| SINISTER OLD PEOPLE The day of reckoning |
| Far too long have our people, the people of youth been held down by the cruel iron fist of the elder community. It is time for us all to step up and take charge. No wrinkled old people will tell us how to live our lives and no longer shall old people spray their old people smell wherever they lay. These are their leaders and if you see them you should know just what to do. If you get my meaning! Ya know what I mean? Ya get it? Do you understand? Well I hope so... For your young foolish soul, I pray that the old people do not consume it with their soul consuming prune juice... |
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| Name: Skipper Sex: Female Age: 82 Weight: 12 pounds Height: 8'2 Rank: General Speshal skills: Assassination, Demolitions, Electronics, Skipping Crimes: Murder, Thieft, Grand thieft auto, Animal abuse, Cat-killing |
| Name: Roger & Matty Smith Sex: Male and Female Age: 72 and 72 Weight: 240 pounds Height: 6'1 Rank: Scientists Speshal skills: Technology devolopment, Demolition, Biotechnologic weapon research Crimes: Conspiracy to commit murder, Destruction of private property/ public property |
| Skipper is a long time member of double mafia elder preservation unit. Or what we call, DMEPU. She has assassinated a grand total of 8 of our highest-ranking generals. With he flexibly and her knack for not feeling pain, Skipper is a near unstoppable force not to be reckoned with. She was in Cuba last month and blew up one of our main suppliers of guns and ammunition. She is called the skipper because after she rips off your arms she skips around and swings them at you until you are either beaten to death or you die from loss of blood. She must be stopped... |
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| Roger & Matty Smith are siamese twins. Ever since they were little they've never felt like they were where they should be. That all changed when they grew older and began to know how horrid the youth of today was. They devoted thier lives to researching themselves, how to make themselves faster, stronger, digest food quicker and all 1490 ways to kill a kid in 12 seconds. They've been putting our people down and it is time for us to step up! |
| Here is where horrible things happen to very good people. Members of the DMEPU take members of our youth and bring them to a place like this. They will inject you with a strange substance called 04N12. It makes you think that nothing is wrong but there is something wrong, something very wrong! You are now under the spell of your captors, you are minions of the old. They will bring you down and you will be nothing to them. That is just one thing they could do. They could also tie you to the bed and let their 200 cats drown you in cat poo. Trust me, you do not want this... So safe yourself and others and fight for your right to live your own life. See you on the battlefield brother! |
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