In Cockney English: the "telly" is the T.V.; "nicked" means arrested (means stolen when referring to an
object);
a "mate" is a friend;
"the khazi" is the men's rest room;
"Cheers" means thank you or good-bye (and is sometimes a toast).
to "put the mockers on" something is to mess up, spoil, or ruin it;
"the old Bill" is the police;
"brekkers" or "brekkie" is breakfast;
a "sarnie" is a bready, buttery sort of sandwich;
a "punter" is a customer;
a "wind-up" is a practical joke;
to get "shirty" is to get touchy/offended;
a "gaff" is a place (like an apartment, shop);
your "gear" is your stuff;
and a "flat" is an apartment.
Note: "eh" is usually pronounced "Ay," like the name of the letter A, especially when at end of a sentence/question. Eh?
Braces {} enclose unclear speech.
When I printed this, it took 36 pages.