What's up dildo's, and ferryfucks. Today is Tuesday again so lets fucking do this. First off, I want to shot a holla out to my ballsac (for never leaving me). Next I want to say what's up to all my TLC niggers,shit is stinky. Ok, hours and hours of drinking out on the lake are just around the asshole as we approach are summer. I was doing some thinking I was trying tocome up with a way that we could have topless ladies that reward us for drinking and partying out on the lake. Now I know this idea sounds a little bit crazy and maybe it is,but if you think about it are fun level could double this summer if we had some nice big cans flopping around in our face every time we got up to make a drink or every time you dived in the water and had trouble swimming back up for air(I can recall). last summer was ill but If I could pin point one thing that was not up to par it would be the lack of tities I saw on the boat. So I want to come forward and say I will not stand for this, this summer and I don't think you should either. Who is with me!
Here are a few guidelines I have come up with just to increase our chances of a titified summer.
-First of all I know for a fact that there is going to
be a lot of new girls passing in and out of the boat
this summer just because tlc is the shit and everybody
wants in. So what better to welcome the ladies by
telling them the bikini has to come off for at least
20 minutes in order to come on board ( sorry honey
life sucks show your tits).
- Second, the girls that are the prudest are the girls
that accidently get made the strongest drinks and I
guarantee with some peer pressure those tatlers will
show there face.
- Next , girls that absolutely will not show any part
of their body that does not satisfy me will have a
choice, leave now and never come back or attempt a
double front flip (without a life vest) off the top of
the boat. Hopefully with enough force that swimsuit
just may fly off on impact.
-Sluts are always welcome just don't touch-em
-Finally we have got to make sure that we as TLC OG's
get really wasted and always are encouraging topless
drunkenness.
This is not a far fetched dream, With planning and
teamwork we can make it happen.
Much
love Fapps!