| The Dog Wanted List All dog criminals go to jail |
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| No mater how evil, buff, large, quick, agile, growlful, or blue, any dog who commits an act of violence will feel the hand of justice upon his/or her backside |
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| Subject: Moochie Weight: 23 pounds Crime: Killing mailman Last sited: Arizona |
| Subject: Panhow Weight: 43 pounds Crime: Eating the last cupcake Last sited: Mexico |
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| Subject: Lil Bow Wow Weight: 2.5 pounds Crime: Eating a bus load of kids Last sited: Texus |
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| In the small town of Iscow Nevada lived an old lady with her only love, her sweet Moochie. Moochie was a sweet dog, or so she thought. Moochie loved nothing more then to sit on her master's lap and feel the soothing hand petting her head. All was fantastic but... The old lady had to visit her family and left for 2 whole days with little Moochie at home. After the first day and half way into the second, Moochie was enraged at her master. Blood dripped from her eyes and her jaws bled because they were clinched so tightly. Moochie heard a noise, it was, the mailman... With sonic like speed Moochie dashed to the door and broke through tearing a hole right through the Mailman's stomach. The mailman began to cough up blood, and then he died. Reward: $5,000 Dead or Alive |
| Panhow is an interesting story. He was 30 pounds overweight would mope around the house looking for any crumbs that would be left on the floor. It was little Megan's birthday and Panhow knew what this meant, CUPCAKE! Panhow mockingly put on Megan's birthday hat and hid in a nearby closet. All of Megan's friends gathered around the kitchen table to sing happy birthday and eat cupcake. "It is time for my reckoning!" Shouted Panhow as he leaped at Megan knocking her to the hard floor. Blood and teeth shot from Megan's mouth and tears began to cover her cheeks. Panhow let loose a terribly evil laugh and engulfed the cupcake. Megans father took down his shotgun and let loose 4 shots into Panhow. Panhow's bulletproof vest absorbed the shots and he made a quick get away out the window... Reward: $24,000 Dead or Alive |
| Lil Bow Wow was a stray pup and corrupted by the times Rap music was driven to run in front of a buss to kill himself. Instead it ran off the road and crashed, Enraged Lil Bow Wow savagely tore and ate all of them. Including the bus driver... Reward: $75,000 Alive |