Tuesday Turmoil for February 20th, 2001

Live from the Black Hills Center, in Sturgis,  South Dakota

The show opens as Media's black, hummer limousine slowly pulls into the parking lot of the Black Hills Center in Sturgis, South Dakota.  The modified military SUV comes to a slow halt at the back door of the arena and the back doors pop open, and out step Media members Chet King, PCW Continental Champion Dan Hollywood, PCW Telelvision Champion Mr. Showtime, Homicidal Anthony Cay, Chris Allen, The Chef and finally the CEO of PCW, Tyler Nelson. 

It becomes obvious that those inside the building can see what is going on outside as a thundering chorus of boos can be heard from the inside of the arena.

Tyler Nelson motions to the arena upon hearing the boos and a smile crosses his face.

Nelson:  (sarcastic)  Hey guys, listen to the love oozing from this building.

The other six members of Media smile and nod while bumping hands in solidarity.

Nelson:  Well boys, that kind of reaction can only be attributed to JEALOUSY.

The booing from inside the building grows louder at the notion they are jealous of CEO Tyler Nelson and the rest of his Media Enterprises cronies.

Nelson:  (continuing) That's right, the powerless are always jealous of those in power, and boys, Media is THE defining power in Primetime Championship Wrestling today.  Now let's go.  We gotta get Chet prepared for his tourney match with that piece of crap Lackostress.  Come on!

The scene shifts just inside the back door of the arena, shooting out through the back door and into the parking lot, as the seven members of Media begin entering the arena.  Dan Hollywood is the last member of the PCW's ruling elite to pace through the threshhold, he fails to close the door behind him.

The camera continues to focus on the open door way and out into the snowy parking lot.  Suddenly dented, beige, 1960ish, Dodge Dart enters the shot, slowly passing from right to left through the parking lot, by the open door.  It is too dark to see who is behind the wheel.

Just as the car's rear end disappears from the shot, the scene fades to black.

The usual opening promo depicting PCW wrestlers in action on a backdrop of a ruined and ablaze city for Tuesday Turmoil begins.  Wrestlers highlighted in the opening are Frisco, Slade, Jake Keeton, Doug Troy, Kremmen and Trashcan Man.

The scene shifts to the inside of the Black Hills Center in Sturgis, South Dakota as pyros shoot off from the ceiling, entryway and ring posts and "All You Zombies" from the Hooters booms out across the PA system.

The cameras begin zooming around the arena and begin sampling the crowd.  The first stop for our roving camera is on a group of rustic looking fans holding up a sign with a picture of former PCW Television Champion Bang Davenport on it.  Words on the bottom of the sign read "South Dakota's Hillbillies Luv Bang!"

The second stop on the roving tour for our camera is on a group youths with either poor hygene or  still under the influence of the grunge era of music from the way they are dressed and their unkept hair.  They are holding up posters of PCW newcomer Fallen which read "You've Fallen, and you won't get up."

Finally the camera stops and focuses in on former PCW wrestler and South Dakota native, Johnny Raindance, who is signing autographs for fans in the front row.

The scene then shifts to the announce table, where the PCW announce team is ready to go.

Dave Kern:  Hello everyone and welcome to Primetime Championship Wrestling Tuesday Turmoil.  We are coming to you live from the sold out Black Hills Center in Sturgis, South Dakota.   I am Dave Kern and along side at my announce position as always are my partners in crime Jeff Marx and Steven Smith.  

We have a jam packed card for you tonight, featuring the final eight second round matches of the 64 man world title tournament, a six man table death match featuring PCW's finest cruiserweight contenders

Jeff:  (interrupting) Not to mention that PCW Cruiserweight Champion Jake Keeton will act as the special referee in that match.

Dave:  (with disdain) I was getting to that.

Jeff:  Not quick enough for my taste. Ya know, that old beat up Dodge in the parking lot a few moments ago looked awfully familiar to me.  Do you have a clue to who's car that was?

Dave:  Well, not Johnny Raindance's car, who has a long history of vehicular assaults here in PCW.

Jeff:  Plus Tanto has been sitting here in the front row signing X's on pieces of paper all night.

Dave:  X's?  Are you insinuating JRD can't read or write?

Jeff:  No, I wasn't insinuating, I was stating it plainly.  We all know that Injuns living on reservations like the one Johnny Humpinggoose hail from are trained at a young at that they are worthless pieces of filth who have no place in American society.  Those people don't teach kids about dream catchers and hitting the peace pipe, not about the Three R's.

Steven:  Yes, but Native Americans have clear, copper skin and high cheek bones.  Very elegant.

Dave:  (sighing)  Why are you two still on the payroll?

Jeff:  I refuse to speak for or even to Steven, but as for myself, our esteemed ownership team realize I add an element of style and flair to the our commentary which you sorely lack.

Dave:  I lack a brain tumor too, is the ownership team going to force one of those one me?

Jeff:  I dunno about a brain tumor, but I bet a concussion could be arranged. 

Dave:  (sighing)  We need to head to the ring for our first match of the evening which will feature some of PCW's up and coming talent.  Let's send it up to Clay Clayborne.

Clay Clayborne: The following contest is our first of two newcomers matches. Already in the ring, weighing in at 238 pounds, Adam Roberts!

Justin Sane heads out of the tunnel and waits for his music to begin.  Suddenly, Trip sprints out of the back and nails JS across the back with a double axe handle.  JS stumbles towards the ring, while Trip follows up.  Trip grabs JS and whips him into the ring apron.  JS goes down upon from the force of the impact of hitting the apron.  Trip, grabs JS by his hair, stands him up and tosses him into the ring.  Trip quickly follows.

The referee calls for the bell and immediately Adam Roberts and Trip go to work on Justin Sane, beating him down to the canvas with a flurry of lefts and rights. AR starts to stomp away on JS as Trip takes a step back to survey the situation. Noticing that Trip has backed off, AS turns to find his opponent and is met by a clothesline that sends AR down hard to the mat. Trip kicks at AR until he is sent under the bottom rope and out to the floor. Then Trip goes back to JS who has recovered enough to lay into Trip with a series of right hands that back Trip into a corner. JS whips Trip into the opposite corner and follows him in with a clothseline. JS backs up and Trip falls to the mat. Meanwhile AR has picked himself up off the floor and climbed up to the top turnbuckle. JS turns and is nailed with a cross body block. AR stays on for the pin.1.2.JS kicks out. AR gets to his feet only to be body slammed back down by Trip. Trip follows up with a standing leg drop then makes a cover.1.JS breaks up the attempt. JS pulls Trip up by the hair and sends him into the ropes. Trip comes back off and is summersaulted over by a knee from JS. AR is back on his feet again and starts to lay the boots to the fallen Trip along with JS. JS and AR pick up Trip and execute a double suplex on him. JS and AR get to their feet and AR falls on Trip for the cover, but is immediately dragged of by JS, who himself falls in Trip. AR breaks up that pin attempt before a count can be made and the two men start a shoving match between themselves, jawing back and forth. Then they go toe to toe trading right hands while Trip pulls himself up in a corner, watching with a slight smile on his face. JS gains the advantage on AR and sends him into the ropes. On the return AR is met with a drop toe hold which takes him down face first to the canvas. Seizing the opportunity Trip drops a huge elbow from the second turnbuckle to the back of AR's head, rolling him over in agony. JS then drops an elbow on the chest of AR and goes for the win.1.2..Trip breaks it up! JS yells at the ref for what he thinks is a slow count. He gets in the refs face and takes his eyes off of Trip. Out of nowhere Trip hits Magically Delicious! He makes the cover.1.2.AR tries to break the cover..3!

Winner: Trip             Time: 5:10

Dave:  So Trip comes out on top but all three of these youngsters gave a heck of an effort.  What do you think Jeff?

Audible snoring is heard.

Dave:  (sighing)  Steven?

Steven:  Well, I think Roberts is kind of cute.  He'll go far here in PCW.

Dave:  Argh!  Why do I even bother?  We are going to head to a commercial.  We'll be right back!

(Commercial:  PCW March Madness, Sunday March 4th, 2001.  Live and only on Pay Per View!  Call your local cable company or your satellite provider to order today!)

Dave:  Welcome back to Turmoil.  Take a look at what just happened during the break

PCW Television Champion Mr. Showtime is shown walking backstage, towards the pop machine to get a cold can of Shazbot.  A small graphic in the lower right hand corner of the screen reads "Moments Ago."   Mr. Showtime is having difficulties with retrieving the syrupy sweet soft drink from the machine. 

The camera pans out to show former PCW Continental Champion, Jon Kano strolling by.  He pauses once he sees that Showtime is having difficulties.

Kano:  Hey, Showtime this machine don't like to give ya what you want.

Sometimes you just gotta hit it hard to get the can to come out.

Kano suddenly rushes towards Mr. Showtime and spears him into the soda machine, causing the can to pop out of the machine. 

Kano continues to punch Showtime right in the face and finally puts

Showtime down.  Kano looks around for something to hit Showtime with and spies the can of Shazbot.

Showtime begins to get up, just in time to receive a fist full of soda can from Kano.  The can explodes everywhere and Showtime collapses in a heap.  Blood begins to flow from Showtime's forehead.

Kano picks up Showtime, hooks him into the Kanoplex, firmly depositing the TV champion onto the concrete floor.

Kano dusts of his hands.

Kano:  "I'll see you FridayOh,enjoy your Shazbot."

Kano chuckles and walks off. 

A moment after Kano walks off camera, the mysterious Super Duper Masked Jobber King arrives on the scene.  He looks down at the bloodied and unmoving Showtime.  The camera closes in on the masked face of the SDMJK, but even his mask cannot hide his look of concern.

He shakes his head in disdain and reaches down around Kano, but instead of aiding the TV Champion, he picks up the crushed, and leaking can of Shazbot, which Kano used in his attack.

The camera pans in on the face of the SDMJK as he examines the now useless can.  His eyes narrow in anger, and he gently places the damaged can inside a plastic baggie and storms out of the scene.

The scene shifts back to the announce table.

Jeff:  Nothing like a backstage confrontation between Kano and Showtime to help drive ratings through the floor.

Dave:  Well, I am sure there are people who would adamantly disagree with that statement.

Jeff:  Any sitting at this table?

There is dead air.

Jeff:  (snidely)  I rest my case.

Dave:  Ok, we are ready to head to the ring for another three way dance featuring three of PCW's Rising Stars.  That segment ran a little long, so BOB, Wade Garrison and Spawn are already in the ring.

Clay Clayborne: Now for our second newcomers match of the evening. All our contestants are in the ring.

As the bell sounds Spawn and WG get face to face and the two big men jaw back and forth, spittle showering both men's faces. The much smaller BOB tries to mount an offense but is shoved back by the two larger men. BOB gets a discouraged look on his face and tries to get in the fray again, but is again tossed aside. Spawn turns and points a finger at BOB, which leaves him open to a right hand from WG. Spawn staggers back and WG keeps the rights coming, backing Spawn into the ropes. WG sends Spawn across and greets him on the return with a sidewalk slam. BOB looks content to stand to the side, seeming to talk to himself. WG bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow onto Spawn, but nobody's home! WG writhes on the mat in pain as Spawn stands up. He grabs WG by the head, raising him to one knee, then pounds him back down with a clubbing right forearm. BOB just sits over in the corner clapping! Spawn again picks up WG but this time scoops him up on one shoulder and executes a picture perfect shoulder breaker on WG. Spawn smiles sadistically and goes for a nonchalant cover.1.2WG kicks out easily. Spawn sends a few words towards the referee, not agreeing with the speed of the count. The camera pans over to BOB who is playing rock, paper, scissors  with himself! Spawn goes to the apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He goes for a huge splash but WG moves out of the way in plenty of time and Spawn crashes to the canvas. WG goes and picks up Spawn and sets him up for a suplex. WG raises Spawn in the air and holds him there for a few seconds before dropping him on his head with a brainbuster. Spawn appears to be out on the mat as WG smirks and goes for the cover1suddenly BOB springs up and  jumps on the back of WG, breaking the count. BOB rains right and left hands down on the head of WG, but they seem to have little effect on the bigger man. WG reaches back and grabs BOB, and whips him into the ropes.  As Bob comes off the ropes, WG kicks him in the gut, then nails him with the BIG HURT.  Garrison goes for the cover..12.3!!!

Winner:  Wade "The Big Hurt" Garrison                    Time:  3:00

Dave:  So, Wade "The Big Hurt" Garrison wins in his PCW debut. 

Jeff:  I have just received a note here, which says that Garrison will face Trip next Tuesday on Turmoil in a #1 Contenders Match for Putter Mayhem's Rising Star Title.

Steven:  Why do you think they call him the big hurt?  It sounds wonderfully violent.

Dave:  (sighing)  OK, I am told that we are ready to head out to the condemned St. Mark the Sheepherder Church in downtown Sturgis for our next match, where mortal enemies The Reverend Jon Hull and The Preacher will take on the former PCW World Tag Team Champions Alan Kriegman and Dillan Meyers AKA Goovil.

Jeff:  Ruined church match?  What kind of crap gimmick is that?  Is the Executive Producer really Kevin Sullivan?

Steven:  That would be wonderful!  I just loved him as the Taskmaster!

Dave:  Let's head out to the church.

Kriegman and Meyers are in the foyer of the abandoned church.  They look at each other, nod, and kick open the double doors leading into the nave.  They stare down the long row of pews, and neither the Reverend nor the Preacher is in sight.  They walk down the aisle, side by side, looking all around them.  As they reach the pulpit, they both gasp as the Preacher appears from behind it, lifting up the large wooden structure and hurling it at Kriegman.  He dives out of the way, but is still slammed in the back with it.  Meyers looks in horror down at his fallen comrade and clenches his pudgy fists.  He charges the rest of the way to the benignly smiling Preacher, but as he passes the front pew, the Reverend suddenly leaps out from in front of it and drop toe holds Meyers face first into the altar.  The Reverend picks Meyers up and holds him in a full nelson.  He yells at the Preacher to hit him, but the Preacher stands there silently shaking his head.  The Reverend yells at him again, but the Preacher stands resolute.  Suddenly, Kriegman appears behind the Reverend and nails him in the back of the head with a hymnal.  Reverend releases his hold, clutching at the back of his head as Meyers turns around and kicks him in the gut, before suplexing him over and sending him crashing through the altar.  Kriegman leaps at the Preacher, sending him staggering back with a series of martial arts kicks, his feet a blur.  Suddenly, the Preacher's hand reaches out and snatches Kriegman's foot.  The Preacher kicks Kriegman's other leg out from under him and grabs that foot as well.  Preacher then starts to turn and slings Kriegman around in a giant swing before releasing him and sending him crashing through one of the confessionals nearby.  Meyers picks the Reverend up and slings him back first into the front pew.  Meyers grabs the Reverend, but the Reverend rakes him in the eyes.  Meyers staggers back and the Reverend levels him with a clothesline and starts stomping away at him.  The Preacher pulls Kriegman out of the wreckage of the confessional and drags him over to a holy water basin and thrusts his head into the water, holding him under as Kriegman thrashes around.  The Reverend grabs the tabernacle from behind the wreckage of the altar and slams it over Meyers' head, shattering it and scattering the wafers of the Host all over the ground.  Kriegman finally brings back his heel behind him and between the Preacher's legs, right into his unmentionables.  The Preacher bends over as Kriegman grabs him and nails the End!  He covers, and the ref counts 12 but the Reverend charges down the aisle and breaks up the count.  The Reverend starts to stomp away at Kriegman as the Preacher climbs to his feet.  The Preacher grabs Kriegman and slowly lifts him up in a gorilla press.  Suddenly Meyers races down the aisle as fast as his pudgy legs will take him.  He leaps up onto one of the pews and Batspears the Preacher out from under Kriegman.  Unfortunately, Kriegman is dropped headfirst onto the side of the holy water basin and slumps down unconscious.   Meyers is too busy pounding on the Preacher as the Reverend covers Kriegman and the ref counts 123!

Winners:  The Preacher and the Reverend                    Time:  6:27

Post match, The Reverend Jon Hull immediately jumps in a car, leaving Preacher behind and speeds off.

Dave:  Reverend is speeding back here for prepare for his tourney match later in the evening.  Nonetheless odd couple of PCW

Steven:  (interrupting)  I think they look great together.

Dave and Jeff:  (simultaneously)  SHUT UP!

Dave:  As I was saying, Preacher and Reverend somehow to manage to defeat perhaps the greatest tag team in PCW history. 

Jeff:  Well, despite the fact Preacher and Reverend have never worked together as a tag team, they are bother former PCW World Heavyweight Champions, so the talent level is there, well, with Reverend it is.  Preacher beat Doug Troy for the title, so his title reign wasn't credible.

Steven:  But I though Preacher was the only PCW World Champion to ever have clout.

The three announcers share a hearty laugh.

Dave:  Ok, back here at the arena we are ready to head to the ring for an absolutely stellar match up, as Hans Kruger and The Blood Brothers will take on The Chef and the Media Assassins in six man tag team action.

Jeff:  None of these guys like each other.  Kruger and Chef have began a heated rivalry since the arrival of Kruger to PCW.

Dave:  Well, Newbludd and Chef have a date at madness stemming from The Chef turning on Newbludd a couple of weeks back during the Television Title Match.  Add the rivalry between the Blood Brothers and The Media Assassins to the mix, and you have yourself a main event quality match in the middle of the card.

Jeff:  And that my friends, is P-C-W.

Dave:  Let's head to ring!

Clay Clayborne: The following is a six man tag team match. Making their way down the aisle, at a combined weight of 778 pounds, Hans Kruger and the former PCW Tag Team champions the Blood Brothers!

'Search and Destroy' by Metallica blares over the P.A. as the Blood Brothers and Hans Kruger make their way out from the back.  The crowd goes wild at the sight of the three heroes. The Bloods take their time strolling down the ramp while Hans runs down, slapping hands with as many fans as possible. He makes a full round of the ring and climbs in before the Bloods even reach ringside. They kind of chuckle at the German perfectionist as they climb the steps and into the ring. Brock and Stephen raise their arms and play to the crowd to a thunderous ovation.

'Welcome Back My Friends' by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer blasts throughout the arena. A chorus of boos immediately arises as the opponents appear at the top of the ramp.

Clay Clayborne: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 934 pounds, they are members of the most elite group in wrestling, Media, The Chef and the Media Assassins!

The three Media members strut down the aisle, cocky as ever. Chris Allen and Anthony Cay have the PCW Tag Team titles slung over their shoulders, pointing to them and jawing at the Blood Brothers. Chef and Martha Stewart walk behind the Assassins arm in arm, noses in the air. MA and the Chef huddle on the outside of the ring, then run and slide under the ropes, charging the Bloods and Kruger. The ref calls for the bell and we are underway. All six men are going at it in the ringChef and Kruger, Allen and Blood, Cay and Newbludd. The men exchange blows for a while, with the Bloods/Kruger gaining the upper hand and driving MA and the Chef back to the outside. They huddle once again as Brock, Stephen and Hans parade around the ring soaking in the cheers of the fans. The MA climb up the stairs to the apron as the Chef rolls into the ring. He points at Kruger, saying he wants a piece of him. Brock and Stephen look at the fans, who roar their approval, then step out of the ring leaving Hans in there to start off. HK and the Chef circle around the ring, sizing each other up. They both dive towards each other into a collar and elbow tie up. The bigger Chef drives HK back into the corner and gives him a slap to the face on the break. Chef backs up wearing an arrogant smile as HK just holds his face for a moment, then slowly walks out of the corner. His face stone in concentration, HK readies for another lock up with the Chef.

Dave:  Look at that intensity!

Steven:  (purring)  I like a shaved and intense man.

Jeff:  You're a jackass!

Chef lunges forward but HK ducks out of the way and takes Chef down with a drop toe hold. The Chefs face bounces off the mat as HK hops back up and drops an elbow on the back of Chefs head. Then he grabs one of Chefs legs and applies an ankle submission hold. Chris Allen rushes in and breaks the hold with a foot to HK's head. As the referee gets CA back out, HK drags Chef over and makes the tag to SB. SB hops over the top rope and kicks Chef in the gut. Then he grabs an arm and twist it into a standing arm bar. The Chef waves off the ref and paces around the ring, wincing in agony. Chef faces up with SB and grabs a hand full of hair, backing SB into the Media corner. AC and CA grab SB and Chef starts to lay in right and left hands to SB midsection. BN and HK try to run in and save their partner, but the ref escorts them back to their corner. While the refs back is turned AC and CA land some punches to the head of SB as Chef chokes him. As soon as the ref turns around, AC and CA throw their hands in the air, in the universal 'I didn't do anything' sign. Chef makes the tag to AC while holding SB in the corner. AC comes in and kicks SB down in the corner, taunting him while he's down and high fiving his teammates. Then he picks up SB and sends him into the ropes. Coming back AC performs a tilt a whirl slam on SB. AC makes a cover.12.SB kicks out! SB tries to reach for his corner and the outstretched arms of BN and HK but AC drags him back. AC applies a reverse chin lock, trying to wear down SB. The referee checks for a choke as BN and HK stand on the ropes clapping their hands in support for SB. This motivates SB to his feet, much to the dismay of AC. SB delivers an elbow to AC's stomach, then another. On the third AC lets go of the hold and SB goes off the ropes with a flying shoulder tackle. Both men are on the mat trying to get to their corner. Each is crawling, the fans cheering for SB to make the tag. AC gets to the corner first and tags CA who runs in trying to prevent SB from doing the same. Too late! SB lunges and makes the tag to a fresh BN. BN hops on the top rope and executes a springboard dropkick on CA. Chef enters the ring only to be met by a BN clothesline. AC tries to get some  but BN kicks him in the gut and delivers a DDT!

Dave:  Newbludd is on fire!!!

BN makes the pin, but the referee points out that AC is not the legal man. BN pounds the mat in frustration then goes and grabs CA. A couple stiff right hands and BN backs CA into the corner. Meanwhile Chef and AC have left the ring. BN whips CA into the opposite corner. But CA reverses it and sends BN crashing into the corner chest first. As BN bounces out of the corner, CA nails him with a reverse clothesline that drops BN to the mat. CA goes over and jaws at SB and HK with a cocky grin on his face. Turning his attention back to BN, CA picks him up and presses BN above his head. SB runs in and kicks CA in the back of the legs and he falls with BN landing on top of him. The ref makes the count.1.2.kick out by CA! BN drags CA over and tags in HK. HK grabs the arm of CA and wrenches it in an arm bar, then takes CA over and into a arm bar/head scissors combo. CA screams in pain as he tries to figure a way out of the hold. He is too far away from the ropes and the ref is checking for the submission. Just then the Chef runs in and stomps HK's head breaking the hold.

Jeff:  Nothing like a stomp to the skull to break your concentration.

The Blood Brothers also run in as does AC. It's a six man melee in the ring as all the competitors are going at it. The referee has lost all control of this one. AC squares off against HK, Chef against SB, and CA is fighting BN. Chef and SB tumble out of the ring and go at it on the floor, trading punches. Chef whips SB into the guardrail and SB falls to the arena floor. Chef climbs back in the ring and goes right after HK, who is still battling AC. Chef and AC go to work on HK in the corner as CA and BN are on the other side of the ring. The Media members gain the advantage and signal to each other. They whip BN and HK at each other, but BN reverses and HK clotheslines CA. SB has snuck back in the ring and nails AC from behind with a double axe handle. Chef is the last Media member standing and he tries to escape from the ring, but SB and HK grab him by his pants. SB and HK spin Chef around and both kick him in the gut as BN climbs to the top rope. Double DDT on Chef, followed by the Sky Twister Press from BN.

Dave:  SKYTWISTER PRESS!!! SKYTWISTER PRESS!!!

The Crowd:  PCW!!! PCW!!! PCW!!! PCW!!!

The cover1.2 NO! CA broke up the cover. The action continues. BN and HK go to work on CA as AC makes his way back to his feet. SB runs at him only to receive the Homocidal Spear! AC makes the cover1.2.HK makes the save! AC stands up but gets a dropkick in the back from BN. HK starts folding up AC like a pretzel and gets him in the Perfect Pin1.2.3!

The crowd explodes into a chorus of cheers.

Winners: Blood Brothers and Hans Kruger        Time: 12:31

Dave:  And that, ladies and gentleman, is why PCW is so great.  You just received a PPV quality main event in the middle of our free programming.

There is dead air.

Dave:  No snide comment Jeff?  No snippy quip?

Jeff:  As frightening as this is for me to admit, I agree with you 100%.

Dave:  (smuggly)  Production truck personnel:  Please mark the time of that comment and make me a copy of this program.  We have to head to a commercial.  We'll be right back.

(PCW is brought to you by Old Country Buffett.)

Dave:  Welcome back to Turmoil.  We are ready to head to the ring for our next match of the evening, where Doug Troy and Guy Leslie will take on Mr.Showtime and the CEO of PCW Tyler Nelson.  Let's send it up to Clay.

("Brainless" by The Urge blasts over the PA with it's ska fury as the team of Doug Troy and Guy Leslie come out accompanied by Kristine.)

Clay: Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Kristine, at a combined weight of 490 pounds......."THE MACHINE" GUY LESLIE and DOUG TROY

("Danger" by Mystikal hits as the Media team comes out)

Clay: And their opponents, being accompanied to the ring by Jennifer Lopez and Mr. Simmons, at a combined weight of 551 pounds......."C.E.O" TYLER NELSON and the PCW Television champion MR. SHOWTIME.......MEDIA

Jeff:  J-Lo is looking sweet!  Which brings up the question of what she is doing with Mr. Blowtime?

Steven:  Well, she obviously has bad taste.  I mean Puffy is no Antonio Sabato, Jr.

Dave:  Can you keep your commentary confined to wrestling.  The big question is how will the beating Showtime took at the hands of Jon Kano earlier in the evening going to affect his performance in this match?

Jeff:  Showtime at 100% is already at a physical disadvantage when he steps into the ring, let alone hampered by injury.

Dave:  (chuckling)  I get the distinct impression you don't think too much of Showtime or his skills.

Jeff:  Who does?

The three announcers share a laugh.

The bell rings.  DT and TN start out as the legal men. The two men talk some trash, as you might expect, then lock up. DT locks TN in a wristlock. TN counters it into a hammerlock. DT with a couple elbows to the jaw of TN to break free. DT then runs against the ropes, ducks a TN clothesline attempt, blind tag by Guy. DT comes at TN and hits a flying cross body block but TN rolls through and is covering DT. He doesn't have DT covered for long though as Guy hits TN with an elbow to the back of the head. Showtime tries coming in but referee Bob Charlie stops him. The distraction allows DT and Guy to double team TN. They whip TN into the ropes. Guy back body drops TN over to DT who grabs TN, then hits him with THE TAKE! Guy makes a cover. Charlie stops worrying about Showtime to make the count, 1.....2....Showtime breaks it up. While Showtime taunts Guy, DT runs and clotheslines him over the top rope. DT goes out after him and all hell breaks loose.

Dave:  The referee is losing control in there.

Inside the ring, Guy starts to pull TN up until TN grabs Guy and rolls him up with a small package, getting a good piece of the tights while at it, 1......2.....Guy kicks out. Both men get up. TN comes at Guy with a lariat but Guy catches him and drops TN with a single arm DDT. Guy makes a cover, 1.....2....TN kicks out. Guy pulls TN up and goes to whip him into the ropes but TN reverses. Guy tries to get out of the corner but Mr. Simmons is holding his ankle from the outside. TN runs at Guy and hits him with a stinger splash type maneuver. Guy goes down in a heartbeat. TN spins Guy around and rolls him onto his back. TN grabs the legs of Guy, then locks him in a Figure 4. Guy tries fighting out of it but can't. When Bob Charlie's not looking, TN grabs the bottom rope for extra leverage. Guy tries fighting out of the hold but can't. He just falls down onto his back and Bob Charlie counts, 1..2..Guy sits back up wincing in pain.

Dave:  That is a text book figure four, ladies and gentleman.

Outside the ring, Showtime is manhandling DT. Showtime slams DT's head onto the steps over and over again. Showtime then takes DT and tries whipping him but DT reverses, pulls Showtime into him, kicks him in the gut, then drops him with a DDT that would make Double A proud. DT taunts Showtime some as Kristine comes over and starts kicking the down Showtime. That brings J-Lo over but Simmons pulls her away as does DT with Kristine.

Jeff:  Let 'em go!  Cat fight!!!!

Back inside the ring, TN still has the Figure 4 locked on Guy but Guy is starting to fight back. Guy's fighting and fighting and, finally, he turns the Figure 4 over and all the pressure is being put on TN. TN, knowing he's right next to the ropes, (cause he's been using them for leverage), grabs them to force the break. Both men are slow to get up. TN is the first up, followed by Guy. TN charges and takes Guy down with a running lariat. He then is about to lock Greed is Good on Guy but DT runs in and takes TN down with a running clothesline. DT starts to wail away at TN until referee Bob Charlie forces him to leave the ring.

Charlie starts to count both Guy and TN down with the 10 count. He gets to about 6 before Guy drapes an arm over TN, 1.......2.....TN gets a shoulder up. Both men get back to their feet. TN goes to hit Guy but he blocks, then returns with a punch. TN tries again but it's blocked again, then Guy nails TN with another right. Guy starts to pound away at TN. He then goes to whip him into the ropes but TN reverses. Guy bounces off the ropes. TN sets up for a back body drop but Guy sees it and stops in front of TN. He then grabs TN and hits him with THE NICE GUY!!! Before he makes the cover though, J-Lo hops onto the ring apron. Kristine comes over and yanks J-Lo off the apron and a catfight starts up. Bob Charlie is distracted by this so Guy's cover on TN's not being counted.

Outside the ring, Simmons is getting in between the two women PUSHING Kristine away.

Dave:  (sarcastically)  Simmons has a tough job!

Jeff:  He's a lucky son of a bee-otch!  He gets sandwiched between J-Lo and Christine, and I get sandwiched between you and Smith.

Steven:  I like being the filling in man sandwiches.

DT sees it and goes over. He spins Simmons around and knocks him out with a right hand. Kristine and J-Lo start to fight again while DT just beats up Simmons for fun. During all of this, Showtime has come into the ring and has a steel chair. Guy after covering TN for long enough, gets up only to be cracked over the head with the chair. Showtime then drops Guy with the SHOWTIME SLAM onto the steel chair before tossing it away. TN slowly gets up, sees that Guy is out cold, and locks on GREED IS GOOD!!! Bob Charlie turns around to see TN with the submission hold locked in. DT also stops beating TN's manager to see what's happening. He tries to get in the ring but Showtime stops him. Bob Charlie sees that Guy's not responding and has no choice but to call for the bell.

WINNERS: Tyler Nelson and Mr. Showtime

Dave:  So the CEO and Showtime get the duke here tonight.

Jeff:  It's normally painful to see Showtime score a win, but since Doug Troy is the loser in this match it is all good.

Dave:  Speaking of Doug Troy, how's your mom?

There is a beefy smack heard.

Steven:  That goodness!  Usually I am the one who is on the receiving end of

Steven's words are cut off by a smacking sound.

Jeff:  Let's head to the ring for the six man table death match involving Riptah, JJ, Bradley, Phoenix, Fallen and Misfit.

Steven:  (wimpering)  Don't forget the cruiserweight champion Jake Keeton

Steven's words are cut off by a meaty smack.

Jeff:  Jake Keeton is the special referee for this match.  Let's head to the ring.

(camera pans around the ring where a series of tables are leaning against the guardrail and the crowd roars)

The bell rings.  The match gets under way with Riptah and JJ trading shots wildly with one another, JJ pokes Riptah in the eye out of no where then sends him headfirst into one of the tables that is leading against the guardrail causing the table to topple on top of him. JJ gets a running start and leaps off the ring steps and comes crashing down onto the table that lie on top of Riptah.

In the ring Bradley and Misfit are in one corner. Bradley has Misfit reeling with a series of vicious of chops. In the opposite corner of the ring Phoenix is being mauled by a series of rapid fire right hands by Fallen. Fallen and Bradley turn and signal to each other. The two men whip their opponents toward the center of the ring. Phoenix leap frogs over a ducking Misfit. Phoenix is caught in mid air by Bradley but Phoenix uses his momentum to deliver a flying DDT to Bradley. Misfit charges toward Fallen only to be caught into a drop toe hold, Misfit topples like a falling tree and smashes his face on the bottom turnbuckle. Fallen quickly goes to the outside and grabs a table from ringside and slides it into the ring. Fallen enters but is met by Phoenix and his sporadic blows as he enters. Phoenix picks Fallen up and delivers a belly to belly suplex. Fallen rolls out of the ring to safety. Phoenix picks up the table that Fallen put in and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Phoenix turns his attention back toward the men in the ring only to be suddenly attacked by them both. Bradley and Misfit stifle Phoenix with wild shots, The two men whip Phoenix into the ropes, Phoenix is nailed by a double dropkick that sends him back pedaling up and over the top rope to the floor. Suddenly Bradley turns to Misfit and begins pummeling him with heavy right hands.

JJ grabs a steel chair from the Chinese announce table and enters the ring.

Jeff:  We have a Chinese announce table?

Dave:  Yeah, take a look!

The camera pans over to show Loyal Communist Party Member Wang, who was the special government announcer when PCW was in Shanghai for their last PPV.

Steven:  (with hatred)  What the hell is he doing here?!?

There is the thunk of head phones being dropped followed by some static.

The camera pans out to show Steven has charged Wang's table, but Wang's two, round faced, femal assistants from Shanghai step over the guard rail and block his advance.  Steven then stops for a moment, then returns to his seat.

Dave:  What happened?

Steven:  Those two young ladies are tougher than day old Chinese dumplings.  Don't worry, I will have my revenge on Wang for what he did to me.

Dave:  Maybe you should fill the fans at home in on exacty what happened in Shanghai.

Jeff:  Nah, those cheap bastards can go buy the replay of Shanghaied if they want to see what happened to poor old Steven.

The camera heads back to the ring.

JJ spins Bradley around and pounds Bradley's head like a nail wit the chair dropping Bradley like the dead to the mat. JJ then turns and blasts Misfit over the head with the steel chair. Riptah has recovered from his blows before. He enters the ring and dodges a chair shot from JJ. JJ turns to make another attempt to hit Riptah but Riptah kicks JJ in the midsection then delivers a face buster on the chair. Riptah takes JJ to his feet then sets him up on the table. Riptah goes to the top rope and signals to the crowd that he is going to leap into the air. Suddenly Fallen gets onto the apron and pulls Riptah's legs from beneath him causing Riptah to be hung out to dry on the top turnbuckle. Fallen begins to climb to the top with Riptah, as Fallen gets to the second rope on the outside Phoenix clubs him over the back with a forearm. Phoenix climbs onto the second rope beside Fallen. Phoenix locks Fallen up going for a Russian leg sweep from the second rope to the outside but Fallen holds on. Suddenly Riptah drills Fallen with a few shots to the head. In a crazy scene Phoenix delivers a leg sweep fro the second rope to the floor. He and Fallen lie motionless on the outside.

On the inside Riptah sits on the top rope recovering when suddenly Misfit comes running at him like a madmen. Misfit makes an unbelievable leap to the top rope and goes for a top rope frankensteiner but Riptah counters it into a second turnbuckle powerbomb.......................CRASH!!! JJ rolls off the table a mere instant before Riptah puts Misfit through the table.

CROWD: PCW PCW PCW PCW PCW PCW PCW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clay Clayborne: MISFIT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!

Bradley has reached his feet he goes over to JJ and grabs him to his feet. Bradley goes for a rock bottom slam but JJ blocks it with a series of back elbows. JJ suddenly spins the hold into a cross face submission. After having the hold on for several minutes. Special Referee Keeton notices that Bradley has become incapacitated. Keeton orders JJ to break the hold. JJ refuses but is then pulled off of Bradley. Keeton orders JJ to get a table and finish the job. JJ starts to turn and walk toward the outside but quickly turns and sucker punches Keeton. JJ attempts to follow up with a second shot but Keeton blocks this one and nails JJ with the FUTURE SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keeton hops up quickly and shakes his head in disgust with JJ. Keeton grabs JJ and takes him to his feet then sends him up and over the top rope to the floor.

Dave:  He can't do that!  He's suppose to be the referee!

On the outside Phoenix has gotten to his feet while Fallen has only begun to stir. Phoenix grabs a table from ringside and slides it into the ring but does not stop there, Phoenix grabs yet another table and slides it into the ring. Phoenix enters the ring and grabs Bradley as he scrambles to his feet. Phoenix hoists Bradley to his feet and delivers a pyro driver. Phoenix goes for the cover.............

Jake Keeton: Hey butt munch, no pin falls, get a table with your dumb ass! Phoenix gets up and stares Keeton down a bit then grabs one of the table he threw in. Phoenix sets the table up and puts Bradley on it. Phoenix goes to the top rope. He looks at Keeton and flips Jake Keeton off. Keeton shrugs it off. Suddenly just as Phoenix leaps off the top rope Keeton lunges and grabs Bradley...........BAANNNNNNG!!! CRASSSHHHHH!!!! Phoenix misses into the ashes and crashes through the table.

Jeff: Jake Keeton just pulled Bradley off the table!!! Phoenix went for into the ashes!!!

Keeton frantically signals that Phoenix has been eliminated.

Clay Clayborne: PHOENIX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!

Keeton quickly sets up the second table that was in the ring. Keeton stands resting in the neutral corner watching Bradley crawl to the ropes trying to lift himself with the ropes.

On the outside Fallen and JJ have met and are battling each other on the runway. JJ charges at Fallen. JJ goes for a clothesline but Fallen counters with a whipping hurricane ddt to the steel runway. Fallen gets up and heads toward the ring. Fallen slides in and goes to attack Bradley but Jake Keeton quickly comes out of the corner he was so non shalantly sitting in. Keeton grabs Fallen and quickly whips him around and nails the FUTURE SHOCK!!!!! Bradley finally gets to his feet he see's that Keeton has helped him for the second time. He looks at the cruiserweight champion who snickers at him. Keeton instructs Bradley to go to the top rope. Bradley climbs to the top rope suddenly Keeton slams the tope rope causing Bradley to come crashing down onto the top rope. Keeton quickly goes to the top rope with Bradley. Keeton hooks Bradley up...........................................

Kern: JACKHAMMER OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH KEETON HE IS ELIMINATING EVERYONE!

Clay Clayborne: BRADLEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!

Keeton slides out of the ring and grabs another table. Keeton slides the table into the ring then sets it up. Keeton places Fallen on the table and climbs up and sits on the top turnbuckle. Suddenly as Keeton taunts the crowd. A ruckus in the crowd behind him forms.

Suddenly an unidentified man wearing street clothes hops over the guardrail.

Steven:  Who is that?!?

Dave:  THAT'S AMAZING MIKE STORM!!!  He works for another promotion!!!!

Storm gets up on the apron and quickly hops to the second rope aside of Keeton. Storm smashes Keeton with a stiff right hand to the side of the head that stuns Keeton.

Jeff:  He's going after Keeton!!! Someone call security!

Dave:  Someone had to put a stop to Keeton and Mike Storm has taken matters into his owns hands!

Fallen rolls off the table. Keeton tries to hit Storm back in defense but Storm blocks the blow. Suddenly Storm uses the second rope as a springboard and springs himself onto the top rope in the ring. With amazing agility Storm carries a fluid motion into a TOP ROPE HURACANRANA THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!

The crowd:  PCW!!! PCW!!!! PCW!!!!

DAVE: MIKE STORM HAS JUST PUT THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION AND REFEREE FOR THIS MATCH THROUGH A TABLE!!!!  MIKE STORM IS HERE IN PCW.

Jake Keeton rolls from the wreckage of the broken table and slides to the ringside floor where he lies motionless.

Storm bends down over Keeton and begins motion at his waist, as if saying he wants the belt.  He then begins jawing at the unresponsive Keeton. 

PCW security rushes out of the back and begins to surge towards the ringside area.  Mike Storm sees them, stomps on Keeton twice for good measure, then hops the guardrail and rushes off through the crowd.

JJ begins to make his way back toward the ring just as Fallen gets to his feet. Fallen spots JJ coming to the ring when suddenly Fallen sprints across the ring and flies into the air over the top rope going for a suicide dive. JJ side steps causing Fallen to hit the runway with a sickening thud. A new, PCW certified referee makes his way out. JJ grabs Fallen and drags him up to the top of the runway. JJ lifts Fallen to his feet but Fallen gives no resistance as he is extremely hurt from his suicidal dive gone bad. JJ leaves him at the stage. JJ walks back and gets a table from ringside. JJ sets it up on the runway. JJ throws Fallen onto the table, JJ climbs onto the table as well. JJ goes for a piledriver but Fallen wriggles free. Fallen quickly drops to a knee and uppercuts JJ to the family jewels then immediately delivers the ANGEL WINGS off the table onto the steel guardrail. Fallen shakes the bump off as if it was nothing. He picks up JJ, who is out of  it, and places him  on the table. Fallen turns his attention away from JJ. Fallen goes over to the metal structure. Fallen quickly scales the structure, he then works his way over to the middle of the  Jumbotron screen some 35 feet above the runway. Fallen looks down at JJ then looks over the crowd,

Dave: He's not going to.....

Jeff:  Yes he is!

(The camera pans to an image of Fallen standing high above everyone in the arena with the crowd going nuts.......)

Fallen screams in a rage then leaps off the Jumbotron high into the air as falsh bulbs blaze....................

Dave:  OH MY GOD!!!!

CRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAASHHHHH!!!

Crowd: PCW!!! PCW!!!! PCW!!! PCW!!!! PCW!!!! PCW!!!

Fallen lies motionless on top of a motionless JJ admist the wreckage of the tables. The ref stands in shock for a moment then calls for the bell.

JJ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

WINNER.....FALLEN                  Time:  10:01

Dave:  WHAT A MATCH!!!

Jeff:  Look!!!!

PCW Continental Champion Dan Hollywood and The Chef rush out of the back.  Dan Hollywood begins stomping on the downed Fallen, while Chef sets up a table.   The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos.

Dave:  Somebody stop them!  Fallen was defenseless after that spot from the Jumbotron!

Hollywood pulls Fallen up to his feet and tosses him on the table.  Fallen then climbs on top of the table and stands Fallen up.  Dan looks out to the crowd for a moment.

The crowd erupts into a new round of boos.  Several objects are tossed from the crowd in the general vicinity of Hollywood.  Chef begins jawing at the crowd drawing more heat.

Hollywood then smirks and executes the Headliner on the defenseless Fallen, driving him through the table.

Dave:  ON NO!!  Look at this Vulture!

Dan Hollywood gets up and holds his arms high in triumph, much to the dismay of the capacity crowd.  Hollywood leans down close the unmoving form of Fallen.  The Chef hands Dan him a microphone.

DH:  Hey Fallen.CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

Dan drops the microphone, raises his arms victoriously and strolls to the back amidst a chorus of boos.

Dave:  WHOAA!!!  Dan Hollywood has just responeded to an earlier challenge made by Fallen and will put his PCW Continental Title on the line next Tuesday on Turmoil!

Jeff:  Fallen is too green for that match!  He doesn't stand a chance!

Dave:  We will certainly find out next Tuesday!  We need to head to a commercial while they clear away all of the table debris.  We will return after these messages.

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The show reopens as replays of Mike Storm's interference, Fallen's dive from the Jumbotron and Dan Hollywood driving Fallen through a table are shown once again.

Dave:  Ok, phew!  What a night so far, and we still have eight action packed second round tourney matches to go. 

Jeff:  Look, Lackostress is rolling off his ringside lounge chair and heading into the ring.

The camera heads up to the ring, where PCW's resident slacker has rolled off his comfortable lounge chair situated at ring side and rolled into the ring.

Dave:  Looks like we are ready to had to the ring for our first tourney match.  Let's send it up to Clay Clayborne.

Clay: The following is a second round matchup in the 64 man World title tournament. Introducing first, from The Sun Lounge, Australia, at a weight of 256 pounds.......LACKOSTRESS

(Still no music as Chet King comes out)

Clay: His opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, at a weight of 205 pounds.......CHET KING "THE CHAT KING"

CK and LoS circle eachother before locking up. LoS gets the advantage and backs CK into the ropes. LoS with a few chops, then he whips CK into the ropes. CK ducks a clothesline by LoS, then bounces back and catches LoS with a spinning heel kick. CK covers, 1......2....LoS easily kicks out. CK stomps on LoS some before pulling him up. CK with a couple knife edge chops backing him into the ropes. he then tries whipping LoS but it's reversed. Just before bouncing off the ropes, CK slides under the ropes and to the outside of the ring. While CK stands on the outside, LoS walks towards the ropes inside the ring. CK has his back turned to the ring and doesn't see LoS coming up from behind. LoS grabs CK by the hair from behind and starts pulling him up to the apron. This doesn't last long though as CK hits LoS with a hot shot sending LoS reeling. CK hops onto the apron as LoS regains his composure some. CK then springs off the top but LoS catches him and hits him with an inverted atomic drop. As CK is bouncing up and down in pain, LoS grabs him from behind and hits him with a belly to back suplex. LoS makes a cover but the ref, looking a lot like that Media ref, makes a slow count, 1..........2.......CK kicks out in more than enough time. LoS confronts the ref about the extremely slow count backing him into the corner. CK gets up and sneaks up from behind LoS. While LoS is yelling at the ref, CK hits him with a hard knee to the back, then grabs him and hits him with a modified version of The Chatback. Since it wasn't the actual finisher, it didn't hurt as much, but CK covers anyway, 1.....2....LoS somehow kicks out. CK says a couple things to the ref, then pulls LoS up. CK sends LoS into the corner. He then charges in but LoS hits him with a boot to the face. CK shakes it off and comes in again but LoS comes out, kicks CK in the gut, then sets CK up for the Vinegar Stroke. As LoS is trying to set up, CK fights him, then gets out of LoS' hold and hits him with a blatent low blow.

Dave: That was a BLATENT low blow!! Why doesn't the ref do anything about it?

Jeff: I wouldn't go against the Media if I were him

Dave: That's no reason to ignore a cheap shot

Steven: I don't know Davie. That looked really good to me.

Inside the ring, with LoS doubled over holding his sack, CK rolls him up with an inside cradle. The ref, obviously associaited with Media, makes a quick count, 1...2...3

WINNER: Chet King "The Chat King"                 Time:2:58

Dave:  So Chet King moves to the third round of the tourney in what would have to be considered an upset of sorts.

Jeff:  That sack-attack he just pulled gave him the win.

Dave:  And you admire this?

Jeff:  Yep!

Dave:  (sighing)  Ok, we are gonna keep it right here  

A sudden blast of pyros, fire, and smoke explodes from the stage as "Come and Get Me" by Jay-Z blasts over the arena sound system.

Dave:  WHOA!!

Kano walks out in his old attire, the Armani suit that costs more than half of the roster's houses, the Gucci shoes, and the golden-framed Versace sunglasses. 

Jeff:  So Kano came here, attacked Showtime, then changed his clothes?

Dave:  Apparently.

Steven:  Gotta stay fresh!

Kano also has his hair slicked back and tied into a ponytail.  Instead of his usual smirk, he has a serious look on his face.  Kano walks about half way to the ring and adjusts his tie ala the old days.  He then continues to walk to the ring, jumps into the ring, and asks for a microphone. 

Kano continues to work the crowd, getting huge pops from the crowd.*

Kano:  You know, sometimes things become very clear out of nowhere.  Sometimes you just reaffirm what you believe.  I want to share with you some of what I am talking about, a few indisputible truths here in the PCW.  One, The Outcasts is the greatest single collection of talent in the industry today, not this company, but this INDUSTRY.

The crowd pops.  Kano waits a moment, then notions for the crowd to quiet down.

Kano:  Second, the Media is the biggest collection of little piece

of (bleep), cry-baby, (bleep) to ever grace the PCW ring. 

The crowd explodes in approval.

Third, Jon Kano has done a lot for PCW, more than just about anybody in PCW.

Dave:  I dunno about all that

Jeff:  I do.He's talking out his (bleep)!

Kano:  (continuing)  Four, Media likes to screw over Jon Kano.

The crowd boos.  Kano nods his head in agreement.

Kano:  (continuing) Five, it ain't worth it no more.

*A confusion comes over the crowd.*

Dave:  What?

Jeff:  Kano is quitting?!?!  That would rock even more than Kano himself.  Better yet, that would DEFINITELY be a SOY BOY!!  No, wait, it would rule, as we would see.

Dave:  Shhhh!

Kano:  Lets see what has happened since Media has taken over.  I have a video.  Play the footage of my title match.

The camera focuses in on the Jumbotron.

*The Jumboron shows the end of the Dan Hollywood/Jon Kano screwjob title match.  Kano is seen Kanoplexing Hollywood in the center of the ring, followed by Buffy Vegas distracting the ref, followed by Kano being hit by Chet King and being pinned.*

Kano:  Now that pissed me off.

Jeff:  It may have pissed him off, but I certainly enjoyed it.

Kano:  (continuing)  But when I got beat by Chris Metal, I lost my will to (bleeping) will to live!!!!!  Play that tape!

The scene shifts back to the Jumbotron.

*The Tron shows Jon Kano hoisting Chris Metal up on to the top turnbuckle, only to be attacked by 'The Little Man in Black", costing Jon Kano his Tourney match.*

Kano:  Wow, I am used to making people famous by beating the hell out of them, and now I made Chris Metal famous by him beating me.  Now I have hit Rock mother(bleeping) bottom.

So this is my retirement speech.

*A sigh comes over the crowd.*

Dave: WHAT!!!

Jeff:  YES!!!

Argyle:  Retirements rock, but rock even hard when its Kano retiring!

Dave:  Where did you come from?

Argyle:  Whenever Kano is hear, I appear.

Dave:  Okaaaaay?

Kano:  I have done more for this company in the 4 plus months I have worked here than most of the people have since PCW's conception.  I got more class than most of y'all

Jeff:  Yeah, words like y'all just reek of classiness.  Kano is like school in the summertime?

Steven:  School in the summertime, you say?

Jeff:  Yep, no class.

Kano:  (continuing) I've ran with the best of y'all, forgave none of y'all, and Kanoplexed the rest of y'all.  I started this badass bleep, and this is the thanks I get?

*The crowd cheers.*

Kano:  I have fought for myself, for money, for the hell of it, and for the fans.  And I have to say, out of all of things I have fought for, it was the most rewarding to fight for you, the fans.  I have never had such a rush as when I walked into a capacity-crowd arena and heard every single fan have a reaction to me.  If it wasn't for you guys, there would be no Jon Kano.

*The crowd cheers.*

Kano:  Now to my brother Outcasts, you guys have always had my back when I needed you.  Stephen, you befriended me when everyone else thought I was Corporate Scum. 

Brock, you and me have redefined the word drunk. 

Bang, well you are a hick, but you are also my friend and one of the best wrestlers I have ever seen. 

Miyagawa, you are without a doubt the craziest motherf*cker I have

ever had the privilege to step in the ring with. 

TCM, you smell horribly, and you and me have never seen quite eye-to-eye, but there is one thing I will admit, I RESPECT you.

*Kano reaches underneath his sunglasses as if he is wiping a tear from his eye.*

Jeff:  What a pus

Dave:  (interrupting)  HELLO!  Family programming!

Kano:  Now onto some others worth mentioning.  Doug Troy, you are one of the few that has been here longer than me and you are one of the best of the best. 

Frisco, you are back and now DAMN is back as a major force against Media, so I am down with that. 

Scott Naket, you are the most annoying little prick that I have ever met.

Jeff:  He is annoying.

Steven:  (giggling) And he has a little prick!! Teeeheheee

Reverend, you preach and preach, but you back it all up.

*Kano takes off his sunglasses, folds them, and puts them into his breast pocket.*

Kano:  Now onto those little bitches, Media.

*The crowd erupts in cheers.*

Kano:  Dan Hollywood, you owe me a title shot.  But since you are the commish, you will never gimme that cause you know I would kick the living hell out of you and your bitch too. 

Mr. Showtime, you gotta have the worst gimmick in PCW history.  Wait take that back, that title goes to Chet King. 

Chet, why don't you go onto some 3rd rate network where somebody might give a damn about your talk show, God knows no one here cares. 

Now onto Tyler Nelson.  I hope you are happy.  You have made me leave the company that I love.  The company that I have given more of myself than to any other company, including my own.  Tyler, you have succeeded in your mission and I truly hope you are happy.  You have managed to get rid of two of your biggest money draws, Kid Wonder and myself,

all in the space of a week.  And then you hired Chuck Manson, a man whose biggest claim to fame is that he was a contender who never got the job done?  You, my friend, are the worst business man I have ever seen.  You also are the worst soldier I have ever met.  What do I mean by calling you a soldier?  Every soldier has a mission, and you did a half assed job of it.  Which part?  Me.

*A confusion comes over the crowd.*

Kano:  You see Tyler, you will never EVER get rid of me.

*The crowd erupts in cheers.*

Kano:  Tyler, you can half-way kill yourself and I will still be here.  I am a soldier, I always have been, always will be. And a soldier doesn't abort his mission, he succeeds.  My mission is to destroy

you and Media.  I will not fail.  And you can take that to the bank.  And consider my retirement all 3 minutes of it, over.

And the Media can EXPECT NO MERCY.

Kano begins to leave the ring to a huge face pop, but suddenly the arena goes dark and a really, really low budget laser show begins piecing the blackness.

Dave:  Uh oh!  What now?

Jeff:  Wait a minute!

There is a grinding noise over the PA system, then the theme song for the old Dr. Who Television series begins blaring over the PA system in mono.

Dave:  That is the former president of PCW Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman's music!!! We have not seen him since

Dave's words are cut off as the Jumbotron suddenly bursts to life, and an image of Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman appears on the screen.  The image begins to speak.

PHD:  Precisely, my mundane friend Mr. Kern.  You have not seen me since this double digit IQ possessing bag of wookie boil puss bonked me over with a chair and kidnapped me a few months back.  Oh how quickly lesser minds forget the facts.

Dave:  It's him!!! He's free!!!

Jeff:  (monotone) Joy!

PHD:  I suggest the boys in the back watch the little video package I put together regarding Mr. Kano.

The camera heads to the Jumbotron, where a grainy black and white video from what is apparently a surveilence video camera begins to roll.  The date in the corner of the screen is 2-20-01.  There is no Audio for the video, but it clearly shows Jon Kano walking through the back of an arena.  Suddenly, Kano is approached by Tyler Nelson.  The two men shake hands and engage in a conversation.

The video then cuts.

Dave:  What!! Kano is on the books with Media!

Jeff:  I knew it!

The fans seem confused.  Kano tries to talk into his mircrophone but the audio has been cut.

PHD:  So, all you South Dakota natives who could have learned so much had they just become friendly with their neighbor, Ted Kazinski, THERE is your hero.

The camera switches to the back where Bang Davenport and Miyagawa are shown watching this unfold on a monitor and don't look the least bit pleased.

PHD:  And Kano, here is a little statement of fact for you , since you are so dim that you can't even figure out who "the man in black" is.  Well Jon, it is me.  You will be facing me at the PPV.

Dave:  WHOA!!!

Jeff:  (monotone)  Great.

PHD:  And one more thing before I go, Kano.  When we head into the squared circle on March 4th, expect NO MERCY!!

The Jumbotron fades to black as PHD's music hits the PA system again leaving a stunned Kano in the middle of the ring. 

Dave:  So PHD is the going to take on Kano at Madness.

Yawning is heard.

Dave:  (sighing)  Let's head to a commercial.  We'll be right back!

(Commercial:  PCW is sponsored by Bisquick)

The show returns to show The Reverend Jon Hull arriving at the arena in his vehicle.

Dave:  Welcome back to Fusion.  We are ready to head to the ring for our next match, so let's send it to Clay Clayborne.'

Clay Clayborne:  The following is a second round match in the PCW World Title Tournament!  Already in the ring at this time, weighing in at 241 pounds, Sheol.  And making his way to the ring, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 245 pounds, Flaymin Aymin!

"Zero" by Smashing Pumpkins starts to play as Flaymin Aymin makes his way to the ring. 

The bell rings and FA goes right after Sheol, pounding him with right hands.  Sheol staggers back into the corner, and FA grabs the top rope and starts planting boots in Sheol's midsection.  Sheol slumps to the mat and FA starts to choke him with his boot.  The ref starts a five count 1234 and FA releases him.  Sheol gets to his feet and charges at FA, leveling him with a clothesline.  Sheol picks FA up and slams him back down with a bodyslam.  Sheol climbs up to the second turnbuckle and leaps off, looking to drive a forearm into FA's head, but FA lifts a leg straight up and catches Sheol under the chin with his foot.  Sheol staggers back, leaning on the ropes.  FA climbs to his feet and charges at him, but Sheol lowers a shoulder and back body drops FA over the top rope.  FA, however, manages to keep his feet under him and lands on the apron.  Sheol turns around as FA lowers his head and shoulder blocks him between the second and third rope, bending Sheol over.  FA grabs the top rope and flips over both it and Sheol, catching Sheol on the way down and sending him over in a sunset flip.  The ref counts 12 and Sheol kicks out.  Both men rise to their feet and start trading punches back and forth.  Sheol blocks one of FA's shots and takes advantage, staggering FA back.  Sheol slings FA into the ropes and pancakes him down.  Sheol grabs FA and hoists him up for a vertical suplex.  He holds FA in the air for quite some time, but suddenly FA bends at the waist and floats behind him, wrapping his arm around Sheol's head from behind and lands the Scorcher!  FA covers 123!

Winner, and advancing to the third round of the tournament, Flaymin Aymin!

Dave:  So Flaymin Aymin moves onto the third round of the tourney, where he will take on Chet King.

Jeff:  Sheol should have been added to the "PCW's biggest disappointment" poll.

Steven:   Jason Chase is the biggest disappointment in PCW history in my opinion.

Jeff:  Ya know, enough is enough

Dave:  (interrupting) Ok, we are gonna keep it right here and immediately head to the ring for our next tourney match of the evening.

Tommy Danger is already in the ring. "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit hits as the Rising Star champion, Putter Mayhem, emerges with 3 Iron in hand.)

Clay: The following is a second round matchup in the 64 man World title tournament. Already in the ring, at a weight of 240 pounds.......TOMMY DANGER! His opponent, from Indianapolis, Indiana, at a weight of 250 pounds, he is the PCW Rising Star champion.......PUTTER MAYHEM

TD attacks PM as he rolls into the ring. TD stomping away at the RS champ. He pulls PM up, whips him into the ropes, and takes him down with a vicious clothesline. TD covers, 1....2...PM kicks out. TD with a side headlock on PM. PM quickly gets back to his feet. He elbows TD a couple times, then pushes him into the ropes. TD takes PM down with a shoulder block. PM quickly up as TD runs against the ropes, leapfrog, PM then tries a monkey flip but TD sees it and turns it into a pin, 1.......2.....PM kicks out. TD locks a rear chinlock onto PM. He holds PM for a few moments before letting go and going back to work on him. TD pulls PM up and sends him into the corner. TD charges in but PM hits him with an elbow. PM then grabs the head of TD and slams it over and over into the turnbuckle. 10 times to be exact. He then stands behind TD as he staggers back towards him. PM grabs TD and locks him in a sleeper but TD quickly counters with a jawbreaker. TD makes another cover, 1.....2....PM kicks out. TD starting to get a bit frustrated. TD takes PM and sends him back into the corner. TD walks over and punches PM some, then sets him on the turnbuckle. TD goes up with him and sets him up for a superplex. PM punches TD in the ribs a couple times, then he pushes TD off the turnbuckle. PM goes to the top as TD gets up. Once TD is up, PM comes off. He goes to hit TD with a flying clothesline but TD pulls the ref in the way and PM takes him out.

Jeff: Look at that! Putter Mayhem just took out the referee! And this guy represents the rising stars as their champion.

Dave: Danger pulled the ref in the way and you know it.

Jeff: All I know is that Putter hit the ref

Steven: At least you're being honest

Steven laughs as the other guys didn't get it

Inside the ring, PM is checking on referee Buzz Meacham. While he does that, TD grabs PM's 3 Iron. When PM turns around, TD hits PM in the skull with it taking him down in a heartache. The golf club is bent up but not broken. With PM down, and Meacham down, TD breaks the club across the chest of PM. TD then tosses the golf club out of the ring pretending nothing happened.

Dave: And I suppose that was all legal

Jeff: If the ref didn't see it, then, yep, it is

TD drags the ref over to the down PM. He then makes a non-chalaunt cover on the Rising Star champion. Buzz sees it and counts, 1.......2.......PM somehow gets his shoulder up. The crowd goes nuts as TD can't believe it. He pulls PM up and tries sending him into the corner but PM reverses. PM follows TD into the corner and hits him with the FIVE IRON FRENZY!!! PM makes the cover as Meacham slowly gets over to count, 1........2........3

WINNER: Putter Mayhem

Dave:  Putter Mayhem moves onto the third round of the tournament! 

Jeff:  Isn't that his sixth win?!

Dave:  Indeed it is, meaning he is no longer eligible to hold the PCW Rising Star Titleand I have just received a note that the #1 contenders match for the PCW Rising Star Title that has been scheduled for next Tuesday has just been changed to a Title Match, pitting Tommy Danger, Wade Garrison, Trip and Adam Roberts in a four corners match for the title.

Jeff:  (sarcastically)  Yippee!!!

Dave:  (sighing)  Let's head to the ring for another second round tourney match.

Clay Clayborne:  The following is a second round match in the PCW World Title Tournament!  Making his way to the ring, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 260 pounds, The Reverend Jon Hull!

"Spirit in the Sky" begins to play as the Reverend makes his way to the ring.

Clay Clayborne:  And his opponent, from Anaheim, California, weighing in at 210 pounds, Miyagawa!

"One Step Closer" from Linkin Park begins to play as Miyagawa makes his way to the ring.

The bell rings as Miya charges at Rev, who sends him over with a hip toss.  Miya agilely lands on his feet beside Rev, wraps his arms around his waist, and nails him with a side suplex.  Miya scrambles to his feet and lands a somersault leg drop across Rev's chest and goes for the cover 12 and Rev easily kicks out.  Both men climb to their feet, but Rev sends Miya crashing down with a short arm clothesline.  Rev picks Miya up and slings him into the corner.  He starts working Miya's ribs over with his boot, stomping away, before slinging him into the opposite corner.  Rev charges in after Miya, who meets him with a back elbow, staggering Rev back.  Miya quickly hops up on the 2nd turnbuckle and leaps off, landing a flying Mongolian chop, crumpling Rev to the mat.  Miya picks Rev up and sends him into the ropes, meeting him with a drop kick.  He covers 12 and Rev kicks out.  Miya picks Rev up and tries to suplex him, but Rev hooks his foot behind Miya's calf, blocking the attempt.  Rev then lifts Miya up into a vertical position, but instead of falling backwards into a suplex, he takes a couple of steps forward and falls, draping Miya across the top rope, which then slings Miya up and over, back into the ring.  Rev picks Miya up and sends him into the ropes.  When Miya bounces back, Rev picks him up and SLAMS him down to the mat with a viscous spinebuster.  Rev covers 12 and Miya kicks out.  Rev gets up and jaws at Buzz for a little bit, complaining about a slow count.  Miya stirs and starts to rise to his feet, but Rev falls to his knees and starts blatantly choking him.  Buzz starts a five count 1234 and Rev releases it.  Rev then goes back and chokes Miya again 1234 and Buzz pulls Rev off of him.  Rev gets up, a furious expression on his face and gets in Buzz's face.  He pushes Buzz, who staggers back and then pushes back at Rev. Rev takes a couple of steps back, and Miya rolls him up in a schoolboy.  Buzz counts 12 and Rev kicks out.  Both men get up and Rev quickly brings a knee up into Miya's gut, bending him over.  He then hooks on an abdominal stretch.  Buzz checks with Miya as Rev slowly reaches back for the tope rope.  He grabs the top rope and pulls, adding extra leverage to the punishing hold, causing Miya to scream out in pain.  Buzz looks up to check, just as Rev lets go of the rope.  Buzz goes back down to check on Miya, and Rev grabs the top rope again, pulling away and stretching Miya.  He lets go again just as Buzz looks up.  Buzz looks back down at Miya, and Rev grabs the rope again.  This time Buzz looks up to see this and starts a five count.  Rev refuses to release the hold, and Buzz finally kicks his arm away from the rope.  Rev releases Miya and gets in Buzz's face again, yelling at him.  Miya staggers towards Rev as he turns around and kicks him in the gut, bending him over, and lands a DDT.  Miya climbs up to the top rope as Rev regains his feet and leaps off with a missile dropkick, nailing Rev square in the chest, but he lands badly and is clutching his knee.  Suddenly, Macabre Payne runs down the ramp and jumps up on the apron.  Buzz intercepts and starts yelling at Payne, getting into his face.  From out of nowhere, Phoenix comes through the crowd and jumps up onto the apron on the other side.  He springs up to the top rope and lands Into The Ashes on Rev!  Miya crawls over and covers as Phoenix rolls out of the ring and pulls Payne off the apron.  Buzz turns to see the cover and counts 1...2...3!

Winner, and advancing to the third round of the tournament, Miyagawa

Dave:   What a huge upset!!!

Jeff:  You can say that again.

Dave:  What a huge upset!!! The former PCW World Heavyweight Champion has been eliminated from the tourney.

Jeff:  Look they are still not done yet!

Payne and Phoenix start to brawl on the outside as Miya stumbles to his feet.  He sees the fight and climbs out onto the apron, before jumping up to the tope rope and springing into a moonsault, landing on both men.  He and Phoenix get up and start punching on Payne, who regains his feet and returns their blows.  PCW security rush down the ramp and separate them.

Dave:  I think this feud is far from over.  We need to head to a commercial.  We will be right back.

(Commercial:  PCW is brought to you by Air China.  We only lose two flights per year and that's not too bad!)

Dave:  Ok, welcome back to Fusion.  We are ready to head to the ring for our next tourney matchup!

Clay Clayborne:  The following is a second round match in the PCW World Title Tournament!  Making his way to the ring at this time, accompanied by Buffy Vegas, from Hollywood, California and weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the PCW Continental Champion and the Commissioner of Primetime Championship Wrestling, "The A-List" Dan Hollywood!

"Californication" by Red Hot Chili Peppers starts to play as Dan Hollywood and Buffy Vegas makes their way to the ring.

Clay Clayborne:  And his opponent, from Lexington, Kentucky, weighing in at 220 pounds, the PCW Cruiserweight Champion, "The Future" Jake Keeton!

"Take a Look Around" from Limp Bizkit starts to play as Jake Keeton makes his way to the ring.

The bell rings and JK charges at DH with a clothesline.  DH ducks it, and JK bounces off the ropes, using the momentum to nail DH with a flying forearm shot.  JK brings DH to his feet and starts laying boots into his gut, before bouncing off the ropes and landing a swinging neckbreaker.  JK covers 12 and DH kicks out.  JK picks DH back up and slings him into the ropes and brings him down to the mat with a hip toss.  He rolls DH up in a La Magistral cradle 12 and DH kicks out.  JK gets up and picks DH up, who starts throwing right hands, pound JK back into the corner.  DH grabs JK and slings him into the opposite corner.  He charges in and smashes JK into the turnbuckle with a high knee.  He picks JK up and sits him on the top turnbuckle.  DH climbs up afterwards, hooks JK and nails a textbook superplex.  DH covers 12 and JK kicks out.  DH picks JK up and slings him into the ropes, but on the way back JK jumps up and nails DH with a cross body block.  He hooks a leg 12 and DH gets a shoulder up.  JK picks DH up and delivers a snap suplex.  He bounces off the ropes and nails DH in the face with a seated dropkick.  He covers 12 and DH barely kicks out in time.  JK picks DH up and boots him in the gut, bending him over.  He grabs both of DH's arms in an underhook, and is about to lift him up when DH suddenly gets his arms free and grabs JK's legs, pulling.  JK falls to his back and DH flips him over into a Boston crab.  The ref checks with JK to see if he gives up, but JK shakes his head and starts to crawl towards the rope, his hand inches away from the bottom rope.  DH tries to cinch it in, but in a burst of strength JK is able to reach out and grab the bottom rope.  The ref forces DH to release the hold.  DH instantly climbs to his feet and starts to stomp JK in the back.  JK grabs the ropes to pull himself up, and makes it up to one knee.  DH grabs JK by the head and pushes down, choking JK across the bottom rope.  The ref starts a five count 123 4 and DH legs go.  JK falls to the mat, gulping in huge breaths and clutching at his throat.  DH picks JK up and slings him into the ropes, but JK leapfrogs over DH's attempt at a back body drop and bounces off the ropes again, bulldogging DH to the mat.  JK staggers to his feet and picks DH up and boots him in the gut, bending him over.  He gets him in an underhook again, but this time is able to land a sitting underhook face driver.  JK goes for the cover 12 but DH kicks out.  JK picks DH up, but DH nails him in the nuts with an uppercut. 

Fallen begins sprinting out of the back.

Dave:  Look!

DH grabs JK and DDT's him down.  DH covers 12 and JK barely gets the shoulder up.   DH jumps up begins shouting at the referee about the count being slow.  As he is yelling, he flails one of his arms and accidentally hits the ref, sending him to the canvas.

Fallen hits the ring, spins DH around and kicks him in the gut.  He then nails him with the Downfall.  Fallen then slides out of the ring.

Dave:  WHOA!! The ref didn't see it!

Jake Keeton crawls over and covers DH as the ref gains his senses1.2..3!!!

Winner, and advancing to the third round of the tournament, Jake Keeton!

Dave:  Fallen just cost Dan Hollywood that match!

Jeff: He and Hollywood will go at it next Tuesday night for the Continental Title!

Dave:  I wonder what Ryan Knox, who is scheduled to face Hollywood at Madness for the title would say about Hollywood putting up the title on Tuesday.

Jeff:  Well, if he'd ever cut a promo, we'd know.

Dave:  Ok, let's head up to the ring for our next tourney match of the evening where the Monster they call Meanstreak will be in action against Chuck Manson.  Let's send it up to Clay.

("FEEL GOOD" by [(Hed)PE] plays as Chuck Manson comes out showered with trash.)

Clay: The following is a second round matchup in the 64 man World title tournament. Introducing first, from Death Valley, California, at a weight of 280 pounds.......CHUCK MANSON

("Supernova Goes Pop" by Powerman 5000 hits as the man known as Meanstreak comes out.)

Clay: His opponent, at a weight of 345 pounds.......MEANSTREAK

CM jumps all over Streak as he comes into the ring. CM with some stiff punches to try and hurt the big man. CM has Streak backed into the ropes and hits him with a headbutt. CM then pulls Streak into him, lifts him up, and hits him with the Sell Out. CM starts to taunt the crowd instead of covering. Not even 5 seconds after being hit with the Sell Out, Streak is back up and the crowd erupts. CM slowly turns around and sees Streak up. He nearly pisses his pants as Streak pounds his chest and roars.

Streak: RRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!

Jeff: What's that smell?

Dave: What do you mean?

Jeff: I think Manson just sh*t himself

Streak grabs CM and throws him into the corner. Streak with one stiff right after another beating CM to a pulp. Streak then picks CM up by his throat and chokeslams him. Streak covers, 1......2....CM is pulled up by the monster. Streak tells CM he's not done just yet. Streak lifts CM up high in the air and hits him with At Death's Door!!! Instead of covering, Streak looks down at the hurt CM. He spits on CM, then pounds his chest and roars some more.

Streak: RRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

Streak pulls CM up one more time, lifts him up, and drops him with AT DEATH'S DOOR!!! Streak just places his foot on CM's chest and Speedy Riggs counts, 1.........2........3

WINNER: Meanstreak

Dave:  Meanstreak picks up the win to move on to the third round of the tourney to face the winner of our next match between Macaber Payne and Joe Cross.

Jeff:  He and Payne have been talking a lot of trash to one another all week.

Dave:  One would get the impression Payne was overlooking Joe Cross in his upcoming match.

Jeff:  He's coming this way!

Steven:  Who, what?

Jeff:  STREAK!!

The scene shifts to the announce table, where Meanstreak has come.

Meanstreak:  (to Steven)  Yer in my seat, boy-o

Steven runs as quickly as he can out of the general vacinity.  Streak takes a seat at the announce table.

Dave:  (gulping)  Uh.ladies and gentleman, we have been joined at our announce position by the two time former PCW World Heavyweight Champion, Meanstreak.   Scouting your next round opponent?

Meanstreak:  Shuddup, boyo  and do yer job.

Dave:  (gulping)  Yes sir.

("The Way I Am" by Eminem hits as Joe Cross comes out along with S Club 7's Rachel Stevens.)

Clay: The following is a second round matchup in the 64 man World title tournament. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Rachel Stevens, from Manhattan, New York, at a weight of 256 pounds......."SMOKIN" JOE CROSS

(Floater's "Cinema" plays as The Caretaker leads Macaber Payne out)

Clay: His opponent, being accompanied to the ring by The Caretaker, from Los Angeles, California, at a weight of 324 pounds.......MACABER PAYNE

SJC meets MP out of the ring and the fight starts. SJC with some hard rights to the jaw of MP, but MP fights back as both Caretaker and Rachel serve as cheerleaders. SJC starts to get the upper hand on MP nailing him with some solid lefts and rights. SJC then tries whipping MP into the steps but MP reverses and sends SJC crashing into the solid steel. MP rolls SJC into the ring. As he tries to get back into the ring, Rach grabs his ankle giving SJC a few extra moments to recoup and get up. Rach lets go, MP turns around, and SJC hits him with a shoulder to the ribs. SJC then tries to suplex MP back in but MP's too big and powerful and just pushes SJC away. MP then enters the ring. Once SJC is up, MP goes for The Summoner but SJC ducks it. he then grabs MP and hits him with a snap suplex. SJC covers, 1......2....MP kicks out with authority. SJC starts stomping on MP but MP gets back to his feet anyway. SJC tries punching away at MP but the pain's not registering to the big MP. SJC then tries whipping MP into the ropes but MP reverses, then hits SJC with The Summoner. MP covers, 1......2....SJC gets a shoulder up. MP pulls SJC up and just shoves him into the corner. He starts to lay a hurting on SJC until Rach hops onto the apron. This catches the attention of MP and he starts to head towards her. As she runs her mouth to MP, SJC goes to the top. Caretaker comes over and pulls Rach off the apron giving MP a chance to focus back on SJC. SJC is up top and, when MP turns to face him, comes off with a cross body block. MP catches SJC, then gets him into position and drops him with THE SPIRIT FALL!!! MP moves to make the cover, but Meanstreak gets up from the announce table

Meanstreak points up into the ring and a wicked smile crosses his face.  The massive Macaber Payne does not cover Cross and comes over to the ring ropes and begins pointing out to Streak telling him to get into the ring.

Joe Cross begins to stir.  Meanstreak begins slowly walking to the ring.  Joe Cross gets to his feet and slips behind Payne, whose gaze is locked on Streak.  Cross then grabs Payne from behind and goes for the quick roll..1..2.3!!!

Winner:  Joe Cross                         Time:  2:35

Dave:  Joe Cross has just upset Macaber Payne!

Jeff:  He was paying too much attention to Streak and didn't keep his mind on his match at hand.

Cross quickly rolls out of the rings, while Meanstreak strides up the rampway.  Powerman 5000 hits to PA system as Streak stops at the top of the ramp and looks back to the ring, where and irrate Macaber Payne stands screaming.

Dave:  Macaber Payne is out of the tournament.

Jeff:  Yeah, but it is only a matter of time until Payne is battling for the World Title!

Dave:  Agreed and you can bet your life this is not over between Meanstreak and Macaber Payne.

Jeff:  Not by a long shot!

Dave:  We are going to head to a commercial.  When we return, we will head to the ring for our Tampex Main Event which features good looking newcomer Slade against the current PCW Extreme Champion Frisco.  We will be right back.

(Commercial:  PCW is brought to you by Tampex.  Tampex:  Proven to soak up 50% more bodily gunk than the other leading brands.)

Dave:  Welcome back to Tuesday Turmoil.  We are ready to go with out Tampex main event of the evening.  Slade is already come out and we are awaiting the arrival of the Extreme Champion, Frisco.  Let's send it up to Clay.

(Slade is already in the ring.)

Clay: The following is a second round matchup in the 64 man World title tournament. Already in the ring, at a weight of 265 pounds......."THE LEGACY" SLADE!

"Dream a Little Dream of Me" by The Mamas and the Papas hits as Frisco comes out.)

Clay:  His opponent, from Las Cruces, New Mexico, at a weight of 227 pounds, he is the PCW Extreme champion.......FRISCO

While Frisco slowly, and cockily, makes his way out, Slade heads to the top rope. As Frisco gets to ringside, Slade comes off the top and hits Frisco with a Thesz press. Slade starts to pound away at the head of Frisco as referee Buzz Meacham calls for the bell to start. Slade pounds away at Frisco's skull for a few moments before pulling him up and sending him into the guardrail. Slade charges at Frisco but Frisco hits him with a knee to the gut. Frisco then slams Slade's head into the guardrail a couple times. Frisco then takes Slade and slams his head off the steel steps before rolling him into the ring. Frisco comes in just as Slade is getting up. Slade swings at Frisco but Frisco ducks, then hits Slade with a hard knee to the back followed up by an inverted DDT. Frisco covers, 1......2....Slade kicks out. Frisco pulls Slade up and goes to send him into the ropes but Slade reverses. Slade grabs Frisco as he bounces off the ropes and goes for a samoan drop but Frisco counters into a crucifix pin, 1.....2....Slade kicks out. Both men are quick to their feet and hold their ground.

Frisco and Slade circle eachother for a moment, then go to lock up but Slade gouges the eyes of Frisco. Slade starts to go to work on the Extreme champ with hard right hands. Slade whips Frisco into the ropes. He goes to take Frisco over with a japanese arm drag but Frisco lands on his feet. He then grabs Slade and sets him up for The Migraine but Slade slides out of it, grabs Frisco, sets him up in a tombstone position, then drops him on his head. Slade covers, 1.....2....Frisco kicks out. Slade stomps on Frisco some while complaining to Meacham about the count.

Jeff: That was a DAMN slow count

Dave: Was not

Jeff: Was too

Dave: Was not

Jeff: Steven?

Steven: Slade looks awful cute when angry

Slade pulls Frisco up and sends him into the corner. Slade calmly walks over and pounds on Frisco some before sending him towards the other corner. Frisco uses his agility to hop onto the turnbuckle, turn around, then leap off and catch Slade with a huricanrana. Frisco heads to the top rope while Slade is still down. Frisco goes to the top and makes some kind of hand motion to the crowd, then comes off for the 630 Senton but Slade gets his knees up and they go right into the back of Frisco. Slade grabs Frisco and applies a surfboard on him. Frisco screams in pain but doesn't give up. Slade keeps the hold locked on Frisco for a good 20-30 seconds before letting go. Once he lets go, Slade covers, 1.......2.....Frisco gets a shoulder up.

Slade keeps working on the back of Frisco. He drops elbow after elbow onto it, then covers, 1....2...Frisco gets a shoulder up. Slade locks a bow and arrow submission manuever on Frisco. Frisco fights but can't get out of the hold. Slade keeps this hold in for about 20-30 seconds but Frisco STILL does not give up. Slade releases the hold and makes a cover, 1.....2....Frisco gets a shoulder up. Slade is starting to get a little ticked off. He goes to the second turnbuckle and drops a knee onto the back of the Extreme champ. Slade covers yet again, 1......2.....Frisco gets a shoulder up. Slade, totally ticked off that he still hasn't put Frisco away, slides out of the ring and grabs the Extreme title belt.

When Slade comes back in, he has Frisco's title belt in hand. Referee Buzz Meacham sees it but does nothing about it. Frisco slowly gets to his feet as Slade waits. Once Frisco is up, Slade comes at him with the belt. Frisco ducks it. When Slade turns around, Frisco hits him with a high leg clothesline knocking the belt right into his face. Both men are down. Meacham slides the belt out of the ring.

Jeff: Look at that! Frisco used the Extreme title belt for an unfair advantage. His DAMN ass should be DQed.

Steven: I'd like to see more of his ass

Dave: (sigh)

Frisco, holding his back in obvious disconfort, slowly crawls towards Slade and makes a cover, 1......2.....Slade kicks out. Both men slowly get to their feet but, eventually, they DO get up. Slade tries hitting Frisco but he blocks all of Slade's attempts, then starts pounding away at Slade. Frisco then goes to whip Slade but Slade holds on, pulls Frisco into him, then hits him with a belly to belly suplex. Slade then locks the SLADE STRETCH on Frisco in the center of the ring. Slade has it locked on pretty good but, still, Frisco will not give up. Frisco fights and fights. He's in the hold for nearly a minute before he finally reaches the ropes. Slade is shocked to say the least. Frisco is gasping for air as Slade stomps on him a couple times. Slade then heads towards the top rope. Frisco catches a glimpse of Slade up top in his eye and, being the veteran he is, hits the ropes causing Slade to crotch the top turnbuckle.

Dave: Rookie mistake by Slade. Let's see if Frisco, the veteran, can capitalize on it.

Frisco is up to his feet as Slade is still crotched on the turnbuckle. Frisco goes up top with Slade, then looks over towards the announce table. Frisco points to it and the fans go nuts.

Dave: Uh-oh, what is Frisco planning to do with Slade?

Frisco grabs Slade, then comes off the top rope, all the way to the outside of the ring.

Dave:  OH MY GOD!!!

FRISCO HITS SLADE WITH THE ENDORPHINE RUSH FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!

Crowd: PCW! PCW! PCW! PCW! PCW!

Frisco is barely moving on the outside. Slade, on the other hand, is not moving at all. Meacham starts to count the two men out of the ring. Frisco slowly gets up on the outside and, at 8, rolls the limp Slade back into the ring. Frisco then springs off the top rope and hits Slade with a shooting star legdrop. Frisco, with the few ounces of strength he has left, covers Slade, 1........2.......3

WINNER: Frisco

Dave:  So Frisco moves onto the next round in spectacular fashion.

Jeff:  And you know this feud is not over yet!

The camera focuses in on both men, who are still down amidst the wreckage of the announce table.

Dave:  We are out of time!! We will see you this Friday on Fusion!!!! Good night everyone!!!