Tuesday Turmoil Results for December 19, 2000
from the Smithsonian Institute in Washington DC
The scene opens to show the Phantom Booker (with his face digitally blurred) sitting in a plush office full of bizarre art and ecliclectic decorations. An older, bookish sort of man sits across the table from him.
Older Bookish Guy: I understand your plight Mr. (censored) but since you were forced to push back they timing of your event here at the Smithsonian, we have run into a scheduling conflict. Another group has already booked the space.
The Phantom Booker sighs and pulls out a roll of $100 bills from his pocket and begins whipping them off.
Older Bookish Guy: (ahem) Money will not solve this dilemma I am afraid, Mr. (censored). You could give me a million dollars and I could not move their date
The Phantom Booker: Who said this cash is for you? I am counting it out for whatever Girl Scout Troop or Schriners Chapter have the space booked.
Older Bookish Guy: Oh! Well, I doubt you can buy these people off, Mr. (censored). They are purists.
The Phantom Booker: Purists as in bleeding heart liberals?
Older Bookish Guy: Exactly. But, for a small donation, perhaps I could "accidentally" double book the space, wink wink, nudge nudge.
The Phantom Booker: Normally, I have no regard for others' safety, but what about the other group?
Older Bookish Guy: Well, as you would say in your business, these people are "hardcore."
The Phantom Booker: (mumbling) Damn Smithsonian ninny playing hard ball with me
The Phantom Booker sighs, tosses the roll of hundreds on the table and walks out.
After the door closes, a man steps out of the shadows. He is older and balding. His back is to the camera, hiding his identity. He startles the Older Bookish Man.
Older Bookish Man: Damn it, Hooper! I hate when you sneak up on me like that.
Hooper: (coldly) Our cut?
The Older Bookish Man counts out 25-100 dollar bills and hands them over to Hooper. Hooper takes the money and stuffs it into what appears to be an apron, then wiggles his fingers as if he wants more money.
The Old Bookish Guy frowns.
Hooper: Listen, give up some more of the wad, or I will have to call in The Grouch, and we both know you won't like that.
The Older Bookish guy turns pale and begins to shudder at the mere mention of The Grouch. He begins counting out more cash as the scene fades to black.
The usual ruined and ablaze city opening for Turmoil begins. All 27 people involved in the Smithsonian Brawl are shown, but I am not gonna name them all here.
The scene shifts to the inside of the Smithsonian Institute where pyros shoot off from the Wright Brother's Plane, some unidentifiable dinosaur skeleton, and a life sized blue whale which is hanging from the ceiling. The camera shoots around the museum to show school kids checking out the exhibits, then some hot chick with a PCW T-shirt, then finally to tonight's officials Speedy Riggs, Buzz Meacham and The Pimply Faced Intern Kid.
Dave Kern: Hello everyone and happy holidays! Welcome to this special edition of PCW Tuesday Turmoil! I am Dave Kern and alongside me are Jeff Marx and Steven Smith. We are live from the Smithsonian Institute where we the 27 man Smithsonian Institute brawl is about to get underway. The winner of this match receives a title shot at Trashcan Man's Extreme Title this Friday from the PCW Pavilion in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Jeff: Trashcan Man is here and involved in this match. That's right, and you know that PCW will put on a PPV quality show this Friday in front of the home crowd in Atlantic City.
Steven: Atlantic City has lots of alternative lifestyle clubs.
Dave: Thank you for that in depth and commentary, Steven. I believe we are about to get underway, so quickly guys, who do you like in this match.
Jeff: Gotta like Scott Naket. No one plays the vulture in big matches better than Naket.
Dave: Indeed, but I think Novak is hungry to get his title back on Friday, so I am gonna go with Novak. Steven?
Steven: I like Precious Peter Love, but I LOVE my baby, Boca del Inferno.
Dave: Ok, I am told we are about to begin. Just to cover the rules. Competitors are eliminated by either leaving the museum, pinfall, or submission. Ok, here we go.
Franky the Mook is shown walking through what looks to be "The History of American Agriculture" section of the museum. He is checking out the old farming implements, then walks over to a section where wax statues of Indians showing pilgrims how to use fish to fertilize the ground. Finally, he views what is shown to be the "First American Tractor" display. He looks at the bizarre looking contraption and laughs.
FTM: (psst) Forget about it! Yeah, my family was still back in Palermo shaking down churches when this country was riding around on these tings. Farming is for "gabrools."
FTM turns around, flairs his arms out to straighten his suit and lights a cigarette.
Suddenly, there is a sound of a rumbling engine from behind him. He takes a drag on his cigarette and slowly turns around, just in time smash his face into the oncoming antique tractor being manned by Bang Davenport.
Bang: Heee Haaaaaw!!!!
FTM falls backwards onto the ground. Bang, pushes some levers, but can't get the tractor to stop. He stands on the seat and jumps off, executing a leg drop on Franky the Mook. He goes for the cover.1..2..3!!!
FRANKY THE MOOK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Bang looks up and watches the tractor continue on its way. It smashes into a wall, then falls apart, spraying gas and oil everywhere. Bang looks on as a small stream of gas begins to run towards him.
Dave: That's floor appears to be uneven.
Bang looks at the gas coming at him in slow motion, then slowly turns his head to the left. His eyes grow wide, as Franky the Mook's lit cigarette is on the ground in the path of the gas.
Bang grabs the Mook and pulls him away, and the gas connects with the cigarette, causing a small wall of fire to be formed.
Bang lets out a sigh of relief as he has pulled himself and franky out of the way. He looks and begins to look for a fire extinguisher. He spots one and gets to his feet. As he gets to his feet, he dusts off his dirty overalls, then notices a spot on them. He licks his absolutely filthy fingers and dabs at the overalls. After a moment the stain is sufficiently smeared, he seems satisfied and looks up through the wall of fire at the fire extinguisher. Unfortunately, he looked right past Clyde who is standing on the otherside of the wall of fire.
Clyde: Gotcha!
Clyde breath's into the firewall and the fire fans out at Bang Davenport, causing his hair to catch on fire.
Bang: Fawr! Fawr!!!
Bang runs around wildly, then spots a window. He runs to the window and looks out and sees a fountain on floor below, on the outside. He looks around and spots and axe, a hammer, and some old farming tools, which all seem ideal to break the class. Instead, he takes six steps backwards, then runs ahead and crashes through the glass head first into the water below, dousing his flaming hair.
BANG DAVENPORT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Clyde giggles and runs off.
The Innovator Brock Newbludd and his tag team partner Steven Blood are shown walking through the "Great African American" section of the museum.
There are several wax statues of African American historical figures housed within this section. As the pair walk past an exhibit about slave abolition, two of the statues begin to move.
One is of a regal man with a flowing shock of white hair. The other is of a woman, wearing a head wrap and a modest dress.
Jeff: Dude!!! Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemimah are moving!
Dave: That's not Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemimah, that's Frederick Douglas and Harriet Tubman!
Jeff: Yeah, but who are they?
Dave: You now, The renowned scholar and abolitionist Frederick Douglas, and the Underground Railroad organizer Harriet Tubman?
Jeff: Sure, that is all good and well, but Uncle Ben's rice is tasty and we all know what Auntie J does for pancakes and waffles.
Dave: Would you just shut up before we are yanked off the air!
Steven: Oooooh! You said "yanked"
The pair of "wax" statues slip up behind Newbludd and Blood. Newbludd and Blood seem to sense something wrong, then turn around, but the two statues freeze into poses, unmoving. Blood and Newbludd seem not to notice that Harriet Tubman is frozen in the "Raising the Roof" position, while Uncle Ben is frozen while giving the "Word up" sign.
Blood and Newbludd take two steps, before then the "statues" spring to life again. The statues slip behind the Blood Brothers and simultaneously roll up the pair1..2..3!!!
BROCK NEWBLUDD AND STEPHEN BLOOD HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
The two statues flash some gang land sign language then pull off their disguises to reveal themselves as John "Monster" Bryant and Jay "Lil Gotti" Harmon.
After pulling off their disguises, they flash some more gang sign language then run off.
Scourge is shown walking down a hallway filled with American Indian artwork. He looks around and spots a metal door which reads "Do Not EnterFilming" He looks at the sign, grins, smiles, then enters.
The door opens and the sounds of children singing eminate from within.
Sunny day,
Chasin' the clouds away
I'm on my way
To where the air is cleeeaaann!
Can you tell me how you get
How you get to Sesame Street!
Scourge looks on in amusement as the entire set of Sesame Street has been moved to the Smithsonian Institute. The singing children rush over to meet the not-so-popular PCW Wrestler.
The Director: CUT!!!
Scourge begins signing autographs. The director rushes over.
The Director: What the hell do you think you are doing! Can't you see we are filming here?
Scourge: Uh, sorry, I didn't mean to.
Karnage King wanders into the set.
The Director: (sarcastically) Oh great! Another one!
Karnage King pays no attention to the director and charges Scourge. The two men begin trading punches. Some of the adult Sesame Street actors, such as Bob, Maria, Gene and Mr. Hooper come over to protect the children.
Maria: Think of the children, you two!
They pay little attention to the won time, hot Latina dish. After a series of exchanges, Scourge ducks, and Karnage King accidentally punches Maria in the mouth. Blood spurts from her mouth and she gets a wild look in her eyes.
Maria: Oh no you didn't! Yo Yo Yo let me speak on this, Ola lay!
The children: (in unison) Ola lay!
Maria: Ariba La Raza!
The children: (in unison) Ariba La Raza!
Gene: (the bald black guy from the show, speaking ethnically) Awwwwweee Yeeeeeaahhh! It's on now!
Maria rushes forth in Latina fury and superkicks Karnage King to the floor. Scourge tries to make a quick cover, but Gene begins laying the tennis shoes to him. Scourge rolls out of the way, but then Bob and Mr. Hooper join the beat down.
Maria bends down and begins raking at the eyes of the stunned KK. Lizzy Borden peers into the room and smile, noticing that some of the muppets have come out to join the fun.
She enters and skips over to her favorite muppet.
Kermit D. Frog: Hi Ho! Kermit D. Frog here
Lizzy's eyes light up like a school child.
Lizzy. Anthony! Look, it is Kermie
HAC runs over to pull his dimwitted woman away from the muppet and to get her head back into the game.
Ms. Piggy's voice: (angry) Only I can call her, Kermie.BITCH!!! Hi ya!
Ms. Piggy suddenly launches herself into the picture, throwing Lizzy to the ground with a Pork Chop Head Scissors takedown.
A stunned HAC trips and falls trying to make his way over to his fallen girlfriend, and lands right on top of her.
Speedy Riggs is conveniently there to count1.23!!!
LIZZY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
HAC goes ballistic and grabs Ms. Piggy and piledrives her hard to the cold, hard surface of Sesame Street.
Kermit D. Frog takes exception to this and begins to throttle HAC with a serious of viscious, string armed, knife edge chops into Mr. Hooper's hardware store.
Meanwhile, Maria sets up Karnage King in the corner of the room and charges forward and connects on a Bronco Buster. Karnage King just slumps down unmoving. Maria looks down at her handywork satisfied, then runs off to join the fight elsewhere.
Alan Kriegman slinks out of the shadows and covers Karnage King.1.23!!!
KARNAGE KING HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Jeff: He is the master of these matches.
AK smiles and goes to run off, but bumps right into Big Bird. The angry, giant, yellow, flightless bird retaliates with a spinning crescent kick, driving AK hard into the wall. The yellow bird of doom charges in for a big feathered splash, but AK drops and sends the golden woodpecker into the wall, beak first, pushing in his beak.
Kriegman points at the bizarre injury and laughs.
Big Bird: (nasally) I wouldn't laugh if I were you, because my friend Snuffaluffagus is right behind you.
AK: HAH!! You have been going on about your "imaginary friend" for years, Bird of Bigness. Got news for you.He doesn't exist!
Kriegman lets out an evil laugh, which is cut short by the a Droopy Dog dog like voice from behind him.
Snuffaluffagus' Voice: (whinning) Now why wouldn't you believe I existed?
A brown, hairy, trunk like appendage wraps around Kriegman's throat choking him an d driving him to the floor. Kriegman tries to tap out, but the ref won't accept his submission, since Snuffaluffagus is not registered in this match.
Ed Novak charges into the room, with Bob and hand and crushes Snuffaluffagus with Big Bird with it, then turns it on the brown, hairy, elephant-like Snuffaluffagus. Snuffaluffagus releases his hold on Kriegman and backs away, grabbing a chair with his trunk. Novak and Snuffaluffagus begin to circle each other, each with a chair of their choice as their weapon.
Kriegman is on the ground gasping for air, when Scott Naket slides into the picture and rolls up the exhausted Kriegman.1.23!!!
ALAN KRIEGMAN AS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Naket looks like he is gonna try for a quick roll up on Novak, who is preoccupied with Snuffaluffagus. Just as he sweeps in, Novak swings Bob back to strike at Snuffaluffagus, and catches Naket square in the head. Naket stumbles backwards, where he finds Grover waiting to lay the furry feet to him. Grover lets out an angry roar and begins to stomp away.
Gene and Bob are busy working over Scourge. Mr. Hooper runs to protect his store from further damage that could be caused by HAC and Kermit the Frog. A small, squeaky voice speaks.
Small squeaky voice: Hold him up boys.
The camera pans out to show Elmo standing, wrapped in barbed wire. The small red, muppet charges forward and latches onto Scourge's "lower sensitive region" with his jaw and begins to wriggle around. Scourge let's out a keening wail and falls to the ground. Elmo rolls his around over Scourge sticking him with barbed wire, apparently immune to the effects because of his plush red hide. Scourge is cut in several places and seems dazed from blood loss.
Elmo hops up and seems happy with his work, so he beckons Bob and Gene to follow him. They enter into the general part of the museum.
The camera pans over to some trashcan's on Sesame street. It focuses in on a cardboard box which begins to stir. The box lifts off the ground and Ned steps out, stretching after a restful sleep. He notices Scourge is down and waiting to be covered. He makes the cover1.2.3!!!!
SCOURGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Bert and Ernie are seen leaving the set for a different part of the building, with their arms around each other and their hands in each other's back pockets.
The scene shifts back to the general part of the arena where the Argyle is shown wearing a Kremmen sux T-shirt and walking through the an exhibit about the industrial revolution. He yawns out of boredom, then sees Thug Life coming his way.
Argyle: (marking out) Cool!!! It's Thug Life! You guys are the greatest.
Monster: Thanks, kid!
Lil Gotti: Yo' Monnie, we gots us some mad respect up this mug.
Argyle: I recognize that language. It's jive. I used to translate this in a federation called the MWF for a wrestler named Prisoner 61185.
Monster: (whispering to Lil Gotti) Yo, L.G., this cracka is shot the f^ck out!
Lil Gotti: (whispering) Hell yeah, cuz.
Argyle: (still marking out) What you two talking about?
Lil Gotti: Business son!
Argyle: PCW business?
Monster: Yeah
Argyle: Cool!!! Tell me, how does this affect your "business"
Argyle executes a flying Dutchman like double kick, kicking each one of the Thug Life members in the gut. Both men double over, then Argyle puts his arms over both men's heads and executes a double DDT, driving both men's heads to the flow. He flips them both over and makes the cover.1..2.3!!!
THUG LIFE (BOTH OF EM) HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Argyle: Call me cuz.dumbasses
Argyle takes a step back, and there is a high pitched squeaking noise. He bends down and notices he has stepped on a yellow, rubber duck.
Ernie's Voice: (distressed) Yellow Ducky!
Argyle looks up baffled by the appearance of the talking, orange skinned, reportedly homosexual muppet.
Bert suddenly slips from behind, as he is rumored to do, and rolls up Argyle. The ref refuses count, as Bert is not registered in this match. The Ultimate Warlord is, however. As Argyle is down, the Ultimate Warlord executes a huge flying elbow from the top of a boiler in the Industrial Revolution display, right ontop of Argyle's chest. Argyle gasps for air, as UW makes the cover..1.2.3!!!
ARGYLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Precious Peter Love, Boca del Inferno, The Ultimate Warlord, Shadowman, Bert and Ernie rush out and celebrate. Ernie and Bert begin feeling each other up and inserting their felt tongues into each other's mouths.
Dave: I knew those two were gay!
Jeff: I knew it!
Steven: I knew it because Bert and Ernie had a drunken brawl one night, and Ernie left the house. I met up with him in a local bar, where, well, I took advantage of his emotional state and had one night of unbridled passion with him. I am not necessarily proud of that, but I do not regret it. He was magnificent.
The kid from Jerry Maguire's voice: (distressed) You f^cked Ernie?
Jeff: You said f^ck!
Steven: Ernie actually fucked me and it was love making, not f^cking. Now when Boca comes home after a night of Tequila shooters, that is f^cking.
Dave: Can we please derail this conversation and get back to the action?
The scene shifts back to the love fest between the Ream Team, and the now openly homosexual duo of Bert and Ernie. The four pseudo-men and the two muppets have erupted in song!
"Rubber ducky,
You're the one,
You make bathtime
Lot's of fun"
Suddenly Barney the Purple Dinosaur appears.
Bert: That bastard's always cutting into our air time. Get him guys
Ernie: But Bert, he is big
Shadowman: Purple
Boca del Inferno: Mida, and our bueno muchacho.
The Ultimate Warlord: And we all know how much we all love things that are big and purple and bulbous!
The four men and two muppets look at each other lustfully, then charge Barney. Barney let's out a scream and heads for the front doors. He runs out, followed by his six pursuers.
BOCA DEL INFERNO, SHADOWMAN, THE ULTIMATE WARLORD AND PRECIOUS PETER LOVE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
The scene shifts into the early man exhibit. Archangel is shown shaking watching a canned program on a monitor discussing evolution. Suddenly, Kris Kanton appears and shoves AA from behind. AA's head hits the monitor and cracks it. Kanton follows up and hits AA with an Atomic drop. AA bends down and clutches at the spot that makes men different from women. KK then hits him with an inverted Atomic Drop. AA let's out a howl. Finally, KK connects with a belly to belly suplex. He makes the cover.12No!
Dave: Was that our first kick out of this match?
Jeff: Yep!
Dave: Was the match writer just being lazy before this!
Jeff: Yep!
KK pulls AA to his feet and whips him into a stuffed sabre tooth lion. The lion cushions the blow. AA rips a fang from the lion and clocks an onrushing KK In the head with it. KK stumbles backwards and AA follows with a beautiful face buster.
AA looks like he is going to set KK up for his finisher. Suddenly there is a screeching from above. AA looks up, and sees a fake pterradactyl zoom by from above, suspended by a wire. AA scoops up KK and slams him down. Convinced he is softened up enough, he sets him up again for his finisher. Then, his concentration is broken by another screech. AA looks up again, just in time to see Polar Christofferen, who was riding the pteradactyl, plummeting towards him. Polar lands on top of AA wiping him out. KK is also down. Polar covers both men1..2.3!!!
ARCHANGEL AND KRIS KANTON HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
The Pariah appears behind Polar. Polar swings around and sees him. The two men then laugh and run off together.
Trashcan Man is shown walking down a aisleway. He spots Clyde checking out some naked statues of Native American women. He looks around for a weapon, sensing the perfect opportunity for a sneak attack. He then spots his weapon of choice.the one he is double specialized in. A trashcan.
Trashcan Man picks it up and tests the reciptical's weight and balance. Seeming satisfied, he slips behind Clyde for the strike. Clyde is focusing in on the nipular region of the wax statue of the naked female Native American statue. Sweat has formed on his upper lip and his hands are quivering.
Trashcan Man lifts the Trashcan high to the sky and then thrusts it downwards. About 8 inches from Clyde's head, a scuffy looking green blur slips out of the opening in the can, and drops to the ground infront of TCM. The green fuzzy, humanoid then kicks TCM in the gut and executes a Stunner. TCM's trashcan strike still smashes into the melon-like skull of Clyde with a sickening thud.
Standing over both men is noneother than Oscar the Grouch. He surveys the damage done to his Trashcan domicile.
Dave: Was that a stunner?!
Oscar the Grouch: Damn it! I didn't have homeowner's insurance! Well, Oscar don't need no one!
Oscar pulls out a can of Budweiser and begins to chug it down then begins laying his green, furred feet to both men. After a few stomps, he grumbles about Big Bird always disturbing him and wanders off.
Flaymin Aymin just happens to be walking by and notices the Grumpy Green Avenger known as Oscar leaving the scene. He then notices both Clyde and Trashcan Man are down and makes a cover.1..2.3!!!!
CLYDE AND TRASHCAN MAN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Miyagawa rushes to the scene and notices that TCM has been laid out. He and Flaymin Aymin begin to trade punches. They brawl their way around the corner onto the Sesame Street set.
Superstar Jason Carr is shown walking down a hallway. He trips on his own boot lace and falls flat on his back right infront of the Pariah and Polar. The Pariah cradles him up.1.2.3!!!
JASON CARR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!
The Pariah and Polar hear a lot of noise coming from a side door. The peer inside, and notice that chaos has erupted on the Sesame Street set. The seem content wait it out, but then a Singapore cane is cracked across both their backs. The stumble into the room and turn around to identify their attacker and are shocked to see Hardcore Elmo, standing behind them, holding the cane, followed by Bob and Gene.
The scene shifts into Mr. Hooper's store where Hooper and Kermit are double teaming HAC. Hooper whips HAC into a side counter of garden supplies, and Kermit follows up with a big splash.
HAC collapses to the floor due to the force of the blow from the monster known as Kermit D. Frog. Ned slips in through a window and makes a quick cover.1..2..3!!!
HAC HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Naket is still down and absorbing a relentless barrage of slaps and kicks from Grover, who appears to be in some sort of beserker rage. Grover climbs up onto a nearby fence, and executes a moonsault on Naket.
Miyagawa and Flaymin Aymin continue to trade punches. Miyagawa whips Aymin through a hedgerow, where he messes up a flower garden on the otherside. Miyagawa hops over the hedgerow to follow up, but finds the same fate as Aymin. A very angry Maria, wearing gardening gloves and carrying an electric hedger.
The scene shift outside the hedgerow. We can not see what is going on the otherside where Aymin, Maria and Miyagawa are.
Maria's Voice: That's right! We are getting bowdy bowdy!!!
The children: (In unison) AND ROWDY ROWDY!!!
There is a fierce buzzing noise followed by horrific screams. Referee Speedy Riggs looks over the hedge, then goes pale. He calls for parmedics and eliminates Miyagawa and Flaymin Aymin.
FLAYMIN AYMIN AND MIYAGAWA HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Novak and Snuffaluffagus are having an epic fencing matches with chairs. Novak strikes, then Snuffaluffagus blocks. Novak looks deep within the plastic eyes of his brown, hairy, elephant-like foe and knows he has met his match. He can see the ice running through this one's seams.
Polar and The Pariah begin trading punches with Bob and Gene. Elmo steps in and begins kicking The Pariah in the knee, bringing him down. Gene and Bob, double up on Polar. The Pariah tries to get away from the killing machine known as Elmo, but the fuzzy little guy is just too much. The Pariah falls to his side and covers up while Elmo continues his assault.
Polar is driven backwards by the combined might of Gene and Bob. The Pariah is down on the ground behind him. Polar trips over the Pariah. The Pariah rolls to his back as Polar goes down. Polar lands on his backside, but his foot is over the Pariah. Riggs is there to count..1..2..3!!!
THE PARIAH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Vegita and some other guy we have never seen before burst onto the set
Dave: Those two guys aren't in this match!
Vegita lays out both Gene and Bob with punches to the back of the head. The other guy, with the name Baer on his shirt, helps Polar up. Vegita charges over to Naket and kicks Grover in the head. Grover let's out a scream and flys across the room. Vegita then picks Naket up and nails him with a wicked powerbomb to the floor. Baer-man helps Polar over to Naket, where Polar makes the cover..1..2.3!!!
SCOTT NAKET HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Ned slips out a side window in Hooper's store. Hooper runs out the front, while Kermit D. Frog is in hot pursuit, following Ned out the window.
Novak finally gets in a clean shot on Snuffaluffagus, sending the brown, furry thing down to four knees. Novak raises Bob high to the air to finish off Snuffaluffagus, but Big Bird hits him with a spear from behind, driving hard to the Sesame Street asphalt.
Novak is stunned. Ned slip behind some trashcans. Big Bird motions to Kermit D. Frog for help. Vegita and Baer-man head behind the cans to flush out Ned
The scene cuts back to street side where Vegita and Baer have flushed out Ned, who runs right smack dab into a waiting Polar Christoffersen who hits Ned with Snowfyre. Ned is down. Polar makes the cover.12..3!!!
NED HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Kermit D. Frog climbs to the top of Hooper's store, two stories about the Sesame Street black top. Big Bird is holding Novak's legs, while Snuffaluffagus is sitting on his arms and head.
Kermit holds his arms high to the sky.
Dave: HE WOULDN'T!!!
Jeff: HE WOULD!!!!
Kermit D. Frog leaps of the top of Mr. Hooper's store down towards Novak and the street. All his string like appendages are waving in the wind during his descent. He lands directly on top of Novak, with Novak's chest cavity forced to take the brunt of the damage from the falling 18 oz. stuffed frog.
Jeff: FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!
Dave: What was the maneuver called again?
Jeff: FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!
Polar scoots over to make a quick cover on Novak..1..2..3!!!!
NOVAK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Winner: Polar Christoffersen Time: 53:65
Post match, Kermit, Grover, Miss Piggy, Cookie Monster, Oscar, Big Bird, Elmo and Snuffaluffagus begin laying the smackdown on Polar, Vegita and Baer-man.
Dave: Polar Christoffersen will go on to face Trashcan Man this Friday at Fusion for the Extreme Title!
Jeff: But look at the savage beating he is taking! Will he be able to even make it to the ring?
Dave: I dunno! We are out of time! For Jeff Marx and Steven SmithWait a minute, where is Steven?
The scene shifts to the inside of a bubble filled bathtub. Steven is shown taking a bath, with Ernie.
Steven and Ernie: (singing) Rubber ducky, you're the one! You make bath time lot's of fun.
Ernie: (surprised, jumping a little) Ooooh! That's NOT rubber ducky.
Steven: (slyly) I know
Dave and Jeff: EWE!!!!
The scene cuts back to the Sesame Street Set. Vegita and Baer-man have been layed out. Polar is down and flat on his back. Grover is holding his feet and Cookie Monster is holding his arms. Kermit D. Frog is climbing to the top of Hooper's store.
Dave: OH NO!!! We are out of time!!!! Good night everybody!
The camera pans out and Kermit launches himself off the roof of the storeHe is about halfway to the street, when the scene fades to black.