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Phoebe: We have to get some rest. Prue will never forgive us if we look bad at her funeral.
Piper: You can tell them we buried their precious Charmed Ones when we buried our sister.
Shane: Did you ever try to meet the sisters? Ask them about it?
Paige: Hi, I think your mom abandoned me at birth. What's for dinner? No, I don't think so.
Piper: Isn't it obvious by now that our only destiny is to die?
Piper: Your destiny still awaits, she says. There's a reason for everything, she says. So it's time to summon her transparent butt back here and find out exactly what that reason is.
Grams: All right, fine. You caught us. Congratulations. So what are you going to do about it, shoot us?
Phoebe: Easy, Grams. Not all of us are dead, remember?
Piper: I think the more appropriate question is how does a Whitelighter get somebody knocked up?
Piper: You're not truly one of us until you've dated a demon. Welcome to the club.
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Cole: They're coming after you anyway, Piper. The Source is coming after you.
Phoebe: And we won't be ready for him because instead of teaching Paige how to be a witch, we're out hunting for every Tom, Dick and Beelzebub in San Francisco.
Piper: Evil got the Book of Shadows. How did evil get the Book of Shadows?
Piper: You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?
Mr. Cowan: And you are?
Piper: I'm her sister.
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Phoebe: If you wanted to be on top all you had to do was ask.
Paige: I was gonna guess that.
Piper: Why are you guessing at all.
Paige: To pass?
Paige: I should be learning how to body slam sweaty demons, like Phoebe.
Piper: Be patient, and study hard, and one day, you will get a big, sweaty demon of your own.
Paige: Just perparing of the source
Leo: Oh, is he coming for dinner?
Paige: Sure, sugar, whatever you say. Let's go work up a sweat.
Piper: OK soul sister, back to your own bodies.
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Phoebe: Speak of the devil, slash whitelighter, slash witch.
Piper: I will worry about the source of our income, if you worry about the source of all evil.
Piper: I really think that when you've been a witch for a few months, you'll know the difference between sensing evil and needing a warmer jeacket.
Paige: Uh, I knocked but nobody answered. And the door was unlocked." Leo - "Oh, it usually is. Otherwise, demons come crashing through and costs a fortune to fix.
Phoebe: The real world better start showing me some respect otherwise, I'm gonna stop saving it every week.
Piper: It stands for Prue, Piper, and Phoebe. We are P³. We were.
Piper: It is like talking to a wall.
Leo: She's got the Halliwell hearing.
Pheobe: It began with an interview where a woman made me feel this big and now I actually am this big.
bouncer: You can't go in there.
Piper: Excuse me?
bouncer: It's a VIP area.
Piper: Oh, you're assuming because I'm not tall, tattooed, or big breasted that I'm not important? That's a bad assumption, see, because I own this club, which makes me a VVVIP.
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Piper: We still need the Power of Three to vanquish him, and unfortunately, number 3 lives across town.
Leo: Well bye!
Phoebe: What do ya mean "bye", we just got here?
Leo: Well ya know I don't wanna leave Paige unprotected.
Piper: Is she home?
Leo: Yeah she's home, she's just a little uh, indisposed at the moment.
Piper: Wait wait, you watch? What are you like a peeping angel?
Leo: Well I didn't see anything!
Piper: Uhh?
Leo: All right just a little!
Glenn: Who are they?
Paige: Oh the soon to be EX sisters I was telling you about!
Paige: This better be important!
Phoebe: I can't use my blow dryer!
Piper: Paige! The Charmed Ones come first!
Phoebe: The Charmed Ones come first?
Piper: It always worked when Prue said it.
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Paige: Is there anyway to claim this kind of damage on our home-owners insurance policy?
Piper: Usually not.
Paige: What I can just expect my furniture to get blown up?
Phoebe: Get ready to expect the unexpected, that's rule number one in the Halliwell manor.
Piper: Wanna learn the rest?
Piper: Phoebe, look ok the bottom line is, if I'm ever gonna have kids then I need to have a life first, which means I need to be a human first and then a witch later ok? Get it, got it, good.
(Leo orbs into the baby shower)
Piper: What are you doing here? No guys allowed!
Phoebe: Cole, OhmyGod!
Cole: I just found out that Piper's in the underworld, I think the source has her.
Phoebe: The source, how, how do you know?
Cole: From another chameleon demon, I kinda,... squeezed it outta him.
Piper: I'm gonna be so happy when I vanquish your sorry ass!
Doctor Alister: Accept your reality.
Piper: You let me outta these restraints, I'll show you some reality!
Piper: LEO, LEO!!
Insane Paige: Ugh, would ya stop with the "Leo, Leo" you're making me crazier than I already am!
Phoebe: I think it worked.
Paige: Either that, or we're in Mary Poppin's head.
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Piper: Well I say the only good Source is a dead Source.
Paige: Who's going to kill us?
Piper: No one.
Paige: That's new.
Piper: Pheebs, if there was such a thing as a protection potion we'd be mixing it in our morning coffee.
Phoebe: There's got to be something we can do... and by we I mean you.
Paige: Who's attacking us?
Piper: No one.
Paige: Right on, I get the weekend off.
Piper: See, now that is the spirit!
Cole: We can go now and be back before anyone notices.
Leo: Oh, they're gonna notice. And then they're gonna kill me.
Phoebe: Ok, so just start cooking and let that inspire you!
Piper: Now she's Martha Stewart.
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Phoebe: Tell me what's wrong.
Cole: It's just... I need action.
Phoebe: I kinda thought we were doing ok on that department.
Phoebe: Am I the world's biggest bitch or what?
Piper: Nah, too easy.
Phoebe: Um, if you put your nose any deeper into that coffee cup you're gonna need a snorkel.
Leo: There's only one way to get Clyde down here. Clyde! Get your butt down here you fat worm from the bog of eternal stench! You gotta make him mad. Your mother was a chunky substance from a gin cesspool. And she smelled bad too.
Piper: Alright, enough with the pet names and the accents in the kitchen and could you come up with something better than Lulu? It sounds like a poodle.
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Phoebe: Ok, move it or lose it people! Coming through!
Paige: Hey! I was using that!
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I'm late and I need caffeine, so sue me.
Piper: Two weeks of jury duty and suddenly she's lawyery.
Paige: I understand that I also pay rent here.
Piper: There is no rent.
Paige: It's an expression.
Piper: No it's not.
Paige: Well, it should be!
Leo: Demons you can handle, but not rats?
Glenn: So, you're gonna cast a spell on me?
Paige: With your permission.
Glenn: And when nothing happens...
Paige: When nothing happens you can drag me off to the funny farm, tell'em I've been brain washed... believe me, I could use the vacation.
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Cole: What would you say if I became really human and got a job?
Phoebe: If that's the criteria for being really human then I am in big trouble...
Cole: Miss Phoebe Halliwell, I come to you a man, nothing more, nothing less, to ask: will you be my wife?
Phoebe: Hm, yeah, I will. Again.
Phoebe: Oh, well, you know me... any excuse to spend a little extra time in the kitchen.
Piper: I do know you and that's just not true.
Piper: Since when do you scream instead of fight?
Phoebe: Actually I did consider scratching him.
Piper: Leo and I can pose as bounty hunters and say that we have Tyler. We can gain access to Ludlow and vanquish him.
Phoebe: Sure. Just as long as you're home for dinner.
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Piper: A demon? What kind of demon?
Phoebe: A one with a half a face.
Piper: Yuck!
Paige: Oh my god!
The Source: Not quite.
Leo: What do you say we go home and get started on our future?
Piper: What do you say we go home and go to sleep and work on that future tomorrow night?
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