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I went out to lunch with my friend the other day.

We went to Old Town Pasadena, and we decided to go to Hooters.

You don't respect me anymore, do you?

Well, we figured it was a good way for two guys, one married and one engaged, to get back in touch with the old mojo.

Well, let me tell you, it was ON. Those Hooters waitresses wanted to do the bumpy dance with Sweet Uncle Willy.

Really.

Come on, stop laughing.

Well, just around the time I was feeling like Magnum P.I., our waitress, whose name was something like Traci, or Candi, or Suzi, or something ending in "i", says to me,

"Can I ask you something?"

"Oh, hell, yeah!" I think to myself, as I prepare to let this poor girl down gently with the news that I am quite happily married to a super hot babe.

She screwed up her courage, leaned close to me, her full, pouting lips just inches from mine,  and asked, breathlessly, "Didn't you used to be an actor?"

"WHAT?! USED TO BE?!" "I STILL AM!" I hollered, as a thousand fantasies fell from my mind.

She immediately knew that she'd made a mistake. She thought quickly, and tried again:
"Oh, I mean, weren't you an actor when you were a kid?"

All I could do was numbly answer, "Yeah," as I hung my head, and ordered the first of many pitchers of beer.

Funny story, right?

Yeah, funny like when you watch another guy get kicked in the nuts.

Well, here are some links to some of my current projects.

Please take a look, and inform your local Hooters girl.
Jane White Is Sick And Twisted
Very funny dark comedy. Currently in post production. I play a dick--I mean, a guy, whose name is Dick.
Twice In A Lifetime
Good Family TV.
I guest starred on last season's finale.
Foreign Correspondents
Charming Indie. I play a geek who means well. Boy, that was a stretch. Currently airing on Showtime Next.
The Girl's Room
Another charming indie. I play The Campus Hunk, in a romantic role. Also stars Soleil Moon Frye, TV's Punky Brewster!
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The Invisible Man
Very cool show on SCI-FI channel. I got to play a really bad guy.
The Good Things
Award winning short film. Shot in Kansas by my friend Seth Wiley. I'm really, really, proud of the work I did in this movie. Which means all the Trekkies will hate it.