Pat's Column

Philly the word is born kid. We got mad crizzled up north this weekend I
wish you would have came. I was the only two planker out of our whole crew
but I really don't remember the skiing aspect of the trip because we drank a
case of whitefellows on the way there and then preceded to sit in the bar for a
few hours before we actually started riding. Everything else is straight.
(besides my academic skills that is) I am going down to see ruck in florida in
two weeks. It's on when I get down there, Here is just small outline of my
trip; Lady's, Lady's, Lady's, booze, Lady's. As for this player column for the
site I would honored to send my insite on some real player shit. In fact I
going to start right now.
First off, I want to shout a holler out at all you big tymers who have not
been blessed with my presence lately. ( you know who you are, and for the rest
of you sit the fuck down for now.) Each week I week I will be taching one
player aspect of the game. However, I will also be teaching the counter aspect
of that lession and showing all ya what kind of shit you can get yourself into
if you do not follow my code.
Lession 1. Let's say that you just met some girl at a party, and she is really
looking good in the eyes of your drunk ass. You start to make your move and
she is alright with it at first. But because you just met her and your drunk as
a skunk she tells you she is on the rag. Now chances are that she is really
not on the rag, she is just letting you that she want's you to call her
sometime and take her out. Play it cool, keep kissing her, tell her you don't
care that she is on the rag. Make her feel comfortable and sooner than later
she is going to tell you she is really not on the rag. Bling, Bling, there you
go, you will be hitting those skins until the morning.
lession 1. Gone wrong.
As soon as this ho tells you she is on the rag your crunked ass is thinking
well I could sit here and kiss this girl all night or I could be out in the
party tossing it up with the crew. Well if you have this mentality your
probably going to join back up with your crew before even getting your knob
sucked off. That's OK players, we all make mistakes.
Much love FatPat.
PS.be on time for class next week.