| SEASON 1
1) Big Butts Guest stars John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Jeff Zucker, Mark Curry, Michael McDonald Kirstie forces her ageny to set her up on a big network meeting with Jeff Zucker, only to find out that he thinks she’s too fat for TV. Kirstie flirts with an NBC exec and ends up with a holding deal. 2) Charlie’s Angels Guest stars Kid Rock, Carmen Electra, Melissa Gilbert, Kelly Preston, Edie McClurg Kirstie has a meeting with the director of Charlie’s Angels and also runs into the love of her life, Kid Rock, but develops a bad case of diarrhea from an overdose of laxatives. Eddie runs into Melissa Gilbert’s car while ogling Carmen Electra. 3) Holy Lesbo, Batman Guest stars Mayim Bialik, Kevin Nealon, Kelly Preston, Mo Collins Kirstie schemes to meet Gwen Stefani, but instead finds herself in jail with her ex-boyfriend who reveals himself to be gay. 4) The Koi Effect Guest stars Leah Remini, Wallace Shawn, Mayim Bialik, Kelly Preston Kirstie tries out a new diet theory which proposes that in order to get small, you have to surround yourself with small things. 5) Crack For Good Guest stars Connie Stevens, Christopher McDonald, Geoffrey Lewis, Larry King Kirstie’s crackhead brother arrives and suggests that Kirstie start doing crack in order to lose weight. Kirstie’s dysfunctional parents try to intervene. 6) Crybaby McGuire Guest stars Bill Smitrovich, Merv Griffin Merv Griffin sets Kirstie up with one of his rich friends. At first, Kirstie thinks he is ideal, but he turns out to be an emotional wreck. 7) Hold This Guest stars Jeff Zucker, Rhea Perlman Kirstie discovers her bank account is running low on funds. She schemes to get yet another lucrative deal from the network. |