1. will everyone I ever dated spontaneously combust?
2. will I be lucky enough to be able to watch?
3. can I charge admission?
4. will I ever find my way?
5. is it possible to find the real me?
6. will I like her?
7. will I ever find my smile?
8. will it look goofy?
9. will there be a time when I won't feel pain?
10. is it possible to I.V. coffee?
11. regular or decaf?
12. will I find a parking space?
13. will I find what I am looking for?
14. is it there to find?
15. is life a joke?
16. am I the butt of it?
17. where do lost socks go?
18. where do lost dreams go?
19. when will I find out?
20. is there a perfect mousetrap?
21. is it humane?
22. is anyone listening?
23. does anyone care?
24. did the rock lobster become dinner?
25. is there a place where everyone knows your name?
26. would they get it right?
27. should I continue listening to the voices in my head?
28. are they really there?
29. is it true what they say about patent leather shoes?
30. is there a glass ceiling?
31. can it be shattered?
32. what exactly is "mystery meat"?
33. do I really want to know?
34. is god a woman?
35. what would happen when she gets PMSed?
36. do people really look more intelligent with glasses?
37. do people really resemble their pets?
38. will I ever be taken seriously?