Pat's Column

Well hello fellows, before I start this weeks lecture,
I have to get something off my chest, hold on let me
just grab my fork, oh what do ya it was just a piece
of last nights brown swaggert casserole. Ok this weeks
topic is girls smelly boxes, and why do they smell so
god damn awful. That's right fellows, I know at some
point in time everyone one of us has been daring
enough to go down where no man should ever have to go,
oh yeah the stinky, sweaty, haggardly foul smelling
place that mr. penis vomits in. Oh yeah fellows we
know, licking out a smelly box is not something we
pride ourselves on. In fact the infitamous rank box
can be catorgorized into some pretty god awful smells.
For instance, the fox river, hot trash, cat piss,
hippie breath, elephant cum, fuba sweat, and of course
shellburger. The one question that comes to my mind
is what makes that pussy smell so bad? Well I really
cannot figure it out, some say that girls can fart out
of there pussy, but explain that fishy smell that can
linger around for days and even sometimes years (fat
girl pussy). For real, When god was inventing this
smell he must have been taking a shit. If you think
you that you can explain this smelly, but distinct
smell please leave your theory up on the message
board, also make up a name for this smell.
Much love phat pat