I use this "poem" as an AWAY message when I am with Vinny.
Find a guy:
Who calls you beautiful instead of hot
Who calls you back when you hang up on him
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Who kisses your forehead
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats
Who holds your hand in front of his friends
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you
Who turns to his friends and says "...That's him."