12 Things To Do To Make Sure You Survive...
1. Do NOT investigate strange noises.
2. Bugs are not your friends.
3. Trust no one except for your partner.
4. Keep your gun within reach.
5. It's not paranoid if they reall are out to get you.
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6.  Never put anything up your nose not from this planet.
7. Make sure the person who performs your childs exercism is a trained professional.
8. If you're not sure who it is you are about to shoot...don't shoot, they may have poisonous blood.
9. Make sure you check your pins and smoke alarms for bugging equipment..
10. Never underestimate the power of the computer geeks.
11. Avoid 3,6,9.
12. Control your fear in all situations.