"JUMP! JUMP!"-AJ and Brian

"I'm feelin kinda NAUSEOUS."-AJ "GONNA THROW UP BABY!!!!"-Brian

"GOOD GOD IT'S KEVIN!!!!"

AJ's Looks

"If I ever had plastic surgery, I'd change my nose. I hate it because it's too big. I'd need a super-sedative, though!"

"I had it (his new tattoo) done in a Berlin hotel room the same time Brian got his cross tattoo! His brother Harold did the design and it's s'posed to symbolize something about me. The bits in the middle spell out my name. Unfortunately, my mum's not too pleased, especially 'cause I told her I wanna get one more done!"

AJ's mom: "It's true I'm not exactly thrilled. I thought he should've thought about it more, but AJ has a tendency to do things on the spur of the moment and then regret it later. But it's his responsibility. It he doesn't like it, he's the one who's gonna have to get it removed and that's gonna hurt!"

"Do ya like my hair?" (giggling)

"I had my hair dyed and dried, and then I premed it and it went boosh!" (how he got his fro)

"my eyes are brown...only for today"

"The buff" (what he sleeps in)

"Why do men have nipples?? For girls to kiss!!"

"My pants fell down and I was wearing boxers with kisses on them."

"Except when I'm asleep- Then I'm naked."

"I fiddle with my jeans all the time now."

"AHHHHHHH!!! Caught me without my sunglasses."

"They look better shaved."

"I've just been kissed."

Others

"I spend way too much money on frivolous things. I'm an impulsive shopper. I don't have time to go shopping, so when I do, I don't take my time. I just buy!"

"We all try to stay as real as possible and stay true to who we are."

"I can spot a fake person a mile away! If they're fake, I won't bother to talk to them."

"The vibration of any moving vehicle puts me to sleep."

"Yup yup yup yup yup"

"That toilet takes forever to flush."

"I'd like to be Alexander the Great, a conqueror and a mighty person, who my parents named me after."

"I'm the king of hotels when it comes to not paying my bill"

"I don't want strangers taking pictures to my mom!" (referring to when he moons the guys on the tour bus)

And it makes the show a hell of a lot better

My favorite colour would have to be, well, I'd have to say.................yellow.

""I'm not good at secrets, so don't tell me any."

"I never used to pray before, but now I pray every day."

"I love cooking."

"If I get a day off, I'll sleep like a dog. You won't see me all day."

"Cuz we really want you to...."

"I'm a good reckless driver..."

"I almost lost my pants onstage."

"I dunno who the hells ears you have."

"Friggin fall on that stuff"

"I wasn't prepared...they didn't brief me."

"I REALLY can't stand these guys."

"He's still got too many damn bags....WAY too many damn bags."

"I look like a convict in all of these pictures."

"To all the fans in Germany...I'm still alive....but I can't have kids anymore."

"They even go up to our hotel rooms after we check out and grab socks or boxers we accidentally left behind. Then they'll whip them out and ask us to sign them. And we're like, 'How did you get these?'"

"Too many letters."

"And then we sacrifice a chicken!"

"I stink??? Damn, sorry..."

"You didn't HAVE to eat it."

"HA! Missed me!"

"Where the hell am I going?"

"It's like wearing saran wrap."

"I look bolemic in my large anorexic truck."