| Evil Robots? or Is TV bad for you? |
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| On June 15th at Mellsberry High School a terrible thing happened. It was the first day when no one noticed a robot walking right through a crowd of high students. Robots have become to cutting edge not even the most perceptible of humans can detect them. Mathew Baron took this picture and only after weeks of study was the robot deciphered. That day a student named Steven Boris was found naked with all his organs eaten. This brings up the question, was it a Robot? Or was it TV? |
| Mellsberry High School |
| For ages the dispute was the subject of many arguments. "Evil Robots are the cause of 5,000 deaths a year that are unexplained." Would yell one. The other would quickly snap back, "TV is the cause of the 5,000 unexplained deaths! Not Evil Robots!" If you really take a step back and look at it you will be uncontrollably surprised. You will begin to yell and screen and suddenly grab a chair. Why is this subject so hard to speak of? Well not one person on this god given earth can explain it, but with the information you're about to read, I hope you form a new outlook on this subject... |
| This was the body of student Steven Boris. In the remains of his body was found a remote control and shards of glass... |
| Steven Boris |
| Markus Ross |
| Markus Ross was a fantastic athlete and revered by all his friends and family. Markus rarely watched TV or played with the neighborhood Robots. At a Soccer game in town he sat with some of his friends watching the game. The teams were, Humans vs. Robots and the humans were ahead with little time left in the game. Soon the game ended and the Robots had lost. Markus smiled and gave a thumb up to a Robot for good effort. The Robot was enraged and kicked the soccer ball at Markus. The ball going the speed of sound hit Markus right in arm and his head exploded! This once again brings up the question. Was it truly the Robot who killed him or is that what TV wanted to you to think? |
| Robot soccer player |
| Body parts such as these belong to people but either Robots or TV took them away. When you walk down the street at night and you see a brain or an arm, or a leg, or a foot, or even a pineapple, let it ring a serious bell for you, and let it be a lesson that you should not live life thinking you will not be a victim of a Robot or TV. Many have before you and many will to come to let this thought haunt you forever until you die... You stupid moron. |
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