Pat Anderson's Column

Week of 4/22/02

Well Hello Clukerfaces. How the hell are we. Friday was illnahnahnahad. Saturday was fun but it withheld a slight blumpkinface. Anyway I am running out amazing stories, so I thought this week would do some
amazing trivia facts about the crew. For example, did you know that I once flooded my neighbors basement by turning on their hose and letting it run into their basement window. I usally hate these types of did you
know questions but I think some of these are pretty good.

1. Did you know that kiesler sometimes smells like a freshly spiced kittie litter box!

2. Did you know that I once took a shit across from Kristen D's house and used roobar leaves to whip!

3. Did you know that hass once jacked off while watching the bears superbowl video. (it was McMahon's part)

4. Did you know that one time we were out of toliet paper in our house and jessie asked me If I had an old t-shirt he could use? (Seriously)

5. Did you know that the T-shirt I gave him was the one I usually mistake for a sock while jerking off!

6. Did you know that T-dids used to fruitboot while wearing a pistons jersey?

7. Did you know that Frankee is cold ass player who used run the streets with KJ and Ice T!!

8. Did you know that Joel once offered me a blumpkin.
( I felt weird but I said yes)

9. Did you know that Jessie once was mistaken for a
fugitive, for real he was offering free blowjobs in the bar accross from frankee's! (the cop started asking questions when he recognized Jesse's technique)

10. Did you know that phil used to do cock push-ups in gym class! (Mr Ri stall used to ask him to stay after class for a few drinks)

11. Did you know that Jay Pope used to use the shocker technique with girls that could sometimes be
confused with rats! (probably still does)

12. Did you know chad magnusion has the all time record for beaming people in little league baseball!(dude he hit me like 3 or 4 times it hurt like a motherbitch)

Well I hope You enjoyed got to go
much love fat pat

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