Things I do like, Things I don't like, and Things that are just plain weird

NOTE:
/= Something I do like
X= Something I don't like
~=Something just weird

Also: Everything on this list is true

X Losing my original notebook for this along with my trusty green pen
/ Having another notebook and trusty green pen
/ This list (its the world's best list)
X People who say that I look like Howard Stern
X George Bush (both of them)
X Alito
X Most Republicans
X Spam
X Internet ads
/ Unimportant necesities
X Stupid coffee sizes (tall, grande, veinte?)
X People who stalk me over the summer and school years
/ Watching idiots get chewed out by my choir teacher (hilarious!)
/ Listing to girls talk about their endevours with clogged toilets (best...study hall...ever...sort of...)
/ Hockey
/ Other sports
X People who say my homepage "sucks ass"
X Overly worked Hitler metaphors
/ Foamy the Squirell (I'm listening to him now)
/ pokej6.tk (its a website, look at it)
X When Yellow 13 shoots you down over Farbanti at the same time who shoot him down
/ Ace Combat 4&5
/ Flying
/ The following shows
/ Stupid disclaimers (funny, but annoying)
/ Foamy's rants
X Metaphores
X Similes
/ February 19th (my birthday!)
/ Getting paid to do nothing(my job)
X N2H2 (blocks ShortyUSA for weapons, but you can find how to make a flame thrower)
/ Terrorists (get those American morons out of Iraq!)
X Certain terrorists (only a few)
/ An idea of a show where Bush cage fights various terrorists
/ Watching people attempt and fail to debate Stephen Colbert
X The way the Browns suck (both our good WRs tore their ACLs)
X The way the Indians missed the playoffs in '05 (to Chicage, last 3 games)
X The way our "democracy" gives Republicans House Majority, Senate Majority, Supreme Court Majority, and the Presidency
/ Debaing God
X The various Nazis in my school
/ Not needing braces (perfect teeth!)
/ Having 4 extra canines (a Were-Jesus operating at 300% efficeincy, if I wasn't Jewish)
X Waking up in a pool of your own blood (weird!) X Finding more blood on the wall after waking up at 3 in the morning in a pool of my own blood
X Homework
/ Having no homework
X Tarea (Spanish homework)
/ Weird Al Yankovic (pure awesomeness!)
/ No Pants Day (visit nopantsday.com for more information)
/ Music assosiated with NPD (No Pants Day, what else?)
X The way my teacher won't put the No Pants Day Anthem on the 8th video
X Pittsburg's winning of the AFC championship (and the Super Bowl, Rothlisberger did not have that TD!)
X The 8492nd squardron (Grabacr), Ofnir, and Yellow squadron (they do make AC 4&5 interesting, though)
X The verb chant (CAMINAR! CAMINAR! CAMINAR! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
X Microsoft and Dell
/ Jereman
X Selfish/Greed people
/ Teachers who misspell my friends' last names (Demunchi)
X Clay-throwers
X Headaches from discussing the universe and algebra, etc.
/ Mobius 1, Blaze, Edge, Heartbreak 1, Archer, Swordsman
/ Listening to my friends debate a battle between animal and plant cells (weird)
X Writing on the bus
X Most people whose initials involve GW
X Stupid bullying assemblies / Warm winer weather X Not being able to read my own writing
X When your flight instructor is killed in a mid-air collsion (dalayed flight lessons too)
/ Easy math problems
/ People who do notice when you screw up
X People who don't notice when you screw up
/ Humidifiers that make the air smell good
/ Black Hawk Down (sad, but awesome movie/game)
/ Star Wars
/ People who say any Star Wars episode (escpecially 1,2 and 6) aren't "epic" enough
/ Losing another green pen
~ The way JAS stands for "Fighter" "Attack" "Recon"
/ 50 Shekel, the Jewish Rapper (I'm a fly Rabbi who says Shadi...)
X Middle School American Idol / My own bike trail to no one
X Swahili songs that mean "Oh, I hit my finger on a rock"
X People who sa "barima" when they shouldn't
/ Cross your fingers, Dance around, Hope that nothing freezes up...
/ Q-yay
/ Puntos
/ MSG (Medevil Sleeping Game)
X Fire Drills
X Anouncements misatken for gun threats
~ The way cold twinkies flawlessly predict the future
/ Watching Jereman eat burnt Twinkies (funny)
X Dry erase marker fumes
X Evil computer languages ( C# ...)
X Barely missing the Honor Roll (3.481!)
/ Watching girls strangle annoying other guys (did she pass that CPR test?)
/ Bar-Mitzvahs (escpecially mine...)
/ Inhaling Helium (makes your voice weird...)
X People who call me a hillbilly (I ain't not no hillbilly!)
? Good swimming pools / Evil giggling / Girl Scout Cookies (simoas all the way!)
/ Easy Ratios
X Tired hippies (What the-?)
Being tri-lingual (Hebrew, English, Spanish)
/ 24 (the card game, not the show)
/ Long political/religious/ethical debates
X Football players with bad feet (horrible!)
X Weird Tau notes to Markleon
/ My site
X People who steal my privacy policy
/ The AP Matrix (good movie!)
X The following things:
  • Disney (person and channel and amusement park and shows and movie)
  • Cartoon Network
  • Nintendo
  • Final Fantasy
  • Jak
  • Zelda
  • Ratchet and Clank

/ Indoor water parks / JPSI (Jewiness Per Square Inch, mine's high)
X Annoying classmates who blame each other for everything
X When future Marines don't invite you to their 25-year-old funerals
/ Battling a random bee named Mr. Bee
/ Antidog
X My favorite-voted similes and metaphors
X Gender Benders
X Non-working pencils
X Exploding condiments (escpecially mayonaise)
X Most Guardians
/ My new loft bed
X Cheese (the dark side)
/ Meat (the light side)
X Misleading bumper stickers
X Distorted chipmunk lyrics/ / Being the only awake person I my bus
X Announcemnts that wake everyone / Being told by a girl that I look like a girl (Not exactly in a good way)
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X Songs written by people who don't like breathing X Overly-used chipmunk lyrics
X Skating my first hockey game in 4 years with two freakin left skates
X When your original hockey number was already taken (I was number 12 [conicedence], but nooo..., now I'm number 24)
X Not knowing a guy named Frank who owns a 2000" TV
X Losing my ASF glasses
/ Finding my ASF glasses