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Welcome back Beaver-(AP) A homecoming 4 years in the making. Beaver #2, after his extended coroperation with the United States Goverments K-33 think-tank. Is soon to return home with an Honerable Discharge in tow, yes, thats right, yet another alcolaid of achievment to place upon the beaver mantle. K-33 is a top-secret, blacklisted operation in the middle east to create and manifest solutions to the increasing threat of violence and poverty in third world countrys. Beaver#2 was happy to help, but was upset regarding his extended stay of 4 years. Although his mission was confidentail, dont be suprised if you dont see more information released upon his return.

Lights..camera...beaver(above)-Beaver #2 shortly after recieving his "Honerable Discharge", sweating in malice.

"Dam" Chaos(AP)- At approx 4:24 pm last Thursday, DEA and ATF teams raided the home of Beaver #4. Serving a series of federal warrants. However, #4 saw them coming. As seen in this artists dramitic interpitation.(left) He was able to conceal 400 pounds of Phillipeno swag, multiple firearms, and the effects of his own personal cocaine habit, under a single log. Baffeled and confused, investigators quickly apologized and escorted themselves from the premisies. When later asked, investigators where said to be "disapointed" and "milidly bewildered".  Apparently unnamed informants were responsible for the raid, and when asked, police told #4 exactly who said what and why, not realizing they shouldnt. Before leaving, the agents, over run with there own emotions, fired several cans of tear gas into the near by forest to relive some of the anxiety brought on by the fruitless raid. No one was injured however, they did damage an unsed portion of #4's terriotory. At press time, no pending law suits had been filed. It is rumored that the goverment agencies will settle out of court. When asked how he avoided a potential hazard like prision. he simply quoted"one hand washes the other". He obviously fears nothing.

Event Horizion(left)-Beaver #4 seen here in this dramitic recreation of events transpiring at his pond side ranch in Midesto county."he's obviously aware" Mm,Mmm,Good..(below)-Beaver #3 enjoying a fresh peice of cerebreum in his summer garden. Gray matter provides protiens and vitamens young beavers need.

Asasination foiled by it's own Alunium(NA)- Friday night, our beloved, and fearless leaders life came dangerously close to ending when an unseen sniper attempted to kill him. "The f*cker got me in the knee" #1 screamed with horrish abandon. After feaning death for a few moments, making sure the cost was clear, #1 began to plot revenge before the ambulance had arrived. Full responsibilty for the act was attributed to a cross between the Islamic Hesbollah Jihad, and the United Negro College Fund board members. Actions are currently taking place under goverment radar to avoid any "discomfort" in the oval orface.

Ouch!-Beaver #1 shortly after losing a knee.

Now taking Applications........ Act now!! The window of oppurtunity is closing around you like to much cheese on a nacho. Positions are currently being filled for, "peace negotiator" "mercenary" "kitchen help" an much much more. Things are currently moving at an imeasurably slow rate. So now is the TIME!!! All we need is your.... name:(first only) e-mail: age: 12 good reasons why you should join the beaver team: and thats it.....send your applications to twelve_beavers@yahoo.com

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