Title .:. When movies go wrong.... Poor
Author .:. Reesepbc
Rating .:. pg - 13 *language*
E-mail .:. reesepbc@gmail.com
Disclaimers.........
This is a Sailor Moon A/U fic with just
Ok well I am obsessed with Moulin Rouge and Star Wars ep
2... And this is suppose to be a humerous fic... so please don't think that I
hate
o_o;; Also I DO NOT own any of the characters in here except
for myself.... Yes I will be in here ^.~
Happy
When movies go wrong.... Poor
" CUT CUT CUT ... Do it over, This Time Ewan I want
Christian to just drop Satine to the floor like a rag doll.. Remember you are
suppose to make her think you hate her. "
" Sure thing Baz..
Anything. "
With that the doors
swung open and Christian and Satine were in front of a crowd of onlookers.
Going with the script that he had written Christian walked down the steps
dragging Satine behind him and then letting her drop to the floor. Gasps could
be heard from the audience as Christian threw down some money and walking
towards the audience.
" She is yours
now, I have paid my whore. "
The play continued
on unbeknown to the audience that Christian wasn't really in character but really
testing Satine to see if she loved him.
Darien walked in the
double doors of the Moulin Rouge set with a confused look on his face. * Just
how the hell did I get here ? This isn't Tokyo. * Darien was lost in thought as
he heard Christians last statement. Looking on the floor and seeing the very
upset, yet very beautiful Satine. Not one on the American culture nor the
actors in movies Darien was oblivious to the fact that Satine was non other
than Nicole Kidman. Not paying attention to the others he ran up to the stage
and punched Ewan square in the face.
" How dare you
treat a women like that, I would never treat my girlfriend like that. You are a
lousy piece of shit. "
With that said Darien
grabbed Nicole by the hand and dragged her off the set, with Baz yelling cut in
the background and everyone getting more and more upset at the intrusion.
Darien thought he was doing the right thing, and finally turned around expecting
to be thanked but was surprised to be punched in the jaw by one bewildered
actress.
" Let go of me
you pig headed ass. I was working back there, and you just stormed in and
ruined that scene., now we have to take another hour to redo the whole scene.
Just go away and never come back. "
Darien looked at her
like she was on drugs before turning around and walking off mumbling something
about her being a whore. Unknown to Darien, Ewan had made his way out of the
studio and met him at the gate. Before Darien had a chance to respond Ewan
punched him out and left him in the middle of the drive.
" You stupid
moron if I ever see you again I will do more than punch you. "
With that Ewan and
Nicole walked off to finish their scene for the day.
Darien made his way
to a hotel and phoned home ( no this is not ET --;;; ) He was upset to find
that somehow he was now in the REAL WORLD and not in his nice little world
created by Naoko. Feeling there was no hope for him he decided to fit in. So he
headed out and found a nice job and bought him some new clothes and started
over.
A few months had
passed and Darien was still kinda shaken up at the weird way those two people
had treated him. He had taken a trip to clear his thoughts and maybe hopefully
find his Serena in this world. He went to America and somehow ended up in Texas
where he met a woderful and sweet young girl in her early 20's named Reese.
Reese and Darien spent all their spare time together. They travelled all around
the world seeing many different places. Then one day as fate would have it ( or
one weird fanfic author ^_^ would have it ) Darien found himself once again on
another movie set. He walked in dragging Reese behind him kicking and
screaming.
" DARIEN we are
going to get in so much trouble. We need to get out of here. "
But Darien was
captivated by the pretty lights of the little sword thingies that these people
were messing with. Not really paying attention Darien walked out into what
looked like a major battle field. He was surrounded by many people and creature
looking things battling it out. As the dust and sand began to get kicked up
Darien began sneezing and not really watching where he was going he knocked
some poor guy over. Darien quickly turned around to help the guy up only to
come face to face with the familliar face of Ewan McGregor.
" Omigod It's you, I... I... what happened to your
whore? "
Ewan looked at Darien with a curious look on his face,
before his face came back to him. Not thinking Ewan laughed out loud before
bringing his light sabre between him and Darien.
" My name is Obi
Won Kenobi, and you have just made a fatal mistake. "
With that he brought
the light sabre crashing down on the poor defenseless Darien. Hayden and
Natalie came running over to where Darien lay and Ewan stood.
" You do
realise that you aren't suppose to do that right? " Natalie asked.
" Ahwell I don't
care, he just got in the way. "
With that Ewan laughed with the others as they turned to go
back to work, they were interupted once more when Reese came running out of the
shadows into the open crying. She knelt down over the fallen Darien and cried.
She was oblivious to the others around her. Feeling like crap Ewan lightly
placed his hand on her shoulder. Reese looked up and into his eyes before
letting out a loud shriek. Jumping to her feet she couldn't control her
entusium.
" Ohmigod...
Your Ewan Mc Gregor... I simply love your movie Moulin Rouge.. I ..
Ohmigod.."
Looking around the
group of people Reeses gaze feel upon Hayden Christisan, She felt about ready
to pass out as he smiled at her. She smiled back.. and the rest is what you
would call is history.... ^_~
.:. The End .:.
The moral to this
story is that Darien was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and well
never piss off a man with a bigger SCHWARZ than you... ^.~ ( That one is for
you Suzanne) Also I am not on drugs I
just wanted to have some fun..... LOL