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| Issy's Section |
| #1: THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SHANNON AND MR. WOOG |
| There is no Mr. Woog at SHHS. There is no Shannon in Mr. Woog's fourth block class. Sorry. |
| #2: THE DEFINITION OF A DOG TOY |
| A bone is a dog toy. Elizabeth is not a dog toy, Elizabeth is a nice girl. Cassandra is not a dog toy. Cassandra is a nice girl. Kate is not a dog toy. Kate is a nice girl. Ben is not a dog toy. Ben is a nice boy. A bone is a dog toy. |
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| #3: ATM vs. BTM |
| I, Issy, being the sick sick girl that I am, have totally destroyed ATM machines forever for Rei Kathryn by connecting them to her Crush, BTM. You see, as money comes out of an ATM I was wondering what comes out of a BTM and therefore made her and everyone else absolutely sick with an away message saying so. All those interested in the answer should contact her. |
| #4 Antarctica and Rachel's party |
| I just think that everyone should know that 44 Antarctica is totally unneccessary. It occurred because SOMEONE didn't show up for her own birthday party. In addition to that problem, it also caused Makozo to be screwing Ian in spain and me to become a stripper. Thank you very much Rachel. |
| #5 The Definition of Antarctica |
| Antarctica- 1.n. an extremely cold continent at the south pole almost entirely below the Antarctic circle; covered by an ice cap up to 13,000 feet deep (Princeton U. worldnet) 2. n. The place someone spaces out to while thinking of a member of the opposite sex. 3.v. To space out over some member of the opposite sex. |
| #6 The School Board |
| It is OKAY to watch schoolboard meetings for fun. |