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Name: Sharon Estrop (Singapore)
Since I haven't been able to sleep since Saturday, I decided to
surf and LO! I came across your page. Excellent stuff, I must
say .... Being Malaysian myself I really appreciate the humour
!! However why aren't there any Gragok Jokes? (not that I mind)
But Eurasians actually like having a good rib tickle especially
if its about a bloody gragok... E-mail me more good stuff ok ?
thks.
A Grago girl
who didn't sleep since Saturday??? That means you didn't leave
the house...Sorry, couldn't resist that ;-) I like your suggestion
about adding some Grago jokes, so I'm going to visit Malacca next
weekend and...
Name: Azman
(Shah Alam)
Wow bro! Cool stuff you got here. The weather is hot but you page
is totally cool!
Name: Lianne
(a great energy out there! : ))
Every section is great and jokes here are definitely laughable!!
Name: H. Sugata
(Japan)
Help!
Please very urgent. Sorry if I damage your guestbook. I needed
the e-mail for your Malaysia art galleri inside the railstation
in Kuala lumpur. Cannot find the address anywwhere in internet
search. please look for me - thank you.
Sugata-san,
no wonder you could not find it. It's known as the National Art
Gallery and it's opposite the Railway Station. It's a public holiday
here today, so I'll call them tomorrow and e-mail you the info.
Are you trying to dispose a stolen painting or what?
Name: Larry (Kuala Lumpur)
Hehehe..maybe this Mr Sugata was so desperate to dispose the stolen
painting that he searched Yahoo under Malaysia's roadside. I mean,
which place would you think of (first) if you want to push off
some stolen stuff? The roadside right?
Thanks Larry.
Mystery solved...and the "commission" from Mr Sugata
shall be shared equally between me, you and Yahoo.
Name: H. Sugata
(Japan)
This is very upsetting. I am not a art thief. I am a artist planning
to have display in your country.
Please print correction - thank you.
Ok! My apologies...I
guess me & Larry won't be getting any commission...
Name: Gary
Knight (Birmingham, UK)
Hi, I think your AAAAAA section is very useful and intuitive.
How did you know that those were theabbreviations I didn't know?
ESP? Great job.
In fact, many
abbreviations and acronyms are really practical. Imagine someone
saying "Did you see the great Light Amplification by Stimulated
Emission of Radiation show on TeleVision last night?"
Name: kuehkoci
(puchong)
congatulations bro..great shite.. err..i mean site u got 'ere..
keep up the good work
(r u being paid forthis
job?) ok..got one indonesian joke..
Thanks dong!
No, I'm not paid to do this, but any monetary contributions will
be gladly accepted. No questions asked. Your Indon joke is being
detained and will be transferred to JOKES PART 2 for further interrogation...
Name: TCW (Malaysia)
Well Done !!!!!!! Continue the good job !! Maintain the standard
and keep on updating the jokes. Thanks !
Name: The Tan
Sri (The Office of the Tan Sri)
I resent your comments about the "National Sweetheart!"
Amy Mastura and Erra Fazira are NOT married, divorced or anyone's
mistress! (Although I AM dating amy..hehehehehehehehee) And neither
is Siti Nurhaliza.... And how the heck do you fit all this stuff
in 6 megs? The Tan Sri rules!
Happy Mother's
Day and Happy Bithday Amy, hmmm...what a co-incidence...
Name: hexdot
(from earth lah .. of course)
hey dude, I love all the jokes especially Bhai one... See ya in
tmnet.communities.
Name: The Tan Sri (The Office of the Tan
Sri)
Amy's birthday coming up? Oh shoot! Quick! Help me choose a present
for her! I'll see you at Carry 4 in Subang! Hurry!! Amy, sorry
laa.. Abang terlupa! Abang dok sibuk mempertahankan nama baik
tanah air kita dari serangan imperialis Barat dan media mereka!
Amy faham kan? :)
Tan Sri, meet
your "prospective in-laws"...I might have a surprise
for you ;-)
Name: Calvin
Cal (Penang)
Whoa!! Whoever you are, you really make us malaysians proud....
I mean.... This is world class! better than world class !! I really
like the way of everything here. Keep up the good job..... you
have lots of people supporting you..count me as one of them !
Name: Michael
(Malaysia)
congrats on such a superb website....definitely one of the best
i've discovered...and i'm glad it's malaysian too!!! yam seng!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM..YAM,
YAM, YAM, YAM, YAM, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM...SENG!
For those of you not familiar with Chinese "customs",
that was the Chinese toast or "Cheers!" or more accurately
"Bottoms Up!". At a typical Chinese wedding banquet,
the master of ceremony leads the guests in toasting the couple
in one extended "Yam Seng" scream. The guests join him
with brandy glasses in hand, screaming with him until he runs
out of breath or becomes blue in the face. When the guests hear
"SENG!", they happily gulp down their brandys. Within
10 seconds, you'll find a sea of red faces due to rapid alcohol
absorption...OK Michael, leady?
Name: KS Singh
(Penang)
Great Site !
Since you're
a Singh from Penang, and I assume you understand Hokkien, here's
a Penang Bhai joke for you: What do you call a Singh who's always
procrastinating?
Amarjit Singh
Name: zmind
(urr ?? I don't know lah ..)
Hei, I pity those Bhais. Anyway, few more on Bhais.
What do you call a Bhai who goes crazy?
Chi Singh (Cantonese)
What do you call a hairy Bhai?
Singh Singh (Cantonese, you figure it out)
How do you know if a Bhai is a programmer?
Debug (Dilbak) Singh
What do you call an original Bhai, 100 % pure , non-celup?
Sangat Singh
Name: mary
(TO, Canada)
Great site!!! good jokes. luvv it. unlike some of the c*** from
other m'sian sites. keep it up. is this the work of one or many????
Thanks and
sorry, Mary. I have to censor that word to preserve the peace.
This is many work of one.
Effective today, the WORLD
BAND RADIO
will have its own guestbook call RADIO RESPONSE. If you have comments
pertaining to that section, please sign in from there. Thanks.
Name: Aaron Tang (Melbourne,
Australia)
Hello, great job on the web site. Very professionally done. I
had one of my greatest laughs in a very long time. Great to see
that SOMEBODY has taken the trouble to put up a site full of Malaysian
jokes. I really miss jokes like these. Keep up the good work and
I look forward to future new jokes.
Name: FELIX LEE (Brickfielda,
KL LOR)
2 cents?? SHIT this site worth more. NOW i know where my buddies
got their jokes from. AND if you're a help student ???? LONG life
the librarian gang that has taken the glorious name or being the
most LOL ppl in college. DEF gang ur the best. HAIYA my mom wants
her combackkkkkkkkk.......
Huh???
Name: mary (TO, Canada)
no insults meant!!- but is this website DEAD? (As in dead - letter
box) I've been in almost every otherday and sent you two more
e-mails but does'nt seem to have any replies. Also no new jokes
or new roadside responses.
Sorry Mary
(and other visitors), I missed the last boat out of Jakarta. No
teh tariks here, but the Hard Rock Cafe would do nicely..
Name: Viktor Ahmadeyev (Kolumpo)
Darn I have already been so proud to be a Malaysian, but after
reading ROADSIDE, hell! I'm even prouder! Keep up the good work
and don't worry, I shall forward your URL to my global friends.Aiya...lu
manyak gila oh...
Lu olang kolumpo
atau olang lusia?
Name: Jim (KL)
Dear roadsiders, You guys r too much..........i hate u all....i
was in a meeting and my boss caught meinternetting to ur site.....
if it wasnt for the damn music...i wouldnt have been caught........
Cisss........jebat.....turun kau!!! i hate u forever and ever
forever.......jim..ps....next time i'll post some boss jokes for
u guys.
Name: Nay Nay (BuayaLand)
This hp is very nice and funny. WEll, I have a lil riddle for
you. What do you call a Chinese and Bhai combination? Hehee.Kinda
vulgar but my lil cousins were the ones who gave me this idea.
Since we're
at it...what do you call the offspring of a "Chibai"
and a Malay???
Name: studman (earth)
great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,what is vico+horlicks+milo+kopi+teh?ANSWER:
we lick my ko teh. well done!!! keep it comming!
Name: Ken S. (Lawrence, KS)
Hey, My American friends always dunno why I so one kind. Sometimes
I talk one kind, sometimes Iact one kind, sometimes I drive one
kind. I referred them to this site. Now they know. It's a Malaysian
thing. Excellent work on the site. - gilaman
Name: GC (KL)
You have done a GREAT job! Thanks for bringing so much fun for
us, keep up the good work. By the way, I have these "Singh"
jokes to tell, shall I or shall I not, who cares! Listen:
What do you get when you put many singhs together?
Banyak bising!
What do you do to a mean and annoying singh?
"tau pa singh" - in cantonese
Name: Sabrina (Tawau, Sabah,
Malaysia)
It's a really cool site! Should worth more than a couple of cents,
don't u think so? Well, i loved all ofthe sites and i hope u will
continue to spread the malaysian (kononnya) friendly atmosphere
around!!
p.s. lay low on the women jokes ok?
OK...will
just lay the women...
Name: zafarullah (Ipoh mali)
Yoi mat, hang ni dasat punya gila, tergelak mati aku baca hang
punya web site, cun habih. Kalumacam ni hai apa wawasan 2020,
lagi tinggi bole sampai mat oi!
Name: Tuck (KL)
Man!!!!!! This is hell of a good website. I salute you with 21
gun shots.
Do I look
like a crow?
Name: Ah Hoe (Ipoh mari)
I think ah you quite goodlah, like the singellala storli my fliend
give me. I like to shale some signboard jokes with you brudder.
In a Jilin hotel (China): "You are invited to take advantage
of the chambermaid"
Near Petaling Street (KL lor): "Wan Kow Hotel"
In a Wuxi dry tailor shop (China): "Drop your trousers here
for a fast one"
Keep up the Malaysian discovery, brudder!!!
I was busy
collecting (photographing) our own funny signs, hope to put it
up at the next major update.I keep hearing about the shop with
the sign "Wee Kien Fatt" and its neighbour "Soh
Kien Wee". Does anybody know where they are located? In Klang,
I came across a tyre shop "Kok Lick" and a hardware
shop with the sign "Semen Jual Disini"...
Name: Monica (Ipoh)
ohhhhhh......the jokes......are really typical malaysiannnnn..lah.......for
the outlook of the homepage... Ithink..it can improve better and
add more cuteQ..cuteQ animated text and constantly update the
homepage.
Thanks for
the suggestions, I'll try to add in some cutecute animated text...
Name: JIMI (JOHOR BAHRU)
alamak kekadang faham kekadang tak faham langsung jokes you tu..
tapi tak pe kelakolah jugak. Bilapulak nak buat laporan berita-berita
sensasi dalam` urban legends' rasanya tak sabo nak dengo.. okey
bye...
Name: Benjamin Ee (USA)
Macha....damn power lar your page! I'm a Malaysian studying in
US now and this page makes me closer to home. U rule!! by the
way, what's your real name ah?
Call me macha
or brudder...
Name: Shanon Lee (Tawau, Sabah,
Malaysia)
KEEWLL page. I like it. I'm so proud of Malaysian coz u roadsiders
can make such cool page. nah, here's 2 cents.
Name: Benjamin Ee (USA)
Bhai joke (post it up please):
What do u call a bhai transvestite who's constantly swearing?
Kaur Singh (cursing)
Is this a
US Bhai joke???
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