The Napoleon Blownaparts Hater Club
WHO?
So remarkably stereotypical rock'n'roll band that it's doubtful that they ever wanted to be taken seriously. Featuring some of the most talentless musicians ever recorded and Mr. Ajax Garcia screaming as loud as possible to hide his terrible singing voice.
ANY GOOD?
Haircuts like theirs were outlawed in 49 states by Federal law at the end of the 80's, it would be wrong to criticise the N.B.A purely on their crimes against style wouldn't it? Well, when their music's as equally as criminal. Music and soud which was clever in the late '80s now it's just silly. At best, it's unlistenable dirge that your average student band could easily emulate.
MUST HEAR?
Your CD player's eject mechanism whirring into action.
WHY LISTEN?
Because you really, really have no imagination or taste. Or shame for that matter. This is, I pray, as soulless and dull as guitar music can get.
Mama!! Tell me is this chord E minor!!
Check out also the other sections:
The Fact File
Jokes about Blownaparts and Ajax Garcia
The official message board (warning!! censorship rulez!!)
Ask yourself - What do I last need in my CD collection. This MP3 can give you the answer.
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Name: Tom of Finland