What do you call a Singh who drinks only
soft drinks?
Yeo Hiap Singh
What do you call a Singh who drinks only
beer?
Jasbir Singh (Just Beer)
What do you call a Singh who likes to go
for a swim at night?
Kuldip Singh (Cool Dip)
What do you call the only Singh left on
earth after a nuclear holocaust?
Jestwant Singh (Just One)
What do you call a Singh who owns a ship?
Karpal Singh
What do you call a Singh who owns a ship
that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. It's Karam Singh
What do you call the Bhai who was sacked
from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh
What do you call a lousy Bhai?
Owtar Singh
What do you a vulgar Singh?
Tiu Niah Singh (Cantonese curse words)
Side tracking a bit here: What does a baby
tuna calls it mother?
Tuna Ma (Cantonese curse words again)
What do you call a Singh who's a three
star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese for 3 Stars)
What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
Pu Singh
What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
Sam Singh
What do you call a Bhai porn actress?
Hard Kaur
What do you call a female Bhai security
guard?
Securi Kaur
What do you call a Singh who likes to sing?
D.J. Dave!
THESE ARE THE MORE CREATIVE
ONES:
What do you call baby Singhs?
Singhlets
What do you call the study of Singhs?
Bhailogy (Biology)
What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
Microbhailogy (Microbiology)
If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming
their own country,
what will they call their currency?
Mata Wang Ah Singh
What do you call a Singh who doesn't like
backsides?
Surpri Singh!
A Sikh family owns a petrol station in
Brickfields.
The names of the three brothers running the business?
Servi Singh, Grea Singh and Wheel Balan Singh
They also have a cousin who works there
as a pump attendant:
Dispen Singh
What do you call a Singh who stays in Section
5, PJ?
Ga Singh (as in Jalan Gasing)
What do you call the Singh who was adopted
by a Chinese family?
Bung Ka Lee
What do you call a Singh who's a coward?
Ball One Singh
FROM OUR VISITORS....
What is a Bhai standoff?
Two Bhais bathing together, and one drops the soap!
What do you call the Singh who can swim
underwater?
GS Gills
Did ya hear about the Bhai who was sent
to jail
for beating up his wife? The judge said he was
rotten to the core (kaur)!
What do you call a Bhai playboy centerfold?
Boh Cheng Kaur (Hokkien - "Not Wearing Pants")
What do you call a horny Bhai?
Gian Singh
Why is the KLIA a favourite for
Singhs?
Because they have special immigration lanes for "ORANG AH
SINGH"
What do you call the new KLIA taxis?
Limosinghs
What did the Singh say in his traffic accident
report?
Dia belakang mari!
In the wild west, what did the Apache say
to the Singh?
Umm...you make good scalp, already pre-wrapped!
What do you call a Bhai girl who likes
hot choclate?
Co Kaur (Cocoa)
What do you call a Bhai girl who's an interior
decorator?
De Kaur (Decor)
What do you call a Bhai girl who's a gangster?
Tai Kaur
What is the official mode of transportation
for Bhais?
Bhaicycle (bicycle)
Why are Bhai jokes so stupid?
So that the Chinese, Melayu and Tamil buggers can understand them!
(from Taranjit Singh)
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