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Piper: Barry Manilow?! Dad you booked Barry Manilow?
Billie: Doesn't that burn your hand?
Piper: What are you doing here?
Grams: Trying to stop you from ganging up on your sister.
Piper: Well you’re sort of dead…so this doesn’t concern you!
Grams: I've got an afterlife to live, you know.
Paige: See! Even you have a life and your dead.
(כדור אש של השד מפוצץ את אחד הכיסאות באולם קולנוע)
Billie: Now help me out here, I'm new at this. Who pays for that?
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Billie: I can't believe this, you guys really are The Charmed Ones. I did a little research after you left. The newspapers said you all died in some terrible accident. And which one are you?
Paige: I would be Paige.
Phoebe: What do we do?
Piper: Blow her up?
Paige: One condition, lose the cheap vinyl outfit.
Piper: People, don't make me whistle again.
Billie: Oh, yeah?! Actually my problem is, is that you're just killing my buzz!
Paige: Buzz. That's what you call fighting demons?
Billie: Beats the hell out of video games!
Leo: I think the point is that we need to take it slow, be patient.
Phoebe: Tell that to my premonition!
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Billie: Oh, come on. How dangerous can a model be?
Piper: I think the only way to save Maya is to get him to confess to the murder somehow.
Paige: Oh, that happens before or after hell freezes over?
Maya: Sorry I kicked you in the face.
Billie: Well, I'm sorry we almost got you killed.
Piper: Hurry, get the mattress.
Paige: What if it doesn't work?
Piper: Well, then it was a bad idea.
Paige: Oh honey...orange is so not your color.
Paige: Don't worry, we'll have you out of that unflattering colour in no time!
Billie: Can't we vanquish him?
Piper: We don't usually vanquish humans.
Paige: We want to keep the use of magic to a minimum so the demons don't find out we're still alive.
Billie: Oh. Okay, yeah. Three chicks move in under the same roof. Hello, how dumb can they be?
Billie: Whoa, that was close.
Paige: Good, fear. You're making progress.
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Piper: You know being a super-mom can be surprisingly satisfying.
Paige: Don't forget, you're really his super legal guardian.
Piper: And are there any other soft spots you'd like to poke at while you're here?
Paige: So ladies, how are we enjoying our demon free exsistence, so far?
Piper: She's worse then a demon, she's a "room mom".
Billie: That is one desperate housewife.
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Murphy: I've been following you.
Billie: Why?
Murphy: You know why.
Billie: If I knew, I wouldn't ask.
Murphy: Cute.
Billie: Thanks.
Murphy: That wasn't a compliment.
(פיבי צורחת על בילי ומנופפת בידה, פייפר תופסת לה את היד ומסתכלת על הטבעת נישואים)
Piper: Whoa! Hey! Wow, that's huge!
Piper: You've been eavesdropping?
Paige: Yeah, but not through the "funny stuff".
Piper: How long has this been going on for?
Phoebe: Since about the fourth or fifth grade.
Paige: Is this what we've been reduced to? Loveless sex, pimping...
Piper: Yes.
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Phoebe: I'm pregnant.
Paige: Dex?
Phoebe: No, this guy I met at the gas station - of course it was Dex!
Billie: Please I know I can do this.
Piper: Fine, but if you get caught on tape I will vanquish you.
Billie: She's serious?
Paige: Eh uh...just don't get caught.
Piper: Great. Witch vanquishes demon, film at 11.
Piper: You can fight demons, but you are afraid of pumpkins?
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Soothsayer: How many times a day do you have sex?
Piper: A day? What, are you crazy?
Sam: What part of the government does he work for again?
Paige: Uh...the super-creepy part.
Paige: Don't make me regret having saved you three years ago.
Paige: Maybe if you came around more then once every three years, you'd know this about your daughter.
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Man: Hey, superhero babe! Over here!
Billie: Ugh, somebody. Vanquish me now.
Billie: What just happened?
Phoebe: We're screwed. That's what happened.
Phoebe: Hey, lay off the male bashing!
Zira: You can't save her - it's too late.
Piper: Wanna bet?
Henry: You're quite the optimist, huh?
Paige: No I just have hope.
Zira: I can't believe he's dead, it's almost anti-climactic.
Billie: You are such a downer. No wonder I made you invisible.
Billie: Well I rescued a woman in distress, vanquished a bunch of male demons and I scratched my pretty belt again.
Piper: Well we could try the 'to call a lost witch' spell. If there is any witch left in her it should bring her back whether she likes it or not.
Phoebe: Yes, she's a superhero, but no, you can't get mad at her, cuz it's your fault.
Henry: Let me guess - missionary? Social worker? Do-gooder?
Paige: Homeland Security actually.
Piper: Good job Yang.
Leo: Thanks Yin.
Bilile: There's no wrath like a woman scorned!
Piper: We have to go find her and bring her back because I'm not cleaning up this mess!
Phoebe: Hello? Voice of experience. I've been turned into a mermaid, a mummy and a genie. Trust me I know these things.
Phoebe: This is unbelievable. Piper takes the car, Paige orbs, but does anyone stop to think that Phoebe can't orb? No, of course not! Why? Because it's all about them!
Piper: He can't make us do this on a weekly basis, it's boring.
Phoebe: Well... if he does, we'll just turn him into a frog or something.
Paige: What are we, Charlie's Witches? We don't work for him.
Piper: That's blackmail.
Phoebe: No, that's your taxpayers dollars at work.
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Paige: Hey, don’t you have a lunch date?
Phoebe: I cancelled - I'm taking a little hiatus.
Paige: From lunch?
Phoebe: From men.
Paige: Are you trying to charm me?
Henry: You think I'm charming?
Paige: No, I don't.
Leo: Piper, please!
Piper: Oh come on, what's one more pair of shoes?!
Billie: Paige already did the "what were you thinking?" thing...
Piper: So...what were you thinking?
Billie: It was cool! I mean bad cool...but still kinda cool!
Piper: You remember Billie? Cute, blond and perky? Yeah, she's gonna die!
Paige: Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go check on little Ramon.
Piper: Don't you mean Henry.
Paige: No, I mean Ramon.
Phoebe: Give him a kiss for me.
Paige: Henry?
Phoebe: No. Ramon.
Piper: Hey sunshine! It's good to see some color in your cheeks.
Paige: Yeah, gray and pasty not really your best color scheme.
Piper: The woman is a love machine, if she gives up on men something is very, very wrong.
Paige: You know what? You're doing that bratty thing again. Which means you were doing something you shouldn't be doing.
Phoebe: Oh Paige, Henry called last night for you.
Paige: Why? What did he want?
Phoebe: Uh, I don't know but I'm pretty sure he wants you.
Paige: That's ridiculous.
Piper: Why? Don't you like him?
Paige: No.
Pheobe: Really? Then why is your face turning red?
Paige: It's not turning red, I probably put too much blush on.
Leo: It's kind of turning red.
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Paige: Where are you going?
Piper: To cheat Death.
Paige: Where is Billie?
Phoebe: She's upstairs trying find the demon who took her demon.
Piper: Hang on a second, are you telling me that the first time you two agree on anything is when you decide to let my husband die? I dont think so.
Piper: So you're gonna go, and if I see death, I'll call ya.
Paige: Fine, but if he gets you, I am never talking to you again.
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(ההורים של בילי לא מפסיקים להתמזמז מול האחיות)
Phoebe: Okay, let's talk over here... You guys just don't mind us... just keep grossing me out over there.
Phoebe: Hey... are you okay?
Billie: Oh yeah sure, considering my parents tried to shoot me.
Phoebe: Paige we gotta move. So we can get the thing from the thing for the thing.
Phoebe: Piper what happened?
Piper: Well, your [Billie's] parents jumped me. That's the last time I invite them for dinner.
Paige: Just a question. Why is it so hard for you to get close to people?
Henry: Well, you don't beat around the bush, do you?
Phoebe: Too bad Mary Poppins got away.
Piper: Billie, I really don't want to blow up your parents, but...
Phoebe: Piper, what did you put in their food?
Piper: Food was in the food, thank you very much!
Piper: She's the one who said "assassains"!
Billie: It's just a figure of speech!
Phoebe: Well, apparently not.
Phoebe: You're videotaping yourself setting the table?
Piper: Well, when you go on a long trip, it's the little things you miss.
Phoebe: Yeah, but sweetie, he's not on a long trip, he's frozen.
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Piper: Where you been?
Phoebe: Oh you know, just upstairs, chatting, playing with some toys. Wow! This just seems like a huge success. Maybe we should wrap it up.
Piper: What are you talking about? The party just started. Wait a minute. What happened? What's wrong?
Piper: I'll go, you stay here with Wyatt and make sure he turns Pinocchio back into wood!
Vivian: Thank you so much. This is the best birthday party Emma has ever been to! Those characters were so amazing!
Phoebe: Yeah, you can thank Wyatt for that.
Phoebe: Look, you know, bright side is they have a good time.
Piper: This is not a good time. This is chaos!
Phoebe: Yeah, but you gotta admit, the army guy is kinda cute.
Piper: Forget it, Phoebe. He's not anatomically correct!
Paige: Don't make me sorry I saved you.
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Piper: Ohh... I think they have a height advantage.
Piper: Well, do you have another explanation?
"Phoebe": Well Yes! I do... But I'm not gonna tell you!
(פיבי" מחסלת שד")
"Phoebe": I did it.
Piper: Yeah you did it! Why?!
Phoebe: And we can't just stop living our lives, you know. I mean, you said so yourself.
Piper: Yeah, well, I didn't mean it.
Paige: Hey, Henry.
Henry: What?
Paige: Guess what?
Henry: What?
Paige: I like you.
Henry: Hey, Paige.
Paige: What?
Henry: Guess what, I like you too.
Phoebe: You know, if you don't want me to go...
Piper: No. You've got to go. There's some blonde chick sleeping in your room.
Billie: Well they say imitation is the greatest form of flattery ...well they do!
Paige: You wanted to live like us now I guess you get to die like us.
Patra, Pilar & Phoenix: Oh crap....
Phoebe: Uh....it only moved a little..
Paige: Well maybe that's because I am little!
Piper: Uh..just out of curiosity..if this doesn't work, what's plan B?
Phoebe: This is plan B. Billie was plan A.
Piper: Well, remind me to evict her if we get out of this.
Henry: Let me guess, you used to be a man?
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Piper: What, she gets to be a tiger and I'm some stinkin' buffalo?!
Piper: You take it. I don't really have time to watch anything anyway. Except Spongebob.
Paige: Oh my goodness, Henry just fell off the bridge. I'm gonna have to call you back.
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Henry: I'm getting pretty tired of you insinuating that I'm not good enough for Paige.
Simon: I'm not insinuating it, I'm saying it!
Henry I mean I've faced demons, fireballs, magical suitors and I think I've passed the test...right?
(גרג מתקרב לנשק את פייפר אבל היא מתרחקת).Greg: I'm sorry.
Piper: No, it's okay. I mean, no it's not okay. It's definitely not okay!
Paige: I mean, who's this guy think he is? He just shows up and announces that we're destined to be together?
Phoebe: Well, according to 40 oracles and a sooth sayer...your future husband.
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Coop: Oh. Sorry. How's it going?
Phoebe: Did someone invite you here?
Coop: What, are you kidding me? I love weddings.
Phoebe: Has anyone ever told you that you are a big pain in the butt?
Billie: Hey, how'd it go? Was the hot guy a Triad?
Phoebe: Okay, let's just focus on Christy. Otherwise, we're going to have to deal with the wrath of Piper.
Piper: Great, because demons attacking at the party, I can handle, but Christy eating with her hands, I cannot handle.
(בילי מלמדת את כריסטי לשתות שמפניה)
Christy: Why clink?
Billie: I don't really know. It's just kind of a thing.
Paige: Maybe we should call the whole thing off.
Piper: Don't even think about it. Listen, the party is on, dude!
Paige: Dude, the house is a mess.
Piper: And what else is new?
Phoebe: You know what? I didn't notice you at the cafe because you're... you're just not cute!
Coop: No, I'm cute. You're resistant.
Phoebe: You have to admit, that's kinda suspicious! I mean, you must have got some sort of vibe off him, did you?
Christy: No...I thought he was cute.
Phoebe: Yeah, please, what do you know? You were raised by demons for god sakes!
Piper: You go and talk to your fiance. We have enough fire power down here.
Paige: Don't say the F-word!
Billie: Fire power?
Henry: How can you get married without wearing a veil?
Paige: If you want it so much, you wear it!
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Christy: I don't have any stuff.
Piper: Well, you will have stuff, every girl has stuff, we have tons of stuff, you can have some of our stuff, you gotta wear somethin'.
Coop: You can't keep running from love...
Phoebe: I'm not running, I'm walking.
Piper: Okay well, what am I? Chop liver?
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Henry: What is going on? Talk to me.
Paige: Nothing. It's nothing. It's really nothing. It's...you're completely perfect. You are. Could I call you later? That would really be the best thing. Okay. I'll do that.
Phoebe: Any luck with Leo?
Paige: Oh no, but we did manage successfully to get Christy to hate us.
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Phoebe: Did you hear that?
Piper: Your tall exotic lover?
Paige: Girls, be nice!
Piper: When did you become the big sister?
Paige: When you stopped acting like one.
Paige: Witch, whitelighter, wife I give up! How do I juggle all this?
Piper: You know considering you want to kill us maybe you should use the front door.
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Billie: I'm sick of all this destiny crap!
Leprechuan: It might be better if we sit this one out.
Paige: Well, if the balance of power shifts, you're going to be doing an awful lot of sitting here cause there's going to be nobody to protect you from all that evil. Look, I came to you guys first because you're smart, you're cunning, brave.
Leprechaun: Good looking.
Paige: You're damn good looking, I mean that's for sure. But hey. If you don't want to help me stop the ultimate power that's okay, I'll just uh I'll just go ask the gnomes.
Leprechaun: What? The gnomes are idiots! You can't trust them any further than you can throw them.
Paige: What happened in my life that I wound up having to talk to leprechauns so much?
Phoebe: Oh God... I know! I know! It's forbidden love and I'm doomed and... and... and we're doomed and everything's doomed!
Piper: That about sums it up.
Phoebe: One minute we were talking and the next minute I was attacking him.
Paige: Magically?
Phoebe: No, sexually.
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Billie: Too bad we're trying to kill Paige, otherwise she could've healed you.
Billie: We've been waiting for you.
Paige: Well the wait is over.
Phoebe: Okay, we can't keep playing "Survivor: Underworld" much longer.
Piper: We can't fend off demons forever. We need a plan.
Paige: Maybe just give up?
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Piper: Well, Phoebe and Paige uhmm... They didn't make it.
Victor: What?
Piper: But it's okay. I mean, I'm gonna fix it. I don't know how but... I'm gonna fix it.
Grams: What happened?
Patty: It's okay Mom, you just fainted.
Grams: Well, of course I fainted, you're dead!
Older Leo: How do you spell Zankou? With a "Z" or an "X"?
Older Piper: That's cheating!
Older Leo: I'm not asking you, I'm asking me! Well...?
Leo: A "Z".
Older Leo: Ha! Told ya!
Patty: Did we miss anything?
Piper: No, well, we changed the past and fixed the future and saved the present. That's all.
Victor: But I...I'm... um...I...I'm so confused...
Patty: Oh...well, get over it. I did.
Victor: Where did you come from?
Patty: 1975. How do I look?
Chris: I mean, we don't know what happened. One minute everything is fine...we're kicking demon ass...
Wyatt: Actually, I was kicking some demon...
Chris: Oh, pffff...
Parry: Ah...confused. Are this my future grandkids or yours?
Phoebe: No, yours.
Patty: Oh! Hi!
(קופ מופיע באמצע הסלון).Wyatt: Uncle Coop!
Phoebe: Wait, What, whoa... Uncle Coop?
Grams: Don’t tell me she marries a Whitelighter too.
Piper: Worse. A mortal.
Grams: Oh good God. Didn’t I teach you girls anything?
Piper: There's always Uncle Coop.
Henry: Are you okay?
Paige: Yes, I’m okay. Of course I’m okay. I mean, we weren’t okay okay. But now we’re okay. And I think in the future we’re gonna be...I think we’re going to be more than okay!
Henry: Okay...
Victor: Didn’t anyone tell her we’re divorced?
Phoebe: Wait, you went to the future too?
Paige: We sure did miss a lot when we were dead.
Paige: Does she know?
Grams: Yes, yes. We know. We’re both dead by now. We’re over it.
Patty: Speak for yourself.
Patty: That kind of makes this the new present.
Paige: Says the woman from the past.
Grams: Though, a different past than mine.
Piper: Are you...?
Future Leo: The future you and Leo? Yeah. And we've been expecting you!
Future Piper: Yeah, I baked cookies!
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