Hey dushbags, do to recent unknown authority my site
is being monitored by a gang of sensitive butt lovers,
who hate the word faggot, and pussy . ( just kidding
phil, I know your going to edit this out anyway).(ps.
I left a 12 pack of burger in your trunk)
Well fist-fucks, how are we today? To tell you the
truth, I guess I am still a little pissed off about
this weekend. First off, I am really getting sick of
this Wisconsin piss, shit, and beat off weather we
have been getting for the past couple of months. It's
fuck-in April, and I am still wearing the same long
underwear I have had since 6th grade( you know the
one's with the shit stains) I hate wearing them, but I
have to ( I liable to shit myself anywhere, and
without my long undies my terds just might turn into
brown glaciers). So If these frigid temps continue I
just might have to bang the weather's salad out.
Alright, the next thing I wanted to talk about this
week is Milwaukee's finest, that's right those mother
fucking piggies. As most of you know little John's
(mini-biggs) parties are usually off the lid, but due
to some retarded pig fuckers that call them self
Milwaukee cops, little john's party on Saturday night
became a night of tradegy. About a 50 to 100 of
little john's guest were told to shut the fuck up for
about a hour in a hot sweaty attic. These cops were
confused raged pricks that used common phrases like "I
have gun and badge so boys under the age of 21 take
your cloths off" some other common one's I heard were
things like " hey if you don't shut the fuck up your
going to find out what we really use are billy clubs
for." Or " hey you little fucks better start showing
us some respect after all we are on the local butt
raping committee" The truth off the matter is that
these pig's ruined a night off drinking and grinding
with girls on the bar when they should of been down at
the station playing butt darts. If you guys happen to
see one of these ass jammers please call your local
todd or richard for help.
Much love Phat pat!