Turmoil for March 7th, 2001

Live from the PCW Pavilion in Atlantic, City, NJ

The show opens as a sparkling clean metallic blue 2001 Volkswagen Beetle pulls into the parking lot of the PCW Pavilion in Atlantic City, NJ.  The car comes to a screeching stop in the parking lot and out steps the bald headed, German machine, Hans Kruger.

Kruger begins walking towards the arena when he notices something is amiss.  He looks intently at the hood of the car and frowns.

Kruger:  (disdainfully) Flinga de kingasheisa!

Kruger pulls out a hankerchief and begins cleaning the miniscule spot on the hood of the vehicle.   After a few moments of buffing, he seems satisfied that the spot has been efficiently eradicated.

He begins to walk away, then a plop of a thick, white, semi-solid substance falls smack dab on the windshield of his car. 

Kruger's face turns red with anger.  He looks up to the sky, looking for the avian culprit, but is met with another plop of white, gooey stuff, right in the face.

Kruger:  ARGH!!!

Kruger pulls out his hankerchief and wipes away the blob.  As he is doing so, he stops, and an odd look crosses his face.  He begins to sniff the hankerchief.

Kruger:  Coconut cream?

Just as Kruger makes this realization, The Chef appears from nowhere and slugs Kruger in the back of the head his trust rolling pin.  Kruger falls forward and catches him against the side of his car, but before he can turn around, Bertha Stewart, the 300+ pound fiancé comes flying into the picture, delivering a huge splash to Kruger, crushing the German against the aluminum/plastic alloy frame of the beetle with more force than a 10' wave smashing into a defenseless jetty.  Kruger goes down in a heap.

The French born Chef wastes no time and begins stomping away on his bitter rival.  Bertha grabs Kruger's leg and holds it out straight.  Chef spits on his hands and grabs his rolling pin.

Kruger:  Nein!!!!

Chef ignores the German and smashes his rolling pin down across Captain Efficiency's knee cap.  Kruger yells out in pain an clutches at his knee.

Chef and Bertha smile, hug and then kiss, much to the disgust of anyone with eyes who happens to be watching.

The shot suddenly changes to a different angle.  Chef and Bertha are still in the scene, though they are further away and this camera is shooting from behind a corner of a building.  Labored breathing can be heard leaving us to believe that we are viewing the scene as "someone else" sees it, and is not a director's shot.

Bertha and Chef continue kissing and fondling each other, while Hans Kruger continues screaming out in pain and clutching at his damaged knee.  Chef and Bertha laugh at Kruger the enter the building.

The heavy breathing continues from the "viewer" as the scene fades to black.

The usual opening promo for Turmoil featuring PCW wrestlers in action set to a backdrop of a burning and ruined city begins to roll.  Wrestlers highlighted are the PCW World Heavyweight Champion Frisco, Mike Marvelous, Miyagawa (who is shown choking out CCW's John Jupiter at Showdown (footage courtesy of Fed Wars), some wrestler wearing a suit whose face has been digitally blurred and Tyler Nelson.

The scene reopens in a hallway inside of the warhouse turned wrestling venue known as the PCW Pavilion.  The camera pans through the hallways and glances across the pictures of now gone PCW greats such as the soon to be inducted into the PCW Hall of Fame, Stewart Hix, Soy Boy, Two Ton and Judas Steele.

The camera continues to move down the hallway towards set of double doors.  From beyond the doors, thousands of fans can be heard chanting.

The Crowd:  PCW!!! PCW!!! PCW!!! PCW!!! PCW!!!

The camera pushes through the double doors and the crowd's chants become louder.  The camera is now faced with a plain gray curtain, which it easily glides through and into the arena.  As the arena comes into view, "Welcome the the Terror Dome" from Public Enemy hits the PA system as pyros shoot off from the ceiling, ring posts and entryway.

Cameras begin quickly zooming around the arena, sampling the rabid PCW crowd.  The first group of fans lucky enough to catch themselves a few moments of air-time are all wearing Five-Star Wrestling T-shirts and holding up a huge banner with pictures of the five members of PCW's newest stable, The Five Star Five.

The second group fans are a group of nuns, who are holding up a sign which reads "Say Yes to GodSay no to the Congregation." 

The third and final stop for our cameras is on an old woman sitting at ringside knitting a green sweater.  She holds no signs up to indicate an allegiance to any particular wrestler, nor does she seem to even be paying attention to the proceedings.  On thing is for sureShe is the same woman shown knitting in the front row at Madness this past Sunday in San Diego.

The scene then shifts to the ringside announce position where the three headed monster sometimes known as the PCW announce team is set to begin calling the action.

Dave Kern:  Who says you can't go home again?!?  Hello everyone and welcome to this special Wednesday edition of Primetime Championship Wrestling's Turmoil.  I'm Dave Kern and I am joined at my ringside announce position by Jeff Marx and Steven Smith.  Tonight is a very special night for us here at PCW for three distinct reasons.  First and foremost, we would like to our new European fans as this is our debut telecast on the Euro TV Satellite Network. 

Jeff:  Yeah welcome to wrestling the way it is suppose to be.  Not that Fit Finley, Davey Boy Smith and Alex Wright crap you people are used to over there in your backwater, third world.

Dave:  (interrupting)  Ahem!  The second reason, is that we have returned to where PCW was born.  We are inside the historic PCW Pavilion in Atlantic City, New Jersey and glad to be back as the fans here are incredible.

Jeff:  Stop looking for cheap pop!

Dave:  Well, it's true!  There has never been a more rabid group of wrestling fanatics then the group who sits in the seats here in the Pavilion.

Jeff:  If by rabid you mean foaming at the mouth, I can't argue with them.  If Media cut back on the arena's beer distribution, however, then the problem of fans foaming at the mouth would be diminished.

Dave:  (sighing)  If you don't have anything thought provoking to say, please shut the hell up.

Jeff:  (retorting)  Ooooh, look at the big man.  We get this Euro-TV gig and suddenly you try to develop a little edge.  Well Dave, basketballs don't have edges, knives do, so go on back to dribbling away and leave the cutting to me.

Steven: If he's a basketball and you are a knife, what does that make me?

Jeff:  An Assclown

Steven (giggling, flattered)  Thank you.

Dave:  Finally is the first ever "Night of Revenge" in PCW.  All matches are Falls Count Anywhere and Anything Goes.

Jeff:  (with disdain)  YeahYou purists out there are gonna love our program tonight.

Dave:   Ok, now, we would be remiss if we didn't pass along some information about what went down at March Madness.  We have a new PCW World Heavyweight champion ladies and gentleman and his name is.

Dave's words are cut off as "Welcome Back My Friends" hits the PA system much to the displeasure of the crowd and PCW President and Extreme Champion Chet King storms out of the back and towards the ring.

Dave:  (disgusted)  What does he want?

Chet King slides under the bottom rope and taunts the crowd.  Around his waist is the PCW Extreme title belt he won at Madness.  King calls for a microphone and someone at ringside obliges him.

Chet King raises the microphone much to the displeasure of the crowd.

Chet: "I don't care what you people think about me! I only care about what I think!"

The crowd's booing get's louder.

Chet King: "And what I think is that at March Madness I won the biggest piece of dog crap wrestling has to offer!"

Chet King shows the crowd what he means by holding the PCW Extreme Title Belt in the air.

Chet King: "And because this is the biggest pile of dog crap I don't think it'll matter if I give it the biggest insult you can give a belt!"

(Chet King throws the belt on the ground and spits on it.Some of the crowd cheer for this while others continue to boo.)

Dave:  Such disrespect.

Jeff: Actually, the biggest insult you could give belt is putting it around the waist of Tommy Kane from JeW.

Steven:  I thought he was in GSE?

Jeff:  No, that's a common misnomer.  People always make that mistake Kane and Savage are connected plug to hole.

Dave and Steven:  (simultaneously, enlightened)  Ah..

Chet King: (continuing) "Well there you have it, the extreme title has been utterly humiliated and now the belt is more of a punishment to hold then a privilage! But I realize that I am going to be holding this belt for a very long time so I have decided to take it from being a piece of dog crap to being the most respected title in all of wrestling, it may possibly become more respected then the PCW world title itself!

Jeff:  I dunno about that.  Didn't Revenant hold that belt for a bit.  That's a stain that can never be removed from the credibility of the Extreme Belt.

Dave:   I would counter you with the fact that the Preacher held to the PCW World Title Belt.

Jeff:  You've sank my battleship!

Chet King:  (continuing) You see the first thing I have done to make it the greatest belt in all of wrestling is got a very well respected company to sponsor the belt, and that company is none other then the internet company known as Homestead!

Jeff:  Bahahaahahahaha!! Homestead is the WORST site provider on the planet!

Dave:  Shhhhh!

Chet King:  (continuing)  Homestead already support PCW's internet needs, now they support and sponsor the Extreme title!"

Chet King picks up the extreme title and pulls out a cloth and starts wiping the belt until it is nice and clean.

Jeff:  Like I said, he'll NEVER get the stain that Revenant put on the belt off.  He can use Ajax, he can use DD7 or he can use the flesh of a thousand virgins.  It still won't get it clean.

Dave:  The flesh of 1000 virgins?

Jeff:  Eh, I went drinking with Clyde last night.  I suppose I am still feeling the effects.

The camera shifts back to the ring where Chet King pulls out a Homestead sticker and places it on the Extreme Belt. The crowd boos.

Chet King: "The Extreme title is now half way to becoming the greatest and most well respected belt in wrestling! The second half of this exercise to completely make it the greatest belt in wrestling is to make sure that only the best talent and truly deserving ever get a shot at this belt! No longer will people like Dark Lotus get undeserving shots to destroy this belt's credibility.   Now only the best will get shots!

You see people like Scott Kilborn and Reverend's lackey Lord Griffith the Sixth or whatever his complex name is will never be able to get shots at the Extreme Title because they don't deserve it!

Dave:  Lord Crom Griffin Dagoth.  That's not so tough to remember.

Jeff:  For those of us who didn't spend their childhood popping zits while playing AD&D it is!

Chet King meanders around the ring a bit.   The crowd is booing as they want him to shut up and so the action can get under way.

Chet King: "Anyway like I was saying only the truly deserving will get shot at the new greatest title in wrestling history, The Homestead Extreme Title! And so I have decided to name the first number one contender to the title, and he is a man who is without a doubt one of the greatest extreme wrestlers of all time he is none other then the legendary Hardknocks Chris Allen!"

A deafening chorus of boos goes up from the crowd after hearing Chris Allen's name.

Chet King: "But before Chris and me fight in what will be the greatest match in PCW history I have decided that I'll have to get Chris ready for this match. So on Friday Fusion I'll be putting Chris in a match up against three other competitors.  Those men will be Joe Cross, Dark Lotus and Dillan Meyers. Even though that match is just to prepare Chris for his match against me I might as well put Chris's number one contender spot on the line just to give those three other nobody's a big thrill since they won't actually ever be able to compete for the Homestead Extreme Title itself!"

A small cheer goes up after hearing that Chris Allen might not be the number one contender after all.

The crowd begins booing and  chant begins.

The Crowd:  Boring!!! Boring!!! Boring!!! Boring!!! Boring!!!

Chet King: "I didn't say Chris won't be the number one contender, I just said he'll put it up in a preperation match that he's guaranteed to win! So everybody better get prepared for the greatest match in wrestling history when myself and Hardknocks Chris Allen battle it out for the new greatest title in wrestling, the Homestead Extreme Title!"

Chet King mercifully drops the microphone and poses triumphantly with the Homestead Extreme Title Belt to a chorus of boos and a show of garbage.

Jeff:  Blah blah blah blah-blah! 

Dave:  My sentiments exactly.  Ok, we were going to discuss what went down at March Madness, but right now we must send it up to Clay Clayborne in the ring.  No remember folks all matches tonight on the "Night of Revenge" are no holds barred falls count anywhere affairs.

Clay Clayborne: The following contest is a tag team event. Introducing first, weighing a combined 502 pounds, here are Dark Lotus and "The Icon of Pain" Justin Sane!

"We Won't Die" by Twizted hits as Dark Lotus and Justin Sane come out from the back walking single file and carrying a table on each side of them. They walk down the ramp and stop at the bottom to set up the tables. They place one table on each side of the ring and then climb up into the squared circle.

Clay Clayborne: And their opponents..

"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy pumps through the sound system and out come 'Smokin' Joe Cross and Chris Metal with kendo sticks in hand.

Clay Clayborne: Weighing in at a total weight of 523 pounds, 'Smokin' Joe Cross and Chris Metal!

Dave:  Isn't Chris Metal going my Twisted Metal now?

Jeff:  Who cares?

Dave:  Well the fans may care!

Jeff:  Only Chris' mother and boyfriend care.  No one else gives a fly Fig Newton about Chris Metal, his pseudonyms or his finisher name.

Joe Cross and Chris Metal sprint down the ramp and slide in the ring as the bell sounds to begin the match.

Immediately Lotus and Sane are on top of Cross and Metal pounding them with fists to the head and back. Cross and Metal fight to their feet and gain the advantage using the kendo sticks. Cross jabs his kendo stick into the gut of Lotus and Metal thrusts his into the throat of Sane. Then simultaneously Cross and Metal rear back and clobber Lotus and Sane over the head with the Singapore canes. Lotus and Sane fall to the mat, both men sustaining small gashes to their foreheads already. Cross and Metal continue to wallop their fallen opponents with the kendo sticks until Lotus and Sane roll out of the ring to try and regroup. Lotus and Sane walk around the ring in opposite directions and Cross and Metal drop the kendo sticks and go out after them. Cross catches up to Lotus and gives him a clothesline to the back of the head sending the former Extreme champion to the floor. Cross then proceeds to stomp away at Lotus who is pinned up against the guardrail.

Jeff:  I remember when were in China for the Shanghai-ed PPV, we drank Lotus juice.

Dave:  So?

Jeff:  Looks like Joe Cross has found the secret to dejuicing a Lotus.

On the other side of the ring Metal and Sane are battling it out, exchanging right hand shots. Sane gets a burst and starts throwing a flurry of wild right and left hand haymakers that stun Metal and back him up. Sane kicks Metal in the gut and then puts Metal's head between his legs. Sane sets Metal up and delivers a piledriver on the concrete floor! Metal twitches on the floor as Sane stands over him and laughs.

Meanwhile Cross has scraped Lotus off the floor and whips him toward the steel steps, but Lotus reverses it and sends Cross crashing into the hard metal stairs. Lotus staggers around and falls on one of the tables set up at ringside. He lays there, still wore out from the beating he received a few minutes ago. Sane sees Lotus on the table and leaps into the ring and over to a corner overlooking the table. Sane climbs up to the top.

Dave:  What's he gonna do?!

Jeff:  Whaddya think, dumbass?

Sane leaps off with a leg drop but Lotus rolls off the table and Sane goes crashing through it to the had floor below.

Dave:  OH MY GOD!!!

Lotus has recovered somewhat and walks over to where Cross is hunched over and kicks him in the head. Then Lotus picks Cross up and hoists him up on his shoulder. Then Lotus lunges forward and rams Sane shoulder into the ring post, not once but twice. Lotus drops Cross unceremoniously to the floor and walks around looking for Metal who is starting to stir on the other side of the ring.

Back on the other side Sane is up and checking on his partner Lotus. They seem to be discussing strategy as they both point to their opponents on the other side of the ring.  As Cross kneels down to tend to Metal, Sane slides in the ring and grabs one of the kendo sticks lying in the middle of the ring. He goes back to the outside and he and Lotus sneak in opposite directions to where Cross and Metal are standing now, looking for the other two men. Suddenly Lotus stands and Cross and Metal turn to meet him, and as their backs are turned Sane comes up from behind and whacks both men with the kendo stick laying them out on the floor.

The Crowd:  Oooooh!

Sane gives Cross a few more shots for good measure and then he and Lotus take Cross and set him up on the table set up nearby. Sane holds Cross down as Lotus climbs up to the top turnbuckle with his back turned to the table.

Dave:  LOOK OUT!!!

Lotus then leaps off the turnbuckle. Flash bulbs go off as Lotus twists into a swanton bomb.  Chris Metal rushes over and flips the table to its side, sending his partner to the floor.  Lotus comes down from his swanton, and lands back first on the edge of the table.  He immediately lets out a yelp of pain then stops moving.

The Crowd:  Ooooooooooh!!!

Dave:  OH MY GOD!!! Dark Lotus is hurt!!! He's definitely hurt.

Joe Cross comes over and makes the cover..1..2.3!!!!

Winners:  The Iron Cross                              Time:   8:01

Dave: Dark Lotus is really hurt and hurt badly, ladies and gentlemen!

Post match Chris Metal smashes Justin Sane from behind and locks on the Metallock.

Dave:  I didn't think he used that move

Jeff:  No one cares, Dave.

Dave:  Gotcha!

Justin Sane screams out in pain, but Metal refuses to release the hold.

Paramedics immediately rush out of the back to tend to Dark Lotus.  Sane passes out from the pain of Metal's hold and looks to celebrate with Joe Cross, who is shocked by his partner's actions.

Dave: No one wants to see anyone in this business get hurt.  We are going to head to a commercial while the paramedics tend to Dark Lotus.

Jeff:  Translation:  Injured guys are bad for ratings.

Dave:  (sighing)  We'll be right back.

(Commercial:  PCW Spring Fling, Sunday April 8th, 2001, live and only on Pay Per View.  Call your local cable company or satellite provider and order today!)

Dave:  Welcome back to Turmoil.  We have a medical update for you regarding Hans Kruger.  We have been told that his knee was severely damaged a result of the vicious attack from the Chef in the parking lot earlier this evening.    He has been taken to Mainland Medical Center, and will not be able to participate in tonight's main event.

Jeff:  That's too bad for Colonel Klink, but good for our viewers. 

Dave:  (confrontational)  And why is that!?!

Jeff:   Klink is to ratings as Greg Luganis is to sports?

Dave:  Come again?

Jeff:  A dive.

Steven:  (stammering)  Greg Luganis and Come Again in back to back sentences!  I doesn't get any better than this!

Dave: (sighing)  Why do I bother?  Let's send it up to Clay Clayborne in the ring.

Clay Clayborne: Introducing first, from Blackwind Falls, Vermont and weighing 241 pounds, Tommy Danger!

"Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down starts over the PA system and Tommy Danger makes his way down to the ring.

Clay Clayborne: And his opponent..

"My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit filters through the arena speakers and Putter Mayhem appears at the top of the ramp.

Clay Clayborne: Making his way towards the ring area, weighing in at 250 pounds, Putter Mayhem!!

TD runs out and meets PM on the ramp and the match is on. Both men feverishly exchange right hands, neither one giving up ground. TD pulls PM in close and they start to wrestle around while standing, both men trying to gain the advantage. They fall to the ground and each man takes turns in the mount position delivering shots to the others head and face.

Steven: Ooooh!  Mount position.

Dave and Jeff:  SHUD UP, SHUDDEN UP, SHUD UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PM rolls back on top and is wailing away with fists of fury. Thinking quickly, TD uses his leverage and shoves PM head first into the steel guardrail. A large clank is heard.

The Crowd: OOOOOOH!

Dave:  That HAD to hurt!

PM rolls around on the floor in obvious pain, clutching his head. TD gets to his feet and starts to lay the boots to PM, stomping away at his midsection. PM curls up trying to protect himself. TD stops the beating and hot steps it over to the ring area. He grabs a steel chair from ringside and heads back toward PM who is on his hands and knees crawling to his feet. TD raises the chair towards the rafters and crashes down on the back of PM sending him back down to the floor.

Jeff:  Four!!!!!!!!!

TD laughs and smashes the chair down again on the fallen PM who screams in agony. TD tosses the chair aside and looks around the arena. The crowd is a mixture of boos for TD's actions and cheers for the carnage. TD plays to the blood-thirsty fans, jawing with a few at ringside. He then scrapes PM up off the ground and carries him to the ring, rolling him in under the bottom rope. TD slowly follows him in and stands above the unmoving golfer. Grinning vilely, TD kicks at PM turning him over to his back. Then TD runs and bounces off the ropes and tries a rolling summersault splash but PM raises his knees and TD lands on them.

Jeff:  DOH!

TD bounces off of PM and rolls on the mat holding his ribs. PM scoots over and grabs on to the ropes, using them to get to his feet. TD gets to one knee, still clutching his abdomen, as PM wildly charges at him and nails TD with a huge clothesline that almost bends TD in half. PM has fire in his eyes as he rises up to his feet and glares down at TD, who is begging PM off while lying on his back. PM simply shakes his head and stomps on the already injured ribs of TD.

The crowd cheers its approval as PM lifts TD to his feet only to poke him in the eyes.

Jeff:  I taught him that move!

Dave:  No you didn't!

Jeff: Yes I did!

Dave:  No you didn't!

TD staggers around blinded and PM mocks him before hooking TD up for a Russian leg sweep. Both men crash to the mat and PM uses the momentum to roll over for the pin.1..2..kick out by TD!

Jeff:  Mayhem going for cheap pop in St. Petersburg there.

Dave:  Huh?

Jeff: Why else would he use a lame-assed move like a Russian Leg Sweep.

PM gets up and pulls TD along with him, sending TD into the ropes and giving TD a back body drop. PM quickly rushes over and climbs to the top turnbuckle, back to the ring. PM leaps and executes a huge moonsault on the prone TD. The cover is made.1.2.TD just gets a shoulder up!

Dave:  Tommy Danger is one tough customer.

Jeff:  No way.  Try selling something to a Vietnamese woman at a flea market and you'll see what a tough customer looks like.

PM looks a little frustrated now as he goes to the outside and grabs the chair that was used on him earlier. PM slides back in the ring and sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. Then he walks over and picks up the almost unconscious TD and whips him into the ropes, but TD somehow reverses it and as PM comes off TD drops down and gives PM a drop toe hold onto the steel chair! PM is busted open now as he lays motionless on his back.

Jeff:  Blood!!! Blood!!!  That'll be good for ratings!

Dave:  You know what else would be good for ratings?

Jeff:  What? 

Dave:  If you would shut the hell up!

TD instinctively goes for the cover..1.2NO! PM gets his shoulder up at the last second. TD pounds the mat in frustration and folds the chair back up. TD gets to his feet and measures up PM as he also stands. TD rears back to nail PM with another chair shot but PM kicks TD in the gut forcing him to drop the chair and double over. PM follows up with a DDT that plants TD in the mat. PM then grabs the chair and lays it down in one of the corners.

Dave:  What is he gonna do?!!?

He then goes and picks up TD and drags him to the same corner. PM Irish whips TD into the opposite corner. While TD is still en route, PM picks up the chair and charges after TD. TD crashes into the corner and PM follows with the FIVE IRON FRENZY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!

Dave:  OH MY GOD!!!

The Crowd:  PCW!!!! PCW!!!! PCW!!!! PCW!!!!! PCW!!!!!!

TD and the steel chair drop to the mat at the same time and PM makes the cover.1..23!!!!          

Winner: Putter Mayhem                                        Time: 8:02

Dave:  Putter Mayhem continues his winning ways with a win over his rival Tommy Danger.

Jeff:  Tommy Danger looks hurt

The camera focuses on the motionless and bloody Tommy Danger in the ring as paramedics rush in to check on him. 

Dave:  Man, this is the third man to go down tonight!

Jeff:  Yeah, guys are dropping almost as fast as the Franchise at Showdown!

Dave, Jeff and Steven share a laugh at the expense of PCW's newest acquisitions.

Just as they are laugh the scene suddenly cuts to the backstage area where all four members of the Franchise, consisting of the "The Legacy" Shane Andrews, Drake Diamond, Sir Primetime Jason Cross and John Storm are show laying waste to Carl Cash.

Dave:  OH MY GOD!!! THEY'RE HERE!!!   THE FRANCHISE IS IN THE BUILDING?

Jeff:  They are beating down Cash for his role in the Posse's pipe attack that took place on Showdown!  

Cash is already down and Drake Diamond locks his infamous F.U.B.A.R. Dragon Sleeper finisher. 

Diamond:  (to Cash)  Not so (censored) big when your punk ass boyfriends aren't around, are you Cash.

Cash is already too battered and beaten from the attack that took place off camera and slips in to unconsciousness.  Diamond releases his hold on Cash and he four men continue stomping away on his prone, unmoving body.  Seemingly satisfied, they pick up his motionless body and head towards the entryway.

Dave:  Uh oh, they are coming out here!!

Jeff:  That's bad for you since you just talked all that smack on them.

Dave: Uh, that was you, not me.

Storm, Diamond, Cross and Andrews make their way out of the back and towards the ring, kicking Cash down the ramp way as they walk.  Storm and Diamond slide beneath the bottom rope, while Cross picks up Cash and shoves him in the ring.  Andrews rips a microphone away from ring announcer Clay Clayborne and enters the ring.

None of the members of the Franchise are showboating or triumphant.  To a man, they look enraged.  All four men stalk around the ring infront of the stunned crowd. Finally Shane Andrews raises the microphone and begins to speak.

Andrews:  You know, tonight was supposed to be our  night.  We were gonna come out here, gloat about the ass whipping we laid on the Idea Four at Showdown, then demand title shots here in PCW for each member of the Franchise.

Andrews pauses for a moment, looks down, then points at Carl Cash.

Andrews: (pointing at Cash) That was until this punk and his merry band or p^ssies decided to stick their noses into what was a fair fight between The so called Ideal Four and the Franchise. 

Andrews kneels down over Cash.

Andrews:  Tell us Carl?  Where are your Posse friends now? 

Andrews puts the microphone in front of Cash, but of course Cash does not respond.

Andrews:  Looks like Carl has no comment.  I am gonna make this short and sweet.  I don't care if PCW, JEW or the all mighty Alah himself makes this happen, but The Franchise wants the Ideal Four and the Posse in a steel cage match.  We don't care when, we don't care when.  Just name the time and place and we will be there.

Now as far as our arrival in PCW, we are putting all title holders on notice.  If you hold a strap, be warned and you can damn sure that someone from the Franchise is coming for your gold.  It's just a matter of which one of us wants it and when we decide to come get it. 

With that Andrews wings his mic to the canvas and the Franchise exit the ring with the same intensity that they entered it with.  The camera follows their trek to the back for a moment, then the scene shifts back to the ring and focuses on the unconscious Carl Cash.

Dave:  Whoa!! The Franchise is here and they have put PCW's title holders on notice!

Jeff:  As far as I am concerned there is only one franchise in PCW, and he's DA MAN Clyde.

Dave: (sighing)  Let's head to a commercial.  We'll be right back.

(Commercial:  PCW is brought to you by Ovaltine.)

Dave:  Welcome back to Turmoil.  We are ready our next match, so without delay, we're gonna send it up to Clay Clayborn in the ring.

("My Own Prison" by Creed plays as "The Phenom" Spawn comes out)

Clay: The following is a 6 man tag team match. Introducing first, from Death Valley, at a weight of 300 pounds."THE PHENOM" SPAWN

(Scorpion's Theme" from Mortal Kombat plays as BOB comes out with Jocko)

Clay: His tag team partner, being accompanied to the ring by Jocko, from the Australian Outback, at a weight of 220 pounds.BOB

("Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen hits as TriP comes out along with PCW T&A champion Brown Sugar.)

Clay: And their partner, being accompanied by PCW T&A champion Brown Sugar, from Woodstock, New York, at a weight of 245 pounds.TRIP

("Meaning of Life" by Disturbed plays as the entire Death Row team comes out)

Clay: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 765 pounds, Death, Doc Shock, and The Intoxicator.DEATH ROW

Dave:  There's a little bit of bad blood between these six men, as Death Row came in and demolished a match BOB, Spawn and TriP were involved in.

Jeff:  Jobbers are just like the Zulu tribes in South Africa?

Dave:  Huh?

Jeff: Always warring!

The team of BOB, Spawn, and TRiP don't wait and go right after Death Row outside the ring. A pier six brawl erupts at the base of the ramp. TRiP and Death trade punches, as do Spawn and DS, and BOB and Intox. Spawn grabs the head of DS and rams it into the guardrail. Meanwhile, Intox takes BOB and whips him into the guardrail. He then hits Spawn from behind as Spawn continues ramming the head of DS into the guardrail. While Intox hammers away on Spawn, TRiP slams Death's head off the apron, then rolls him into the ring. Referee Bob Charlie calls for the bell and the match officialy begins.

Still outside the ring, Intox takes Spawn and tosses him over the guardrail and into the crowd. Intox goes in there with Spawn amongst the sea of diehard PCW fans. Intox goes to pull Spawn up, but he hits him with a forearm to the ribs. The two men begin brawling through the crowd.

Also outside the ring, DS and BOB have gotten up. DS charges at BOB and hits him with a knee to the sternum. DS begins to lay a beating on BOB while taking him up the ramp.

Inside the ring, TRiP whips Death into the ropes and hits a dropkick. He motions to Brown Sugar for something. She grabs a chair from the outside and tosses it to TRiP as Death starts to get up. TRiP is about to hit Death, but Death punches the chair right into TRiP's face taking him down. Death makes a cover, 1.....2....TRiP kicks out.

Jeff:  Death needs to hook the leg better than that!

Back outside the ring, on the stage, DS is still beating on BOB. He hits him with some solid lefts and rights, but BOB starts fighting back. BOB is getting the advantage over DS until he kicks him in the gut, lifts BOB up, and drops him with a brainbuster onto the stage. DS stomps on BOB a couple times before walking back down the ramp, hoping over the guardrail, and going through the crowd.

Over in a somewhat empty area, Spawn and Intox are still brawling. Spawn starts getting the upper hand on Intox until DS hits him from behind. DS and Intox double-team "The Phenom" and beat him to the ground. Through the crowd runs BOB's manager, Jocko. In his hand is a wooden baseball bat. Intox and DS keep on beating on Spawn a bit longer. Intox then pulls Spawn up and locks him in a full nelson. DS reaches into his pocket and pulls out some mace. DS sprays the mace at Spawn, but he ducks it and it goes right into the eyes of Intox. Intox can't see a damn thing. From behind, Jocko cracks the wooden bat over the back of DS taking him down in a hurry. DS is not moving. The blinded Intox doesn't know where he is. He's blindly walking around trying to feel his way around. As he's doing that, he comes up to a popcorn vendor.

Vendor: Popcorn! Get yer popcor......UGH!

Intox feels the popcorn vendor, kicks him, then drops him with a DDT. The fans in the Pavilion clamour forward to grab some free popcorn

Dave:  I'm not sure what to add there.

As Intox did that, Spawn is standing right behind him. Intox turns around, still not being able to see, and recieves a kick to the gut. He then hits the SPAWN DRIVER on Intox, on the concrete floor. Spawn is gonna lock the Spawn Lock on Intox, but Jocko stops him. Spawn stares at Jocko as he points up towards the second level. Up there, somehow, is BOB with a steel chair in hand. He motions for Jocko to do something. Jocko, along with Spawn, grabs Intox. Spawn clears a nearby table off and places Intox onto it. Jocko and Spawn hold Intox still.

Dave:  OH MY GOD!!!   He wouldn't!?

Jeff:  Yes he would!

BOB comes off the second level, places the chair under him, then hits a guillotine legdrop onto Intox through the table! The fans are going buts.

Crowd: PCW! PCW! PCW! PCW!! PCW!!

Intox's eyes roll into the back of his head. BOB is also down and close to out after that daredevil maneuver. During all that, DS staggers to his feet. Spawn grabs him and hits a tiger driver. he then locks own the Spawn Lock. DS is tapping, crying like a little baby, but Bob Charlie's nowhere around.

Jeff:  Look at that Poo-say Doc Shock cry like a bitch!

Dave:  What, in pray tell, is a Poo-say?

Jeff:  Well, since we are on the Euro Satellite Network I decided to b rush up on my French

Dave:  (interrupting)  Nevermind!

We look in the ring to see our referee counting as Death has TRiP pinned in the ring, 1......2...kick out. There are hardcore weapons laying everywher ein the ring. A trashcan lid, a couple chairs, and a kendo stick. Death grabs the kendo stick as TRiP slowly gets up. Death cracks him over the head with it taking him back down. As Death stalks TRiP, Brown Sugar enters the ring with her T&A Title belt. Death catches her in the corner of his eye and turns around. She goes to clock him with the belt, but he catches her. He then shoves her out of the ring as he takes her title belt. TRiP is using the turnbuckle to get to his feet again. Death stares at Brown Sugar, who is down outside the ring, and laughs. He then turns around and begins to stalk TRiP some more. Once Death gets close enough, TRiP gets a sudden burst of energy and hits Death with MAGICLY DELICIOUS kicking the T&A title right into Death's face. TRiP tosses the title away and covers Death, 1.......2.......3

WINNERS: TRiP, Spawn, and BOB

Dave:  Death Row loses again in official in ring action.

Jeff:  That's what happens when you've got a low work rate coupled with crappy work when you do work.

Dave:  Uh, I suppose I'll take your word for it.

Jeff:  I have a question.  Do ya think TriP's finisher is infringing on the gimmick of Cereal Killer?

Dave:  Stop trying to cause trouble.   Now, we are going to move onto one of our featured matches of the evening, where the top three cruiserweights in PCW will go at it as Mike Storm, will take on Jake Keeton and Miyagawa.  Let's head to the ring

Clay Clayborne: And from the Jersey Shores, weighing in at 220 pounds, "Amazing" Mike Storm!

"Guilty Until Proven Innocent" plays as "Amazing" Mike Storm makes his way to the ring.

Clay Clayborne: Making his way to the ring at this time, from Anaheim, California.........MIYAGAWA!

"One Step Closer" from Linkin Park begins to play as Miyagawa makes his way to the ring.

Clay Clayborne: And finally, from Lexington, Kentucky, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the PCW Cruiserweight Champion, "The Future" Jake Keeton!

"Take a Look Around" blasts over the arena as Keeton arrogantly makes his way to the ring. Keeton has the Cruiserweight title wrapped securely around his waist.)

The three men meet in the center of the ring and begin to stare one another down. Keeton and Mike Storm draw closer until the are nose to nose emphatically talk trash to one another. Keeton nudges Storm with a head butt and Storm returns back. Keeton suddenly draws back to deliver a big right hand but Miyagawa catches Keeton's hand, Miyagawa spins him around and blasts him with a big right hand. Keeton attempts to return fire but is suddenly blasted by a Storm right hand that causes Keeton to Stumble back. Storm and Miyagawa grab Keeton and send him into the ropes. Keeton returns but ducks a double clothesline attempt but upon his second return he is drilled with a double dropkick that sends him through the ropes to the ring floor. Miyagawa quickly turns on Storm and drills him with a few stiff shots then grabs him by the back of the head and deposits him over the top rope onto the floor by Keeton. Miyagawa walks patiently to the opposite side of the ring, Miya quickly turns and sprints toward the two men who are clawing to their feet. Miyagawa runs and planchas into the air and crashes down onto the unsuspecting opponents.

Jeff: That moron Miyagawa hurt himself as much as he did his opponents!!

Dave: That's why it's called high risk baby!

Miyagawa is the first to get to his feet. Miyagawa grabs Keeton and tosses him into the ring. Miyagawa climbs on the apron to enter the ring but Mike Storm grabs his foot stopping him from. Miyagawa turns and boots Storm off of him but when Miyagawa turn his attention back toward the ring he is drilled square in the face by a running Jake Keeton dropkick. Miyagawa flies from the apron and crashes down hard onto the steel guardrail. Mike Storm quickly pulls Miyagawa back to his feet and holds him against the steel and begins to lay into Miyagawa with vicious knife edge chops. In the ring Jake Keeton climbs the turnbuckle over looking his opponents. Keeton leaps to the outside with a missile dropkick.....Mike Storm jumps out of harms way but Keeton drills Miyagawa like flying lawn dart with the dropkick. Miya catapults back into the guardrail as Keeton lands on the floor with a thud. Mike Storm makes his way over to a steel chair at ringside, he grabs it and slides into the ring with it. Storm signals to the crowd with the chair.......Storm sprints across the ring with chair in hand.....Storm springboards off the top rope..............CRACK!!!!

Dave: WHOA!!!!!!!!! "Amazing" Mike Storm JUST DID A 360 SPRINGBOARD CHAIR SHOT TO KEETON'S CRANIUM!!!!!

Jake Keeton stumbles off a bit the drops like a falling tree to the floor. Strom gets his balance and discards the twisted steel chair. Storm grabs Miyagawa and hits him with a series of European uppercuts then throws him into the ring. Mike Storm climbs onto the apron then leaps onto the top rope. Storm flies into the air and nails a frog splash onto the back of Miyagawa! Storm rolls Miyagawa over and hooks the leg.....1...........2.........Miyagawa gets the shoulder up!! Storm pulls Miyagawa to his feet, Storm kicks Miyagawa to the gut and locks in a double arm under hook. Storm hoists Miyagawa into the air.....double under arm shoulder breaker. Storm quickly grabs Miyagawa's arm and spins him into a la maestri cradle............1...........2.........Miyagawa kicks out! Storm pulls Miyagawa to his feet and goes for an Irish whip but Miyagawa reverses it. As Storm hits the ropes Jake Keeton grabs his legs and pulls him down and out of the ring. Storm tries to hit Keeton with a right hand but Keeton blocks it and nails Storm with a right hand. Followed by a kick to the gut then a ddt.

Miyagawa has left the ring and is making his around to the blindside of Jake Keeton. Miyagawa charges at Keeton and leaps off the steel ring steps trying to nail Keeton but Keeton catches Miyagawa, Keeton goes for a northern lights suplex but Miyagawa amazingly turns it into a hurricane ddt. Miyagawa quickly mounts Keeton and begins pounding him with rapid fire right hands. Miyagawa takes Keeton to his feet and whips him head first into the steel steps. Miyagawa stalks toward Keeton but is nailed from behind with a Mike Storm clothesline. Miyagawa stumbles forward trying to recover but is pursued by Storm. Storm blasts Miyagawa with shots that drive him back onto the steel runway. Storm charges at Miyagawa for a clothesline, Miya dodges the clothesline and takes Storm down hard to the steel with a drop toe hold. Miya quickly slaps on a camel clutch on the steel runway. Suddenly Jake Keeton comes flying in from behind and bulldogs Miyagawa to the runway. Keeton grabs Miyagawa by the hair and pulls him over to where the incline of the ramp increases to about 6 feet. Keeton hoists Miyagawa up into a vertical suplex.......

Dave: What a move!! SUPLEX OFF THE RUNWAY ONTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL THEN ONTO THE CONCRETE!!!

Jeff: That's at least a 6 foot drop to that guardrail!!!!

Dave: Miyagawa back could be broke!!

Steven: hmmm....It's a good thing I'm not into Asian Persuasion cause he wouldn't be able to run from me!

Jeff: Shut up or you shall recieveth a bitch smacketh!

Steven: I'll be your bitt....

(A loud smack is heard)

Keeton directs his attention back toward Mike Storm. Keeton pulls Storm to his feet and drags him to the top of the stage. Keeton goes to Irish whip Storm into the PCWtron structure but Storm reverses it and sends Keeton crashing hard into it. Keeton turns and stumbles in a daze off to the side. Mike Storm locks the dazed Keeton up in an inverted waist lock.....Storm hoists Keeton up into a crucifix bomb position.......Storm drops Keeton down into a hangman's neck breaker on the steel stage! Storm covers........1...................2........Keeton gets the shoulder up.

Dave: Keeton was a milli second from losing the belt.

Mike Storm grabs Keeton and tosses him through the entranceway to the backstage area. Keeton stumbles and trips but quickly scampers to his feet looking for shelter but Storm grabs him and runs him into a large storage case. Keeton hits the case and drops to the floor. Mike storm quickly drops an elbow on him and goes for the cover...........1..............2..........Keeton kicks out. Storm pulls Keeton to his feet.

Suddenly out of nowhere Jacob Jackson and Mike Marvelous appear from off camera. They begin to batter Mike Storm with a fury. Keeton gets to his feet and the three men start to join in on the thrashing. It's not long until help arrives for Mike Storm as his brothers AJ and Jay arrive on the scene. The two men begin brawling with marvelous and Jackson. AJ is starting to get the best of Mike Marvelous but his brother Jay is getting his head pounded off the cement wall by Jacob Jackson. Suddenly the PCW security staff rushes onto the scene and prys the men apart from one another. But the lapse has tunred the tide into Storm's favor. he is working Keeton over with avicious rights and lefts until Keeton sneaks in a quick eye poke and tosses Storm into a wall. Storm bounces off right into a Keeton power slam into a pin....1..........2......Storm sneaks the shoulder up. Keeton pulls Storm to his feet and begins battling him down a long hallway.

(we suddenly switch back to where Miyagawa took that massive bump but Miyagawa is no longer lying there.)

Jeff: Where the hell did he go? He should be paralyzed!

(The camera pans the crowd. We suddenly see what looks to be Miyagawa climbing through the rows of fans. We then pan back to Keeton and Storm who have made there way to the front lobby of the Pavilion. Fans surround the two heated rivals as they trade shots back and forth. Keeton takes advantage with a low blow to Mike Storm. Keeton tosses Mike Storm onto a large wooden booth where PCW programs are being sold. Keeton hops up onto the booth with Mike Storm. Keeton locks Storm in.......

Jeff: Umm....If they break that I got a feeling that we are going to have some program looting happen!

CRAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHH)

Dave: My holy heavens!! Keeton just Piledrove Amazing Mike Storm through the booth to the floor.!!

Steven: And look at the fans here in New Jersey rush for the scattered programs!

Jeff: But why most of these Atlantic city morons cant even read a picture!!!

Keeton covers Storm...........1..............2..........Miyagawa dives out of nowhere to break the pin. Miya and Keeton scramble to their feet. keeton takes a wild swing but Miyagawa blocks it and fires at keeton with quick jabs followed by a big right that sends Keeton stumbling toward the only t-shirt stand in the place. Miyagawa charges at keeton and topples him over the wooden table that serves as the counter for the souvenir stand.

Dave: Did we mention all Ryan Knox and Scott Naket gear is 50% off! And HAC and Showtime gear is FREE!!

Jeff: I wipe my ass with Ryan Knox t-shirts!!

Miyagawa hops over the table. He grabs a mini souvenir Kremmen cane that looks like one you'd get a baseball game.

Dave: You know that item was suppose to be discontinued when the fans in China beat Miya's ass with

them at Shanghaied!

Miyagawa winds up and snaps the weapon over Jake Keeton's head. Keeton begins topple over but Miya catches him and tosses him on the table. Miyagawa pulls Keeton up but Keeton kicks Miya low and locks Miya in for the FUTURE SHOCK!!.....Miya elbows out of it....SPINNING STUNNER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! Both men are hurt.....Mike Storm stumbles over and covers Keeton.......................1.................2.........threeeeeee.....NO!! Miyagawa yanks Storm off!!! Miyagawa hits Storm with a shot to the face then throws him back into the main entrance of the pavilion. Storm trips and rolls into the arena's crowd.

(We switch back to the lobby and see Jake Keeton struggling to get to his feet as blood trickles from his forehead. We also see a mob of Garden State residents running and looting PCW shirts. etc.)

Jeff: Damn Garden State lunatics! They are creating a looting worse than the King Riots in LA!

We go back to the fight inside. Mike Storm has turned the tide on Miyagawa. They have battled through the crowd over to a secluded area off the pavilion. Which is being used as table and chair storage for the show. We see Mike Storm chasing Miyagawa with a chair. Miyagawa sees a utility ladder attached to the wall. Miyagawa begins to climb it. Mike Storm discards the chair and gives chase. Miyagawa reaches the top and steps onto the old supervisors catwalk from when the pavilion was a warehouse. Miyagawa begins to walk back wards across the catwalk when suddenly Jake Keeton has climbed up the opposite side, Keeton blindsides Miyagawa with a clothesline that drops Miya on the steel catwalk. Mike Storm has made it to the top. he quickly charges and delivers flying forearm to Keeton, as both men land on the catwalk the whole walk shakes and shifts.

Dave: Hmmm...you know that may not be the safest place for them to be, they did shut this place down for poor construction and safety violations!

Steven: A safety violation from 50 feet in the air is real real bad news, we need to get them down.

All three men get to there feet and begin brawling simultaneously with one another. Suddenly the catwalk begins to tremble heavily.

Dave: Oh shoot, we better get them down soon, that catwalk is gonna give!

Jeff: Naw!! There only cruiserweights.

Suddenly the heavy shaking gets worse and the men topple and grab the sides of the walk for safety......

(a loud creak is heard.......)

CRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHH!!

The Crowd:  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

Dave:  OH MY GOD!!! THE CATWALK HAS COLLAPSED!  ALL THREE MEN JUST FELL THIRTY FIVE FEET THROUGH A STACK OF TABLES AND CHAIRS!!!!!!

All three men lie motionless and bloody amidst the wreckage of tables and chairs.  Miyagawa just happens to fall on top of Keeton..the referee makes the count.12.3!!!

Winner:  Miyagawa                                        Time: 15:21

Dave:  Miyagawa wins, but at what price?!?

Jeff:  Miya knows as well as anyone that wrestling here in PCW is not as easy as choking out CCW's John Jupiter.  It takes some skill, endurance and toughness.

Dave:   You trying to say you don't need those attributes to win in CCW?

Jeff:  I'm not trying to say it.I just DID say it.

Dave:  Ok, we are going to head to a commercial.  We'll be right back.

(Commercial:  PCW is brought to you by Old Country Buffet)

Dave:  Welcome back to Turmoil.  We are just about ready to start our next match, so let's send it up to Clay Clayborne.

("Sirius" by the Alan Parsons project plays as the challenger comes out with Kristine.)

Clay: The following is for the PCW Rising Star championship. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Kristine, from Clevland, Ohio, at a weight of 260 pounds."THE MACHINE" GUY LESLIE

("Sweet Dreams" plays as the Rising Star champ comes out.)

Clay: His opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, at a weight of 265 pounds, he is the PCW Rising Star champion."THE LEGACY" SLADE

GL charges Slade as he walks down the ramp and tackles him down. GL beats on Slade while rolling around on the ramp. The two are about half way up the ramp when they roll off the side of it and down to the concrete floor below. Luckily for Slade, he lands on top of GL. Slade covers GL as referee Buzz Meacham gets into position, 1.......2...GL easily kicks out. Slade gets up and heads towards the ring as GL is slowly to move around. Slade walks over and grabs the steel ring steps. He then walks back to GL as he gets up. Slade prepares to hit GL, but GL dropkicks Slade taking him down. The steps then land on the throat of Slade hurting him more. GL grabs the steel steps and uses them to choke away at the RS champ. GL pulls the steps away from the throat of Slade, then places them in between his legs. Slade begs that he don't, but GL smiles, then dropkicks the steps right into Slade's little jewels.

Jeff: There goes any chance of Slade having kids.....as if there was a chance to begin with.

Steven: Maybe I should go and see if it's alright.

GL covers Slade, 1......2.....Slade kicks out. GL pulls Slade up and drags him to the backstage area. GL takes Slade and throws him hard into a wall. He then slams Slade's head onto a steel crate. GL rolls Slade onto the crate and climbs onto it with him. GL goes to pull Slade to his feet, but Slade hits him in the kidney. Another kidney shot by Slade. he then pushes GL down to the concrete floor. Slade comes off the crate and hits a big splash onto GL. Slade covers, 1......2....GL gets a shoulder up. Slade drags GL some, then slams his head off a table. Slade rolls GL onto the table. Slade with a couple karate chops to the kidney of GL. he then walks over and grabs a trashcan. He slowly walks back to GL, grinning the whole time. He then lifts the can up to hit GL, but GL kicks it into his face sending him reeling into a wall. GL rolls off the table. he then hits a european uppercut on Slade before grabbing him and hitting him with a northern lights suplex through the table. GL covers, 1.......2......Slade gets a shoulder up.

GL pulls Slade up, slowly, and drags him some more in the back. GL drags Slade until he sees a glass window leading to the cold, snowy New Jersey night. GL hits Slade a few times, then sets him up. GL goes to whip Slade, but Slade reverses and sends GL crashing THROUGH THE WINDOW to the outside of the PCW Pavillion. The fans, who are all watching this on the Jumbotron, start chanting.

Crowd: PCW! PCW! PCW!

Slade walks through the broken window and approaches the cut up GL. He grabs the head of GL and shoves it into the snow in an attempt to give him frostbite. Slade pulls GL up and hits a double underhook backbreaker on the DAMN member. He then locks GL in the Slade Stretch, in the snow. GL starts to turn dark blue from being in the snow, so he taps out.

WINNER: Slade

Dave:  So Slade defeats Guy Leslie

Jeff:  AGAIN!  When is Leslie gonna learn his DAMN lesson and know there is no way he will EVER defeat Slade?

Dave:  On any give day, Jeff, on any given

Jeff:  (interrupting)  Let me finish that statement to make it appropriate to the Slade/Leslie situation.  On any given day pigs can fly, Carrot Top can get laid and Guy Leslie could beat Slade.

Dave:  (sighing)  Why in the world do I bother?  Ok, ladies and gentlemen, I am told that we are ready to head to the ring for our next

Suddenly, "Welcome back my friends" from Emerson, Lake, and Palmer hits the PA system and out of the back struts the CEO of PCW, Tyler Nelson, with his new PCW Television title belt strapped around his waist.

The crowd immediately reacts.

The Crowd:  You suck!!! You suck!!! You Suck!!! You suck!!!  You suck!!!

A sly smile crosses Nelson's face as he raises the microphone to speak.

Nelson:  I see everyone's wives and girlfriends finally came clean and admitting while their nipples are chapped all the time.

The "You Suck" chant is now broken down as a chorus of profanity laiden boos breaks over takes the chant.

Jeff:  Muahahahahaahahahahahaha!  The boss just busted each and everyone of the fans.

Dave:  I suppose if suggesting he sucked all their wives and girlfriends nipples qualifies as a bust, then your right.

Nelson:   Nice job defending your Rising Star title, Slade.  The Rising Star title will always hold a special place in my heart, since, after all, I am the greatest Rising Star Champion of all time!

The crowd boos and begins to toss garbage.  A fan jumps the guard rail but is quickly subdued and beaten back by security.

Nelson:  (continuing)  That is why this pains me so much.

Dave:  What? 

Nelson:  Slade, you will be the last Rising Star Champion in history.  As of tonight, PCW will no longer recognize that belt.

The crowd boos.

The scene shifts to the ring, where Slade is obviously incensed.

Dave:  WHAT?!?  PCW is dumping the rising star title?

Jeff:  Shhhhh!  He's gonna speak some more.

Nelson:  Now Slade, I like your style, so it brings me no joy to tell you this news.  You see, the Rising Star Title was caught in a numbers game.  With our addition to the Euro TV Satellite Networks, it only seemed natural to create a European title, so the decision was made to scrap the Rising Star strap.

Nelson's words don't seem to lend Slade any comfort as Slade clutches his belt tightly.

Nelson:  Now this Friday, our beloved Chef

The crowd boos.

Nelson:  (continuing) .will take on Hans Kruger, should that Nazi bastard be able

Dave:  (enraged)  HE'S NOT A NAZI!!!

Nelson:  (continuing)  will battle for the European strap.  Now I know this may be little consolation to you losing your strap and all, but I am gonna give you a spot in that match, so you can try to win some gold back.

Slade stills looks angry, though Nelson's words obviously lighten the tension of the situation.

Nelson:  Oh, and SladeLook out behind you!

The camera shifts up the ring where Slade looks confused, but it quickly becomes evident to the rest of those in attendance the source of Nelson's warningand the source of the danger is in the  person of Jack McGriff.

Slade swings around, just to be immediately nailed with THE ASSAULT.  Slade is down and out.  Mike Marvelous, The Idol and Steve Jackson sprint out of the back to defend their friend, but McGriff quickly makes his way off into the crowd.

Jeff:  LOOK!!!!

The scene suddenly shifts to the top of the ramp, just as Putter Mayhem slugs Tyler Nelson in the back of the head with a Three Wood.  Nelson goes down like a sack of potatoes.

The crowd roars its approval.

Mayhem holds up his golf club triumphantly.

The crowd roars its approval once more.

Mayhem quickly looks around and spies the microphone dropped by Nelson.  He snatches it up.

Mayhem:  Hey Nelson!  Next time, you had better worry about who's behind YOU

The crowd pops.

With that Mayhem drops the microphone, and rushes into the back.

Jeff:  Putter Mayhem just took out the boss!!!!

Dave: We have to head to a commercial!  We'll be right back.

The show fades to a commercial as Dan Hollywood, Chet King and The Chef arrive on the scene to tend to their fallen leader.

(Commercial:  Get your PCW Mr. Showtime T-shirt today and we'll PAY YOU $3.95.  That's right, call right now, and we will send you the shirt, plus a check for $3.95.  Call 1-800-SUCK-ASS to order now!)

Dave:  Welcome back to  PCW Turmoil

Jeff:  (interrupting)  Wait a minute, I gotta interrupt you.  1-800-SUCK-ASS?  Are we borrowing that number from CCW?

Dave:  (sighing)  We are just about ready to head to the ring for our semi-windup, so let's head to and Clay Clayborne.

("Dead Bodies Everywhere" by KoRn plays as Clyde comes out with Bethany.)

Clay: Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Bethany, from Hell's Kitchen, New York, at a weight of 230 pounds.CLYDE

Jeff:  DA MAN is going to kick Doug Troy's ass.

("Brainless" by The Urge plays with it's ska fury as the former champ comes out to a huge pop.)

Clay: His opponent, from Omaha, Nebraska, at a weight of 230 pounds.DOUG TROY

DT slides into the ring. Clyde tries catching him with a running lariat, but DT ducks it and begins hammering away on Clyde. He sends Clyde into the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline. DT begins to choke the life out of Clyde until little Bethany comes in and rakes the back of DT. DT gets off of Clyde as Bethany exits the ring in a hurry. Clyde staggers back up and goes to work on DT. He backs the former World champ into the corner and hits him with some stiff knife edge chops. Clyde then sends DT hard into the other corner. DT goes in so hard that he flips over the turnbuckle and ends up on the arena floor. Clyde goes out of the ring, looks under it, and grabs a fire extinguisher. Bethany walks over to the down DT. She tries to kick him, but DT catches her foot. He then pushes the little girl to the ground. As Clyde starts to approach DT with the extinguisher, DT grabs Bethany, ducks down, and uses her as a shield. DT stands up as Clyde reaches him. Clyde goes to shoot DT, but he picks Bethany up and Clyde ends up shooting her with it instead. DT pushes Bethany at Clyde. He drops the fire extinguisher and grabs her. When he does that, DT picks it up and shoots it into his face. DT then hits Clyde over the head with the fire extinguisher. He shoots Bethany once more just for kicks, then covers, 1......2....Clyde kicks out.

Jeff: It'll take a lot more than hurting an innocent little girl to keep Clyde down.

Dave: What?

DT grabs Clyde and rolls him back into the ring. He then searches under the ring and grabs a singapore cane. Right before he is about to re-enter, Bethany hits DT from behind with a low blow. She then takes the singapore cane and tosses it to Clyde. Clyde leans over the top rope and begins choking DT with the singapore cane from inside the ring. Clyde uses the cane to pull DT up onto the apron by his throat before letting go. Clyde, with one mighty whack, strikes DT in the back of the head with the cane sending him off the apron and landing on the guardrail, hot shotting off of that. Clyde goes out of the ring and covers, 1......2....DT gets a shoulder up. Clyde breaks the singapore cane over the back of DT, then covers him again, 1.......2....DT gets a shoulder up.

Jeff: DAMN it Doug, STAY DOWN!

Dave: I don't think he will, Jeff.

Steven: I'd like to "stay down" with him.

Dave: So would Jeff's mother.

The usual scuffle between Jeff and Dave starts after Dave makes his Dolores/DT reference.

As for the match, Clyde is dragging DT up the ramp. He drags him all the way onto the stage. DT is having a hard time getting up. Every time he tries, Clyde stomps him back down to the ground. Clyde looks over the edge of the stage and sees a couple tables lined up. He gets an evil grin on his face as DT slowly gets up. Clyde turns around and kicks DT sending him back down. Clyde drags DT over to the edge of the stage. he picks DT up and sets him in position for Inferno. DT, as he usually does when about to be nailed with a finisher, manages to wiggle free. he then grabs Clyde and has him in position. DT then takes Clyde and comes off the top of the stage and hits Clyde with his own INFERNO finisher through the tables!!!

Jeff:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dave:  YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!

Steven:  BOOOOOOOOOOOCA!!!

Crowd: PCW! PCW! PCW! PCW!  PCW!

Jeff:  THAT IS BLANTANT GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!!!

Both men are down. Clyde's not moving at all. DT stirs around a bit, then drapes an arm over Clyde. Referee Speedy Riggs runs over there and makes a count, 1........2.......3

WINNER: Doug Troy                              Time:  6:18

Dave:  So Doug Troy comes up with a huge win over Clyde.

Jeff:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dave:  Any thoughts Jeff?

Jeff:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dave:  Why Jeff calm's his nerves, we are going to head to a commercial.  When we return, we will head to the ring for our Playtex Main Event of the Evening. 

(Commercial:  Playtex:  The Official Sanitary Napkin of the Women of Primetime Championship Wrestling.)

Jeff:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dave:  (chuckling) Welcome back to Turmoil ladies and gentlemen.  We are about ready to head to the ring for our massive 10 man tag team main event.  Let's head to the ring.

Clay Clayborne:  Ladies and gentlemen, making their way to the ring at this time, being accompanied to the ring by Buffy Vegas and Bertha Stewart at a combined weight of 1356 pounds, representing Media, the Chef, "Hardknocks" Chris Allen, the President of Primetime Championship Wrestling and the PCW Extreme Champion, Chet King, the Commissioner of Primetime Championship Wrestling and the PCW Continental Champion, "The A-List" Dan Hollywood, and the C.E.O. of Primetime Championship Wrestling, and the PCW Television Champion, Tyler Nelson!

"Welcome Back My Friends" by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer starts to play over the arena speakers as pyros go off, and Media slowly makers their way to the ring where several refs are stationed to follow all the action, to a huge chorus of boos.  They ignore the refuse being flung at them by the fans and climb into the ring, sneering at all the yahoos.

Clay Clayborne:  And their opponents, first, weighing in at a combined 513 pounds, the PCW Tag Team Champions, "The New F'ing Legend" Stephen Blood and "The Innovator" Brock Newbludd, the Blood Brothers!

"If You Want Blood (You Got It)" by AC/DC starts to play as the Blood Brothers appear on top of the ramp and touch fists as the crowd roars it's approval.

Clay Clayborne:  Joining them, from Anaheim, California, weighing in at 210 pounds, Miyagawa!

"One Step Closer" from Linkin Park plays as Miyagawa limps out to the top of the ramp next to the Blood Brothers.

Dave:  Miyagawa is quite a competitor.  How can he possibly go after his brutal match earlier this evening against Mike Storm and Jake Keeton?

Jeff:  Because he has no soul.

Dave:  What?!?

Jeff:  Nevermind.

Clay Clayborne:  And their partner, from Coldwater, Mississippi, weighing in at 243 pounds, Bang Davenport!

"Foggy Mountain Breakdown" plays as Bang walks his barefooted, Hillbilly self out to the entrance ramp.  He and Miyagawa grin at each other and head down the ramp and grab Clay.  They whisper into Clay's ear who nods and lifts up the microphone.

Jeff:  Well it looks like that without Kruger, that leaves the Outcasts a man short.

The crowd erupts as the "While The City Sleeps" by MC 900 Ft Jesus plays over the arena speakers and the Trashcan Man appears on the top of the ramp. 

Dave: OH MY GOD!!! Trashcan Man is here and it looks as if he will take Kruger's place!!!

Jeff:  With Trashcan, Bang and Miyagawa out there, this is an Asylum reunion of sorts!

He claps the shoulders of the stunned Blood Brothers with a big grin, hoists up his trashcan, much to the delight of the crowd and the three men charge down the ramp as the Media spills out of the ring to attack Miyagawa and Bang.

The ref calls for the bell and the two teams pair off.  Miya goes right for Chet, pummeling him with right hands.  Blood and Newbludd pair off against Chef and Allen, all four men trading punches.  Bang and Hollywood start fighting up the ramp.  TCM lifts up his trashcan and tries to smash it over Nelson's head, but Nelson kicks him in the gut and slings him back first into the guardrail.

Miya rolls Chet into the ring and rolls in after him, but Chet quickly gets to his feet and stomps away at Miya as he rolls in.  Chet picks Miya up and slings him into the corner.  Chet charges in after him, but Miya meets him with a back elbow, staggering Chet back.  Miya then levels Chet with a clothesline.

Blood is pounding away at Chef with right hands.  He grabs the back of Chef's head and tries to slam it into ring apron, but Chef slams an elbow into his chest and grabs the back of his head and slams it into the apron instead.  Chef puts Blood into an arm wringer and drags him over to a corner.  He slams Blood's arm into the steel ring post.

Dave:  So far Media is taking it to the Asylum/Outcasts hybred team.

Newbludd and Allen are trading punches back and forth.  Allen takes advantage, staggering Newbludd back with right after right.  He grabs Newbludd and slings him shoulder first into the steel steps.  Allen picks up the steps and advances on Newbludd, but Newbludd staggers to his feet and superkicks the steps back into Allen's face.

Jeff:  The Innovator just kicked the 6'11 former NBA benchwarmer in the face!

On the ramp, Bang is pounding away at Hollywood.  Bang hooks an arm and tries for a suplex, but Hollywood blocks it by wrapping his foot around Bang's calf.  Hollywood then reverses it and suplexes Bang onto the ramp.  He gets up and starts stomping away at Bang.

Nelson charges at TCM, but TCM drops a shoulder and back body drops Nelson over the guardrail.  TCM climbs the guardrail and picks Nelson up, before dropping him with a big right hand.  He picks him up again, but Nelson starts throwing punches.  TCM retaliates with punches of his own, and the two men start brawling out into the crowd.

Jeff:  Lawsuits guys!! Lawsuits

Miya is stomping away at Chet in the middle of the ring.  He picks Chet up, kicks him in the gut, bounces off the ropes and plants him face first into the mat.  Miya climbs the ropes to the top turnbuckle.

Dave:  What is he gonna do!?!

Chef bodyslams Blood onto the floor, then looks up at Miya on the turnbuckle, climbs up on the ring apron, and shoves him off, sending him crashing down to the mat.  Blood reaches out, grabs Chef by the ankles, and pulls, sending Chef crashing down chin first into the ring apron.  Blood picks up Chef and lands a neckbreaker.  Blood covers 12 and Chef kicks out.

Newbludd pulls the steps off of Allen and picks him up.  He tries to sling Allen into the guardrail, but Allen pulls him back and levels him with a clothesline.  Allen yanks the timekeeper off his seat and grabs his chair.  He turns around as Newbludd is getting up and waffles him in the head with the steel chair.

Hollywood has Bang up and is punching away at him, staggering Bang up the ramp.  Bang suddenly lifts up a knee into Hollywood's gut, and DDT's him on the top of the ramp.  He goes for a cover 12 and Hollywood kicks out.  Bang picks Hollywood up and slings him into the giant steel PCW letters at the entranceway.

Nelson and TCM continue to trade punches as they slowly move through the crowd.  TCM takes advantage, driving Nelson back with right hand after right hand.  He reaches out and grabs one of the fan's beers.  He takes a big swig, grabs Nelson by the back of the head, and spits it into his face.  Nelson staggers back, pawing at his face, trying to get the frosty beverage out of his eyes, and they disappear backstage.

Back in the ring, Chet has gotten up and is stomping away at Miya.  He picks Miya up and slings him into the ropes, tossing him over with a deep arm drag.  He locks on a short arm scissors and cranks on the pressure.  The ref checks in with Miya, but he doesn't submit.  Chet keeps the hold locked in, trying to hyperextend Miya's elbow.

Blood picks Chef back up and hooks him for the Stephenflow DDT, but Bertha Stewart has a chair and slams it into his back.  Blood lets go of Chef and staggers forward.  He turns around, and Bertha grabs him in a bear hug, before slamming him down with a belly to belly slam.  She gets up and checks on Chef.

Allen picks up Newbludd and drags him over to the announce table.

Jeff:  Incoming!!!

He slams Newbludd's face into the table, and Newbludd staggers back, falling to the ground.  He cockily turns around and picks Newbludd up.  Newbludd lifts a knee into Allen's gut, but Allen is barely affected and levels him with a big right hand.  Allen goes for the cover 12 and Newbludd kicks out.

Bang picks Hollywood up on the top of the ramp, and drives an elbow into the back of Hollywood's neck, driving him back down to the floor.  Bang picks Hollywood up, but Hollywood suddenly ducks under his shoulder, and nails the Headliner!  Hollywood is too beat up to cover, and both men lie motionless on top of the ramp.

A camera has made its way backstage and follows the progress of Nelson and TCM.  TCM tries to sling Nelson into the wall, but Nelson reverses it and TCM is slammed back first into the unforgiving brick.  Nelson throws a punch, but TCM ducks it, and Nelson hits the wall instead. 

Dave:  That's gotta sting a bit.

Nelson staggers back, holding his hand.  TCM charges at him and spears him through a stack of crates.  Both men are slow to extract themselves from the wreckage.

Back in the ring, Chet still has the arm scissors locked onto Miya.  Miya turns his head and starts to bite Chet's ankle!  Chet screams in pain and releases the hold.  Both men roll to their feet, Chet hobbling on one foot and Miya cradling his arm.  Miya charges at Chet with a clothesline, but Chet ducks.  Miya bounces off the ropes and Chet goes for a back body drop.  Miya somersaults over him and grabs his legs, and brings him down in a sunset flip.  The ref counts 12 and Chet kicks out.

Dave:  Near pinfall on the Extreme Champion there.

Jeff:  It's gonna take more than a sunset flip to put away the president.

Bertha helps Chef up.  Chef reassures Bertha that he's alright.  They both turn around and Blood, who has climbed back to his feet, levels both of them with a double clothesline.  He picks Chef up, but Chef nails him in the nuts with an uppercut and slings him back first into the guardrail.

Jeff:  (immitating Julia Child)  And this is how we properly chop the nuts.

Dave sighs.

Allen picks Newbludd up, but Newbludd rakes him across the eyes.  Allen staggers back as Newbludd bends over, trying to catch his breath.  Allen turns and charges at Newbludd, but Newbludd drops him face first into the bottom half of the steps with a drop toe hold.  Newbludd slowly climbs to his feet and stomps away at Allen.

Back on the top of the ramp, Bang and Hollywood slowly climb to their feet.  Hollywood starts throwing right hands, staggering Bang back.  He tries for a short arm clothesline, but Bang ducks it.  Hollywood spins around and gets tagged by the Bang Thang!  Hollywood falls down and starts rolling down the ramp.  Bang gives chase, kicking him in the ribs every time Hollywood stops rolling.

Nelson and TCM are brawling their way through the backstage area.  They go through a door, and end up in the stage area beneath the ramp.  Nelson slings TCM back first into a huge speaker.  TCM staggers forward and Nelson hooks him up for the Hostile Takeover!  Nelson drops down and goes for the cover 12NO!  TCM gets the shoulder up!  Nelson turns and starts yelling at the referee.

Dave:  Say what you want about Trashcan Man, but you can not question the man's toughness.

Back in the ring, Miya is up and slinging Chet into the corner.  He picks Chet up and plants him on the top turnbuckle.  He climbs up after Chet.  Chet starts punching away at Miya, and pushes him off the turnbuckle and back down to the mat.  Chet slowly straightens up and leaps off with a flying elbow, but Miya rolls out of the way.  Both men lie on the mat.

Chef grabs Blood and holds him.  Bertha grabs a chair and takes a big swing at Blood, but Blood ducks and she nails Chef instead.  Blood kicks Bertha in the gut and delivers the Stephenflow DDT! 

The crowd erupts.

Dave: Stephenflow DDT on Bertha.

Jeff:   LOOK!

Bertha immediately rises to her feet and catches a celebrating Stephen Blood with a Bear Hug from behind.

Jeff:  BERTHA COMPLETELY NO SOLD THAT MOVE!!!

Dave:  She told us about that steel plate in her head at the PPV!  She must not have been kidding!

Bertha releases the depleted Blood and drops him to the floor.  She then begins to lay the boots to him.

Newbludd stops stomping away at Allen and picks him up.  He punches him a few times, then climbs up on the ring apron.  He leaps off for a cross body block, but Allen catches him.  Allen turns and slams Newbludd back first into the ring post.  He then bodyslams him down to the floor.

Hollywood has rolled to the foot of the ramp.  Bang picks him up and tries to sling him into the ring apron, but somehow Hollywood is able to reverse it and slings Bang back first into the apron.  Hollywood charges at Bang, but Bang sidesteps and Hollywood's ribs crash into the ring apron.

Nelson is still yelling at the referee as TCM slowly rises to his feet.  TCM looks over at a trashcan and grins.  He picks it up and when Nelson turns around, he brings it down across Nelson's head, staggering him back.  TCM nails him with the trashcan again, and Nelson staggers back into the guardrail.  TCM drops the trashcan and rolls Nelson onto the ramp.  He climbs up after him and picks him up, just to start punching away at him and driving him down the ramp.

Miya stands up and sees Newbludd in trouble.  He runs, bounces off the ropes and dives through the ropes in a suicide dive, slamming into Allen and Newbludd as Allen was picking him back up.  All three men are crumpled on the floor.

The Crowd:  PCW!!! PCW!!! PCW!!! PCW!!!

Blood turns in time to meet a chair shot to the head from Chef, who kicks him in the gut and delivers the Tenderizer!  He covers 12 and Bang runs over and stomps away at Chef, breaking up the count.  Hollywood follows him and starts punching Bang.

TCM and Nelson are at the bottom of the ramp now, and TCM drags Nelson over to the Chinese announce table.  He slams Nelson face first into the table, then rolls him on top of it.  TCM climbs up after him.  He picks Nelson up and hooks his head between his legs.

Dave:  LOOK!!!

Suddenly, Jon Kano sprints down the ramp, carrying a baseball bat.

Jeff:  It's Jon Kano!

Steven:  And he ROCKS~!

Dave:  The question is, is here with Media, or the Outcasts?

TCM lifts Nelson up for the Pyro Driver as Kano hits the scene.

Kano tells TCM to hold Nelson's arms so he can get a clear shot to the ribs with his belt, and TCM obliges.

The crowd cheers.

Kano rears back with the bat, then breaks the bat over skull of Trashcan Man.

A thundering chorus of boos flies out of the crowd.

Dave:  Kano just smashed TCM in the head with that bat.  The man is fifth.

Jeff:  You know, I have never had more respect for Jon Kano than I do at this particular moment.

TCM lets go of Nelson and drops like a stone.  Nelson then picks up TCM and sets him up for the Hostile Takover DVD.  Nelson turns around and faces the announce table with an evil grin on his face.

Dave:  Hit the deck!

Steven, Jeff and Dave bail out as Nelson nails the HOSTILE TAKEOVER through the announce table!!

Dave:  OH MY GOD!!!!

A small PCW chant begins to build, but is quickly drowned out by the vocal displeasure of the crowd.

Kano turns and heads over to where Hollywood and Chef are brawling with Bang and Blood, picks up a chair, and slams it into Blood's back.  He tries to do the same with Bang, but Bang ducks and lands the Bang Thang!  He turns around and Chef and Hollywood level him with a double clothesline.

Miya and Newbludd slowly get up and pick Allen up.  They each hook an arm over his shoulder and deliver a double suplex, draping Allen back first across the bottom half of the steel steps.  Chet rolls out of the ring, grabs the timekeeper's bell, and nails Miya in the back of the head as Newbludd starts to choke Allen.

Dave:  (breathing heavy)  Media is taking contol of this match thanks to an appearance by Jon Kano.

Nelson slowly climbs off the Chinese announce table and picks TCM out of the wreckage of the regular announce table.  He gets behind him and goes for the Greed Is Good submission, but TCM brings up his heel and mule kicks him in the nuts.  Both men fall on their knees. 

"Whiskey In The Jar" by Metallica starts to play over the arena speakers.

Dave:  That's NOVAK's  old music!!!

The camera shifts to the top of the entryway as Ed Novak emerges from the back, with his barbwired covered and nail studded chair known the world around as "Bob" in his hand.

Dave:  The Hardcore Icon is back!! Make no mistake ladies and gentleman, Novak is back!!!

He walks over to where TCM and Nelson are both slowly climbing back to their feet.  He faces Nelson, holds Bob over his head

Dave:  NOVAK IS WITH ASYLUM!!! NOVAK IS HELPING HIS HARDCORE MATES!!!

Novak then turns and nails TCM in the head with the cruel chair known as Bob, busting the Sanitation Worker in denial wide open!

Dave:  WHAT THE HELL?!!  HE JUST SLUGGED TRASHCAN MAN!!!  How deep to Nelson's pockets have to be to buy off Novak?!?!

Novak takes off his "Hardcore Legend" shirt to reveal a Media shirt underneath!  He slams Bob over Newbludd's head as he's choking Allen. Newbludd goes down.

Dave:  Media has taken control of this contest.  It's out of control!!! There is no one to help the Outcasts.

The members of Media start rolling everyone into the ring and start handcuffing them to the ropes.  They then start stomping away at their foes.  Novak goes around and gives everyone a shot from Bob, and everyone's busted open. 

Dave:  NO!!! This is awful!!! Where is security?!

Jeff: Security gets their paychecks from Nelson!  They aren't gonna intervene!

The camera shifts out to the crowd, where there appears to be some kind of commotion.  Suddenly a man never seen before in PCW, but famous in the wrestling world nonetheless, hops the guardrail with a Singapore cane in hand. 

Jeff:  (stammering)  THAT'S..THAT'S..

Dave:  THAT'S PAT "Y2W" WALSH FROM DREAM WRESTLING FEDERATION!!! HE'S HERE IN PCW!!!!

Walsh slides into the ring and immediately slams the Singapore cane over Novak's head.

The crowd erupts.

Jeff:  And he's obviously not with Media!!!

Walsh turns and nails Allen in the ribs with the cane then ducks a clothesline from Kano and nails Kano across the back for his troubles.  Nelson, Chet, and Hollywood roll out of the ring before they can receive the same treatment.

Dave:  PAT WALSH HAS ARRIVED HERE IN PCW AND HAS CLEANED HOUSE ON MEDIA!!!

Media regroups at the bottom of the ramp and begin to jaw up at the hardcore legend Walsh.  Walsh bends at the knees and welcomes Media to return to the ring.  

Jeff:  He's calling them to come back!

Dave:  But they won't, because they are COWARDS!!!

Walsh looks around the canvas and finds the key to the handcuffs that had been dropped by Nelson.  Walsh walks over and unlocks Trashcan Man.

TCM leans up against the ropes and stares at Walsh through a crimson mask of blood.  TCM holds out his hand in a gesture of solidarity, while Walsh rubs his chin, with a look of consideration on his face.

Jeff:  What's he gonna do?

Dave:  I dunno, but we are out of time!! We will see you this Friday on Fusion!!!  Good night everybody!!!

Jeff:  Wait!!!  I want to see what happens!!!!

The scene shifts to the members Media, who are watching the story which is unfolding in the ring with great interest.  Nelson is jawing up into the ring, warning Walsh not to do it.

Dave:  I'm sorry fans, the network is about to cut our feed.  We are absolutely out of time!

The scene shifts back into the ring, as the bloodied Trashcan Man is still holding out his hand to the DWF legend Walshthen the show fades to black.