Tuesday Turmoil Results for December 12, 2000
Live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, CA
The show opens to showing rapid fire replays of what took place at Judas Steele's funeral. First it shows the Judas Steele appearing on the TV monitor at the funeral, the shows Stephen Blood finding the first tag team title belt, then Newblood finding the second belt inside Judas Steele's empty coffin. Finally, the scene shows Preacher falling into an open grave, then having tons of dirt poured down upon him by a Genetic Perfection controlled bulldozer. The camera settles on the grave, where Preacher's hand thrusts from the soft earth with the World Title in hand. Genetic Perfection Johnny Smith then goes over and rips the belt from the Preacher's hand, as the albino holy man's hand sunk slowly below the dirt as the scene fades to black.
The usual opening sequence of a flaming, ruined city is shown. Wrestler's shown are Kid Wonder, Chuck Manson, Alan Kriegman and the three know members of FTW.
The scene shifts to the inside of Staples Center in Los Angeles, California where pyros shoot up from the ringposts and entryway. The camera shoots around the arena showing nothing but HOT looking LA girls in the crowd.
Dave Kern: Hello everyone and welcome to PCW Tuesday Turmoil! I am Dave Kern and along side me as always
Dave's words are cut short by an angry Jon Kano. The scene shifts to the entryway, where Kano is standing with a microphone in his hand.
Kano: Hey Kern! If you don't want to end up like Jeff Marx did a couple of weeks ago, shut up. I can't wait to kick some hillybilly ass, so Bang Davenport, get your grit sucking ass out here. Now hit my music!
"Come and Get Me" by Jay-Z. As he comes through the entrance way a huge explosion of pyros, lights, and fire come from the stage as Kano finally makes his way towards the ring.
Clay Clayborne: Now making his way to the ring, he hails from Las Vegas, Nevada.....JON KANO!!!
A huge pyros shoot from the entrance as "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" hits the PA system." One bright spot lights the thick smoke until it clears revealing Bang Davenport. He bounds over the top rope when he enters the ring, when his feet touch roman candle pyro's erupt from all four ring posts.
Clay Clayborne: And his opponent, he hails from Coldwater, Mississippi...BANG DAVENPORT
The referee calls for the bell. Bang and Kano lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Kano sends Bang into the ropes. Kano knocks Bang to the mat with a big boot. Kano tries to follow up with a leg drop but Bang rolls out of the way. Bang springs to his feet and drops an elbow on Kano. Bang pulls Kano to his feet and scoops slams Kano to the mat. Bang locks in a chin lock onto Kano driving his knee into Kano's back. Bang releases the hold and pulls Kano to his feet. Bang goes for a suplex but Kano blocks it. Bang tries again and Kano blocks it again then delivers a suplex of his own. Both men are out for a few moments. Both men reach their feet at the same time. Bang goes for a right hand but Kano blocks it and nails Bang with a right hand of his own. Bang strikes back. The two men then begin trading blows without relent. Kano then starts to take advantage by delivering one right after another before Bang can retaliate. Kano scoops Bang onto his shoulder and delivers a running powerslam. Kano hooks the leg..........1.............2....Kickout by Bang. Kano pulls Bang up and sends him crashing into the corner. Kano goes to follow in with a splash but Kano crashes into and empty corner. Bang locks Kano from behind and delivers a belly to back suplex into a bridge..1..........2....Kano kicks out. Bang pulls Kano up and sends him into the ropes, Bang goes for a clothesline but Kano ducks under. Kano returns back with a diving shoulder block. Kano stomps away at Bang. He then pulls Bang up to his feet and goes for a belly to back suplex. Kano hoists Bang into the air but Kano flips out over Kano's back. Kano turns to attack Bang but is caught right in the chin with the BANG THANG!!!! Kano goes down while Bang makes the cover..12.3..Kano kicks out! Too late! Speedy Riggs calls for the bell!
Winner: Bang Davenport Time: 3:18
Jeff: Kano rocks!
Dave: Does he ever!
Steven: I find Precious Peter Love rocks my world
Jeff: Good grief man, get a grip of yourself!
Dave: Steven, stop that! He didn't mean it literally!
(some rap music begins playing in the background over the PA system.)
Dave: Ok, we are just five short days away from PCW Decimationwait a minute, I am being told we have a black limo pulling into the back of the arena.
The camera shifts to the back where a stereotypical black limo is pulling up to the back of the arena. The limo comes to a halt and sits there for a moment.
Jeff: Who do you think is in that limo?
Dave: Dunno? I am being told the our intern is standing by in the back with PCW newcomer Jason Carr. Let's head to the back.
Jeff: Embarrassing when you can't remember that puss factory of an intern's name on live TV, isn't it?
Dave: (Quickly) Yes. Let's head to the back.
Intern Kid: "Hi guys, I'm here with rookie and all around jobber, Jason Carr. Now Jason, why have you requested this time? You have less talent than a fifteen year-old prostitute."
Jeff: I see my cutting edge interview style is rubbing off on our young protégé.
Dave: A minute ago you were calling him a puss factory.
Carr: "Well, I'm working on the jobber-thing, but I'm really here to talk about Vegita..."
Intern Kid: "Jeez, you're sweating like a pig! You look as
nervous as a Boy Scout buying porn."
Jeff: I taught him that one too.
Carr: "Well, this is the interview I've ever done--"
Intern Kid: "And you're really ruining it for the folks at home. You have about twenty seconds left."
Carr: "Really? Well, um, here goes. Vegita will soon fall to the only common man in PCW. Your defeat will lay the groundwork for the come-back of human wrestlers. And once you're down for the one, two, three, it'll send a message out to all the other paranormal superstars here in PCW. The message is this: I am here to stay, but all supernatural wrestlers in this fed aren't. So turn out the lights . . . it's time to get StarStruck! And further more I...damn, what's the word..."
Intern Kid: "Back to the folks at Friday Fusion..."
Jason Carr: "Hey, I'm not done ye--"
Jeff: Jesus, pull the plug on him already!
Dave: Well said, Jeff. We have to head to the ring, where Thug Life has already made their way to the ring. We have been informed that the winner of this match, will face the winner of the Hix/Keeton vs Pariah/Vegita match on Friday in a #1 Contender's match for the tag team belts. Friday's winner would go on to face the Blood Brothers at Decimation for the tag belts this Sunday night from the MCI Center in Washington DC.
Clay Clayborne: In the ring at this time...John "Monster" Bryant and John "Lil Gotti" Harmon.....they are THUG LIFE!!!!
Somebody's Gotta Feel This by Kid Rock blares throughout the arena. Kris "USA" Kanton and Scott Naket make their way out to the ring.
Clay Clayborne: And their opponents....SCOTT NAKET AND KRIS KANTON...SHS!!!!!
Kanton and Harmon start the match off. Kanton whips Harmon into the ropes and takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold. Kanton gets up and goes for an elbow drop but misses. Harmon gets to his feet and quickly drops a leg to the back of Kanton's head. Harmon pulls Kanton to his feet and whips him into Thug Life's corner. Harmon turns and draws Naket into the ring as John Bryant chokes Kanton in the corner. Harmon runs and nails Kanton with a big knee lift. Harmon tags Bryant in. Bryant comes in and lands a series of stinging chop to the chest of Kanton. Bryant takes Kanton over with a side headlock takedown and drops a well placed knee square to the forehead of Kanton. Bryant sends Kanton into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Kanton ducks under and returns with a clothesline of his own that knocks Bryant to the mat. Kanton falls to the mat exhausted. Kanton crawls his way to his corner as well does Bryant to his own. Bryant makes the tag to Harmon and Lil Gotti rushes in...Kanton makes the tag to Naket. Naket runs in like a house of fire and knocks Harmon to the mat with a big right hand. Bryant gets to his feet and goes after Naket only to be met and turned away with a Naket dropkick. Bryant rolls out of the ring for cover. Naket turns his attention back to a charging Harmon. Naket delivers an atomic drop to Harmon. Harmon clutches at his back and dances about gaily in pain. Naket charges and sends him to the mat in pain with a huge clothesline. Naket goes back to his corner and tags in Kris Kanton. Kanton comes in and he and Naket send Harmon into the ropes when from behind John Bryant bulldogs Naket to the mat. Kanton goes for a clothesline but misses. Harmon turns and ddt's Kanton to the mat...Harmon hooks the leg.......1........2........3!!!!THUG LIFE UPSETS SHS!!!
Winner Thug life Time: 4:18
Dave: So Thug Life scores an upset over the likes of Naket and Kanton!
Jeff: That was a lose/lose situation for the fans at home. We either would have to suffer through a load of boring Rev Bob promos from Naket and Kanton had they won, or brush up on Ebonics 101 so we can decipher what Thug Life is talks about when they are on the stick.
Steven: Ooooh, you said "on the stick."
Dave: I remember when you used to actually have meaningful commentary to add to our broadcasts, Steven.
Jeff: You do?
Dave: No. No I don't, I was just being witty.
Jeff: Don't quit your day job.
Dave: We are going to head to a commercial.
(Commercial: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! PCW Decimation, live and only on Pay-Per-View. Call your cable company today!)
The scene fades in to show the black limo, which is still parked outside the arena.
Dave: Welcome back ladies and gentleman. What you are looking at is the black limo that pulled up outside earlier this evening. We have had our own Pimply Faced Intern Kid monitoring the limo and he has reported the no one has exited the vehic
Dave's words trail off as the door to the limo pops open.
Dave: Wait a minute!
From the limo emerges Genetic Perfection Johnny Smith, with the PCW World Title belt strapped around his waist to a mild pop from the crowd watching on the Jumbotron inside the arena.
Dave: He's not the champ!
Jeff: Possession is 9/10's of the law!
Genetic Perfection pushes his way past the camera and into the building. As he is about to enter, the camera focuses in on a homeless man holding up a sign which reads "Will job for food."
Jeff: Look, it's the Preacher begging for food!
Dave: That's not the Preacher! Let's head to the ring.
Announcer: The following match is one fall, with no time limit. Already in the ring, standing 6'1" and weighing in at 220 pounds, "Superstar" Jason Carr!
JC climbs the turnbuckle and holds up one fist, mugging for the crowd.
Announcer: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Dominic Demedegi, from Chicago, Illinois, standing 6'5" and weighing 260 lbs, Franky the Mook!
"Ain't that a kick in the head" by Dean Martin blasts over the house speakers as Franky the Mook steps onto the ramp. He slowly makes his way down to ringside, unbuckling his rolex as he walks up the steps. He hands his rolex along with his jacket, shirt and tie to his manager Dominic Demedegi. He turns to face his opponent with an arrogant smile on his face.
As the bell rings, FTM wastes no time and begins to throw rights and lefts at JC's head, sending him staggering back into the ropes. FTM whips JC into the ropes and hits him with a running lariat. FTM starts putting the boots to JC's ribs. He picks JC up, and suplexes him back down. He goes to for the cover 12 and JC kicks out. FTM picks JC up and sends him into the ropes. On the way back, he sends JC crashing face first into the mat with a drop toe hold. He quickly wraps JC's legs up, reaches over and grabs JC's chin and rolls backwards, applying a bow and arrow submission. The ref checks with JC, but JC doesn't submit. FTM releases the hold and gets up, a frustrated look on his face. He picks JC up and whips him into the ropes again and meets him with a mafia kick. He goes for the cover 12 and JC barely kicks out. FTM snarls as he picks JC up and sends him into the ropes. He bends over for the back body drop, but JC leapfrogs it and comes back with a clothesline, knocking FTM down to the mat. He drops an elbow across FTM's chest and covers 12and FTM kicks out. JC whips FTM into the corner, and follows it in with a clothesline. He punches FTM a couple of times, then tries to send him back to the other corner, but FTM reverses the whip and sends JC into the corner instead. FTM charges in, but JC puts up a boot and catches FTM in the face. As FTM staggers back, JC quickly jumps to the top rope and leaps off, catching FTM with a head scissors takeover. He goes for the cover, 12 and FTM kicks out. JC picks FTM up and sends him into the ropes. On the way back, FTM ducks the clothesline, hooks his arms around JC's neck, and applies Sleeps with the Fishes! JC tries to fight is way to the ropes, but FTM shakes him like a terrier shakes a rat. JC drops to one knee, as FTM keeps the hold on. The ref lifts JC's hand, and JC drops it. The ref lifts it again, and it drops again. The ref lifts it a third time and drops it, and it remains limp. The ref calls for the bell as FTM releases the hold.
Winner by submissioin: Franky the Mook! Time: 5:18
Jeff: (yawning) Did Franky the Mook actually just win a match?
Dave: (sounding like a wise guy) Forgeta bout it!
Jeff: Leave the comedy to the professionals. For that matter, leave the announcing to the professionals.
Dave: Let's head to the ring.
(Blue fire lights on the turnbuckles, as the lights dim completely, and a light blue spotlight fades throughout the crowd. Undertakeresque chill hits the arena. Polar rises up in a casing of 'ice', like Gangrel does, to the side of the stage, then the ice shatters, and Polar back flips towards the ramp. He does a few martial arts kicks and punches, and heads to the ring, with his theme music playing)
Clay Clayborne: Making his way to the ring, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, at a weight of 217 pounds.......POLAR "THE Y2K ICEMAN" CHRISTOFFERSEN!!!
Polar gets into the ring, and asks immediately for a microphone. He is handed one, and he paused in the middle of the ring, with a hand on his hip, taking in the enormous boos of the Californian crowd.
Polar: Well, here I am in the great Golden State known as California. What an honor.
The crowd, noting his sarcasm continues to greet "The Y2K Iceman" with tumultous boos.
Polar: I see you can tell that I'm sarcastic. Listen up, though, I have something to say about you. Everyone of you California dreaming fools insults my intelligence, by pretending to be something that you aren't. You are all brainwashed to think that you are so much better than everyone else. If you are so great, why do your Clippers suck so bad?
(The crowd continues to boo)
Polar: But listen up. I am here to save the day! I am here to be the one man, not from America, but from Canada, that you can cheer! I am the real reason all of you should be here tonight, and...
At this point, Polar's spiel can be interrupted by Dan Hollywood's hometown entrance...
Dan Hollywood has apparently heard enough and charges out of the back.
Polar backs to the other side of the ring as Hollywood slides under the bottom rope and charges. The bell rings. Polar takes Hollywood down with an arm drag. Hollywood hops up and runs back at Polar and is taken down with a drop toe hold. Polar moves up and puts a front face lock on Hollywood. Hollywood fights his way to his feet and slams Polar with a northern lights suplex into a bridge.......1.........2...kickout by Polar. Hollywood whips Polar into the ropes. Hollywood goes for another northern lights suplex but Polar blocks it and counters into a hurricane ddt. Polar pulls Hollywood to his feet and body slams him to the mat. Polar runs toward the corner and uses the turnbuckles like a stepping stool then moonsaults off the top crashing onto Dan Hollywood. Polar hooks the leg........1...............2.....Hollywood gets his shoulder up. Polar pulls Dan Hollywood up and sends him crashing into the turnbuckle. Polar charges in and is back body dropped over the top rope but catches his balance on the apron. Polar goes to smash Hollywood with a right hand but it is blocked by DH who clotheslines Polar throat first on the top rope. Polar falls off the apron to the floor clutching his throat. Dan Hollywood climbs to the top rope and perches awaiting for Polar to get to his feet. Polar gets to his feet and stagers in a daze for a moment. Dan Hollywood leaps off and splashes Polar down onto the floor. Both men are out on the floor........1...............2..........3......Dan Hollywood gets to his feet and whips Polar into the ring. Dan Hollywood gets to the apron and slingshots himself in delivering a leg drop to Polar. DH covers............1..............2......Polar kicks out. Dan Hollywood pulls Polar to his feet and goes to Irish whip him into the ropes but Polar reverses and knocks Hollywood off his feet with a drop kick. Polar quickly rushes to his feet and locks an ankle lock onto Dan Hollywood but DH quickly latches onto the ropes causing Polar to break the hold. Polar scoops Dh up and carries him to the corner where he locks him into the tree of woe. Polar rushes to the opposite side of the ring and charges back baseball sliding into DH's face. Hollywood falls from the tree of woe and crumbles to the mat holding his face. Polar covers.........1...........2.......Kick out by DH. Polar pulls Hollywood up and goes to whip him into the ropes but Hollywood reverses it and drives polar to the mat with a spinning spinebuster. DH hooks the leg.........1..............2................3....NO....NO....POLAR GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! Hollywood picks Polar up for a body slam but Polar quickly reverses it into a small package..1..2.3!!
Winner POLAR CHRISTOFFERSEN Time: 6:37
Dave: Polar Christoffersen was very happy to come out of that match with a victory!
Jeff: Isn't Hollywood the #1 Contender for the cruiserweight crown?
Dave: Yes
Jeff: And how much does Polar weigh?
Dave: About 220 lbs.
Jeff: (sniffs the air) Mmmmm mmmm! Smell that controversy!
Dave: Ok, we are ready for our mixed tag match featuring The Chef and Bertha vs Homicidal Anthony Cay and Lizzy Borden.
Jeff: I think before we call this an inter-gender match, I think we need a medical expert to confirm Bertha is actually a woman.
Dave: Of course she's a woman!
Jeff: Dave. Buddy. If she is an actual woman, than our friend Steven here is an actual man.
Dave: Touche! Let's head to over to ring announcer Clay Clayborne.
Clay Clayborne: This match is an intergender tag team match. Making their way to the ring, representing Less Lean Cuisine, The Chef and Bertha Stewart!
The lights flicker on and off very rapidly. "Eat It" by "Weird Al" Yankovic is played throughout the arena. The Chef and Bertha come out from the backstage area and walk down the aisle. A red spotlight follows the Chef and Bertha as they make their way to the ring. Once they are in the ring, The Chef hoists a rolling pin into the air. While crowd boos incessantly, Bertha kisses her man on the cheek. The Chef and Bertha then prepare for battle.
Clay Clayborne: And their opponents, "Homicidal" Anthony Cay and Lizzy!
The lights go out, and a woman's voice is heard saying "Thou Shall Be Written, Thou Shall Be Done" over and over. Then a big pyro explosion hits and "I Disappear" by Metallica goes thru the speakers as out from the back comes the Homicidal One with singapore cane in hand and Lizzy Borden by his side. As they both walk to the ring HAC lifts Lizzy to the ring apron and hands her the cane. And as HAC stands in front of Lizzy he lifts his arms in the air, and Lizzy lifts the cane in the air as pyro in the ring explodes.
The match starts up with HAC and Chef entering a collar and elbow tie up. HAC pushes Chef to a neutral corner and starts laying boots to Chef's midsection. He tries to whip Chef into the opposite corner, but Chef reverses it and sends HAC into the corner instead. Chef charges, but HAC meets him with a boot to the face. HAC charges in with a clothesline and sends Chef crashing to the mat. He drops and elbow across Chef's chest and makes a cover 12 and Chef kicks out. HAC picks Chef back up and scoops him up for a body slam. He steps on Chef's head, grinding his boot heel into Chef's forehead. Bertha rushes in and hits HAC in the back with a double axehandle. The ref herds Bertha back to her corner as she cusses all the way. As the ref is distracted, Lizzy jumps in as Chef is climbing to her feet, drops to her knees, and hooks her arm between Chef's legs for the low blow, bending him over. She then grabs Chef's head and DDT's him. The ref comes back over making Lizzy exit the ring. HAC picks Chef up and sends him into the ropes. He bends over and lifts Chef up high into the air with a back body drop. He picks Chef up and Chef quickly rakes his eyes. As HAC stumbles back clutching his eyes, Chef stumbles over and tags in Bertha. Bertha comes running at HAC like a caribou in heat and spears him. She gets up and drops a big leg across his chest. She goes for the cover 12 and HAC kicks out. She picks HAC up, but HAC punches her in the gut and starts laying in rights and lefts to her head. HAC grabs Bertha's arm and lays it over his shoulder, and suplexes her. He goes for the cover 12 and Bertha kicks out. HAC picks Bertha up and sends her to the ropes. Bertha ducks his clothesline and bounces off the opposite ropes and sends HAC to the mat with a shoulder block. She picks HAC up, and Lizzy climbs the top rope and jumps on her back, scratching at Bertha's eyes. Bertha stumbles back and forth, then falls back, pinning Lizzy under her enormous weight. HAC picks up Bertha and slams her head into a turnbuckle, and Bertha falls back to the mat. HAC goes to check on Lizzy, making sure she's alright. Bertha crawls over to Chef and tags him in. Chef runs in and jumps on HAC's unsuspecting back, hooking his arm and falling backwards as he applies the Filet Mignon! The ref checks to see if HAC submits, but HAC is able to hook a foot over the ropes and the ref forces Chef to relinquish the hold. Lizzy rolls to the outside and grabs the singapore cane. She climbs back up to the ring apron and is about to crawl inside the ropes, but Bertha has ran over and pulls Lizzy off the mat. Bertha pulls Lizzy up by her hair, but Lizzy kept a hold of the cane and lands a shot between Bertha's eyes, sending her to the ground. She jumps up and starts choking Bertha with the cane. Back in the ring, Chef has sent HAC into the ropes and meets him with a knee to the gut, sending HAC flipping over.
Suddenly, Franky the Mook and Dominic run down the ramp. Dominic jumps up on the ring apron and starts jawing with the ref, who is trying to get the old Italian to leave. FTM runs around the ring and slides in under the bottom rope carrying a baseball bat and ends up between Chef and HAC, who has just climbed back to his feet and is smiling as he sees the man that had helped him on Friday. The Chef backs up holding his hands out in defense. Suddenly FTM smiles and turns around, swinging his Louisville Slugger and cracking it over HAC's cranium, busting him wide open. FTM slides under the bottom rope as Dominic jumps down and grabs Lizzy who has climbed off of Bertha and is trying to get into the ring. The ref, who is no longer distracted by Dominic, looks over to see Chef covering HAC and counts 12.3! Dominic lets go of Lizzy who jumps into the ring to check on HAC as FTM and Dominic back up the ramp, chuckling as Chef's hand is raised in victory.
Winner: Chef and Bertha Time: 8:47
Jeff: Now, I defy you to give me tangible evidence that Bertha is a woman!
Dave: I suppose only Chef knows that for sure.
Steven: I happen to find her quite attractive!
Jeff: If that isn't a statement that clinches my theory, then nothing is.
Dave: Point well taken. I concede!
Jeff: Boooyeah!!
Dave: Ok, while we have been yapping about the gender of Bertha Stewart, Clyde and Scourge have already entered the ring and are going at it.
Jeff: Woo hoo! Clyde vs Scourge equals BIG RATINGS baby!
Dave: (sighing) Let's head to the ring now!
(No intros for this next match, as I don't have Clyde or Scourges ring entrances.)
Clyde is pummeling Scourge with right hands, sending Scourge backing up into a corner. Clyde starts viscously slamming Scourge's head into the turnbuckle over and over again. The ref tries to break it up, but Clyde pushes the ref out of the way and continues slamming Scourge's head into the turnbuckle. The ref counts 1234 and Clyde finally backs up. He grabs Scourge by the hair and wraps his arm around Scourge's neck, and delivers a hanging neckbreaker. He then drops a knee across Scourge's forehead and goes for the cover 12 and Scourge kicks out. Clyde picks Scourge up and sends him into the ropes and meets him with a dropkick. Clyde picks Scourge up again, but Scourge punches Clyde in the head, and continues to rain blows upon him, finally knocking him down with a short arm clothesline. He picks Clyde up and bodyslams him back down again. He bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow across Clyde's throat and covers 12 and Clyde kicks out. Scourge picks up Clyde and sends him into the corner. He picks Clyde up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up and hooks Clyde's arm over his shoulder and goes for the superplex, but Clyde punches him in the gut and pushes him off, sending Scourge down to the mat. He stands up on the second turnbuckle and comes down with his fist, but Scourge gets a foot up and meets Clyde's face with it. Clyde stumbles back and falls to the ground, and the ref begins to count 12345 both men are stirring 6 Clyde gets to his feet.7
Suddenly the Trashcan Man runs down the ramp to a big pop, carrying a trashcan covered in barbed wire and a bottle of lighter fluid. He drops the trashcan and sprays his gloved right hand down with lighter fluid. He sets it ablaze as he rolls into the ring. Clyde turns around oblivious to TCM's presence, in time to receive a flaming testicular claw! Clyde starts screaming as the ref calls for the bell.
Winner as a result of a DQ: Clyde
Scourge gets to his feet and starts yelling at TCM. TCM releases Clyde's testicles, turns around, and clotheslines Scourge over the top rope, sending him crashing down to the concrete. He turns and ducks Clyde's wild swing, kicks him in the gut, and hits him with a Pyro Driver! He rolls out of the ring and grabs the barbed wire covered trashcan and the bottle of lighter fluid. He sprays down the trashcan with the lighter fluid and rolls back into the ring with it. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and lights the trashcan on fire. He holds up the flaming, barbed wire covered trashcan as the crowd roars, clutches it to his chest, and moonsaults with it onto Clyde! He rolls off the burning wreckage and rolls out of the ring, falling to the concrete below. Clyde is rolling around in the ring, extinguishing the flames as TCM stumbles over to the announcer and grabs his microphone.
TCM: That's just a taste of what you're in for on Friday, Clyde. I told you, don't play with fire
Crowd and TCM: YOU MIGHT GET BURNED!
The Trashcan Man tosses the microphone back to the announcer and stumbles back up the ramp as "While the City Sleeps" by MC 900 Ft Jesus plays over the arena speakers.
Jeff: Jesus, Trashcan Man stink!
Dave: No he doesn't. He is one of the top talents in all of Primetime Championship Wrestling!
Jeff: I agree with you, he does have talent, but he stinks, as in dead gorilla ass stench stink.
Dave: Dead gorilla ass stench stink? How would you know what that smells like.
Steven: I know what it smells like.
Dave and Jeff: EWEE!!!
Dave: Let's head to a commercial.
(Commercial: PCW is brought to you by Glade)
Dave: Welcome back! Later on tonight Shaquille O'Neal will step into the ring and take on Boda in what is a grudge match from Boda's days in the NBA.
Jeff: That match will be great for the 10 year old kids and the, well, minority segment of our audience, but for wrestling fans, it will suck dead gorilla ass.
Steven: Is that a bad thing?
Jeff: Dude, seek help.
Dave: Let's head to the ring for our second tag match of the evening. The winner of this match will meet Thug Life on Fusion for the right to face The Blood Brothers for the tag belts at Decimation on Sunday!
("Dead Bodies Everywhere" by Korn is the them music some pyro shoots off and Stewart Hix and Jake Keeton walk out. Hix lights up his joint and walks to the ring as the fans toss trash at them)
Clay:Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 475 pounds. Stewart Hix and PCW Crusierweight champion Jake Keeton.......FTW
("Back in Black" by AC/DC plays as Vegita and Toby Alvarado, Sex and Violence, make their way out.)
Clay:And their opponents............
Out from the back runs Johnny Vain. He attacks The Pariah from behind. Vegita turns around but is met with a hard right from Vain. Hix and Keeton make their way out of the ring as well. Then out from the back comes Polar. He hits Vain from behind as Hix and Keeton are fighting with Vegita and The Pariah. Polar takes Vain and rolls him into the ring. he then goes in himself as Vain gets up. The two men start slugging it out as the ref calls for the bell.
Kern: Looks like we've got ourselves an inpromptu match here
Polar and Vain continue to slug it out as Vegita and Pariah take their corner. Hix and Keeton take another corner as Vain gets the upper hand on Polar. Vain whips Polar hard into the corner, then charges in and hits a running clothesline. Vain pulls Polar over to his corner and tags in Keeton. Keeton starts to kick away at Polar, then backs him into the corner. Keeton connects with a few knife edge chops on Polar, then tags in Hix. Hix goes up top while Keeton holds on to Polar. Hix then connects with a double axehandle taking Polar down. Hix covers Polar, 1.......2...Polar kicks out. Hix takes Polar and whips him hard into the corner. Hix charges at Polar but Polar gets an elbow up. While Hix is staggering back, Polar tags in Pariah. Pariah hops onto the top turnbuckle, then flies off and hits Hix with a huricanrana. Pariah makes the cover on Hix, 1.......2...Hix kicks out. Pariah locks a headscissors on Hix. Hix quickly gets out of it and gets back up. He comes at Pariah but is taken down with an armdrag. Hix back up but taken down by another armdrag from Pariah. Pariah mantains hold of the arm, then pulls him over to his corner and tags in Vegita. Vegita comes in and starts to go to work on Hix. Vegita goes to whip Hix into the ropes, but Hix reverses. Vegita bounces off the ropes but is met with a knee to the back from Vain. Vegita turns around and hits Vain. He then turns around again but is met with a right from Hix. Hix starts to go to work on Vegita before tagging Vain in. Vain and Hix take Vegita, whip him into the ropes, then hit him with a double back body drop. Vain starts to choke Vegita as Hix leaves the ring. The ref tells Vain to break the hold, but he won't. Vain pulls Vegita up by the throat, then tosses him into the corner. Vain starts to stomp away at Vegita in the corner, then tags Hix back in. Hix comes in and uses his boot to choke Vegita. Polar and Pariah try coming in to stop it, but Meacham stops them. That allows Vain and Keeton to help Hix deliver the besting to Vegita. Pariah and Polar stop trying to get in as Hix tags Vain back in. Vain starts stomping at Vegita some more, then whips him hard into the opposite corner. Vegita bounces out and is hit with a vicious clothesline from Vain. Vain makes a cover, 1.......2....Pariah in to break it up. Vain pulls Vegita back to his corner and tags in Hix. Hix and Vain start to double team Vegita. Then Hix runs over and hits Polar, drawing him in. The ref goes to stop Polar from coming in thus allowing Keeton, Vain, and Hix to triple team Vegita. Polar leaves the ring as does Keeton and Vain. Hix takes Vegita and whips him into the ropes. Vegita bounces off and is hit with a powerslam. Hix makes a cover on Vegita, 1.......2...Polar in to break it up. Hix takes Vegita and backs him into the corner. He then sets Vegita up on the second turnbuckle for a superplex. Hix goes up there and sets him up, but Vegita punches Hix in the ribs some, then pushes him off. Vegita goes to the top and sets up for something, but Vain and Keton hold his ankles. Vegita shakes one foot free and kicks Keeton. Then does the same and kicks Vain. Hix is back up and Vegita comes flying off and connects with a huge missle dropkick. Both men are down in the ring. Polar and Pariah are in their corner, anxious for a tag. Hix crawls to his corner and tags in Keeton. Keeton tries to stop Vegita but Vegita manages to tag in Polar. Keeton tries hitting Polar, but it's blocked. Keeton tries another one, but it's blocked again. Polar then starts to go to work on Keeton. Vain comes running in but is knocked down by Polar. Hix runs in but is knocked down also. Keeton comes at Polar but is taken back down. Pariah comes in and starts to work on Hix while Vegita is back in and working on Vain. All 4 of those men spill to the outside as Polar and Keeton battle in the ring. Polar goes to whip Keeton into the corner but Keeton reverses. Polar uses his agilty though to hop onto the turnbuckle, then he comes off and connects with The Snowfyre. Polar covers Keeton, 1.......2........3. Hix tries getting in but Vegita stops him.
WINNERS: Sex and Violence AND Polar Christoffersen TIME: 9:41
After the match, the 6 men continue to fight. Vain, Hix, Vegita, and Alvarado all go back into the ring. Then, out from the back, we see Trashcan Man, Miyagawa, and Bang Davenport, come running out. They slide into the ring and all 9 men begin to fight. They continue this until officials come out to break it up.
Dave: So, Vegita and The Pariah will move onto face Thug Life on Friday night!
Steven: Are you sure? That look an awful lot like a six man tag match!
Jeff: Your powers of observation are astounding, Steven!
Dave: Ok, we are told Shaq has some other engagements tonight, so we have to do that match now.
Jeff: (sarcastically) Oh joy!
(Lights go out in the Arena...a pause of a few seconds then "Last Resort" by Papa Roach blares from the dark...Pryos light up the Ramp and Ring as Boda walks slowly to the ring...grabs the top rope and jumps over it.. poses with both arms out and above head until lights come back on)
Clay Clayborne:Making his way to the ring, from Orlando, Florida, at a weight of 350 pounds.......BODA
("The Bomb Baby" by Shaquille O'Neal plays as we see Shaq come out in his Lakers uniform. With him is one of the Laker girls. The fans go nuts as he makes his way out.)
Clay:His opponent, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.......SHAQ
Shaq comes into the ring and Boda immediately approaches him. Shaq puts his headn through the ropes so Speedy Riggs will step in before Boda can get to him. Boda backs away and Shaq slowly lets his fear go away as well. Once Shaq musters up enough courage, he goes after Boda. Boda sees him coming though and just sticks his arm out. He grabs Shaq by the throat and starts to choke him. He uses his free hand to also grab the throat of Shaq and choke him some more. Riggs tells Boda to let go, so Boda uses his power to lift Shaq in the air, then drops him with a chokeslam. Shaq is already motionless on the mat. Boda grabs Shaq by the throat again and pulls him up. He then grabs the Laker jersey and rips it off much to the dismay of the crowd. Boda kicks him around a little, then taunts the girl on the outside. Riggs checks to see if Shaq can continue. Shaq slowly gets to his feet as Boda taunts the Los Angeles crowd. Once Shaq gets up, he hits Boda from behind. He pounds on the former Extreme champ's back, but Boda doesn't feel it. he then turns around, kicks Shaq in the gut, then connects with the Boda Bomb. The Laker girl hops onto the ring apron and distracts the ref as Boda covers. Out from the crowd comes Mr. Showtime. Showtime goes up top and hits Boda in the back of the head with a Backflip Legdrop. Showtime then places an out cold Shaq on top of Boda and gets out of the ring. The girl hops off the apron. Riggs turns around, sees the cover, and counts, 1.......2.......3
WINNER: Shaq TIME: 2:00
Jeff: That match sucked. Shaq tanked it just to collect a paycheck.
Dave: Well, I have no comment on that.
Steven: We should have hired Rodman. He'd bring the alternative lifestyle viewing audience.
Jeff: Yeah, that's are target marketJACKASS. You know, I gotta say I like Mr. Showtime more and more everyday. He's worth every penny Dorkiman gave him.
Dave: He is?
Jeff: Yeah! He's got it all. Charisma, money, cars, women
Steven: (snorting) Women? As if that's a perk.
Dave: Ok, we are going to head to a commercial. When we return Ryan Knox will try to exact some revenge on PCW newcomer and FTW member Big Nasty Johnny Vain. Vain cost Knox the Continental Title when he interfered in Knox's match with Continental champion Stewart Hix. We'll be right back
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Dave: Welcome back! We are just about ready to go, so let's head to the ring.
(Knox' entrance theme, "Rock the Party" by P.O.D begins to play. The lights in the arena go out. When the music speeds up, white pyro blasts near the entrance. When they clear the "Future" is standing there. He begins to make his way down the aisle. As he does, similar pyro blasts ignite along the sides of the runway)
Clay:Making his way to the ring, from Boston, Massachussetts, at a weight of 300 pounds......."THE FUTURE" RYAN KNOX
(The arena lights dim as the sound of "Killing in the name of" by Rage starts to pulse through the speakers. Red Pyros shoot from the edge of the ramp and then run down along the ramp towards the ring, Johnny steps out from behind the curtain and then slowly makes his way towards the ring as red lights start flashing on and off. He stops at the base of the ring and then pulls himself up with one hand, once he is standing on the apron he steps over the top ropes and then turns back towards the entrance as he slowly raises his arms into the air)
Clay Clayborne:His opponent, from Los Angeles, California, at a weight of 367 pounds......."BIG NASTY" JOHNNY VAIN
Knox and Vain have a staredown in the middle of the ring. Vain jaws off some to Knox, then spits in his face. AS Vain laughs at Knox, RK nails him with a right. He continues to punch away at Knox, then whips him into the ropes. Vain's able to duck one clothesline but can't duck the second. Knox goes down and starts to punch away at the head of Vain. After enough punching, Knox makes cover, 1......2....Vain kicks out. Knox pulls Vain back up and whips him to the corner. Knox then charges at Vain but Vain gets his boot up. He then runs and takes Knox down with a lethal lariat. Vain starts to punch away at the head of Knox now. He keeps on punching away at him, then pulls him up and tosses him over the top rope. Vain goes to leave the ring but referee Buzz Meacham won't allow it. While the ref is busy trying to kep Vain inside the ring, outside the ring we see Stewart Hix and Jake Keeton slowly make their way down the ramp. Vain sees them coming and starts to distract the ref even more. Knox has gotten back to his feet on the outside. But, right there waiting for him is Hix and Keeton. Hix kicks Knox in the ribs, then Keeton does the same. Hix and Keeton then lift Knox up and deliver a double suplex to him on the outside. Hix then takes Knox and rolls him back into the ring. Vain sees Knox down in the ring and covers him, 1......2....Knox gets a shoulder up. Vain pulls Knox back up and tosses him outta the ring again. JV distracts Meacham once again as Hix and Keeton go back to work on Knox. The two men stomp away on Knox some more until a pop is heard. The pop comes from the crowd as we see "The Pariah" Toby Alvarado, Vegita, and Polar Christoffersen all come running down the ramp. They are all over Hix and Keeton as Vain exits the ring. Vain beats on Knox a little on the outside, then goes to help his friends. As Vain, Hix, and Keeton battle Pariah, Vegita, and Polar, Knox gets back up. Meacham is in the middle of his 10 count as Knox hits Vain from behind. He starts to pound on Vain some. Knox takes Vain and whips him into the steel steps. Knox then takes Vain and rolls him back in before the ref finishes his count. On the outside, the war between Sex and Violence, Ploar, and the FTW continues. Then, from the back, out runs Trashcan Man, Miyagawa, and BANG Davenport. All hell is breaking loose on the outside. Inside the ring, KNox lifts Vain up and hits him with the Destiny Driver. Knox makes a cover, 1.......2....Hix grabs Knox's foot and pulls him out of the ring. Hix goes to nail Knox but TCM grabs Hix's arm. TCM then starts to beat down Hix on the outside. Vain slowly gets up, grabs Knox from behind, then pulls him into the ring. Vain and Knox slug it out some more until Miyagawa rolls Keeton into the ring. Then the rest of the guys on the outside start to fill the ring. Meacham watches as all hell breaks loose. He has no choice but to call for the bell.
No Contest TIME:6:25
After the match, all hell continues to break loose. We watch as TCM is going to work on Hix. Miyagawa is working over Keeton also. Then we watch as Vegita, Pariah, and Polar are laying waste to Davenport and Vain. During all of this, Ryan Knox just rolls out of the ring and slowly backs his way up the ramp. We see a flood of PCW officials run by Knox and go into the ring to break all this up.
Dave: Once again a match involving Ryan Knox erupts into chaos.
Jeff: Knox sucks!
Steven: Does he? That's cool! I swallow!
Dave: OOOOKAY!! We need to head to a commercial. When we return, the vacant PCW World Title will be on the line, as Alan Kriegman will take on Chuck Manson and Kid Wonder. We'll be right back.
(Commercial: PCW is brought to you by Tampex, the quicker picker upper.)
Dave: Ok, we are back and ready for the Tampex main event of the evening. Let's head to the ring.
The fans in the arena are going absolutely nuts. They continue to cheer as the beginning of "Bawitdabaw" by Kid Rock plays. The fans start to quiet down as the music builds. When the lyric "MY NAME IS KID!" blares over the PA system, the music then switches over to "Glory" by Sugar Ray.
Clay Clayborne: Now making his way to the ring, weighing hailing from Orlando Florida, weighing in at
Clay stops as he notices Kid Wonder is not coming out.
Jeff: What's going on?
Dave: I don't know.
Suddenly, "Clueless" by the Urge blasts over the sound system in all it's ska fury.
Dave: That's Doug Troy's theme music!
Jeff: That jackass, doesn't work here anymore!
The camera focuses on the entryway as none other than the former PCW World Champion, now PCW ex-wrestler Doug Troy emerges from the tunnel with a dented chair in hand!
The fans immediately pop as DT flashes them a cocky grin.
Jeff: He doesn't WORK HERE!!!
DT makes his way to the ring, and slides beneath the bottom rope. He holds the dented chair up over his head and the fans go nuts.
Dave: I am being told that we have a camera in the back. Let's jump to the back quickly.
The scene shifts to the back, to show Kid Wonder's dressing room door ajar. The cameraman pushes his way in to find a battered and bloody Kid Wonder lying on the floor unconscious, while Christy and Amanda are tied together back to back, with what appears to be women's panties stuffed in their mouth.
Dave: WHOA!! Apparently Doug Troy has used that chair to attack his rival Kid Wonder.
Jeff: AHEM!!! HE DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE!!!!!
The scene shifts back into the ring.
Doug Troy is still basking in the glow of the fans cheers. He pulls a microphone out of his back pocket and motions for the fans to quiet down. The comply.
Doug Troy: You know, I am not sure who is a bigger piece of crap. The Preacher or Kid Wonder. Actually, I would venture to guess the Preacher has crapped bigger pieces of crap the boy trapped in a 12 year old's body Kid Wonder.
The crowd popswell, except for the girls in the crowd.
Doug Troy: Now, I suppose you are wondering
DT's words are cut off by the sounds of "Secret Agent Man" from Johnny Rivers hitting the PA.
Jeff: I never thought I say this, but thank God Alan Kriegman is coming out, because maybe he can shut this TRESSPASSER up!
DT backs to the opposite of the ring and awaits Alan Kriegman. The crowd waits for Kriegman to make his way to the ring, but he does not.
Suddenly, Secret Agent Man is abruptly halted and "Spirit in the Sky" hits the PA system.
Dave: WHAT!!!! That's.that's.that's The Reverend Jon Hull's music!
Jeff: Jesus, we just got rid of the Preacher, now The Reverend is back to bore us with his religious laiden monologues?
And true to the guess of the Dave and Jeff, out of the back walks The Reverend Jon Hull towards the ring.
Steven: What happened to Kriegman?
Jeff: This is yet ANOTHER guy who does not work here! Damn it, Dorkiman needs to take control of this fed.
Just as Jeff utters those words, the scene shifts to the back. Alan Kriegman is shown laid out in a hallway while former PCW Wrestler, The Reverend Billy Blaze lays the boots to him.
Dave: The two Reverends are here!
Jeff: None of these guys work here!! This is a load of crap! Dorkiman needs to put a stop to the chaos!
The scene stays in the back, and almost magically, PCW President Professor Herbert D. Dorkiman, dressed in his normal attire of a white lab coat, blue button-down shirt, gray polyester pants and his ever present black horn rimmed glasses, appears on the scene and begins to confront The Reverend Billy Blaze.
PHD puts his hands on his hips, sighs, then rolls his eyes.
PHD: Blaze! What in the name of Obi-Wan Kenobi do you think you are doing! Stop that this millisecond!
PHD reaches into his pocket and pulls out a black radio and begins to speak into it.
PHD: Red alert!! Security to loading dock #6! Set tazers to stun!
Suddenly, from off camera a chair is slammed into PHD's skull. His glasses fall off his face and he drops his radio, which falls to the ground and breaks.
The camera pans out to show Jon Kano holding the offending chair.
Kano: Don't worry about your boyfriend Kriegman.Worry about me, Dorkiman!
Kano picks up the 145lb former MWF and UFW Cruiserweight Champion and tosses him over his shoulder and begins to walk towards the exit. The camera follows.
Kano exits the arena and throws PHD into the open trunk of a waiting car. Kano closes the trunk then takes off.
Jeff: Kano Rocks!!! I actually mean that in a good way this time!
The camera shifts back to the ring where The Reverend Jon Hull has entered. He and DT stare each other down for a moment, then The Reverend pulls out a microphone.
Rev: Hello, children of God! I have
The Reverend is rudely interrupted by Chuck Manson's entrance theme of "FEEL GOOD" By [(Hed)PE] blasts over the PA system as the spotlight beams twirl around the entrance. The crowd awaits Chuck Manson's entrance, but Chuck Manson doesn't appear.
Dave: What is going on now?!?!
Jeff: I dunno.
Then that familiar music hits. The crowd immediately erupts into a chorus of boos as "Super Nova" goes pop hits the PA system.
The Monster known as Meanstreak emerges from the tunnel, with an unmoving, 300 lb. Chuck Manson drapped over his shoulders.
Dave: OH NO!!
Meanstreak let's out a mighty roar, then deposits Chuck Manson to the hard, steel ramp courtesy of At Death's Door.
The Monster roars and looks at Doug Troy and the Reverend in the ring then begins striding towards the ring. He slides under the bottom ropes prompting The Reverend and Doug Troy to slip out of the other side.
Meanstreak kneels on one knee in the middle of the ring and survey's the crowd through the strands of hair covering his eyes.
Meanstreak spots the microphone dropped by DT in the ring and pics it up. He points out at Doug Troy.
Meanstreak: Let me tell you somethin', boy-o You
Meanstreak's words are suddenly cut off by the sound's of Genetic Perfection Johnny Smith's theme music "Aberacadabera" by Sugar Ray fills the loudspeakers, and three intense red spotlights focus on the entrance portal. Suddenly red pyro shoots up from the bottom of the ramp and makes its way to the top, showering the ramp in a crimson tide. After ten seconds of the pyro dies down and multi colored smoke fills the portal.
Genetic Perfection Johnny Smith, with the PCW World Title around his waist begins to step out of the portal of smoke, when suddenly a kendo stick emerges from the smoke and smashes down across the back of Genetic Perfection's head. GP goes down. The smoke obscured attacker smashes the kendo stick down upon Smith's skull twice more and Smith rolls down the ramp.
Jeff: Awe, what the hell is this!?!?
A masked man emerges from the smoke, carrying the kendo stick. He walks down the ramp to where the downed Genetic Perfection is laying, kneels down and removes the World Heavyweight Title belt.
It takes the belt and raises hit high to the sky along with the kendo stick and walks towards the ring. He gets about 10 feet from the ring and pulls out a microphone.
Masked Man: Well, well, well, look what we have here. The Reverend Jon Hull, back from the pasture in San Antonio, Texas.
(the crowd pops at the mention of the former world title contender's name)
Masked Man: Oooh, and look! Dougie Troy, former PCW World Champion and acknowledged lover of Dolores Marx.
Jeff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Masked Man: Then there's you. The Monster they call Meanstreakdestroyer or men and wearer of ladies lingerie.
(The crowd bursts out into laughter as Meanstreak lets out, you guessed it, a mighty roar)
Masked Man: These three men are forever linked in the anals
Steven: Did he say anal?
Dave: Shhhhh!
Masked Man: of PCW history. These three men took part in the first title match for this very belt (holding up the PCW World Title Belt) back when it meant something.
These three men were made famous by their association for the wars they fought against each other in the ring.
These three men would be nothing had they not been carried to the next level by the greatest wrestler to ever step foot in the PCW
Dave: Soy Boy?
Jeff: Infest?
Steven: Precious Peter Love?
The man pulls of his masked revealing himself to be the first ever PCW World Heavyweight Champion
The now unmasked man: These three men would be nothing without (pointing to himself) Kremmen!
The crowd actually pops at the return of the heel called Kremmen.
Meanstreak goes absolutely nuts. He immediately leaps over the top rope towards his arch-rival Kremmen. Kremmen backs away slightly and prepares to drill Meanstreak with the title belt.
Then, like a bolt of lightning, Johnny Raindance emerges from the crowd and springs off the top of the guardrail into the path of the oncoming Monster.
Raindance points one finger at Meanstreak. The monster, in turn, smiles evilly. Kremmen meanwhile begins to circle around and appears ready to crack Meanstreak in the head with the title belt. JRD leaps into the air with a flying crescent kick. His hit is perfect, but unfortunately lands on the head of the wrong man, as Meanstreak alertly grabbed Kremmen and thrown him into this way, causing Kremmen to take the kick.
Johnny Raindance lands safely in a three-point stance, not even bothering a second glance at Kremmen as the champ stumbles back and right into the clutches of Meanstreak. The monster grabs Kremmen,
and without a moment's hesitation, drills him hard into the concrete aisleway. Kremmen writhes clutching his chest in agony.
KERN: Did you see that? Johnny Raindance didn't lift a finger to help Kremmen!
MARX: You're surprised? You know that bead-for-island trader is only after Meanstreak!
Kid Wonder and Alan Kriegman charge out of the back. Doug Troy and the Reverend rush up the aisle to meet them.
Streak roars again and charges at Johnny Raindance, who rolls under his clothesline and behind the monster. Meanstreak stops and turns, but JRD's agility and quickness are evidenced as leaps up and delivers a springboard dropkick. Streak is down, and Johnny catapults to his feet and in one jump, leaps
onto the top of the guard rail and turns around. He cups his hands over his mouth and makes the cry of the eagle, though the crowd's response to it is no longer as loud as it was before.
KERN: What's going to happen now?
After only two seconds down, Meanstreak has climbed halfway to his feet. As he stands though, he's still woozy, and stumbles drunkenly forward. When he is close enough, JRD leaps forward, getting incredible air, pulling a senton flip, grabbing Meanstreak's head mid-dive, and dashing it against the championship belt that was lying in the middle of the aisle.
Streak is down! Johnny rolls to his feet and stands over Meanstreak, pointing at him, a wild look in his eye as he yells frantically at the fallen monster.
Kid Wonder has hit Doug Troy with a drop toe hold type manuever and DT's head hit the guard rail. KW immediately rushes to the guard rail on the opposite side, springs up, then back over connecting with a moonsault onto DT, reintroducing him to the concrete aisle way.
The crowd erupts into a PCW chant!
Alan Kriegman and The Reverend continue to brawl up and into the back.
Raindance grabs the microphone dropped by Kremmen and is about to say something, when Kremmen, the champion that he is, grabs him from behind and hits him with a Scorpion Death Drop type move.
Kremmen, still woozy stumbles backwards and trips over DT and Kid Wonder as a sea of referees and security personnel flood the aisleway.
Dave: OH MY GOD!!! We are out of time! What is going to come of this? How does this affect Decimation and the World Title situation?
Jeff: Tune in this Friday for all the answers, same PCW time, same PCW channel.
Steven: Good night everybody!
The scene fades to black showing both Johnny Raindance and Meanstreak down and woozy on the concrete aisleway.