Tuesday Turmoil for November 7, 2000

Live from the Albany Civic Arena, Albany, New Yorik

The show opens with Cole Envy and Shimmer standing outside the Old Country Buffet on a cold evening in Albany. Cole is looking at his watch, while Shimmer's hands are on her hips. As usual, she has a bitchy look on her face.

Shimmer: That bitch Monica was supposed to be here 20 minutes ago for an interview. I am freezing my ass off!

Cole: Don't worry baby, I will keep you warm.

Cole rubs up against Shimmer.

Shimmer: We both know that would only last for three minutes or so.

Before Cole can answer the Pimply Faced Intern comes from around the corner with a PCW cameraman.

Pimply Faced Intern Kid: Uh, hello Mr. Envy and Ms.

Shimmer. Ready to be interviewed?

Shimmer: Can't you like pop those or something?

Pimply Faced Intern Kid: Pop what?

The camera focuses in on his three massive white heads that have formed on PFIK's nose.

Cole: Where is Monica?

PFIK: She said she will not be interviewing you anymore.

Shimmer: That loose c^nted ho! She can't get away with what she did to me.

Suddenly, the door to the old country buffet swings open and whacks Shimmer square in the face. She goes down and out runs Monica Morrison. The fur immediately begins to fly. Monica gets an advantage due to her surprise attack, but Envy grabs Monica by the hair and pulls her up and gives her a huge slap across the face. Monica goes down like a ton of bricks. Cole picks her up and begins to put her into some kind of Cloverleaf type hold. Monica is screaming in agony, when suddenly the camera is dropped. There is a three second span that only the door to the Old Country Buffet can be seen, then the Pimply Faced Intern Kid picks up it and catches a glimpse of the cameraman as he hits Cole Envy with a Flatliner. Envy's face hits the concrete and there is a sickening squish, and blood begins to pour out onto the sidewalk. Shimmer runs away, as "The Cameraman" helps Monica up and the pair walk away. The camera follows the pair then the scene eventually fades to black.

The opening video of Turmoil begins, showing highlights in the upper portion of the screen, as the PCW's top stars are shown posing amidst the ruins of a fire engulfed ruined city below. Wrestlers shown are Ed Novak, Chef, Troy Brown and Two Ton as a group, Stephen Blood, Ryan Knox, Pgod, Kid Wonder and Meanstreak.

Finally, then scene opens up into an absolutely raucious Albany Civic Center. Pyros shoot up from the ring posts and the entryway as the camera zooms around the arena showing several sign toting PCW fans.

Dave Kern: Hello everyone and welcome to Primetime Championship Wrestling's Tuesday Turmoil! I am Dave Kern and along side me as always is Jeff Marx. Steven Smith has the night off. Jeff, its seems like I say this at the beginning of every program, but Friday night has to be the wildest night EVER in PCW history.

Jeff: Well, the PCW has had a Carnival of Carnage, a wrestler die, rabid koalas, but I believe Meanstreak DVDing a 700+ soda machine on top of Doug Troy, The Druid and Ryan Knox takes the cake.

Dave: Not to mention Two Ton splashing the four fore-mentioned performers from a height of 15' shortly there after.

Jeff: Just thinking about it makes me shudder.

Dave: Ok, I am told that the PCW Tag Team Champs have are pulling up to the building.

The camera cuts to the back where Ryan Knox and Derrik Diamond are shown pulling up to the arena in their yellow hummer. Knox and Diamond begin to head into the building. As they head into the back, the lights suddenly go out.

When they come back on, The Preacher is standing there, holding Diamond by the throat and high to the sky. He quickly deposits him to the concrete floor with tremendous force. Ryan Knox begins to lay into the ribs of the Preacher then the Preacher begins to fire back. The lights go out again. When they come back on, the Preacher is goneand so is Diamond. Knox is enraged. He flips over a catering table then storms off.

Dave: Oh my, Knox and Diamond are supposed to defend the title against Pgod and Doug Troy tonight.

As Dave is saying that, we see a shot of DAMN's locker room. DT is nursing the injured leg he suffered at the hands of Meanstreak and Two Ton on Friday night while Pgod looks on with a concerned look on his face.

Pgod: Hey man, maybe I oughta get the trainer to look at that bumb wheel.

DT: All I need is a little SUUUUUURGE and I will be good to go.

Pgod: Well, I am gonna find the trainer anyway

Pgod leaves.

The camera shifts outside to show Pgod leave DAMN's lockeroom. He is out of the shot all of three seconds when Kid Wonder enters the picture, with a blind folded Dolores Marx.

Kid Wonder: Shhhhh!! One more minute Mrs. Marx and you will get the surprise of your life.

KW enters the DAMN lockeroom and a commotion is heard. After a few seconds KW emerges and leads Dolores into DAMN's locker.

Jeff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave: Your mom has an insatua.

Jeff: Shut up, a$$hole!

Dave: I suppose we should see an actual match tonight, huh. Let's head to the ring.

"Dead Bodies Everywhere" by Korn is the them music some pyro shoots off and Stewart Hix walks out lights up his joint and walks to the ring as the fans toss trash at him.

Clay: Making his way to the ring, from Tallahasse, Florida, at a weight of 255 pounds.......STEWART HIX

"American Badass" By Kid Rock plays as Big J walks down to the ring. Two pyros go off, one garnett and the other black.

Clay: His opponent, from Columbia, South Carolina, at a weight of 270 pounds.......BIG J

Hix jumps all over J as he enters the ring. Big J crawls to the corner as Hix continues beating on him. The ref tries to break it up but Hix pushes him away. Hix keeps on kicking at Big J until the ref steps in again. This allows Big J to roll out of the ring. Hix goes out after him and the two start to brawl on the outside. Hix tries whipping Big J into the guardrail, but Big J reverses and sends Hix flying into the rail. Big J then grabs Hix's head and slams it on top of the steps. The ref comes out to try and break it up. Big J grabs a steel chair and threatens to hit Hix with it. As he is about to, the ref grabs the chair from him. Hix rolls back into the ring. Big J argues with the ref on the outside before the ref comes back in. As Big J tries to get back in, Ricky Nakagawa comes running out from the back. Hix distracts the ref as Ricky attacks Big J. Big J is able to knock him away and come back into the ring. He turns around and starts to talk some trash to Nakagawa. This allows Hix to come up from behind him and lock on the 4:20. Big J tries holding on and grabbing the ropes, but Hix pulls him away. Big J taps out.

WINNER:Stewart Hix TIME:2:47

After the match, Nakagawa and Hix start to beat on Big J. Many PCW officials come running out to break it up.

Dave: So, Stewart Hix continues his role through the PCW ranks.

Jeff: Well, now that he is in the NUO, he is credible.

Dave:But why did Ricky Nakagawa come running out? Shouldn't he be at the Old Country Buffet?

Jeff just shrugs his shoulders

The camera shifts to the back showing Pgod leading a trainer to DAMN's locker room. He finds a note on the door. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, Ricky Nakagawa rushes out and attacks Pgod with a lead pipe. Pgod manages to swing around and gets his arms up and actually disarms Nakagawa and grabs the pipe for himself. Sensing the tide has turned, Nakagawa turns tail and runs, with Pgod hot on his trail.

Dave:First Big J, now he's going after Pgod. But, unfortunately for Ricky, Pgod won't be as easy to take out.

The camera shot swings back around to show the DAMN locker room door. It opens and DT tries to limp away, but Dolores Marx pulls him back into the locker room and the door slams shut. The sound of heavy furniture can be heard being pushed up against the door.

Jeff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave: Ok, we have to go to our next match, and what a dandy it is, featuring two of the top talents in the PCW.

"Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers hits the sound system of the arena, followed by a chorus of boo's from the fans. Alan Kriegman, in all his maniacal glory, emerges from under the entrance screen and strikes a dramatic (yet comical) martial arts pose at the top of the rampway. He walks down to the ring with a sinister look on his face, grinning with anticipation.

Clay:Making his way to the ring, from Pleasantville, New Hampshire, at a weight of 230 pounds.......ALAN KRIEGMAN

A red goal light circles just above the center of the ring as "We Will Rock You" by Queen starts playing. Troy comes out wearing a full Toronto Maple Leafs uniform, skates, stick and the rest included. After he climbs into the ring, he takes his skates and helmet off, and drops his stick and gloves.

Clay:His opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, at a weight of 228 pounds.......TROY BROWN

AK says some unkind things to troy, but TB just smiles not knowing any better. AK then hits Troy, sending the Canadian into a rampage. TB starts to beat the crap out of the evil genius. Troy keeps pounding on Alan like a UFC fighter would his opponent. Alan is able to get his body under the ropes, but that doesn't stop Troy. he punches through the ropes, making solid contact with the head of Alan. Alan looks dazed and confused as the ref pulls TB off of AK. The ref gives TB a warning, so TB calms down. AK gets back to his feet, a little out of it, and locks up with TB. TB whips AK into the corner, then comes up to him and hits him with a few chops. AK grabs Troy by the head and pulls him into the corner. AK starts to chop away at TB. TB grabs AK and throws him back into the corner. This trend continues for a while until AK just starts kicking TB, then whips him into the other corner. TB comes staggering back. AK goes to kick him but TB grabs his foot, then takes him down with a dragon screw leg whip. TB covers, 1......2.....AK kicks out. TB starts to focus on the leg of Alan. He turns him over and puts him in a single leg boston crab. Alan is able to reach the ropes and troy breaks the hold. TB continues to go to work on the knee of Kreigman. Troy picks kreigman up and sends him into the corner. Kreigman comes bouncing back and TB kicks him. TB then sets him up for a piledriver. He has him up, but AK wiggles free. he then sets Troy up for a reverse suplex. He lifts him up, but Brown is able to reverse it. Troy then lifts Kreigman back up and drops him with a tombstone. TB makes the cover, 1........2.....AK gets a shoulder up. TB looks a bit upset and stomps on Kreigman some. He then lifts him to his feet and goes to whips him into the ropes. Kreigman reverses though, holds onto Brown, then hits him with a knee to the gut. Kreigman then sets TB up and hits him with The End. Kreigman makes the cover, 1........2........3

WINNER:Alan Kreigman TIME:6:02

Dave: So, Alan Kriegman comes up with a huge win over Troy Brown!

Jeff: Well, that match did feature one of the smartest wrestlers in PCW against the dumbest wrestler in the federation.

Dave: Ok, we need to do a commercial, so when we return.wait a minute, I am being told there is some commotion in the back.

Ryan Knox walks past the DAMN locker room and hears DT's fearful pleas for mercy and Dolores Marx' screams of pleasure. He looks at the door and shakes his head and continues down the hall towards his own locker room.

When he arrives, he finds Stewart Hix walking back and forth in front of his door with a picket sign in hand.

Stewart Hix: Down with Extreme Wrestling!! Ban Extreme Wrestling NOW!!

Knox: Get the f^ck out of my way, you panzy!

Stewart Hix swings his sign at Knox, but Knox ducks the blow. Knox scoops up Hix and prepares to power slam him to the concrete, when The Finisher appears from behind and levels Knox with a baseball bat across the back. Knox goes down and Hix and Finisher begin laying the boots to him. Stewart Hix takes the bat from Finisher and begins to lay waste to Knox. After thudding on Knox seven or eight times, he throws the bat aside.

Hix: Knox, you have been ducking me too long! So, for every week that goes by that you do not give me a title shot at the Extreme Belt, so I can bury it and abolish it forever after I defeat you, you will be the target of pain!

Hix spits on the fallen Knox and walks away chuckling with The Finisher.

Dave: Jeez, what is going on tonight! All the action is outside of the ring it seems.

Jeff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

A shot of the DAMN locking room door is seen and some kind of grunting is heard from within.

Dave: Let's go to a commercial.

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The scene opens showing Ricky Nakagawa running across the parking lot. He jumps in a car and pulls off. Pgod runs over to a car, jumps in, and is in hot pursuit.

Jeff: Awwee, look, Nakagawa is playing hard to get.

Dave: (sigh) Let's head to the ring for our next match, which will feature the President of the PCW taking on the Chef.

Hisses, chants, rants, and boos fill the arena as the theme from the hit PBS show "The Frugal Gourmet" plays throughout the arena. The Chef and his lovely valet Bertha Stewart enter the arena and slowly walk down the aisle.

Clay:Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Bertha Stewart, from Paris, France, at a weight of 325 pounds.......THE CHEF. His opponent......."THE FRANCHISE" CHUCK MANSON

The lights go dim and a really, really low budget laser show fills the arena. A figure emerges from the tunnel wearing a white lab coat and black horn-rimmed glasses.

Dave: Wait a minute, that isn't PHD!

The man in the white lab coat charges the ring

Dave: That's "The Franchise" Chuck MansonWhat the hell is going on here?

Manson jumps into the ring and the two men begin to trade punches. Chef has the early advantage on Manson. He whips him into the corner, then charges right into him. Manson goes down in a heartbeat. Chef drops a big leg on him and covers, 1.......2...Manson is able to kick out. Chef whips Manson into the ropes. Manson ducks a clothesline from Chef, then hits him with one of his own. Chef doesn't go down, so Manson picks him up and bodyslams him. Manson, instead of covering, starts to pound on the big man's head. Bertha gets up onto the apron. Manson sees her and goes over there. Bertha cusses him out, then decks him with a left. Chef gets back up and drops another legdro on Manson, then covers, 1.......2....Manson is able to get a shoulder up. Bertha is still on the ring apron. Chef goes to whip Manson, but Manson reverses and whips Chef right into bertha. Bertha goes flying off the apron and into the guardrail. Chef is upset and pissed at the same time. The ref goes out to check on her. Manson hits Chef from behind with a forearm, but it has no effect. Manson tries hitting him some more, but to no effect. Chef grabs Manson and hits him with The Tenderizer. While the ref is checking on Bertha, PHD comes out from the crowd. Chef picks Manson up and hits him with The Filet Mignon. He covers Manson, but the ref is outside with Bertha. PHD enters the ring as Chef gets off of Manson. He turns around and is met with the Vulcan Nerve Pinch by PHD. PHD keeps it on and steers the nearly paralyzed Chef over to the ropes. PHD retains the hold and climbs to the top rope and executes E=MC2. Chef is down. Dorkiman then places Manson on top of Chef and leaves the ring. Bertha is back up on the outside. The ref slides back into the ring. He sees "The Franchise" on top of Chef and counts, 1........2........3!!

WINNER:"The Franchise" Chuck Manson TIME:4:56

Post match, PHD and Manson celebrate in the ring. Then, enter, "The Scholar" Howard Porter. Porter nail Manson from behind, and then PHD and Porter begin laying the boots to Manson. After kicking him a couple of dozen times, the two members of the Think Tank walk off together.

Dave:Chuck Manson helps The Think Tank, then they turn his back on him. What is going on here?

Jeff:Easy, Dorkiman and Porter just outsmarted an idiot.

Dave:(sigh) Why did I even ask?

Jeff:Cause you're an idiot too.

The scene takes place in the Prison Lobby.. Brock Newbludd is seen waiting there

Dave:What the hell is this?

Moments later a automatic door opens up... It's JudasSteele dressed in a pair of tiger stripe combat shorts, with black longjohns underneath.. A long chain hanging down past his knee(A chainwallet).. a pair of airwalk singe sneakers, and a Pantera far beyonddriven '94 tour shirt.. He has on his leather jacket... The WardenWidger has Judas by the elbow, as he leads him over to Brock... Brock grabs Judas by the arm.. But before they can make there exit.. Judasturns around to Warden Widger...

Judas:Hey Warden...

Warden Widger: Yeah Judas?

Judas: I have something to give, sort of a going away present...

Warden Widger: And what is that??

Judas:This....

After Judas had said those words, He kicks Warden Widger in the nuts...Brock begins dragging Judas towards the prison exit... As they get to the doors, Judas turns around and see that Warden Widger is stillclutching his balls.. Coughing up spit in pain..

Judas: That's for the head shot b*tch...

Brock and Judas make out into the parking lot of the Prison.. Judas andBrock make there way to Brocks 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner.. Judas turns to Brock..

Judas:We're driving in that piece of sh*t??

Brock: Shut it b*tch... All you should care about is getting Tiffanyback to me.. So get in..

Brock opens the passenger side door, and throws Judas inside thetruck.. Brock walks over to the driver side door, and opens the door.Brock gets in, and the starts the truck up.. As the truck is backing outof it spot.. The scene fades to a Trojan condoms commercial..

(Commercial:Turmoil is brought to you by Trojan Condoms)

Dave:The ongoing saga between Judas Steele, Brock Newbludd, and PCW reporter Tiffany Jacobs continues.

Jeff:Yeah, it continues, but nobody gives a damn.

Dave:I hear we're gonna get a few words from Scott Naket.

Cal Seaver is standing by with him. Take it away Cal!

The feed goes back to Cal who is standing by with Scott Naket.

Naket: Cal, before you start, I again want toapologize for my actions that I did to youduring that two week period that you were inour hands. Now, could we please do theinterview.

Cal: I don't know Scott, all those Pop Tartsand Prune juice made me dumb, I can't, ohwait, here it is, Scott Naket, is it true youra fag?

Naket looks blankly at Cal Seaver.

Naket: What are you a buffoon or something,what kind of question is that?

Cal: Are you a fag?

Naket grabs Cal's collar. A dark hand touchesNaket's shoulder. Naket turns around and RevBob is standing behind him. He shakes hisfinger at Naket and Naket turns around.

Naket: No Cal, no matter how much you want meto be, I'm not a fag, now, can you ask a realquestion?

Cal: I don't know, I mean...

Rev Bob: Just ask him a bloody question. He can't touch you, but I will.

Cal looks scared. He looks at Naket.

Cal: What are your plans for tonights match?

Naket: Well, I'm gonna do something that Iwanted to do in a long time. That is, I'llprove my power my beating the hell out ofthose two buffoons, Brutus and Beserker, whoseem to think they are gladiators. Guys, faceit, The Roman's time is over, and they lost.They could have won, but the Germanic peoples held them back. Come back to 2000 RomanEmpire, and I don't mean 2000 B.C. Tonight,two of it's members will feel the wrath of Scott Naket. Choke on that you over fed buffoon.

Naket walks away. Rev Bob stares at Cal and walks away.

Dave:Strong words from Scott Naket. I hear Two Ton has just arrived at the site of our Crusierweight title match. We're gonna have an Old Country Buffet match to determine the champion to the title Nick Taylor was forced to vacate. Let's get our cameras out there.

Two Ton speeds into the Old Country Buffet in a large, yet still almost too small for him, golf cart. This way, he can quickly get into position to count pins and check for submissions.

Two Ton rolls around in his little golf cart and rings the dinner bell starting the match. As soon as he rings the bell, Two Ton takes advantage of the free food, not paying all that much attention to the fighting.

Cole and Nakagawa immediately meet up with Sol and Viper, and they start a hardcore 2 on 2 match of their own. Cole and Nakagawa leap up onto the condiment table and deliver simultaneous dropkicks to the members of Excession.

Frisco and LT are working each other over by the salad bar. Then, Pgod bursts through the front doors and starts double teaming LT with Frisco.

Marx: What the hell is Pgod doing there? And why isn't Two Ton kicking his ass outta there?

Dave: Two Ton doesn't seem to care, so it looks like he's in this match. And besides, Pgod goes into any match he wants to, at any time!

Marx: That doesn't mean he won't get his ass kicked anyway.

Dave:Don't get your hopes up Jeff. Pgod is a former Crusierweight champ. He can very easily win this match.

Jeff: DAMN that sucks

Frisco delivers a hard slam to the tiled floor. PGOD PUTS LT IN THE PGOD PRETZEL! LT tries to hang on. Two Ton speeds over to check to see if he taps out. LT still tries to hold on............but can't take it anymore and taps out. LT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Father Corey and Maxx Overkill are over at the cashier register. Overkill delivers a punch to the face, followed by a kick to the gut. Maxx tries to slam Father Corey's head into the cash register, but Corey blocks it. FC reverses it and slams Overkill's head into the register five times in a row. The fans looking through the window outside the restaurant count off the register hits as Corey delivers them. Maxx stumbles for a bit before falling backwards into a cart of dishes. Corey puts one finger on top of the knocked out Overkill, and Two Ton comes over to count. Each time his arm comes down in the count, the building shakes. And it takes seemingly forever for him to lift his massive arm up. .................1..........................2.........................3. MAXX OVERKILL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Kid Wonder has strolled over to the bathroom to check himself out before heading out to battle. He wants to make sure that his hair is no longer SUUUUUURRRGGGGE damaged. The Joker slowly sneaks up on Wonder as he checks himself out. He slides along the floor to keep from showing up in the mirror. When he gets close enough, he knocks KW over with a leg sweep. The Joker pulls off a toilet seat and cracks it over the head of KW a few times. He goes for the cover........but Two Ton is nowhere to be found.

Dave:Joker's got him beat! Where is Two Ton!?!

Jeff:You mean you can't see his fat, lardy ass from here.

Dave:You don't have much room to talk big boy.

Marx's face turns red as the feed goes back to the OCB.

The Joker decides that he's put Kid Wonder out of comission for a while, so he moves out to eliminate some other competitors.

Envy and Nakagawa, and Sol and Viper, are throwing all kinds of food at each other at this point. Two Ton is trying to get in the line of fire to intercept some yummy goodness. Cole and Nakagawa pull a smart manuever by using Two Ton as a screen once he gets in front of them.

Jeff:That ain't right!

Dave:Everything in this match is legal. That includes using the ref as a shield.

Sol and Viper think they've got it figured out, so they quickly move to either side of Two Ton to try and corner Cole and Nakagawa behind him. But when they get there, the other two are nowhere to be found. They turn around at the same time, and are both caught with superkicks. Nakagawa picks up Sol and Cole picks up Viper. They both go up to tables. And both land huge sitdown powerbombs through a pair of tables! Cole and Nakagawa both make the cover. ......1............2.............3! SOL AND VIPER ARE ELIMINATED!

The Joker has caught up with Father Corey and they are fighting over by the meat section. Joker picks up a ham and slaps FC with it. He then grabs a cleaver sticking out of a piece of prime rib and throws it at FC! Corey dodges it JUST in the nick of time. Corey turns tail until he gets to the ice cream section. He gets a scoop of hot fudge and flings it in Joker's eyes. Joker starts swinging and grabbing at whatever he can get since he's blinded. With dumb luck he grabs a plate and clocks FC with it! Joker trips over his own feet, and falls on top of FC! Two Ton counts..............1................. 2.................3. FATHER COREY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Jeff:What a travesty. Please don't tell me Joker is gonna win this thing.

The Joker finally gets his sight back and sees that he's beaten Father Corey. He seems rather pleased with himself. That is, until he turns around and sees Kid Wonder standing right in front of him with a bloddied toilet seat. Kid Wonder breaks the seat over Joker's head! Kid Wonder climbs on top of the soda machine. AND WONDER HITS JOKER WITH SO WONDERFUL! Two Ton comes over to make the count. .........1..........2.........3. THE JOKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Kid Wonder fills up a cup with some Shazbot ORANGE SODA and enjoys as he takes a little break in the action.

Pgod and Frisco are fighting with Envy and Nakagawa in the kitchen now. Envy picks up a pot of scalding hot water and tosses it towards Pgod and Frisco. Frisco is able to grab Nakagawa and put him the way while moving himself! Pgod and Nakagawa are splashed with the extremely hot water. Envy climbs onto a kitchen counter. HE NAILS PGOD WITH THE ENVIOUS! At the same time, FRISCO HITS NAKAGAWA WITH THE F-BOMB! Both go for the cover as Two Ton gets into position. ........1..........2..........3! RICKY NAKAGAWA AND PGOD HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!

Dave:We're down to 3

Jeff:I guess Nakagawa and Pgod can finish their game of tag after they regain conciousness.

Frisco and Cole Envy fight their way back into the dining area where Kid Wonder has been resting. They continue to trade blows. At this time Kid Wonder grabs the butterscotch, and throws it on the ground in front of him. Wonder tries to get Frisco and Envy's attention by whistling at them, and making one finger on each hand more prominent than the other four, and no, I'm not talking about the pinky. Frisco and Envy look at each other, and then both charge KW. They then slip in the butterscotch and can't get up with how slippery it is. Wonder goes back up on the soda machine. AND AGAIN HE HITS BOTH ENVY AND FRISCO WITH THE SO WONDERFUL!!! Wonder goes for the cover! ............1...............2.............................3!!!

Winner and NEW Cruiserweight Champion: Kid Wonder Time:12:51

Jeff:Great strategy by the little man. He would make Nick Taylor proud

After the match, Two Ton hands the title belt over to Wonder. Then, Two Ton's eye wanders over to the last piece of chocolate cake. He gets out of his golf cart and walks slowly over to the dessert area. But Kid Wonder gets there first and devours the cake in celebration.

Jeff:What are you doing!

Dave:I don't think that was a wise decision

Two Ton is pissed off over this development. He grabs KW and Power Slams him to the ground. Two Ton climbs up on top of the Ice Cream dispenser, which is just barely able to hold his weight. And he NAILS KW with the Tons O' Fun!!! Two Ton picks up KW's newly won, and now newly lost, belt, and walks out after taking a few muffins with him for the road.

Dave:Well ladies and gentlemen, Kid Wonder is the new PCW Crusierweight champion. Unfortunately for him, he took the last piece of chocolate cake.......

Jeff:Yeah, now he's about as flat as one. HAHAHAHA!

Dave:You find this amusing, don't you.

Jeff:You can never see enough of Two Ton squashing crusierweights.

Dave:So we're back to square one. Two Ton still has possession of the Crusierweight title. Our next match is a Hell in a Cell, handicap match between Scott Naket and The Gladiators.

Jeff:And remember Dave, it's for his own protection.

(The lights dim. "Somebody's Gotta Feel This" by Kid Rock hits and blue pyro explodes. The lights return and Scott Naket walks out. He walks down to the ring, and slaps hands with some of the fans. He climbs up and enters the ring. He walks to the center and poses while Jeff Jarrett pyro explodes behind him. He stands and waits for his opponent.)

Clay Clayborne: Now making his way to the ring hailing from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada,..........SCOTT NAKET!!!

(Trumpets sound a fanfare as the arena falls into darkness. A spotlight lights the entrance to the tunnel where two masked gladiators are standing. They slowly make their way to the ring as pyros explode around them. The larger gladiator is Brutus the other is Berserker)

Clay Clayborne: And his opponents...From Rome, Italy.....Brutus and Berserker....THE GLADIATORS!!!!

Berserker and Naket got things to a start. Naket quickly stunned Berserker with a series of rapid fire rights that drive Berserker to the corner. Naket sends him into the opposite corner. Naket follows in with a big clothesline. Berserker stumbles out and his head is driven to the mat with a bulldog. cover 1...........2.........NO!!! BRUTUS BREAKS THE PIN!! Naket quickly gets to his feet and blasts Brutus with a big forearm smash and then whips the big man over the top rope. Naket goes to turn his attention back to Berserker but is nailed by a big clothesline. Berserker body slams Naket down hard to the mat and hooks the leg 1.........................2.........NO!! NAKET KICKS OUT!! Berserker drags Naket over to the corner and makes the tag to Brutus. Brutus comes in and drops an elbow to the outstretched leg of the Hott One. Brutus takes Naket to his feet and whips him into the ropes and catches him with a big boot.. Naket drops to the mat like a bag of sand. Brutus locks on a headlock. Naket slowly gets to a knee. He gets to his feet and begins to elbow out of the hold. He gets out and rebounds of the ropes. Brutus goes for a big boot but Naket ducks under. he goes to the other side and blasts Berserker with a punch that sends Berserker to the floor. Brutus charges at Naket with a splash but comes up empty. NAKET COUNTERS INTO THE HOTT DROP!!...cover.........1...............2................3!!!!

Winner: Scott Naket

Dave:Scott Naket gets the victory over two members of The Roman Empire.

Jeff:That's an accomplishment?

Dave:Why don't you get in there with them then!

There is dead air for a few moments.

Dave:We've gotta go to commercial

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Dave:Our next match will pit two PCW newcomers against eachother as Trashcan Man takes on "Genetic Perfection" Johnny Smith.

Jeff:I..........

Dave:Let's not wait one second longer.

Clay Clayborne: Already in the ring at this time......JOHNNY SMITH!!!

(The lights go dim, then take on a flickering reddish cast as "While The City Sleeps" by MC 900 Ft Jesus comes up over the speakers. He carries a lit zippo in one hand, held up high, and a metal trashcan in the other. He walks slowly to the ring, and then flicks the zippo shut and slips it into his pocket. He then will place his trashcan which will normally have a bottle of lighter fluid in it next to the ring steps and then rolls under the bottom rope. He'll then sit in one of the corners, sometimes laughing, sometime twitching, sometimes just staring out into space, depending on his mood.)

Clay Clayborne: And his opponent, Now making his way to the ring, Hailing from parts unknown.......TRASH CAN MAN!!

TCM and Smith locked up in a collar and elbow tie up. Smith got the advantage and brought TCM down with an arm drag. TCM hops up and runs into a dropkick. Smith locks on a chinlock. After a few minutes TCM works his way to his feet. He runs Smith back into the corner. TCM turns and works Smith over with a series of Knife-edge chops. TCM whips smith across the ring into the corner. TCM charges forward for a clothesline but Smith charges forward and takes TCM down with one of his own. He begins to stomp away at TCM. He drops an elbow on TCM and covers.1.............2..........NO!! Smith scoop slams TCM on the canvas. Smith goes off the ropes and goes for a knee drop but TCM rolls out of harms way. TCM and Smith get to their feet at the same time and begin exchanging rights. TCM starts delivering them rapidly. He then kicks Smith in the gut and piledrives him to the mat. Cover..1...........2.........NO!! kickout!! TCM whips Smith into the ropes and locks him into a sleeper. Smith drops down to a knee........now they are down to the mat. The ref checks Smith's arm...It drops once..............twice...........Thre.....NO! He keeps it raised. Smith begins making his way to his feet. He side suplexes TCM down hard. Both men are out on the mat. They get to their feet at the same time. TCM takes a wild swing at Smith. Smith ducks and delivers a hangman's neck breaker. He hooks the leg..1..............2........THR.......NO!!! TCM kicks out. Smith takes TCM to his feet and throws him out to the floor in a frustrated rage. Smith follows out and begins to work TCM over with a series of right hands. He whips TCM across the into the guardrail...the ref is counting...........1..................2............3.....4... Smith gorilla presses TCM into the air and drops him throat first onto the guardrail.....5..........6.......Smith slides in and breaks the count. He comes right back out and grabs a chair from ring side. He goes to take TCM's head off but TCM ducks and kicks Smith to the gut. The ref has restarted his count......1..............2..........3.TCM whips Smith into the steel post. TCM grabs Smith head and smashes it off the ring post. ......4...........5............6..TCM body Slams Smith onto the floor. TCM gets on the ring steps and leaps of with an elbow drop to the throat of Smith.......7..........8....TCM whips Smith back into the ring. TCM gets in and mounts Smith and begins to pound him with a series of punches. He then starts to choke Smith. The ref warns TCM but he ignores the ref...1............2............3.......4...TCM breaks the choke.....But then locks it back on.........1..........2.............3..........4....TCM releases. He brings Smith to his feet and whips him into the ropes. TCM goes for a clothesline but Smith counters with a back body slide...1.......2.....NO!! TCM leaps up and decks Smith with a hard right hand. TCM goes for a quick pin 1..........NO!! TCM whips Smith into the corner. TCM charges in for a big splash but Smith moves, TCM rings his head off the post. Smith rolls TCM up into a school boy.1..............2...............3!!!

Winner: "Genetic Perfection" Johnny Smith

Dave:Smith pulls out a lucky victory over Trashcan Man.

Jeff:Luck has nothing to do with it. If you can beat your opponent like that then you definitely have something going for you.

Dave:He's got something going for him and it's called luck. And he'll need all the luck he can get when he faces Howard Porter on Friday. Speaking of Porter, him and Novak are up next.

("Bad Religion" by Godsmack hits and after seven blaring base chords, yellow pyros go off on both sides of the entryway. Novak appears holding "Bob" and pumps "Bob" up and down in the air, much to the fan's delight. Then, he runs to the ring, slides in and jumps to his feet, still holding "Bob" above his head.)

Clay Clayborne:Making his way to the ring, from Peoria, Illinois, at a weight of 253 pounds.......ED NOVAK

("Canon in D" by Johann Pachelbel graces the speakers as golds pyros begin to shoot off at the entrance. Up on the jumbotron a picture of a pulsating brain is flashed and "The Scholar" is slowly scrawled across it in gold cursive. "The Scholar" Howard Porter walks out from the back accompanied by The Dean. He snootily turns his head away from the crowd and he and The Dean walk down to the ring.)

Clay Clayborne:His opponent, being accompanied to the ring by The Dean, from Scottsdale, Arizona, at a weight of 235 pounds......."THE SCHOLAR" HOWARD PORTER

Novak tries to start things quickly, and his straightforward fashion, by going to trade punches right out of the corner. However, Porter will have none of that. He sidesteps the charge of Novak. Novak comes again at a full rush, once again, Porter shows his ring savvy by moving out of the way, making a little matador motion. Novak, still wanting to go for the hard-hitting beginning goes full rush again. Porter is already moving over as Novak stops in the center of the ring, grabs Porter and fires him off the ropes. Novak comes off the other side and hits a flying lariat. Novak gets up and brings Porter to his feet. Novak lifts Porter off the ground and lands a hard suplex. With Porter lying flat on the mat, Novak goes up top to try for a flying elbow. Porter has the presence of mind to get out of the way, as Novak hits the canvas. Porter brushes himself off and takes advantage of the dazed Novak by coming off the ropes and hitting him with a bulldog. Porter goes for a pin. .......1.......2.......Novak kicks out. Porter gets back up and works on Novak with an arm bar. With great quickness, Porter spins around Novak and picks him to land an atomic drop. Porter hooks the leg on the cover this time, as Buzz Meacham gets into position. .......1......2......Novak BARELY gets the shoulder up before the 3 count. Porter begins berating Buzz for not counting quicker. Porter picks Novak up and clamps him in a Bear Hug, showing an unusual burst of power from Porter. Meacham comes over to check if Novak is out. Novak's arm is lifted once, it drops......lifted a second time, it drops.........a third time.......Novak gets his arm to stay up as it's almost on the way down. He hits Porter a couple times on the back to get him to break the hold before landing a face buster. Novak whips Porter into the corner, but Porter reverses it. Buzz Meacham gets in the way of Novak, and is crushed behind him in the corner. Meacham is down. As this is happening, Novak comes firing out of the corner, and is landing the repeated blows he wanted earlier in the match. Then, from the back comes Scott Naket. He comes through the ropes and clocks Novak from behind with a 2-Liter bottle of 7-Up! Naket runs to the back afterwards, satisfied with the job he's done. Porter gets up to see Novak laid out. PORTER LOCKS ON THE STROKE OF GENIUS! Novak isn't conscious enough to tap out, but it's obvious he's in pain. Then out of the crowd comes a man wearing a mask, a t-shirt and a pair of black jeans. The masked man pulls out a cattle prod and starts clubbing him with it and giving him jolts. The Masked Man runs out of the building just before Buzz Meacham wakes up. Novak gets back up slowly, and then sees Porter laying flat on the ground. NOVAK GOES UP TOP AND LANDS THE BRINK OF INSANITY!!! Novak goes for the cover, as Meacham slowly drags himself over to make the count. .............1..............2......................3!

Winner: Ed Novak Time: 6:55

Jeff:Goody, another masked man decides to come to PCW. Where do we find all these "enigmas" at?

Dave:Well, whoever he was, he cost Howard Porter this matchup. We can take our guesses, but we won't know until he reveals himself.

Jeff:And whoever started that craze with hitting people with bottles of soda should get the sh*t kicked out of him.

Dave:I believe he already has.

Jeff Marx gives Kern a confused look. Kano is already in the ring for the next match.

Dave:I believe it's time for our next matchup and the debut of Jon Kano. He will be taking on the Dr. Pepper lover himself, Prophesy.

Clay Clayborne: Already in the ring at this time...........JON KANO!!!

(The arena goes dark and the music from the Madden 2001 commercial (yes, I do believe he serious) and the lights flash red and green. When he emerges red and green fireworks go off and then he makes his way to the ring.)

Clay Clayborne: And his opponent now making his way to the ring hailing from Parts unknown.....Prophesy.

Kano met Prophesy on his way to the ring. Kano began mauling Prophesy on the ramp way. Body slamming Proph down and then working him over with a series of stomps. Kano then mounted Proph and began smashing his skull off the ramp. The ref tried to regain order. Kano brought Proph to his feet and suplexed him onto the ramp. Prophesy rolled down to ringside. Kano brought Prophesy to his feet and whipped him into the steps. Kano whipped Prophesy into the ring. Kano entered and nailed Proph who was getting to his feet with a clothesline from hell. Kano. Dropped an elbow on Proph. He brings prophesy to his feet and whips him into the corner. Kano charges in and delivers a clothesline. He then works Proph over with a series of knife-edge chops. Kano hoists prophesy up and delivers the KANOPLEX.1...........2.........3!!!!

WINNER:Jon Kano

Dave:An impressive showing by the newcomer, Jon Kano. he looks like he could make some noise up in the ranks of PCW.

Jeff:If you call beating Prophesy an accomplishment, then PCW must be loaded with "accomplishments".

Dave:That made absolutely no sense Jeff. But Jeff, since you're such an expert on accomplishments, tell me if this would count as one.

The camera switches back to the DAMN locker room where one Doug Troy is still trapped in there with one Dolores Marx. Loud noises continue to come from in there as a few PCW employees just stare at the room.

Jeff:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dave:God, what are they doing in there? We'll leave you with that lasting image as we go to commercial.

The camera focuses in on the DAMN locker room as Turmoil goes to commercial.

(Tuesday Turmoil is brought to you by Advil and Legion Lubricant)

Security surrounds the two announcers as we come back from break. It appears that Dave Kern's lip is busted open and his nose could be broken.

Dave:Due to the actions of a jealous man, security will remain here for the remainder of the evening.

Jeff:Shutup Kern!

Dave:Our next match features one of Jeff's beloved masked men as The Druid takes on HAC.

Clay Clayborne: In the ring at this time...Hailing from parts unknown....THE DRUID!!

(The lights go out, and a woman's voice is heard saying "Thou Shall Be Written, Thou Shall Be Done" over and over. Then a big pyro explosion hits and "I Disappear" by Metallica goes thru the speakers as out from the back comes the Homicidal One with Singapore cane in hand and Lizzy Borden by his side. As they both walk to the ring HAC lifts Lizzy to the ring apron and hands her the cane. And as HAC stands in front of Lizzy he lifts his arms in the air, and Lizzy lifts the cane in the air. As pyro in the ring explodes.)

The two men get off to a quick start trading blows back and forth with Cay getting the better of it. Cay works the Druid back into a corner. He whips him into the opposite corner and nails with a splash. He lets Druid stumble out and fall flat to the mat. Cay follows with an elbow drop to the back of Druid's head. Cay covers 1..........2.....NO!! Cay stomps the Druid and lifts him to his feet. Cay is holding the Druid up taunting the crowd when suddenly the Druid delivers a jawbreaker to HAC. The Druid pounces on Cay and pounds him with a series of lefts and rights. Druid brings Cay to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Druid takes Cay down with a hard powerslam...cover.....1...........2....NO!! CAY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! Druid brings Cay to his feet and locks in a choke hold. he lifts Cay up for a chokeslam but Lizzy comes in from behind and smacks Druid over the back with the cane. Druid shakes it off and Grabs Lizzy by the throat. Cay charges toward Druid to stop this but he is caught by the throat. DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!! Lizzy roles out of the ring onto the floor. Druid hooks the leg.....1.............2.......thre....NO!!!! Last minute kick out by Cay. Druid goes to whip Cay into the corner but Cay reverses and locks Druid into a belly to belly and nails it. Cay gets to his feet he locks Druid into a front face lock. He drops straight down onto the mat. Druid's face bounces of the canvas. Cay ascends to the second turnbuckle and drops down with a leg drop. 1...............2......NO!!! Cay is frustrated. he pounds Druid with a few rights then sits the Druid upright. Cay runs of the ropes and knees Druid to the back of the head. Cay whips Druid into the ropes and nails the HOMICIDAL SPEAR!!!! Cay hoists Druid up to his feet quickly Cay goes for the HOMICIDAL PLUNGE!! but Druid spins out he kicks Cay in the gut and nails a HUGE POWERBOMB ON CAY!!!!!1...........2.............NO!! Lizzy breaks the cover. The ref is telling her to get out of the ring. Cay is back to his feet He has the cane. He swipes it at the Druid. Druid ducks and chokeslams Cay to the mat. 1...................2................3!!!

Winner:The Druid

Dave:Lizzy tried her best to help out HAC but it wasn't enough. The Druid picks up the huge win over one of the top contenders to the Extreme title.

Jeff:An Extreme title that the great NUO member, Stewart Hix, will have soon enough.

Dave:From what we've seen tonight, that's a possibility.

The scene opens up at Judas house.. The 1969 plymouth roadrunner pullsup to Judas drive way.. Brock gets out of the truck, and walks over tothe passenger side.. Brock opens the door, and rips Judas out of thetruck... Judas falls to the ground..

Jeff:I guess they've arrived

Instead of Brock helping Judas backto his feet, Brock kneels down and punches him in the face.. The punch cuts Judas lip... Judas licks the blood off his lip.. As Brock grabs Judas up off the ground.. they make their way through the lawn, inchfurther up to the front door.. Brock throws Judas against the frontdoor... Judas opens the door, and they make there way through thedoor...

Judas: Honey, I'm home....

Brock slams the door behind them.. Brock then grabs Judas, and throwshim up against the door..

Brock: Where the f*ck is she assh*le?!?!?

Judas: Chill out... She down in the basement..

Brock lets go of Judas.. Judas and Brock start to make there waytowards the entrance of the Basement.. Judas opens the door, and theybegin walk down the stairs... Brock and Judas make there way to thebottom of the stairs.. We see Tiffany inside the bird cage.. She islaying in a fetal position.. Her hands or tied behind her back, and a gag around her mouth... Brock turns around to Judas...

Brock: You Bastard...

Brock at this time nails Judas in the mouth.. As Judas falls, Brock makes his way over to the cage... Brock begins shaking the cage..Tiffany wakes up, and starts shaking, and a mutter whined behind the gag.. Brock see that there is a pad lock on the door.. Brock looks overat Judas..

Brock: Wheres the damn key Judas???

Judas: It's on the damn bar...

Brock walks over to the bar and grabs the key off the counter.. Brock walks back over to the cage.. Brock opens the door up, and embraceTiffany Jacobs..

Brock: Oh baby, are you ok???

Tiffany:Hmmm

Just as Brock is about to untie Tiffany, Judas nails Brock over thehead with a Jack Danials bottle.. Brock falls to the ground.. Judas grabs Tiffany by the elbow, and begins dragging her towards the stairs..As Judas and Tiffany make it up the stairs, we can see Brock.. Still unconscious of the Bottle shot... The scene fades out.

Dave:That bastard! Just when Brock was gonna get her back, Judas takes her away again. When will it end?

Jeff:Soon I hope. It's starting to, (he yawns), put me to sleep.

Dave:Real funny! (sigh) Why couldn't he kidnap you instead? It's time for the debut of Jason Wulf. Let's go to the ring.

(The lights slowly dim in the arena. Quietly "Mr. Crowly" from Ozzy starts as Wulf come out to the glow of a red light. Vanessa comes out first creeping out looking nervously from side to side carrying a large chain. Flames start to rise at the edge of the stage as she pulls on the chain and Wulf begins to come out as the music gets louder. He steps out from behind the curtain walking tall and stopping under the video screen slowly glaring and peering into the crowd. The music holds on a low note as Vanessa pulls the trench coat down and off his shoulders and as she goes for the collar, wolves are heard howling through the arena. As she reaches for Wulf's collar he grins viciously and bares his fangs. As soon as the collar comes off, flames shoot straight up and the music changes with an explosive charge to an instrumental version of "Break Stuff" from Limp Bizkit. Vanessa jumps back and moves behind Wulf as he does a Goldberg like jump slashing his arms through the air then pushing them up in the air veins popping out as he flexes. The music makes him go nuts and he spins around fangin for everyone, then bolts to the ring.)

Clay Clayborne: In the ring, from San Jose California, at weighing in at 275lbs, escorted by Vanessa and making his PCW Debut.......JASON WULF!

The arena goes quiet as the lights go out. A lone red light shines on the curtain just as "Bled For Days" by Static X begins to play. A red mist begins to pour out from behind the curtain and Johnny V comes out, where he walks down to the ring and pyros go off at an angle, forming a V.

Clay Clayborne: His opponent, from Norwich Connecticut, at weighing in at 268lbs, also making his PCW Debut.......JONNY V!

JV and Wulf face each other in the middle of the ring. Wulf's eyes glow red under the floodlights. As the referee calls for the bell, Wulf startles JV by baring his fangs, causing JV to stumble backwards. Before he can correct his balance, Wulf advances on him and grabs his arm and whips him to the ropes, bringing him down with a hard Slasher Clothesline on his way back. Wulf wastes no time in jumping on JV and slams his head repeatedly to the mat. Referee Speedy Riggs demands that Wulf cease the attack, and breaks it by pulling him off JV. Wulf walks around the ring to the cheers of the crowd as the referee checks on JV, who is shaken but not stirred. JV gets unsteadily to his feet and the referee steps back, allowing the two men to go at it again. JV lunges at Wulf, but Wulf ducks behind JV and locks him in a sleeper, but only holds him for a second before stretching his arms out and slamming JV hard to the mat on the back of his head. Wulf picks up JD and whips him to the corner. JV sags in the corner, so Wulf puts him up on the top rope. JV throws a few weak punches to try to fend off Wulf, but Wulf stops it by poking JV in the eyes. Wulf steps up to the second rope and picks up JV, holding over his shoulder. Wulf carefully steps up to the top rope, then hoists JV above his head. WULF DELIVERS FANGIN' AND BANGIN' FROM THE TOP ROPE! Wulf covers the unconscious JV, and the referee counts.123!

Winner: Jason Wulf TIME:3:21

Dave:Another PCW newcomer makes an impressive debut. Jason Wulf defeats "The Real Athlete" Johnny V in convincing fashion.

Jeff:Johnny calls himself an athlete but is not REALLY an athlete.

Dave:You have to be an athlete in order to make it here in PCW.

Jeff:Well, it doesn't really look like he's making it to far Dave.

Dave: (sigh) Our Tampex main event is up next, but not after this break.

(Commercial:PCW Turmoil is brought to you by Tampex)

Dave:It is now time for the match we've all been waiting for. This could be, possible, the greatest World title match in history. Two monsters will be squaring off in our Tampex main event as Two Ton challenges Meanstreak for the Heavyweight title.

Jeff:If Friday was any indication of what will happen tonight, we could have a new champion in just a few minutes.

Dave:This one will be a classic.

Clay Clayborne: Making his way to the ring, from Baltimore Maryland, at 6 feet 4 inches tall and so heavy that he confounds weight scales worldwide, the challenger for the PCW Heavyweight Title.......TWO TON!

Lights flash red and green as "Weird Al" Yankovich's song "I'm Fat" plays over the PA. The floor begins to rumble as Two Ton jogs through the halls of the arena. The rumble grows louder, with dust and pebbles cracking and falling from the walls and ceilings. As he makes his way to the ring, cracks spread below his feet, until he enters the ring, which creaks and bends under his weight.

Clay Clayborne: His opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 318 pounds, he is the PCW Heavyweight Champion.......MEANSTREAK!

The lights turn down as "Supernova Goes Pop" by Powerman 5000 plays. The lights begin to strobe as the instruments join together. As soon as the lyrics begin, Meanstreak appears at the entrance way, hands on hips, with a look of rage on his face. He comes down to the ring and rolls inside, narrowly missing pyros that explode all around the ring. He rolls forward and throws his arms in the air, while still on his knees.

Two Ton waddles to the middle of the ring, his sweatsuit top wedgied between his breasts, leaving only the letters T and N visible on its front. Two Ton raises his fists out in front of him, and beckons to Meanstreak to come get some. Meanstreak obliges, and the two stand within arms reach, ready to start boxing. Referee Speedy Riggs calls for the bell, and Meanstreak reacts immediately by slamming a huge right hand into Two Ton's gut, with the only reaction being a large ripple of flesh that that releases a few more letters on his sweatsuit top label  it now reads "TW ON". Two Ton grins at Meanstreak and invites him to try again. Meanstreak obliges, and works himself up with a roar, then lands an awesome right into Two Ton's gut, sending a huge ripple around the mans body that frees up the rest of the sweatsuit top, which now reads the full "TWO TON". Two Ton laughs the blow off as if it were nothing, and claims the right of next punch. Meanstreak glares at Two Ton, shakes his head sideways to psyche himself up then braces himself for the impact, signalling agreement. Two Ton inhales deeply, then spins 360 degrees and lands a smashing roundhouse right on Meanstreak's jaw, sending the Heavyweight Champ back a few steps. Meanstreak shakes his head violently, looks up at the grinning Two Ton, then breaks off all sportsman-like contact by launching himself against the ropes and tackling Two Ton with a spear. Two Ton staggers back from the force of the move, and Meanstreak gets back to his feet and immediately follows up with several hard lefts and rights to Two Ton's face, busting him wide open before the referee breaks it up. Referee Speedy Riggs tells Meanstreak to back off while he checks on Two Ton's bleeding eyebrow and forehead, and then orders the match to continue. Meanstreak charges Two Ton again, but is stopped short this time by a double ear ringer from Two Ton, who immediately lurches forward and locks Meanstreak into a Bear Hug. Two Ton cinches in the hold and leans back, lifting Meanstreak off his feet. Two Ton squeezes tighter, forcing more air out of Meanstreak's lungs. Meanstreak fights for breath and to break the hold, but is unable to break the hold. Meanstreak starts to fade. Referee Speedy Riggs asks Meanstreak if he wants to quit. This alone revives Meanstreak enough to resume fighting the hold. A minute passes of struggle and counter struggle before and Meanstreak finally breaks it with a huge headbutt to the forehead of Two Ton, who again starts bleeding from the force of the impact. Two Ton releases the hold, dropping Meanstreak to the floor. Meanstreak takes a few breaths then starts to rise. As this happens, Two Ton reaches behind him into the hood of his sweatsuit top and takes out a pair of sunglasses. As he puts them on, the ring is illuminated by high-powered floodlights. Meanstreak immediately hisses and covers his eyes, leaving himself open for attack. Two Ton lurches towards Meanstreak, and hits him with a belly-tackle, winding Meanstreak and sending him staggering back toward the ropes. The lights return to normal, and Two Ton removes the sunglasses and places them back inside his sweatsuit hood and then follows up with another belly splash, backing Meanstreak against the ropes. Two Ton leans on Meanstreak, crushing the air out of him again, this time between his gut and the ropes. Referee Speedy Riggs lays a five count on Two Ton, demanding that he release Meanstreak from the ropes.1234..THE TOP ROPE BREAKS and both men fall over and out of the ring, Two Ton somehow missing landing on top of Meanstreak by only a few inches. Suddenly the lights go out this time, and after 30 seconds come back on. Referee Speedy Riggs is down and out in the corner of the ring, and Preacher is seen beating down on the prone Two Ton. Two Ton struggles to his feet as Preacher pounds on his head and face, further opening up the bleeding wound on his forehead. As Meanstreak rises to his feet, Preacher takes hold around Two Ton's throat and tries unsuccessfully to lift Two Ton. Preacher beckons Meanstreak to help him. Preacher and Meanstreak lift Two Ton up and drop him on the concrete floor in a choke slam!

Jeff:HOLY SH*T!

Preacher walks away from the carnage and up the ramp, but before reaching the top turns and nods almost imperceptibly at Meanstreak, before turning again and heading back through the curtain. Meanstreak looks down at Two Ton, then up at the fallen referee. Meanstreak climbs back up into the ring, and single handedly picks up the referee and roughly shakes him, however the referee remains unconscious. Meanstreak drops him in a heap and kicks him in the ribs once for good measure. Meanstreak shrugs, yanks the PCW Heavyweight Title Belt from the timekeeper's hands and starts heading for the back. Two Ton starts to rise. Meanstreak sees him, drops the title belt and heads back towards Two Ton. Meanstreak and the groggy Two Ton brawl back to ringside, and back into the ring. The two trade punches, with Two Ton's head wound opening up further. Two Ton goes on the offensive, this time backing Meanstreak up. Meanstreaks' foot catches Referee Speedy Riggs and he stumbles backward into the corner, and is immediately hit by THE PANCAKER from the opportunistic Two Ton. Meanstreak staggers forward and falls over, clutching his ribs and gasping for breath. Two Ton climbs out to the ring apron and starts climbing up to the top rope to set up for the Tons 'o Fun splash, but is brought undone by the loose top rope and steps back down to the second rope to line up his move. As Two Ton struggles to find his balance, Meanstreak lunges to his feet and falls into the corner, headbutting Two Ton in the groin area. Two Ton staggers around and looks to be about to fall forward, but Meanstreak reaches up and uses his momentum to takes Two Ton down head first in AT DEATH'S DOOR! Meanstreak collapses next to Two Ton after briefly carrying the heavy load. Seconds pass, and Referee Speedy Riggs is first to his feet. Speedy Riggs sees both men down and starts a slow ten count1.2..3..4.5..6. Meanstreak gets to his knees. Two Ton somehow rolls over, revealing a face covered in blood. Referee Speedy Riggs takes one look at Two Ton's face and vacant eyes, and calls for the bell just as Meanstreak gets back to his feet and falls back into the turnbuckle!

WINNER by Referee Decision: Meanstreak TIME:18:28

Dave:Oh my god, we expected an outstanding match and we got just that. Meanstreak, from sheer force and determination, retains his title over the large Two Ton.

Jeff:But what's the relationship between Meanstreak and The Preacher?

Dave:I have no clue Jeff. But Meanstreak will live as champ another day. But you've gotta tip your cap to Two Ton. He gave everything he had, but it just wasn't enough.

Jeff:These guys will meet again sometime down the road. Who knows, maybe at Allainces we'll see them meet again.

Dave:That'll do it for us tonight. For Jeff Marx, I'm Dave Kern, we'll see you Friday night. We'll leave you tonight with this lasting image.

Jeff Marx gets a scared look on his face. The feed switches to the DAMN locker room where we see the door open and Dolores Marx walk out with a smile on her face. The camera move in to get a glimpse of Doug Troy as we hear Jeff Marx scream in the background.

Jeff:NOOOOOOOOOO!