12 Things To Do To Make Sure You Survive... |
1. Do NOT investigate strange noises. |
2. Bugs are not your friends. |
3. Trust no one except for your partner. |
4. Keep your gun within reach. |
5. It's not paranoid if they reall are out to get you. |
6. Never put anything up your nose not from this planet. |
7. Make sure the person who performs your childs exercism is a trained professional. |
8. If you're not sure who it is you are about to shoot...don't shoot, they may have poisonous blood. |
9. Make sure you check your pins and smoke alarms for bugging equipment.. |
10. Never underestimate the power of the computer geeks. |
11. Avoid 3,6,9. |
12. Control your fear in all situations. |