| 12 Things To Do To Make Sure You Survive... |
| 1. Do NOT investigate strange noises. |
| 2. Bugs are not your friends. |
| 3. Trust no one except for your partner. |
| 4. Keep your gun within reach. |
| 5. It's not paranoid if they reall are out to get you. |
| 6. Never put anything up your nose not from this planet. |
| 7. Make sure the person who performs your childs exercism is a trained professional. |
| 8. If you're not sure who it is you are about to shoot...don't shoot, they may have poisonous blood. |
| 9. Make sure you check your pins and smoke alarms for bugging equipment.. |
| 10. Never underestimate the power of the computer geeks. |
| 11. Avoid 3,6,9. |
| 12. Control your fear in all situations. |