HERE'S A STORY FROM THE GOVERNOR HIMSELF!

One day the Governor decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies from The Gentleman Grochowski Show. He invited Springroll, Lakeshore, Twenty-one, Keven, the H-Bomb,Curley and all the fans of the show. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his parents second story ranch-style home.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating hotdogs, cheeseburgers,shrimp, potato chips, oysters, BBQ ribs and vegetarian delights while flirting with the women of the Gentleman Grochowski Swim-suit calender. At the height of the party, the H-Bomb said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in the pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in." The words were barely out of the H-Bomb's mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Springroll in the pool fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Springroll was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke-holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Japanese Judo instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Springroll and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Springroll strangled the gator and let it sink to the bottom like a Wal-Mart goldfish. Springroll then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the H-Bomb says, "Well, Springroll, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Springroll.
The H-Bomb said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Springroll.
The H-Bomb said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?"
Springroll said "No."
The confused H-Bomb said, "Well, Springroll, then what do you want?"

Springroll said, "I want the name of the mother fucker who pushed me in the pool."