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Pat Anderson's Column Week of 4/22/02 |
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Well Hello Clukerfaces. How the hell are we. Friday was illnahnahnahad.
Saturday was fun but it withheld a slight blumpkinface. Anyway I am running
out amazing stories, so I thought this week would do some 1. Did you know that kiesler sometimes smells like a freshly spiced kittie
litter box! 2. Did you know that I once took a shit across from Kristen D's house
and used roobar leaves to whip! 3. Did you know that hass once jacked off while watching the bears superbowl
video. (it was McMahon's part) 4. Did you know that one time we were out of toliet paper in our house
and jessie asked me If I had an old t-shirt he could use? (Seriously) 5. Did you know that the T-shirt I gave him was the one I usually mistake
for a sock while jerking off! 6. Did you know that T-dids used to fruitboot while wearing a pistons
jersey? 7. Did you know that Frankee is cold ass player who used run the streets
with KJ and Ice T!! 8. Did you know that Joel once offered me a blumpkin. 9. Did you know that Jessie once was mistaken for a 10. Did you know that phil used to do cock push-ups in gym class! (Mr
Ri stall used to ask him to stay after class for a few drinks) 11. Did you know that Jay Pope used to use the shocker technique with
girls that could sometimes be 12. Did you know chad magnusion has the all time record for beaming people
in little league baseball!(dude he hit me like 3 or 4 times it hurt like
a motherbitch) Well I hope You enjoyed got to go |