Tuesday Turmoil for October 10, 2000
Live from Parker Field, Richmond Virginia
Turmoil opens with a music and video package of some PCW wrestlers posing throughout a ruined city. Wrestlers highlighted are Troy Brown, Jason Chase, Johnny Raindance, Some guy with a mask no one has ever seen before, Soy Boy, Dillan Meyers, Ryan Knox, Scott Naket, Kremmen, Doug Troy and Meanstreak.
Once the opening is finished there is a video recap of Meanstreak's confrontation with Johnny Raindance last week on Fusion. That is followed by a collage of all 25 eliminations from the Carnival of Carnage Battle Royal for the PCW Extreme Title. It closes with Ryan Knox hitting Kremmen with DJ Raw's Yellow Hummer, then hitting the PCW Extreme Champion Scott Naket with Future Shock.
The scene goes live to a helicopter shot of Parker Field, home of the Richmond Braves, the Atlanta Braves Triple-A farm club show a jam packed outdoor stadium.
The camera shot changes to go inside the stadium to show a crowd of better than 8,000 rabid, sign toting PCW fans! The cameras zoom around the arenas focusing on signs and people in the crowd. First the sign focuses on a lovely southern belle with a tight, white T-shirt sitting in the front row holding up a Scott Naket sign, then a huge black woman wearing a MWF Soy Boy T-shirt. Finally, the camera focuses on the same guy wearing a mask highlighted on the opening of the show.
Dave Kern: Hello PCW fans and welcome to Tuesday Turmoil. I am Dave Kern and alongside me as always is my partner Steven Smith. Steven, all I have to say is WOW about Friday night's Main Event, which wrestling moguls are already dubbing the Carnival of Carnage!
Steven: That was one of the most exciting, though one of the most bizarre displays of wrestling I have ever seen. I am not sure what the match makers here in the PCW can do to top that!
Dave: Well, from what I understand, the President of Primetime Championship Wrestling Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman is going to make an announcement on Friday Fusion concerning a whopper of a match he is slating for PCW Dawning, which is only 12 days away.
Steven: Yes, at Dawning, we the first ever PCW World Heavyweight Champion will be crowned!
Dave: Speaking of the PCW Heavyweight Championship, we are going to open the action tonight with our first of two third round tournament matches here this evening. Let's go to the ring!
"American Badass" By Kid Rock plays as Big J walks down to the ring. Two pyros go off, one garnett and the other black.
Clay Clayborne: In the ring at this time, hailing from, Columbia South Carolina, weighing in at 270 lbs, Big J!
"Carmina Burana - O'Fortuna" by Orff blares through the PA System as Kremmen is escorted to the ring in a wheelchair by two petite, attractive nurses.
Clay Clayborne: His opponent, being escorted to the ring by Barbara and Deidre, he hails from, Washington DC, weighing in at 250 lbs, Kremmen!
Kremmen eases himself out of the wheelchair, and gingerly climbs into the ring, then raps his arm cast on the top turnbuckle pad to test his pain threshold. Big J complains to the referee about Kremmen being able to wear a plaster cast on his arm, but Kremmen shows the referee a document, and the referee shakes his head at Big J and calls for the bell. Big J wastes no time in charging him and taking him down with several hard forearms to the back. Big J drops several elbows and knees to Kremmen's back before going to the centre of the ring and posing to the crowd. Kremmen gets gingerly to his feet and eases himself into the corner, then takes off his tee shirt, to reveal heavy bandages wrapped around his torso. Big J quickly pounces on Kremmen, backing him into the corner and jamming him in there repeatedly. Big J walks away and Kremmen falls down flat on his face, clutching at his ribs. Big J rolls Kremmen over, sits him up, undoes the clasp on Kremmen's bandages, and starts unwinding them. Big J is almost done when Kremmen grabs some of the loose bandages, reaches back over his head and quickly wraps them around Big J's throat. Kremmen pulls down, and Big J struggles, but his face starts to go red with lack of oxygen and he starts to fade. The referee notices this and tries to check under Big J's chin. Kremmen quickly releases the bandage choke hold, then crawls away and finishes unwrapping the bandages from around his waist, then drapes them over the top rope in the corner. Still sucking wind, Big J gets back to his feet, and takes off towards Kremmen, desperate to try to get back control of the match. Kremmen swings a right at Big J, but he ducks and hits a shoulder tackle straight into Kremmen's ribs again, sending Kremmen down hard again. Big J goes for the elbow, but Kremmen rolls out of the way just in time. They both get to their feet at the same time. Kremmen reacts first and kicks Big J hard in the gut, and then lifts him up for the Kremmen Special Death Valley Driver, but gasps in pain and drops the man at the last second before being able to force the drop, and goes down to one knee, holding his ribs and lower back. Big J gets up and wastes no time in hitting Kremmen with Bling Bling superkick, straight against the ribcage! Kremmen goes down hard and sells the move, rolling around the mat gasping for breath. Big J's eyes gleam in triumph and he starts dragging Kremmen toward the corner to set him up for his finisher. Big J puts Kremmen on the top rope, and lifts each leg over, leaving him open to attack. Big J climbs up to deliver the Southtown Drop. Kremmen starts swiping and punching at Big J, to no effect. Kremmen pokes Big J in the eyes, causing him to fall backwards, landing hard on his back. Kremmen, sucking wind, slowly puts his legs back over the ropes and inside the ring. Big J climbs to his feet and comes towards Kremmen again. Kremmen grabs the bandages which had been draped over the top rope earlier, wraps them around each fist then launches himself into the air, and catches Big J across the throat with a bandage lariat. Big J goes down, but still having something left, starts immediately getting to his feet. Before he can stand fully upright, Kremmen grabs him and irish whips him to the ropes, and on his way back clotheslines him to the head, connecting with his arm cast. Big J goes down hard, and his eyes roll back into his head. Kremmen drops to the mat and leans against Big J and hooks the leg, and counts with the referee 1..2..3!
Winner: Kremmen Time: 5:01
Supernova Goes Pop suddenly blasts over the PA. The lights begin to strobe as Kremmen gingerly stands up. He makes his way to the ropes facing the ramp. Big J, rubbing his forehead and swearing to himself, gets to his feet as Meanstreak slides down from the rafters on a zipline to the ring. He unhooks the harness as the music continues to play. Big J charges at him, but to no avail, Meanstreak brings his foot up, kicking him right in the face. Big J stumbles back like an accordion as Meanstreak advances on Kremmen. The lights return back to normal as Meanstreak pulls his hair back. The crowd explodes, telling Kremmen that something is up. Meanstreak turns him around roughly by the shoulder and swings at him. Kremmen ducks under it quickly and boots the monster in the ribs. Big J stands up and drills him in the stomach. Meanstreak falls to one knee, holding his stomach tightly. The two wrestlers both lean in and latch onto Meanstreak, apparently thinking of attempting a double team move. They hook each of Meanstreak's arms over their necks and try to flip him back. Meanstreak roars and pulls back against the two men. With all his might, he pulls them both back in a double suplex!! Big J hits the top rope and bounces out of the ring and to the mat all in one motion. Meanstreak gets to one knee, catching his breath and grinning widely for a perfect camera spot. He stands up and takes Kremmen with him. Slinging him over his shoulder, he hops over the top rope and puts him on his shoulder in the Reverse DVD. Walking over to the barricade, Meanstreak roars once more and brings Kremmen down onto the barricade right across his injured ribs. His limp body lay there on the ground as Meanstreak turns away from him, yelling obscenities and grinning up a storm. He stops at the top of the ramp, grins once more, and turns out to exit the arena. Medics start filing in from the entryway to attend to Kremmen, who is clutching his injured ribs and has started coughing up blood.
Dave: My God! Kremmen moves to the semi finals, but at what price? Can anyone stop the monster known as Meanstreak?
Steven: Well, the Hell Hole ride can, but I doubt Kremmen can slip one of those into the arena if these two men at PCW Dawning!
Dave: True enough! I am being told that the challenger in tonight's PCW Extreme Title match Ryan Knox has arrived at the building. Let's head to the back.
Ryan Knox pulls up in DJ Raw's yellow hummer behind the arena. He gets out and begins to make his way to the arena, and is stopped by a small boy with a picture of Knox and a pen.
Kid: Mr. Knox, can you sign this picture for me. You are my favorite wrestler and definitely the future of PCW!
Knox: Yeah, alright. Let's make it quick.
Knox takes the picture and pen. Suddenly, there is a blur. The Joker suddenly appears and thumps Knox on the leg with a lead pipe. Knox goes down and clutches his knee, still holding the picture in his hand. The Joker quickly snatches the picture from Knox, draws devil horns on Knox's head and signs the picture himself. He hands it back to the kid and runs off.
Dave: What the hell was that about?
Steven: I dunno. Where is Derrick Diamond?
Dave: I dunno? Ok, let's head to our next match!
"Paranoid" by Black Sabbath plays and the lights dim. The lights come back on as Prozac enters the ring.
Clay Clayborne: In the ring at this time, weighing at 240 lbs, hailing from Terre Haute, Indiana, Prozac!
Lights go out in the Arena...a pause of a few seconds then "Last Resort" by Papa Roach blares from the dark...Pryos light up the Ramp and Ring as Boda walks slowly to the ring...
Clay Clayborne: And his opponent, on his way to the ring
Suddenly a huge man wearing a mask comes running from the back with a fiberglass backboard. The crowd goes nuts and the man waffles Boda in the back of the head with the board, causing it to shatter. Boda goes down. The man rips off his mask to reveal he is non other than.Wil Perdue!!! The crowd falls silent.
Steven Smith: Awe man! I thought it was going to be Shaq. Instead, the closest thing basketball has to a jobber just ran out and clobbered Boda!
Dave: I thought the closest thing basketball had to a jobber was John Koncak?
Steven: Well, John Koncak is more comparable to Glacier from WCW. A whole lot of hype, a whole lot of money and a whole lot of nothing when it counted!
Wil Perdue drags Boda to the ring and throws him and starts yelling at Prozac to cover him. Referee Speedy Riggs comes out of the ring and begins admonishing Wil Perdue. Perdue responds by holding up his hands as if to say he is innocent, then he kicks Riggs in the gut and hits him with his finisher, White Men Can't Jump. Perdue motions to the back and out comes NBA official Jack Niese. Niese hops into the ring. Prozac shrugs and covers Boda whule Niese counts. 1.23!!!
Winner: Prozac Time: :22
Dave: What the hell? I never knew Wil Perdue was such an ass!
Steven: Well, I thought it was kind of cool.
Dave: In any event, Prozac is the recipient of an easy win in his PCW debut. Let's go to a commerical!
(Commercial: PCW Dawning! October 22, Live on Pay-Per-View! Call your cable company today!)
Dave: Welcome back. Let's go to the ring where will have a first round match in the PCW Tag Team Title Tourney!
A red goal light circles just above the center of the ring as "We Will Rock You" by Queen starts playing. Troy comes out wearing a full Toronto Maple Leafs uniform, skates, stick and the rest included. After he climbs into the ring, he takes his skates and helmet off, and drops his stick and gloves.
Clay Clayborne: In the ring at this time, hailing from, Toronto, Ontario Canada, being escorted to the ring by Bertha Stewart, weighing in at 228lbs, Troy Brown!
Hisses, chants, rants, and boos fill the arena as the theme from the hit PBS show "The Frugal Gourmet" plays throughout the arena. The Chef and his lovely valet Bertha Stewart enter the arena and slowly walk down the aisle
Clay Clayborne: His partner, hailing from, Paris, France, weighing in at 325lbs, Troy Brown!
"American Psycho" by Trebel Charger hits the PA system as light flash and silver pyros begin exploding. Then, David and Goliath come out and make their way to the ring.
Clay Clayborne: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 560lbs, the team of David and Goliath!
Chef starts off in the ring with Goliath. Goliath, standing a full foot taller than Chef, stands over him, staring down at him, grinning as if he didn't have a care in the world. They shove one another, neither getting the clear advantage due to similar weights. Goliath tries to take Chef down with a clothesline, but Chef ducks under his arm, turns around and starts laying jabs into the taller man's jaw. Chef stuns Goliath with the repeated blows, then reaches over and tags in Troy Brown. Troy Brown enters the ring to a huge pop from the crowd, and immediately starts attacking Goliath with a flurry of blows to his stomach and chest. Troy Brown bounces off the ropes and lays a body tackle on Goliath, staggering the big man back a few steps. Troy Brown takes Goliath's arm then leans over and tags in Chef. Chef comes in to a chorus of boos, and takes Goliath down with a shoulder tackle to his knee. Goliath goes down, and Chef follows up with several stomps to his legs. Goliath tries to rise, but only makes it to one knee before being kicked in the back of the head by Chef, sending him down again. Chef reaches over in and tags Troy Brown, who climbs to the top rope and lands a splash on Goliath. Troy Brown stays on Goliath and orders the referee to count. The referee counts.1.2.David breaks the pin. Troy Brown attacks David, and as the referee tries to break them up and send David back to his corner, Bertha tosses Chef a frying pan. Goliath sits up, only to be met with the frying pan across his forehead. The crowd groans at the sound of the thud, then yells obscenities at Chef. Chef covers Goliath, and the referee turns around and sees this. He gives up on trying to separate the brawling Troy Brown and David and makes the count..1..2..3!
Winners: Troy Brown and The Chef Time: 2:19
Steven: Two of the most annoying wrestlers in the PCW will move on to the second round of the tag team tourney.
Dave: Troy Brown may be dumb as day old dog crap, but he is anything but annoying! Ok, it is time to see three of newcomers make their PCW debuts. Let's head to the ring.
Death Toll is already in the ring.
Clay Clayborne: His opponent, weighing in at 295lbs, Death Toll!
Dim lights alternate between the colors blue and white as Outkast's "Gasoline Dreams" bumps through the speakers and Cole Envy makes his way to the ring with Shimmer. They stand in the middle of the ring as white pyro shoots out of two of the posts over blue lighting, then blue pyro shoots out of the remaining two posts over white lights.
Clay Clayborne: In the ring at this time, hailing from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing in at 216 lbs, making his debut here in PCW tonight, Cole Envy!
KoRn's Blind starts to play on the loudspeakers. As Jonathan Davis bellows "Are you ready?!" over the loudspeaker an explosion occurs at the entrance and smoke is left covering the entrance. The Joker slowly makes his way down the steel ramp and into the ring. Once in the ring he ignites a joker playing card on fire and climbs a random turnbuckle. He climbs to the top and holds the card above his head while the crowd cheers.
Clay Clayborne: Their opponent, weighing in at 205lbs, he hails from Las Vegas Nevada, The Joker!
The Joker and Death Toll turn towards Cole Envy and go straight for the cruiserweight. The Joker and Cole lock up, and Joker takes the advantage and whips CE to the ropes. Death Toll steps in and raises a huge boot to Coles face, the force of the impact sending him down and bouncing him off the mat. Death Toll and Joker take turns in stomping and kneeing CE. DT holds CE's legs as Joker comes off the top rope with a guillotine leg drop. Joker holds CE's legs while DT drops a huge leg across his face. DT and Joker high five, and both pick up CE. Joker whips him to the ropes again, and catches him around the midsection, lifts him up high and delivers him to DT who in turn drops him with a huge sit down powerbomb. CE lies in the middle of the ring, twitching. Joker quickly goes for the cover. The referee drops down and starts counting, but before he can get the first count finished DT pulls Joker off CE and shoves him away, reprimanding him for taking the pin when it should have been his. DT and Joker start jawjacking each other. DT breaks the verbal joust by shoving Joker hard. Joker falls back through the middle rope and out to the floor. DT covers CE and the referee starts the count.1..2..CE kicks out! DT strikes the mat with both fists in frustration and gets back to his feet. CE rolls away from DT, then sits up in the corner, sucking wind. DT shrugs to himself, then goes for an uncharacteristic bronco buster, but CE moves out of the way at the last second and the huge man strikes the bottom turnbuckle hard with groin. Joker climbs back into the ring and goes after DT with some kicks to the back and head. CE falls back out of the corner. CE and Joker look at each other, then quickly exit the ring and go to the other side of the turnbuckle. CE and Joker each grab a leg, and pull with all their might, bringing DT into the ringpost, groin first. DT howls in pain and clutches his midsection. Joker and CE highfive, start walking away from each other to get back in the ring, but at the last second have the same idea and turn back towards each other, charge at each other and start raining blows on one another. Joker and CE brawl on the outside of the ring. Joker runs at CE and is backdropped over the railing and into the crowd. CE leaves him there and gets back into the ring and moves straight for DT. CE leans over to pick up DT, but DT sticks up a large hand and wraps it around CE's throat. DT stands up and brings up CE in a chokehold. The referee starts counting.1.2..3.4.DT drops CE to the mat. DT covers CE, and the referee counts.1..2..CE barely kicks out! Joker re-enters the ring and charges at DT, jumping up on his back and locking him in a sleeper hold. DT counters by ramming backwards into the corner, winding Joker and forcing him to break the hold. CE gets back to his feet, but is caught again by DT. Joker recovers, and DT signals for him to go up top and clothesline CE while he holds him. Joker complies and climbs to the top rope. Joker launches his clothesline. CE breaks out of the hold, and Joker tries to correct in mid air, but instead connects hard with DT's head, sending him crashing to the mat. Joker looks down at DT in frustration, and is caught from behind by CE, who takes hold of him and tosses him over the top rope. CE then quickly covers DT. The referee counts 1.2.3!
Winner: Cole Envy Time: 5:00
Dave: An impressive debut for all three men, but Cole Envy came out with the win.
Steven: I think I went to school with Cole's lesbian sister?
Dave: Come again?
Steven: Her name was Penny Envy.
Dave: Oh, shut up already!
The camera shows the guy with the mask sitting in the front row again.
Dave: Who is that?
Steven: I dunno?
Dave: Is that an MWF shirt he's wearing?
Steven: No, I believe it is a FTW T-shirt.
Dave: Wait, it is an NOW T-shirt! Has Scott Corridor signed with the PCW?
Steven: No, I think it is a NUO shirt! Eh gad, is that that scumbag Death Dealer?
Dave: Too smallanyhow, let's head to the ring for our next match.
The lights begin to flash red, "Hit the Lights" by Metallica hits over the PA as Ultimate makes his way to the ring carrying a steel pipe in his left hand.
Clay Clayborne: In the ring at this time, hailing from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 450 lbs, The Ultimate Warlord!
The lights turn down as "Supernova Goes Pop" by Powerman 5000 plays. The lights begin to strobe as the instruments join together. As soon as the lyrics begin, Meanstreak appears at the entranceway, hands on hips, with a look of rage on his face. He comes down to the ring and rolls inside, narrowly missing pyros that explode all around the ring. He rolls forward and throws his arms in the air, while still on his knees
Clay Clayborne: And his opponent, from Parts Unknown weighing in at 235 lbs, Meanstreak!
Meanstreak walks to the centre of the ring and stands there, facing towards Ultimate Warlord. He inhales faster and faster, psyching himself up further and further with each breath. Ultimate Warlord walks over to him and stares down at him, waiting for him to speak or move. They stand motionless for several seconds, with the crowd getting more and more restless as time goes by. Ultimate Warlord takes the initiative and shoves Meanstreak with both hands, tentatively. Meanstreak doesn't budge, so UW shoves harder. Again, Meanstreak doesn't budge. UW bounces off the ropes and hits Meanstreak with a hard clothesline, forcing Meanstreak to take a single step back. Meanstreak resumes his position and stands still again, breathing rapidly. UW bounces off the ropes again and puts his whole weight behind a shoulder tackle, however Meanstreak meets it with a hard right hand to UW's left temple, stopping the tackle and UW in mid flight, and dropping him to the mat with a loud thud. Meanstreak looks to the rafters and laughs to himself, a loud gutteral sound. Meanstreak picks up UW and whips him to the corner. Meanstreak follows through with a hard clothesline. Meanstreak steps back and starts laying punches into UW. The crowd start to count with the punches12.3.4 but loses track and stops as Meanstreak gets faster and faster and harder and harder with each punch. The referee pleads with Meanstreak to step back, but is ignored. The referee lays a count on Meanstreak as he continues to pound on UW.1..2..3..4Meanstreak stops, turns around and winks at the referee. UW flops to the floor, with a cut lip and a bruised eye. Meanstreak turns back toward UW and reaches down and pulls him to his feet by his hair. Meanstreak walks back into the centre of the ring then turns around and charges at UW with a shoulder tackle, the force of which send the 7' man tumbling backward over the top turnbuckle and hard to the floor. Johnny Raindance comes to ringside and goes straight over to UW. Johnny Raindance slaps UW around the face gently to revive him, and squirts some water on him from a drinking bottle. UW comes to, and Johnny tells him to quit and come back with him to the back, and that with more training there will be other days and other matches with Meanstreak. UW shakes his head, pulls himself up, and heads back to the ring. Johnny Raindance shakes his own head slowly at UW and returns up the rampway to the dressing room. UW steps over the top rope, and beckons to Meanstreak to come to him. Meanstreak takes the bait and walks over, and UW quickly reaches into his tights and pulls out a small object, wraps it around his hand and aims a punch at Meanstreak. The hit connects, and Meanstreak takes a step back with a dazed look crossing his eyes. Meanstreak shakes his head, refocusses and advances back towards UW, who goes to hit Meanstreak again with the object but this time the shot is blocked by a savage kick to the stomach from Meanstreak, doubling UW over with a sharp gasp. Meanstreak wastes no more time and lifts the huge man up on his shoulders and holds him there for a second.inhales deeply, growls loudly to himself to enhance his strength, then drops UW over hard on his head in the Death's Door slam! Meanstreak places his boot on UW's chest, and the referee counts..1..2..3!
Winner: Meanstreak Time: 4:01
"Carmina Burana - O'Fortuna" by Orff blares through the PA System, and Meanstreak looks around and braces himself for an attack from Kremmen. Instead, the tron shows an image of Kremmen being treated by medics, his ribs being re-bandaged.
Kremmen: Get away from me, and get out of my camera shot! You guys will only botch the job and know now that if that happens I will sue everyone witin a hundred yard radius in a nanosecond.. Now, where was I? Oh yes, Meanstreak You may have had a cheap laugh or two at my expense tonight, but Friday is the night where you will have to worry about me, when you and Canada Boy get it on. You see, after tonight and that unfortunate incident with Ryan Knox's car last week, doctors orders are that I don't have a match on Thursday, so that I will be able to take out that punk Doug Troy on Tuesday without any major repercussions to my health. However, luckily for both you and I, he didn't mention anything about what I could do with my spare time that night. So when you least expect it I will be there, and you will be reminded of just what damage a man such as myself can do to your future career prospects. That's all for now, but just remember, don't go anywhere, because you wouldn't want to force me to come looking for you.
Dave: So, no surprise that Meanstreak defeats the Ultimate Warlord, but Kremmen shows he is a tough customer by making that gutsy statement.
Steven: You know who else was a tough customer? Remember that old woman from the Wendy's "Where's the Beef?" commercials?
Dave: (sigh) Let's head to a commercial
(Commercial: Get your PCW Soy Boy T-shirt today! Call 1-800-CALL-PCW now! Operators are standing by.)
Dave: Welcome back. Let's head to the ring our second Third Round PCW Heavyweight Title Tournament match of the evening.
'Brainless' by The Urge blasts the arena with its ska fury as Doug Troy walks out onto the ramp. He looks around, smiles, then throw the sign of the Kliq into the air. He smiles, walks to the ring and poses on the turnbuckles for all of his admiring fans.
Clay Clayborne: Now on his way to the ring, hailing from Omaha, Nebreska, weighing in at 230 lbs, Doug Troy!
The lights go out until just the spotlight is left facing the entryway as "Surfacing" by Slipknot hits the PA. Byron and Pancho walkout, look around then look back at the entryway. Crazy Six then comes out and they walk slowly to the ring. C-6 climbs up to the top turnbuckle and Byron and Pancho get on the ring apron right beside him as he thrusts his hands in the air and screams.
Clay Clayborne: And his opponent, weighing in at 278lbs, from New York City, Crazy Six!!!
The bell rings. The two men circle, then lock up. DT uses his quickness to slip behind the bigger C6, but catches two elbows to the head. DT stumbles back holding his jaw, then gets floored a Mafia kick from C6. Pancho and Byron shout their approval from the ringside area. C6 picks up DDT and hits him with a vertical suplex. DT rolls around on the mat in pain. C6 comes over and takes control and locks on a chicken wing type hold. The referee asks DT if he wants to quit. DT shakes his head. C6 tightens his grip and DT's face contorts in pain. The crowd begins to chant DT's name. DT fights the hold. Finally DT manages to level out the C6's momentum with a poke to the eyes. C6 falls stumbles backwards and DT jumps to his feet. The blinded C6 is still stumbling around the ring, then DT hits him with a picture perfect drop toe hold. DT grabs a handful of C6's hair and starts slamming the hitman's head to the campus. The crowd loves it. DT stands up C6 and hits him with a snap suplex. DT jumps up and plays to the crowd. The crowd loves it. C6 climbs to his feet and takes a wild swing at DT. DT dodges the blow and lands a left-right combo to C6's ribs. DT grabs C6 and whips him into the ropes. C6 bounces off, and DT bends down preparing to deliver a back body drop, but C6 catches him with a knee to the jaw, then a double axe handle to the back, driving DT to the canvas. C6 stomps away at DT, then picks him up. C6 gets into position to deliver a Russian leg sweep, but DT slips away and hits C6 with an atomic drop. C6 grabs his testicular area and spins around, right into The Take. DT goes for the cover 1.23!!!
Winner: Doug Troy Time: 3:30
Dave: So, Doug Troy narrowly pulls out another victory to advance to the semi-finals of the tourney to meet Kremmen.
Steven: Doug Troy is a jobber. Kremmen is going to demolish him.
Dave: Well, not everyone would agree with that opinion.
Steven: Oh no, check out the poll on the PCW Web Page!
Dave: PCW Webpage? You mean www.efedpcw.homestead.com?
Steven: That's the one!
Dave: Ok, enough shameless shilling. Let's go to a commercial.
(Commercial: Tuesday Turmoil is brought to you Tampex.)
Dave: Ok, let's go to our Tampex main event of the evening.
The lights dim. "Somebodys Gotta Feal This" by Kid Rock hits and blue pyro explodes. The lights return and Scott Naket walks out. He walks down to the ring, and slaps hands with some of the fans. He climbs up and enters the ring. He walks to the center and poses while Jeff Jarrett pyro explodes behind him. He stands and waits for his opponent.
Clay Clayborne: In the ring at this time, hailing from, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 247 lbs, he is the PCW Extreme Champion, Scott "The Hott One" Naket!
"Rock the Party" by P.O.D begins to play. The lights in the arena go out. When the music speeds up, white pyro blasts near the entrance. When they clear the "Future" is standing there. He begins to make his way down the aisle. As he does, similar pyro blasts ignite along the sides of the runway.
Clay Clayborne: The challenger, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at an even 300 lbs, "The Future" Ryan Knox!
Ryan Knox, dressed in street clothes and with his fists wrapped in barbed wire and holding a baseball bat is surprised to see twelve police officers suddenly come and surround the ring, facing the crowd. They are dressed in full riot gear, and are wielding batons. Scott Naket and Ryan Knox circle each other, Knox making jabs at Naket with the bat. Naket reaches out and grabs the bat, and they both pull each other toward the other as they fight for possession of it. With Naket in range, Knox whacks him across the forehead with his barbed-wire-wrapped fists. Blood starts flowing freely on Naket's left temple. and he lets go of the bat and backs off. Naket runs his finger across his wound, then holds it out in front of him. He smiles, and licks the blood off his finger, and his eyes take on a shiny gleam as he looks over at Knox. They circle each other again, and Knox again tries to strike Naket with the bat. Naket ducks the swing and steps forward in toward Knox, grabs his shirt and delivers a quick headbutt. Knox staggers back and leans against the ropes, rubbing his forehead and getting visibly upset at the sight of Naket's blood over him. Naket rubs his own forehead, smearing the blood further up into his hair and over his face, and grins evilly as he charges Knox and clotheslines him over the top rope, sending him and the riot policeman he landed on sprawling into the guard rail. Naket climbs through the ringropes and down the stairs, then picks up the stairs and charges Knox, connecting with his head. Knox goes down hard, holding his head. Naket reaches under the ring and takes out a fire extinguisher and as Knox climbs to his feet Naket pulls the trigger and engulfs Knox in the fine white mist. Knox swings his barbed-wire-wrapped fists blindly, and actually flukes a hard blow across Naket's right cheek. Naket howls in pain, and his cheek starts bleeding profusely. Knox regains vision and charges Naket, knocking him to the floor. Knox sits astride Naket and rains blows on his head and face, causing Naket to bleed further. Knox gets up and goes over to the corner of the ring, lifts the curtain and reaches underneath. He pulls out a saucepan, looks at it in disgust and throws it over his shoulder. A pot plant, same. A screwdriver, Knox shoves that into the pocket of his jeans. A kitchen skillet. Knox grins and takes it and heads back for Naket. Knox rains blows on the blood-soaked Naket with the kitchen skillet. Naket covers his head with his hands and howls with each blow. Knox picks up Naket and clotheslines him across the throat with the skillet. Knox throws the skillet into the crowd, then charges at Naket again, who somehow ducks and backdrops Knox onto the announcers table. Naket grabs a chair and waffles Knox across the head with itWHACK!. WHACK!.. WHACK! WHACK! Knox rolls off the table and onto the floor, between the table and the guard rail. Naket re-enters the ring, and seeing that Knox is still down from the multiple chairshots, demands that the referee start to count him out. The referee shakes his head and slaps his hand three times, indicating to Naket that the decision must be by pinfall. Naket glares at him for a second, kicks him in the gut, then locks him in a rear headlock and hits the HOTT DROP on him. The referee lies motionless in the ring.
Supernova Goes Pop hits the PA as the lights start to strobe. Meanstreak runs in and heads straight for Naket. He kicks the Extreme Champion hard in the gut and turns him over onto his back in At Death's Door, right on the floor outside! Meanstreak howls in triumph, then returns up the rampway to the locker rooms.
Long minutes pass with all three men out. Finally, Ryan Knox starts to stir from under the table. He gets up and sees that Naket is still down after Meanstreak's vicious attack.
Before he can take advantage of the situation, one of the riot police breaks ranks and picks Knox up from the floor under the table and places him on the table. The officer of the law then gets up on the table with Knox, and lifts him up on his shoulders, and drops him down in a Tombstone Piledriver, shattering the table and sending them both sprawling onto the floor!
Naket comes to and gets back to his feet. He staggers over to Knox, picks him up and drags him by the hair over to the ring, and rolls him back in. Knox drops to the mat and lies motionless, out cold from the piledriver through the table by the mystery riot policeman. Naket picks up the ring steps again, and throws them into the ring. They bounce into the corner with a clatter. Naket goes under the ring and pulls out a table, and slides that into the ring as well. Naket sets up the table, and then lines up the steps next to them. Ignoring the fallen referee, Naket picks up Knox, and positions him on the steps, facing away from the table, and signals again for the Hott Drop. Naket with a HOTT DROP on Knox off the ringsteps through the table! Naket covers Ryan Knox and, seeing that the referee is still out, calls to the riot policeman, who comes in and counts to three himself 1.2.3! Naket and the policeman get to their feet. The riot policeman hands him the Extreme Title belt, then raises Naket's hand in the air. Naket, his head now completely covered in blood, accepts the title belt, and he and the riot policeman leave the ring together and go out to the back, with the riot policeman supporting Naket as he walks up the ramp. As they get to the top, the Riot policeman removes his mask, revealing the man to be Revenant. He takes off his flack jacket to reveal a sHs tee shirt!
EMT's arrive and take the referee and Ryan Knox to the back on stretchers.
Winner: No contest Time: 6:59
Dave: Well, I am afraid we are out of time. I received word from the back that on this Wednesday night on PCW Wednesday Wreckage (on the house show page), Jason Chase and the Uitimate Warlord will take on Cole Envy and Justin Sane in a first round, and Ryan Knox and Derrik Diamond will also see first round action. Good night everybody.