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| HOW CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S "DIRRTY" IS A METAPHOR FOR A PERIOD/PMS MAIN |
| *First of all, it features Redman. Red! Need I say more about that? *The song starts out by saying things like: "dirty," "filthy," and "nasty." During her period, a woman is not her cleanest or freshest. Line: "Oh, I'm overdue" Translation: Babies havin' babies, tsk-tsk-tsk. Line: "I'm coming through" Translation: Feel free to use your imagination. Line: "Temperature's up" Translation: Women have elevated body temperatures during ovulation. Line: "Bout to erupt" Translation: Again, feel free to use your imagination. Line: "Sweat drippin' over my body" Translation: Again, elevated body temperature during ovulation. Line: "Ah, heat is up" Translation: Elevated body temperature. Line: "Tight hip-huggers" Translation: Women experience water-retention during their cycle, which makes them bloat and their clothes feel snug. Line: "Sweat until my clothes come off" Translation: Elevated body temperature. Line: "There's no stoppin' " Translation: A cycle lasts, roughly, five days. When a woman is bleeding from her vagina and experiencing raging hormones, five days can seem like an eternity. GIVEN ALL THESE FACTS, YOU, THE READER, ARE FREE AS TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT THE SONG "DIRRTY" IS A METAPHOR FOR A WOMAN'S MONTHLY CYCLE. |
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