Pat's Column

Well then, you little fruitfucks it's go time for this
week's column. Ok, I have seen a lot of fucked up
things in my day but this past weekend I saw
something outlandishly disturbing. So their we were
minding are own business just walking around when we
ran into todd, who was surrounded by a bunch of girls
that came to the realization a long time ago that they
could not stop eating.( those wounded gunts) However,
todd and the fatties had started talking shit to us.
I took one good look at these poor excuses for
blumpkin faces and simply asked myself "were is
richard." For real, If I was going to get a taste of
the circus I really would not want to miss richard the
clown from richardville who apparently can give
himself a blumpkin. Anyway a guess group of overweight
crisco balls and a todd will do for now. I guess we
all felt sorry for this group of clowns because we
just simply let them talk shit to us without doing
much about it. After Looking back on this situation I
have realized that their clowns everywhere and
anywhere however I guess what I am trying to say is
that if I ever see a clown show like this again I am
going to bring back some serious getto-jacking
beatdowns to these fools dome pieces.
Much love fapps!