonight that I've got "it", baby!

(Novak drops the mic and takes up his position as the crowd boos loudly.)

Jeff: Here he comes!

("Dead Bodies Everywhere" by KoRn plays as the Extreme Champion makes his way down to the ring.)

Clay: Making his way to the ring, their partner, from Hell's Kitchen, New York, at the weight of 230 pounds, he is the PCW Extreme Champion, CLYDE!

Novak, Anguish and Clyde climb into the ring and start bad mouthing Asylum straight away, but the Ref manages to clear the ring, apart from the Trashcan Man and Eddie Novak who start the match off. They hook up, and Novak throws TCM to the floor using an armbar takedown, before getting a couple of kicks into TCM's shoulder, before TCM rolls away and gets up. They circle each other for a few seconds before TCM realises that he's now standing on the opposite side of the ring of the ring to his own corner, and Novak runs at him, spearing him into Novak's team's corner. Clyde and Anguish immediately start punching TCM while he's in the turnbuckle, and Novak tags in Clyde, who together start to kick TCM in the guts. The ref manages to get Novak to leave the ring, as Clyde pulls TCM to his feet, before kneeing him in the gut and then executing a scissors kick on his doubled-over body. He covers TCM, the ref counts: 1. 2. but the ref notices that TCM has put his leg on the ropes. Clyde, disgusted with the ref grabs TCM by the back of the head and pulls him back to standing, however TCM grabs Clyde around the chest and hits him with a mean side suplex, putting them both down on the mat. They both crawl towards their own corners. Miyagawa steps up onto the outside of the second turnbuckle and starts clapping to which the crowd join in. Clyde tags in Anguish, and he runs to grab TCM, but just in time TCM tags Miya's outstretched hand, and Miya hits Anguish with a springboard forearm splash, and immediately goes for the cover, the ref counts: 1. 2. but Novak runs in and disrupts the count with a kick to the back of Miya's head. The ref gets Novak back out the ring as Miya and Anguish lockup, which Miya turns into a standing armbar, but Anguish sweep's Miya's legs out from under him and immediately tries to pull of Miya's goggles, to which Miya rolls away to the side and gets up to his feet re-affixing the goggles to his face. Miya charges back at Anguish aiming to hit him with a clothesline, but Anguish ducks, and Miya is caught in the back by Clyde's knee as he attempts to bounce back off the ropes, and is quickly DDT'ed by Anguish. Clyde has mounted his turnbuckle, and hits Miya straight in the face with his diving elbow. The ref immediately tries to get Clyde to leave, but Novak using that distraction, throws Danny into the ring. Anguish grabs Danny and slams Miyagawa over the head with the chair, smashing his goggles and splitting him wide open. He pushes it back out to the ring for Novak, and cover's Miya, the ref however is still distracted by Clyde, so TCM and BANG jump in the ring, grab Anguish, and hit him with a double clothesline, promptly dumping Miya on top. Clyde finally leaves and the ref counts: One. Two. Th, but no! Anguish gets a shoulder up and Miya is pushed off him. Anguish quickly gets to his corner and tags Clyde back in, but Miya was closer to his corner, and tags BANG in before Clyde can get at him. The two title holders start duking it out in the centre of the ring, but the hillbilly seems to gain the upper hand, and Irish whips Clyde into the ropes, before hitting him with a clothesline when he comes back out of them. Clyde jumps right back to his feet, but is taken down again as BANG picks him up and hits with a back breaker. He picks Clyde back up and throws Clyde back into Clyde's own corner, before pointing at Novak and signalling for him to come in; Novak in return tags himself in and gets ready to battle with BANG. Novak goes to grapple with BANG, but BANG has other ideas as he chop's him across the chest, the crowd wincing at the slapping noise, he does it again, another wince, but suddenly out of no where comes a huge karate kick straight to the underside of Novak's jaw, knocking him clear off his feet. Novak looks up from the ground see's BANG smiling, and he stands slowly. He takes one look at BANG, turns around runs back to his corner, slapping Anguish on the shoulder and jumping over the top rope to the outside. The crowd begin to laugh at this, especially at Anguish's reluctance to get into the ring. The ref begins to count, and only as he reaches the higher numbers as Anguish finally get into the ring with BANG. BANG hits Anguish with a kick to the side of the ribs just as he enters to which Anguish screams and runs back out the ring again. Novak and Anguish start arguing on the side of the ring, and Novak walks over to Sheila and tells her something, who promptly jumps up on the side of the ring and uses her feminine charms to distract the referee. Meanwhile both Novak and Anguish jump in the ring and grab BANG from behind, who was trying to get rid of Sheila, and start to double team him, they throw BANG into the corner and signal for Sheila to get off the ring apron. The ref turns back to see Anguish tagging in Novak, who sets BANG up for the Brink of Insanity, but doesn't execute it, meanwhile Anguish mounts the turnbuckle and jumps off grabbing Anguish in a facebuster as Novak hits him with the modified chair drop. But Novak doesn't go for the cover; instead he tags in Clyde and signals Sheila again to distract the ref. Clyde mounts the corner, and BANG is pulled up by Anguish, while Novak slides Danny in, and Clyde hits the Inferno right on top of Danny. The crowd wince as they see this and start to chant.

Crowd: PCW! PCW! PCW!

Suddenly the crowd is silence as "Real American" hits the speakers, and a man in a stars and stripes jumpsuit and mask appears at the entrance, he poses for a few seconds before grabbing his stars and stripes bag and sprints down to ringside.

Dave: Could it be?

The man reaches ringside and pulls off the mask, revealing himself to be "The All American" Steve Jabowski.

Jeff: Who the hell is that?

Dave: It's Steve Jabowski, Miyagawa's old friend.

As the tune plays, Steve grabs the front of the jumpsuit top and rips it open at the front, which is a shame since he could have used the zipper. Clyde, Novak and Anguish are all in the ring now beating up on BANG. Steve reaches into his bag and pulls out Bob, Novak's old barbed wire covered steel chair, plastered on the back of it is a sticker which reads "Member of Asylum"; he throws the chair up to Miyagawa who catches it and charges into the ring, smashing first Clyde over the head, then Anguish and then finally Novak, he grabs BANG under the arm and pulls him to their own corner. Steve runs around the side of the ring and grabs Sheila by the legs, pulling her off the ring apron, but causing her head to smack straight into it, knocking her out cold. The ref shouts at Steve, but turns back to the ring, seeing Clyde climbing to his feet, but split wide open, and TCM tagging himself in because of BANG's body heaped in the corner. Miya meanwhile waves Bob at the ref, who reads the sticker and shouts something at him, and the ref seems to sigh before nodding. TCM grabs Clyde, and whips him into the corner. Clyde runs back out and tries to spear TCM, but he counters and hits him with the PYRO DRIVER! But he doesn' t cover, and instead BANG runs in as Miyagawa mounts the turnbuckle with the chair. Bang waits quietly for Clyde to stand before smashing him in the jaw with the BANG THANG! Quickly as Clyde hits the mat again, Miya leaps off the turnbuckle into a 450 Splash with a Barbed Wire Steel Chair.

Jeff: DQ! DQ! Clyde Wins!

Dave: Strictly speaking this match was against Asylum. The members of Asylum were never specified in the booking.

TCM, being the legal man, makes the cover, and BANG and Miya go for Novak and Anguish, in order to stop them from disrupting. The ref drops to the floor to count: 1. 2. 3.!

Winners: Trashcan Man, BANG Davenport, Miyagawa, Steve Jabowski and Bob.

"Original Prankster" hits again, but the action doesn't stop there as BANG and Miyagawa take both Novak and Anguish to the outside, BANG starts to beat Novak's head into the announce table, while Miyagawa slams Bob over Anguish' s head again and again until Anguish's head turns a distinct color of red.

Steven: Get off my dammed table!

Steven is silenced as Novak gets thrown over the table at him. BANG turns to find Miyagawa holding Anguish up for him, and he connects with the BANG Thang on Anguish, knocking him to the floor. Bang grabs his TV Belt and rolls back into the ring where TCM is smashing the diamonds off Danny. Miyagawa throws Clyde's Extreme Title in the ring, and then rolls in with Bob. "Real American" hits again as BANG with his TV Title, Miyagawa with Bob and TCM with Clyde's Extreme Belt, and Steve Jabowski with Danny all mount a different turnbuckle and pose for the crowd. Novak meanwhile drags Sheila up the entrance ramp and out of the arena. Everyone except Bang leaves the ring as the hillbilly poses a little longer.

Just then, "War?" by System of A Down hits and the lights go to black. The music continues for a moment more and then stops. The lights turn up and War stands there, before Bang Davenport. Bang stares up at him and says something to him about choosing the right side. War takes a step forward, still staring down the man. He presses his face up against Bang's and then pulls back suddenly. With a quick flick of his neck, The One Man Army headbutts the hick. Bang stumbles back and drills Bang with a clothesline. Bang stumbles backwards and tumbles over the ropes. TCM and Miyagawa storm into the ring where War takes them down hard with a couple of right hands. The One Man Army throws Miyagawa against the ropes and swings, going for another decimating clothesline. Miyagawa sees it coming, however, and ducks doign a somersault and rolling out of the ring. TCM charges at War only to be met with a hard chop to the throat. The beast picks him up and stands him freely there. With all his might, he shoves the Trashcan Man into the corner. He flings back, nearly flipping out of the ring. War approaches TCM and puts him on the top turnbuckle, facing out to the audience. The groggy sanitation worker stares out at the booing fans as War takes him under the arms. He hoists him up and walks forward, falling and slamming TCM hard into the mat in a crucifix powerbomb. Miya runs back into the ring and flips onto War's back. The monster doesn't move a muscle, just stands there as Miyagawa tries to choke the life from him. War takes one hand and makes a fist. He brings it back quickly, smacking the cruiserweight hard in the face. Miyagawa's face goes blank and he falls in a heap behind the One Man Army. War steps out of the ring to the still fallen Bang Davenport and rolls him back inside. He picks him up and slams him hard to the mat. War takes him by the throat and leads him over to the ropes facing the commentary table. War pushes Bang into the ropes, resting him against them. He cups his hands over his mouth and lets out a thundering cry. The crowd screams in response, covering their ears. War steps out onto the apron and locks his arm around Bang's throat. He breathes hard and pulls Bang up until he's facing against the One Man Army, his body pointing up straight into the air in a reverse suplex. The commentators scatter as they know the beast will eventually fall backward. The monster stands straight without fault for nearly 20 seconds. He finally finishes the move and falls straight backward. Bang screams as his chest and torso crash through the commentary table. War presses his hands against the floor and flips to his feet, Shawn Michaels style as the crowd explodes in boos. He cups his hands over his mouth and lets out his booming cry once more. "War?" by System of A Down hits once more and again, the lights turn down. The music continues for a moment and then ceases as the lights turn back up. War is gone.

Dave: Asylum is victorious in this 6 man meley but look to be the losers in the long run.

Jeff: Asylum cheated, as always, so Clyde shoulda won that match! This is a travesty!

Steven: What about Eddie?

Jeff: Uhh, yeah, he shoulda won too

That statement brings a smile to the face of Steven Smith

Dave: Next up is our Rising Star title match as a new champ will be crowned.

Jeff: A new guy might hold that belt, but none of them will ever be able to match what Clyde gave it.

(Instead of heading to the ring, the scene switches to backstage, where a massive red form is walking down the hall. As the figure steps into better light, it's revealed as the One Man Army, War. He's apparently walking near the loading docks, as huge stacks of crates and several large PCW semis surround him. War stops, and his eyes wander, as if looking for something. After a few moments, he nods slightly to himself, and continues walking. Suddenly, with a high-pitched war cry, two huge men burst from behind a pair of crates and charge the One Man Army, who seemingly doesn't hear them. At the same time, two smaller men leap off opposing stacks of crates, towards the massive monster. In a flurry of motion, War grabs the two flying men out of the air, spins around, and hurls them into the two larger men. Not missing a beat, he grabs a huge crate, lifts it over his head, takes a few steps towards the pile of humanity, and hurls it at them. The crate shatters, spilling packaged PCW action figures all over them. Still not satisfied, War grabs a crowbar from atop one of the crates, and starts towards the four jumbled men. They scream in unison as the One Man Army raises the weapon above his head, and the camera suddenly goes to static.)

Steven: What just happened?

Jeff: Looks like a bunch of f*ggots just got beat up by War.

That statement didn't go over to well with Smith. he starts to cry, thinking that it coulda been The Ream Team that was attacked.

Dave: During that, uhh, interesting bit, our fighters have entered the ring and are ready to fight.

Showtime and Nelson nod at one another and immediately start to double team Wulf, backing him up against the corner before delivering a number of stinging slaps to his chest, before Wulf pushes his way out of the corner, and throws Nelson to the mat, but Showtime jumps onto his back and hooks him in a sleeper; but Wulf just lets himself fall backwards to the mat, crushing Showtime underneath. Nelson grabs Wulf, and whips him into the ropes, but Wulf comes out of the ropes with a flying clothesline which catches Nelson right across the neck, sending them both down to the mat; meanwhile Showtime has got to his feet and seeing them both on the floor, he tries to drop both knee's into the square of Nelson's back, but Nelson dodges out the way just in time. Nelson grabs Showtime and pushes him to the ropes before clotheslining him over the top of them to the outside. He goes back to grab Wulf, but doesn't see him, he looks over the ropes, but no Wulf anywhere. Suddenly on the outside, Wulf grabs Showtime and throws him under the ring, before following him under; however Nelson is still looking for him, and can't see him anywhere. Tyler steps out of the ring and grabs the PCW Rising Star Belt, he can be heard shout "Here doggy!" while walking around the ring holding the belt aloft. He suddenly spots Wulf rolling Showtime out from under the ring; he drops the belt and charges Wulf, dropkicking him while he's still on the floor. Wulf clambers out from under the ring fully now, and is grabbed by Tyler and rolled into the ring, along with Showtime, who seems to be unconscious. Tyler rolls in, as is immediately stomped on by Wulf, before he is grabbed and powerslamed back to the mat. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Showtime grabs Wulf in a schoolboy, the ref counts: 1. but Wulf kicks out quickly. He picks up Showtime and hits him with FANGIN' and BANGIN', but instead of going for the pin, he just rolls him out the ring. Nelson gets up now and runs at Wulf, wiping him hard against the ropes, before knocking him down with a flying shoulderblock. He steps over and climbs to the second turnbuckle, and goes for a big splash, but Wulf reads the signs and dodges. He pulls Nelsons to his feet, and goes to hit him with FANGIN' and BANGIN' but Nelson wiggles out of it and falls down. He quickly gets to his feet though and kicks Wulf, then hits him with his Hostile Takeover setup. Nelson then puts him in GREED is GOOD. Showtime slowly gets back into the ring and goes to break it up, but Wulf taps out before he can.

Winner: *New PCW Rising Star Champion* Tyler Nelson!

Dave: Tyler Nelson has become the new Rising Star champion.

Jeff: He shouldn't be the champ! He only got in that match by a technicality. But, hey, I guess it's better then having Mr. Showtime as champ.

Steven: Maybe Peter could win that title

Dave: Peter is an experienced veteran. I don't think he's eligable for it.

Jeff: Experienced at what, Dave?

Dave: Use your imagination Jeff. When we return, hardcore rules match as HAC meets Chris Allen.

(Commercial: PCW Shanghaied, January 28, 2001, live from Shanghai, China only on Pay-Per-View. Call your local cable or satellite provider to order today.)

We return from commercial to see that Steven Smith is no longer at the commentator's table.

Dave: If you're wondering where Steven is..........

Jeff: (interrupting)And I doubt you are

Dave: he has run away, crying like a little baby.

Jeff: Yep!

Dave Kern: All because we received word that the members of the Ream Team were found, beaten half to death, backstage. At the site is that one pimply faced intern kid.

(The scene cuts to backstage, where the PFIK stands next to an ambulence, its lights flashing. Beside it are three other ambulences. Behind the PFIK, several hospital workers load four men, two huge and two small, onto stretchers and load them into one of the four vehicles. The intern kid looks vaguely sick.)

PFIK: Thanks, Mr. Kern... Um, they found the four members of the Ream Team back in the loading area...they were covered with blood and PCW merchandise. A blood-stained crowbar was found nearby, and a trail of bloody foot prints led to the dressing rooms. We don't know who did it, but we're looking into it. Back to, uh, you, Mr. Kern.

Dave: "Hardknocks" and HAC are both in the ring, so let's get there now.

(We shift to just outside the ring where we see FORMER Television champion Lackostress relaxing, drinking a beer. Then we look inside the ring where HAC and HCA are already fighting, using weapons)

HCA has a kendo stick in his hand, HAC a singapore cane. They appear to be sword fighting eachother so to speak. They swing at eachother, but continuously block eachother at the same time. As the two former Extreme champs battle, we look at the top of the ramp to see a man pushing a trolley. As the man come closer, he passes by LoS, nearly running his foot over. The man pushing the large trolley is Flaymin Aymin. Inside the ring, HAC gets a good shot in on HCA, then turns his attention toward Aymin. Outside, Aymin pulls a chair from out of the trolley, sits it down, then sits down himself. As HAC has his back turned, HCA comes up from behind with the kendo stick and whacks HAC in the back with it. HCA then has a few choice words for Aymin. Aymin just reaches into the trolley and pulls out a wooden chair and tosses it into the ring, over HCA's head. HAC, who was behind HCA, picks the chair up, then smashes it over the head of HCA. HAC makes a cover, 1......2.....a garbage can thrown in by Aymin strikes HAC in the back and breaks up the count. HAC gets up, grabs the trash can, then looks at Aymin. He starts to approach Aymin's direction when Aymin tosses the lid in at him. HAC blocks it with the trash can. HAC then picks up the lid and cracks HCA in the face with it. HAC covers, 1.....2....HCA kicks out. HAC starts to put the boots to HCA. HAC pulls Allen up and whips him hard into the corner. HAC then bounces off the ropes and lines HCA up for a perfect Homicidal Spear but Aymin stops all that as he throws a christmas turkey at HAC and hits him in the back. HAC goes down in a hurry as HCA staggers over to him. HCA seizes the opportunity and picks HAC up, sets him up, and hits him with The DropOff. HCA covers, 1......2.....HAC gets a shoulder up. Outside the ring Aymin has pulled out a sign. The sign reads "Homosexual Anthony Gay......Newest Member of THE REAL TEAM!!!". HCA looks at the sign as Aymin turns it around. It reads "Let Me Hear Some Noise If You Agree". The crowd gives Aymin a huge pop as HCA can't help but to laugh some at it. Meanwhile, HAC has gotten back up and rolls HCA up from behind, 1......2....HCA kicks out. Both men are back up quickly. HCA charges but HAC is ready and hits a Homicidal Spear on HCA. HAC covers, 1.....2...HCA gets a shoulder up. HAC takes his attention off his opponent and focuses it on Aymin again. He walks over to the ropes and shouts more profanity laced remarks at the Australian. Aymin, in response, reaches in the trolley one more time and pulls something crawly out. He then takes it and flings it into the ring. It lands directly on HAC's shoulder. HAC looks at it, then flicks it off. We look down at it and it looks to be a terantula, (defanged, of course). HAC slowly backs away from it as HCA gets to his feet. HAC slowly backs right into HCA. Allen spins HAC around, kicks him, then hits him with 3 the HARD Way. HCA makes a cover, 1......2.......3

WINNER: "Hardknocks" Chris Allen

Jeff: Did one of them HAVE to win?

Dave: Yes Jeff, they did

Jeff: DAMN!

Dave: "Hardknocks" Chris Allen is one for one since his name change. A shot at the Extreme title can't be too far away from Chris now.

Jeff: Dave, a shot is all he'd ever get as long as Clyde is champ. You know for sure that there's no chance in hell Clyde is EVER gonna lose that title.

Dave: Just like the Rising Star title, huh Jeff.

Jeff: Clyde would still be holding that belt too had it not been for stupid rules. Rules that Clyde ALWAYS follows but Asylum NEVER does.

Dave: Speaking of following the rules, our next match probably won't even come close to it. PCW Continental champion Alan Kreigman will be teaming up with "Face" to face Scott Naket and some guy dressed in black.

Jeff: Please don't tell me this guy is Preacher. After all, he WAS on team sHs during the Alliances match.

("Somebody's Gotta Feel This" from Kid Rock blasts throughout the arena Scott Naket emerges through the entrance way to a mixed crowd reaction. He struts down the runway and enters the ring. He goes to the far corner and stands on the second turnbuckle with his arms raised in the air.)

Clay Clayborne: Now making his way to the ring he hails from Vancouver, British Columbia, Here is SCOTTTTTTTT NAKKKKKKKETTTT!!!!!!!

(Suddenly a giant pyro explosion takes place near the top of the runway. A single spotlight shines on the entry way. Suddenly the man in black steps out onto the runway. The crowd welcomes him with a series of cheers with some scattered boos. The Man in Black enters the ring and makes his way over to Scott Naket he looks at him for a moment then retreats to the corner and rests against a turnbuckle.)

("Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers hits, Alan Kriegman walks out onto the runway with the Continental title strapped around his waist. He comes to a stop a begins to form his trademark pose but then shakes his head in dismay and mopes down to ring side acting unusually unlike himself. The crowd is actually popping for Kriegman possibly out of pity. )

Clay Clayborne: Their first opponent, hailing from Pleasantville, New Hampshire....HE IS THE PCW CONTINENTAL CHAMPION...........ALAN KRIEGMAN!!!!

As soon as Kriegman enters the ring the his two opponents rush at him. Naket misses a clothesline and the MIB is met with a stiff knee lift from Kriegman. Kriegman is then blasted from behind by a Naket lariat. The MIB gets to his feet and the two men begin stomping away at Kriegman. MIB picks Kriegman up and holds him in a full nelson as Naket starts drilling him with a series of vicious right hands. The MIB delivers a full nelson tiger suplex dropping Kriegman on his head. Speedy Riggs is attempting to stop the double teaming but Naket shoves the ref to the mat. Suddenly the lights of the arena black out. Then a series of lights begin to strobe. We can faintly see what's happening. The lights suddenly go out completely once again. When the go back on "The Face" is standing across the ring from Naket and the MIB. As usual the Face is cloaked in all black with a black luchador mask on and his shirt simply says "Face". The two men leave Kriegman battered and direct their attention toward "Face". MIB charges toward the face and is met with a decapitating clothesline. Face carries his momentum toward Naket and drills him with a dropkick that drops Naket to the mat. The Face roars and pumps his fist like a hockey player that just scored a goal. Naket and the MIB roll out of the ring to regroup. The Face goes over to Kriegman and helps him to his feet. Naket gets on the apron as the MIB enters the ring. Face will start things off for his team.

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Face and MIB lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. MIB gets the advantage and whips Face into the ropes. MIB goes for a clothesline duck under by face. He rebounds of the ropes and goes for a clothesline of his own but MIB locks onto the Face's arm and takes him down into a crossface. Kriegman quickly runs in and stomps MIB to break the hold. The ref shows Kriegman back to his corner. MIB pulls Face to his feet and goes for a scoop slam but Face counters it into a small package. 1...............2........MIB kicks out of the pin attempt. Both men get to there feet quickly. MIB goes for a right hand but it is blocked by Face who fires back with a right of his own. MIB goes to retaliate but Face blocks and fires back with an on slaught of punches driving the MIB back into the Face's corner. He drives him down to the mat with a series of furious punches. Face pulls back and starts stomping away at the huddled MIB. Face makes the tag to Kriegman. Kriegman hops in and runs to the opposite corner where he taunts Naket as Face holds MIB down from outside the ring. Suddenly Kriegman breaks from his state of depression and taunts the crowd with a crotch chop. Kriegman sprints across the ring and nails a bronco buster. Kriegman pulls the MIB up and pulls him toward the center of the ring and sets up for a suplex but MIB blocks it and hoists Kriegman up into the air and drives him down with a brain buster. MIB drapes his arm over Kriegman...........1.........2.....Kriegman gets his shoulder up. MIB slowly pulls Kriegman up and sends him flying into the corner where Naket stands. MIB charges in and nails a huge splash. MIB tags Naket in. MIB delivers a back breaker on Kriegman and holds him in place across his knee as Naket enters the ring and hops to the second turnbuckle. Naket delivers a vicious guillotine leg drop from the second rope. MIB exits the ring as Naket covers.........1..................2..............NO!! Kriegman puts his foot on the rope. Naket frustratingly pulls Kriegman to his feet and presses him in the air into a gorilla press and drops him into a pancake. Naket turns and delivers a knee drop to the back of Kriegman's head. Naket covers............1..............2......The Face runs in and pulls Naket off of Kriegman. As the ref brings Face back to his corner Naket and MIB make a switch. MIB locks in a headlock on Kriegman. Kriegman fights to his feet and begins to back elbow out of the hold until it is released. Kriegman rebounds off the ropes and charges at MIB but is caught into a spine buster...Cover..........1..............2.......Face makes the save again. MIB pulls Kriegman to his feet and sends him into the ropes Kriegman ducks a clothesline and tags the fresh Face. MIB charges toward Kriegman but "Face" enters in with a springboard missile dropkick that knocks MIB into a turbulent spin. Face pulls MIB up and sends him into the ropes as he rebounds of the opposite ropes. The two men meet at the center of the ring where Face delivers a vicious running uppercut that knocks MIB to the mat. Face covers..........1.................2.....Naket dives in for the save. Naket pulls Face to his feet and delivers the HOTT DROP!!!!!!! Kriegman has made it to his feet and tackles Naket to the mat the two men roll to the outside of the ring trading punches. MIB crawls over to Face and drapes his arm over him..........1...................................2......................3..........NO.......NO.......Face gets the shoulder up. MIB pulls Face to his feet. MIB runs his hand over his throat as to say it's over. He locks Face in for a head and arm suplex but Face fights out of it with some elbows to the MIB's head. Face frees himself and kicks MIB in the gut then pulls him in and delivers an implant ddt!!!!! Face hooks the leg...........1...............Naket tries to run in for the save but Kriegman grabs his leg...............2.........................3!!!!!!

Winners: Kriegman and the Face

On the outside Naket turns and sends Kriegman head first into the ring post sending him to the floor. Naket runs in and nails Face who is celebrating from behind. Naket starts to stomp away on Face and is soon joined by the MIB. Both men repeatedly stomp away at him. MIB starts trying to pull Face's mask off when suddenly the lights go out once again. A series of multi colored strobe lights begin to blaze. The lights cut out once again then return to their full capacity. We see yet a third man cloaked in black with a black Luchadore mask. His shirt reads "trusty sidekick" The crowd pops as the see the man wielding a Singapore cane. He spins MIB around and cracks him over the head with it sending him to the mat. he goes to nail Naket but Naket runs out of the ring to safety. The "Trusty Sidekick" helps the "Face" to his feet as Kriegman slides back into the ring. "Trusty sidekick grabs Kriegman and Face by the wrists and raises their arms in the air.

Marx: My God, First it was one man in black which was cool, Two was overkill but bearable, Three is freakin ridiculous.

Dave: We'll be back with our main event after this.

(Commercial: Turmoil is brought to you by Tampex)

Dave: It's time for our highly anticipated main event. Two odd teams we have here as the team of Reverend and "War" take on the team of Trashcan Man and Doug Troy.

Jeff: We've seen Trashy get his ass kicked once by the monster tonight, why not let us see it again.

("Freeze Time" by 311 plays with it's ska flury as the team of Doug Troy and Trashcan Man make their way out)

Clay: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 505 pounds.......DOUG TROY and TRASHCAN MAN

("War?" by System of a Down plays as Meanstreak and the World champ come out)

Clay: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 578 pounds.......MEANSTEAK and the PCW Heavyweight champion of the World.......REVEREND

The two teams pair off as Rev and DT fight as does TCM and WAR. The TCM/WAR battle tumbles to the outside and the bell rings. DT and Rev are the legal men as DT is hammering away at the champ. He has him backed into the corner and is stomping a mudhole in his ass. Meanwhile, on the outside, TCM whips WAR hard into the steel steps. TCM grabs a chair from out there and goes to crack WAR in the head with it but WAR, with his incredible strenght, punches the chair right into the face of TCM taking him down. WAR then grabs TCM and tosses him right onto the barricade. Back inside, DT still is laying a beating to the champ. He whips him hard into the ropes, then takes him down with a big back body drop. DT starts to taunt Rev some as WAR comes into the ring. DT doesn't see him and WAR levels him from behind taking the former champ down. Outside the ring, TCM is having a hard time getting up.

Jeff: Gee, it didn't take long for this one to end.

Dave: It's far from over Jeff

Inside the ring, Rev is starting to bark orders at WAR, telling him to beat DT up for him. WAR complies and starts laying waste to DT while Rev sits back in the corner and watches the whole thing unfold. WAR lifts DT high into the air and hits him with a gutbuster. WAR makes the cover, 1........2......DT kicks out. Rev calmly walks over there and he starts to stomp away at DT while WAR watches. Then both men start to stomp away together at the prone body of DT. Outside the ring, TCM has gone under the ring apron and pulled out a table. He then slide sit into the ring and sneaks back in himself. As WAR and Rev lay the boots to DT, TCM is back in and holding the table like a lance or something. TCM then charges at the two men. WAR turns around to see him but can't do anything. TCM drives the table right into his ribs, then drives him all the way into the corner. TCM uses the table to jab at the ribs of the monster. Rev doesn't go over to help though and continues stomping at DT. Rev then pulls DT up and sends him into the ropes. DT ducks one clothesline, then another, then he flies and connects with a flying forearm to the champ knocking him off his feet. DT then gets into a mount position and starts pounding away at the face of Rev. In the corner, TCM has WAR very bad off. He jabs the table into the ribs of WAR for about the 30th time before stopping and setting the table up. On the other side of the ring, DT tosses Rev through the ropes and he and TCM start to double team the monster. They take him and whip him hard into the ropes. WAR comes back strong however and takes both men down with clotheslines. WAR then starts to choke the life out of TCM as DT gets back up. DT breaks up the choke from WAR to TCM and starts pounding at WAR's back. This has little t no effect on him though and he just stares at DT. DT relentlessly continues to punch away at WAR though until TCM can get back up. Once back up, TCM hits WAR from behind and they double team the monster yet again. Rev is watching all this from the outside and is not happy. TCM has WAR in the air and he and DT deliver a spike piledriver to him. TCM covers, 1......2.....Rev grabs his foot and pulls him out of the ring. TCM and Rev start to fight on the outside. Inside the ring, DT covers WAR now, 1.......2.....WAR kicks out with authority. DT thinks to himself "What do I have to do to beat this guy". DT charges at WAR but WAR grabs him by the throat. He then lifts him high into the air and chokeslams him. WAR makes the cover on DT as Rev comes back into the ring, 1.......2.....Rev pulls WR off of DT. WAR is pissed off but Rev says something to him. He then points to the table. WAR gets a sinister grin on his face, then drags DT toward the direction of the table. Meanwhile, TCM has come back into the ring. Rev sees him and the two of them start to go at it again. Elsewhere, WAR has DT over by the table and is setting him up. He sets him up for AT DEATH'S DOOR but DT escapes it again. he goes for The Take on WAR but WAR blocks it. WAR then delivers a mule kick to DT, then sets him up and hits him with a powerbomb.

Jeff: What is this nut doing!?!

Outside the ring, Lackostress has gotten up from his beach chair and has gone to the timekeeper's table. He has a beer and sets it down on the World title belt. He then takes the beer off, finishes drinking it, and lifts the title belt up to see how heave it REALLY is. LoS gets a smile on his face, then looks inside the ring.

Inside the ring again, DT is down as WAR looks hungry for more. Also, TCM is doing a number to Rev. TCM takes Rev down with a hard right, then starts trash talking him. he turns around only to be met by a big boot from WAR. WAR then grabs TCM, lifts him high in the air, and hits him with AT DEATH'S DOOR THROUGH THE TABLE!!! DT has gotten back up after the beating from WAR, but is met with a savate kick from Rev. Rev orders WAR to cover. Just when he's about to, out from the corwd comes HAC. He has a singapore cane and starts beating WAR with it. WAR, now pissed even more, goes out of the ring to get HAC who has also gone out there. Rev doesn't seem pleased with all of this. During the HAC/WAR thing, nobody noticed that LoS has come in the ring with beach chair in hand. Rev turns around and sees LoS. LoS takes the chair and cracks Rev in the head with it, getting him all tangled up. LoS then hits Rev with the Vinegar Stroke before leaving the ring. DT gets back up and sees Rev out like a light and covers, 1.....2......3

WINNERS: Doug Troy and Trashcan Man

After the match, LoS has left the ring and grabbed a cooler. Also, WAR and HAC continue fighting. WAR pounds his chest and roars but HAC responds to that with a Homicidal Spear. HAC then rolls into the ring and calls WAR in as well. Rev has been stomped out of the ring by DT. WAR wants to go in but Rev holds him back. "Freeze Time" plays as LoS comes back in with beers in hand. He gives one a piece to DT, HAC, and TCM. Then the 4 of them all pop open a cold one, hop onto the turnbuckle, and share a drink to a huge pop.

Dave: Doug Troy has just pinned the champion!

Jeff: But it was Lackostress who beat him

Dave: God, what a night we had here! It should only get better from here. We'll see you Friday! Good night!