"My stage performances have been described as, outrageous and well thought out. The unexpected can happen, including demonic possesion, personal adverts for personal freshness, wind and shampoo, which pop up from time to time. I combine this with current events which have included, The Weakest Link... Phil Michell's shooting...Dierdre Rachid's imprisonment...drug addiction...mental health...the price of fish...blah blah blah.
I do an anti-Christmas show and bring Halloween to a puzzling and ultimate finale', with all sorts of harrowing images that a Halloween show should contain.
I do things on stage that I would find interesting and amusing, but these things are sometimes confusing to the viewers. I've had people come up to me 3 weeks after a show and say, "Oh, i get that bit now, when you pulled the flowers out of your ass!"
A show can last for between 25 and 40 minutes and will include something for everybody. Even if a member of the audience doesn't appreciate everything they will certainly have a favorite part. Reality=you can't please all the people all the time, but as long as I've given each person something enjoyable that they'll remember I know I've achieved something. I'm not out to educate or imform, just offer an alternative to what's already out there.
ME, DEZIRE DUBFIRE AND THE "TRANNIE FROM HELL", CHRISSIE DARLING.
SORRY ABOUT THE NAFF CURTAINS, BUT HEY, THATS GERMANY FOR YA!!!!!
I'M BEAUTIFUL, DAMN IT!!!
LOOK AT MY LOVELY LEGS!!!!!
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