MST3K Sounds!!!
(in alphabetical order--sort of)

"Ladies and gentlemen, please accept our sincere apology for all of this."

"Bite me!"

"You do it--I'm bitter."

"Boiiinnngggg."

"Aah, it's too complicated for you, bonehead."

"Hey kids!  The word for today is--booger! Yeah, that's right, booger!  Boogerboogerboogerboogerbooger."

"Death...fire...loss...disillusionment..."  "Boredom."

"Does this bug you?  I'm not touching you."

"Push the button, Frank."

"Hey, close it all the way--what, were you born in a barn?"

Commercial Sign

"Now, join me in my dance of death."

"Dickweed."

"And don't forget the cheese."

"I don't get you."

"We gotta get Windows for this thing."

"Go to the window."

"Help!  Help me!  Oh help!"  "Yeah, you're first on our list of people to help."

"Hey, wait a minute!"

"Honey Bunches of Death!"

"I hurl my skinniness at you!"

"Say Mike, uh, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Unhhhh..."

"You know, guys, the whole situation--being stuck up here in space, forced to watch cheesy movies, interacting with other life forms--it kinda bites."  "Hey, you're startin' to catch on, kemosabe."

"We like it here!  Now we're even closer to the atomic pile!"

Llama.  That's all you need to know.

"Rock 'n' roll martian!  Rock 'n' roll martian!"

"Jessica, look!  A traysure chest!"  "Oy."  "Did you maysure the traysure chest?"

"What's this mess?!?"

"A Microsoft meeting goes horribly wrong!"

"Mitchell!"

"Joe Don Baker is...Mittens!"

"Movie sign!  Oh, we got movie sign!!!"

"Hey look, it's the MST3K logo!"  "You're not supposed to know about that..."  "Oh, er,..." <whistle>

"Nepenthe, nepenthe!"  "You are so gay."

"Normal view, normal view, normal view, norrrmaaallll vieeewwwww!!!!!!!"

"And stop picking your nose."

"What was the point of this little, uh, little scene here?"  "I dunno..."

"Pumaman, he flies like a moron...."

"Can I just remind you to bite me?"

"We never say 'who's gonna get this--' we always say 'the right people will get this.'"

"Rowsdower?"

"How did you come to be sold as a slave?"  "I accidentally hung a sign on myself that said 'slave for sale'."

"You sonofa--!"  "Son of a what?  Son of a preacher man?  Son of a son of a sailor, maybe?"

"And speaking of cheese,..."

"Are you still here?"  "No!"

"The haunting Torgo theme..."

"What's this?  Our fanatical physician and his fickle fiancee speeding to their country cottage?"

"Window!  Hello, window!  Boy, that was close."

"And now the windows are even smaller.  But, I can make 'em big again!"

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