SEASON THREE

Nature Calls
Fran feels unappreciated and forces Earl to take more responsibilities with Baby. In turn, Baby breaks out of the house because he wants freedom.

Baby Talk
Baby learns a swear word from television. Fran decides to ban anymore television until there is no more swearing on the air.

Network Genius
Earl is asked his thoughts on some new shows on ABC. He gets an official job with the company after some brilliant criticisms.
*A TV Guide book is not new. Grandma was reading that exact issue in a previous episode.
*Listen for Jason Alexander as Stun Boombird.

The Discovery
While playing golf, Earl and Roy find some new land. Robbie and Baby get kidnapped by some cavemen.
*Listen to the translator quote a song lyric about paving paradise and putting up a parking lot.

Little Boy Boo
Robbie is watching Baby and tells him a scary story. Also, this is the episode where Baby’s song debuts.

Germ Warfare
Baby gets very sick.
*Look for the ‘Exorcist’ reference.

Hungry For Love
Robbie’s new girlfriend is the daughter of Earl’s boss. Spike is back in this episode.

License To Parent
Earl gets pulled over and gets a ticket from a Parent Patrol officer. Both he and Fran lose their Parenting Licenses and must retake the test.

Charlene’s Flat World
Charlene must come up with an original idea as a homework assignment. Her idea challenges traditional thinking and creates an uproar.
*The teacher never gave the students a minimum amount of words.

Wilderness Weekend
Baby, Robbie, and Earl are involved in a sacred ritual called The Hunt. Robbie sees it as absurd and a waste of time.

The Son Also Rises
Robbie challenges Earl for the position of the dominant male of the household.
*I like the gay dinosaur at the desk.

Getting To Know You
Fran has been sick and Earl “picks up the slack.” He also throws a surprise party for Charlene on her birthday.
*Listen for Tim Curry as the voice of Henri Bird.

Green Card
This episode explains the issues of immigration and racism in a way that kids can understand.

Out Of The Frying Pan
Baby and Earl become spokespeople for a new frying pan.
*Listen for Jason Alexander as Adult Baby.

Steroids To Heaven
Robbie feels inadequate as a male and starts lifting weights to bulk up. When that does not work, he starts taking steroids and adverse affects begin.

Honey, I Miss The Kids
Fran “quits” as a mom and wants a real job. Earl schemes to get her to quit her new position and return home.

Swamp Music
Robbie develops an interest in “swamp music” and wants to make the band famous.

Dirty Dancin’
Robbie is unable to stop himself from doing The Mating Dance. This episode puts the issue of sex (education) on a child’s level.

If You Were A Tree
Earl gets hit by lightning when pushing down trees, and his soul gets trapped in one.

We Are Not Alone
It is Clean Up Pangea Day. The WeSaySo Corporation gets named as the top polluter of the planet. Aliens visit and they cannot believe how Earth is being treated.
*Listen for Jason Alexander as the host of the tv show.

Charlene And Her Amazing Humans
Charlene enters a talent show at her school, without exactly knowing what to do. She wins and her act gets her some fame.

The Clip Show II
A fake infomercial about home-study paleontology.