Troy: Welcome ladies and Gentleman to the EWA's first Annual Pay Per View Extravaganza....EXTINCTION....LEVEL...EVENT!!! Tonight, not only will we bare witness to some of the most disturbing action alowed on TV...Not only will we see more bloodloss then a Colorado/Detroit Hockey Game...We will have the privilage of viewing the first ever EWA Heavyweight Champion take his place at the top of the game!!Troy: Now as you can plainly see, I am by myself at the moment but Joshua Wolf has assured me that he has hired one of the best commentators in the business to help me out tonight. When he'll show up I cant say but I know it's gonna be big! Anyways as you've just seen. there appears to be some disention between C.E.O Joshua Wolf and his so-called "Protector" Insomnia. I have just recieved notice that that slip you saw Insomnia hand Mr.Wolf was indeed...his resignation. Now I'm not sure what this means for his upcoming Twisted metal Match with Kyle Christian or the PPV in general but I assure you that we will keep you informed on the situation throughout the night.
Troy: Now for our first match in whats sure to be a series of hard fought battles we will pit "The Total Elimination" Kris Kage against his long time nemesis The Cardinal. Last week on Neoburn we saw the first EWA confrontation between these two when Insomnia, Kage, and Buzzard disrupted The Cardinals match with The Lethal Alliances Big Scotty Cool. In short, Kage plastered the Cardinal with a chairshot and the Cardinal is P-I-S-S-E-D...!!! So without further adu..lets go to the ring...
[-The lights brighten to a blinding white, as Amazing Grace fills the arena. The crowd then grows to a hush and out walks The Cardinal. After a reaching the ring he asks for a mic but as he begins his sermon, Kris Kage charges out of the back and hits the ring-]
Troy: Whoa...This one definately looks personal. The two men are in the ring standing chest to chest exchanging pleasentries. Just wrestle him Cardinal he's never gonna...wait....Here we go!! Cardinal just shoved Kage away and its time for the some action! Both men are landing left and rights but Kage is going to lose this slugfest if he doesnt get the big guy down. He needs to work on his legs.
Troy: Sure enough the Cardinal gets the advantage and tosses Kage into the turnbuckle. Kage is coming back quick but he just got a viscious clothelines from The Cardinal for his troubles. Kage is quick to his feet though and he catches his opponent offguard with a elbow to the stomach and a quick facebuster. He's headed towards the ropes now....he's gonna fly...OHHH!...Kage with a beautiful triple jump elbow! Cardinal's nose will never be the same! Here he goes with a standing moonsault on the followup but The Cardinal gets his knees up and catches Kage in the stomach on the way down. Cardinals got The Total Elimination up now....throws him to the ropes. A big boot and I can almost see the Doc Marten logo imprinted in Kage's head after that one. He's got him by the waist now.....BIG Piledriver by the Cardinal!
Troy: Kage is back up again and I think I detect a hint of frustration from the Cardinal as he throws Kage into the turnbuckle. The Cardinal charging in...Kage moves!!! Kage is quick to seize the opportunity. He's on the second rope now and here he goes with a series of fists....1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!! Ten massive fists from the Total Elimination and he's not done yet! He's signaling to the crowd and here he goes with a Frankensteiner sending the Cardinal to center ring. He's going all the way up now and The Cardinal hasnt got a clue....KAGE WITH A CORKSCREW PLANCHA!!! Heres a pin....
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Troy: The Big man's not done yet folks! Kage is quick to follow through but as he goes for a moonsault, the Cardinal rolls out of the way, leaving Kage to kiss canvas! It's Cardinals turn now and he pulls Kage to his feet only to send him back down with a Fisherman suplex. He's going for a pin of his own now...
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Troy: This is incredible! Neither of these men will stay down! The Cardinal appears to be in a daze right about now. Kage is going for that springboard elbow of his. The Cardinal was playing possum and uses Kages momentum to toss him to the outside. The Cardinal is quick to follow and he thows Kage into the ring steps. Cardinal seems intent on breaking Kage's ribs as he lands kick after kick.
Troy: The ref is yelling at both men to get back into the ring. Finally he starts to count. The Cardinal dragging Kage by his hair up the ring steps and head first straight into the steel of the ring post! What's this?! A piledriver on the ringsteps by The Cardinal!! He tosses Kage into the ring. Kage is busted open. Cardinal with a cover. This could be over.1..2... Kage kicks out do you believe that? What a viscious move by The Cardinal!
Troy: The Cardinals standing over Kage hurling some sort of verbal abuse. I don't know what he's saying but his voice just went up an octave. Low Blow by Kage. Kage is up. How tough is this guy? Spinebuster Slam!! Cardinal is down! Here he goes with an STF....The Cardinal is in all sorts of trouble right now. The ref is asking if he's ready to submit but the Big Man refuses to give even an inch...Wait a minute?....Who is this coming down to the ring? It looks like the Cardinals former associate Paul..? What a no good employee he was. Kage just landed a 450 Frogsplash on The Cardinal. Kage with a cover. Paul is arguing with the ref.(the crowd is counting 1...2...3...4...5...) Paul leaves the apron and the ref turns and finally goes for the count.
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Troy: The Cardinal kicks out. Damn that's not fair! Kage had this match won! The Cardinal is getting to his feet. Paul is scrounging under the ring. Someone get him out of here. Kage goes for an irish whip but a reversal by The Cardinal and Paul just hit Kage with a crowbar. The Cardinal genuflecting now and the boos are deafening. The crowd chanting a horrible word now as The Cardinal delivers The Cardinal Sin...
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Troy: Good GOD!! This is Unfuckingbelievable!! Cardinal is shocked! He's going for another Cardinal Sin.....Kage REVERSES!!! Northern Lights Suplex! He's following up with the pinning combo...
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Troy: KAGE WINS!! KAGE WINS!! Oh shit.....Paul just bitchwhiped Kage in the back of the head with that Crowbar! Kage is down...I don't believe it it. This is not right. What is with this guy. Well...Cardinals asking for a mic...
THE CARDINAL: Kage what a sad and sorry sinning sight you are right now. I could almost pity you, but I won't...
[-Drops a legdrop on Kage who was beginning to stir-]
THE CARDINAL: Your probably wondering where your friends are...why they are not here to help you. Why they are not here to save you from another humiliation at my hands? Your entire attittitude frustrates me Kage I know what you are like Kage so I took certain precautions. Why don't you take a look.
[-As Kage slowly attempts to lift his head, The Cardinal delivers another deadly boot and points to the jumbotron. On the screen we see a row of locker rooms. One of the doors has been boarded over with timber planking. Someone is pounding on the other side shaking the walls in the process. Suddenly Tiny explodes through the planking followed by Insomnia and Buzzard. Tiny grabs a piece of undamaged timber.
Back in the ring The Cardinal appears more than a little concerned at this turn of events. He's trying to leave through the crowd but they refuse to let him pass.-]
Troy: HaHaHa! This is GREAT! Kage is awake and he's climbing the ropes! His companions are out now and the Cardinal is clueless. Kage signals down below to Tiny who grabs a steel chair then hands it to Insomnia. Insomnia then looks at Kage and hands the chair to Buzzard. Buzzard then looks at Kage and hands the Chair to The Cardinal. The Cardinal then Looks at Kage and recieves a Top Rope Vandamminator!! Good GAWD!! Cardinal is a MESS!! He picked the wrong guys to mess with, this week! All four men are kicking the living Hell out of him! The ref is trying to raise Kage's hand after all this time but Kage shoves him off and continues his serving of beatdown soup!!!
Masked Meanie: Beatdown soup...?
Troy: Thats what I sai.....Where the hell did you come from?
Masked Meanie: HellBoy couldnt think of a way to intrduce me as a guest commentator so he just said "Fuck it" and wrote me in.
Troy: Oh...Cool...
Masked Meanie: Ya...Pretty much....anyhoo...Lets go to the next match...
Troy: Sounds good to me....Up next folks we have Gambit vs. Zephyr in a Weapons filled Cage match for the Forfieted I.C. Title. Why Gambit would did this in the first place we dont know but...
Masked Meanie: I'll tell ya why he did it. He was all hopped up on the marijuana cigarettes! Mary Jane, Budda...Grass...KGB's....Endo....Bob Marley...the evil, evil Mexican Death Weed...ya know what I'm sayin' Troy...?
Troy: I dont know, or care...Anyways folks..Lets hit the ring!
["If You Could Only See" by Tonic begins blasting over the PA system as Gambit makes his way out with Caesar Maniac. The fans get up and boo the IC champ. Caesar jumps in the ring and begins doing a boxer shuffle like Rocky would.]
Troy: Look at that moron...
Meanie: Isn't he great??? Boy I tell 'ya after I win the world title tonight I'm thinkin' about givin' him the first shot. He's talented...
Troy: (sarcastic) Well it's nice to know that you'll be facin' the top notch competition around here and not be a paper champ there Meanie.
:Meanie: Hey...what else would you expect from me?
[The lights darken... A blast of red pyros lights up the stage and a blue and red pulsating spotlight shines on the entryway, starting the chorus of "Let's Get This Party Started" by KoRn. The crowd is instantly cheering, and Zephyr stands on the stage. He's holding a large can with some assorted weapons in it. He tosses the can into the ring and climbs through the ropes as the cage lowers and the bell rings...]
Troy: Well Meanie...looks like we're gonna have one hell of a fight tonight between these two over the IC title.
Meanie: Oh yeah...sure...two hardcore idiots hitting each other with weapons. The only reason these guys claim to be hardcore is because they wouldn't know a headlock if their mom put one on 'em. It's my sworn duty to take out idiots like these. Good old classic Memphis wrestling is what it's all about.
Troy: Well I dunno if the fans would agree with that or not...Gambit starts off immediately, off the ropes, but Zeph hist a drop toe hold.
Meanie: Well I guess we've seen all of Zephyr's moves now...I wonder how hard it is for him to remember 2 or 3 moves.
Troy: Gambit's holding his face as Zephyr's digging through his can of goodies. Gambit gets back up to the apron, and is smashed in the face with a 2x4!!! He just flew backwards into the side of the cage. Zeph now dumping the contents of the can around the ring. I see a few cinderblocks, and Jesus Christ...is that a large twine of barbed wire???
Meanie: Dammit...what the hell is that smell??? Troy did you shower this morning???
Troy: That's not me...wait...I smell it too. OH MY GOD...that's kerosine!!! Zeph just dumped a little on the head of a shovel, and he just lit it!!! Zeph up on the turnbuckle...OH MY GOD HE JUST NAILED GAMBIT WITH A FLAMING SHOVEL!!!! Gambit's busted open and we're not even two minutes into the match.
Meanie: This is soooo boring...maybe I should go show these guys how to do a few wrestling moves...I mean nothing is more exciting then a piledriver or a 10 minute sleeper hold.
Troy: Now I know why everybody hates you...Zeph picks Gambit up and tosses him back into the ring. Zeph looking out into the crowd...he raises his arms in triumph...he thinks Gambit's done. Wait...Gambit's up...he just picked up a cinderblock.
Gambit: HEY ZEPHYR!!!
Troy: OH MY GOD...Gambit just threw the cinderblock...I think it crushed Zeph's face in!!!
Meanie: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Troy: Oh you just think this is soooo damn funny don't you?
Meanie: Well...yeah...
Troy: Gambit slides to the outside and pulls a table out from under the ring. He puts Zeph on it...he climbs to the rope rope. He just gave Zeph a legdrop through that table...he folded the man in half. Caesar's dancing on the outside...
Meanie: DISCO STYLE!!!
Troy: Gambit looks at Caesar like he's a moron...he's shouting at him now. Zeph's up...what the hell??? He just handcuffed Gambit to the cage...he rolls back into the ring...he just cut a string of barbed wire off of that twine. He rolls back to the outside...OH MY GOD...HE'S WHIPPING GAMBIT WITH THAT BARBED WIRE!!! LOOK AT THE BLOOD FLYING EVERYWHERE!!!
Meanie: Dammit...he's making a mess out of MY ring...I should kick his ass for that.
Troy: Zeph finally puts the wire down...look at Gambit...he's a bloody mess. Zeph pull out a key...unlocks the cuffs...he rolls the limp body of Gambit into the ring. He stands him up in the corner...JESUS...he's wrapping Gambit up in barbed wire.
Meanie: Oh...yeah...that's original.
Troy: He's got Gambit tied to the ropes with barbed wire...he walks back over to a chair that's wrapped in barbed wire.
[CRACK!!!]
[SMASH!!!]
[WHAM!!!]
Meanie: I think the boy's dead...we've hardly seen any offense from Gambit.
Troy: Wait...he's untying Gambit...he slumps to the canvas. Hey...what the hell is this??? Caesar just opened the cage door...he runs up behind Zeph and starts to pound on him.
Meanie: See what I mean??? You gotta be a moron to have a match with no rules...look at what happens.
Troy: Zeph pounding right back...they're out of the cage now...Uhhh...they're heading towards us.
Meanie: Dammit...hey...you two idiots get off of my table!!!
Troy: I'm outta hear...
[Caesar and Zeph are standing on the table...Zeph measure's Caesar up...as the crowd is standing on their feet Zeph puts Caesar through the table with the Communion. Zeph looks in the cage and sees that Gambit has stacked two tables on top of each other. Zeph sees this and walks towards the door. Gambit runs over and locks it. Troy and Meanie make their way back to the remains of the announcer's table.]
Troy: Dammit...hey Meanie...can you hear me?
Meanie: Unfortunately...
Troy: Well...it looks like there's only one way for Zeph to get back in the cage...and thats up and over. He begins to climb the cage and so is Gambit. They're up at the top now...they're right over those tables. They're punching it out...Gambit's got Zeph...he's gonna suplex him through the tables...NO...ZEPH IS BLOCKING IT!!! Zeph is now almost standing on the top of the cage wall...he pulls Gambit up...OH MY GAWD...THEY JUST SLAMMED THROUGH THE TWO TABLES...THAT WAS THE COMMUNION!!! THE COMMUNION!!!
Meanie: Hey Troy...I think you just pissed your pants...
Troy: ZEPH DRAPES HIS ARM OVER GAMBIT...THE REF MAKES THE COUNT...1...2...3!!! ZEPHYR WON IT...ZEPHYR WON IT!!!
Meanie: Whoopity doo...Whats next?
Troy: Well....I guess it's gonn---
[-Cutting Troy off, "Hail to the Chief" emits from the arena loudspeakers and out walks the EWA C.E.O Joshua Wolf with a woman on each arm. After taking a moment to bask in all his glory, he makes his way to the ring and pulls a mic from his back pocket.-]
Joshua Wolf: EWA!! Are you enjoying the PPV???
crowd cheers
Joshua Wolf: Good..Good! Now let me adress a few things about tonights event. First of all, as far as this Insomnia situation goes...I dont know what the hell your deal is Wolfman but nobody...and I mean NOBODY...walks out on The EWA!! I understand that youve got your problems with Mona Lisa and all that but to be honest, I really dont give a flying FUCK! You may have handed in your pinkslip but as far as my PPV goes, your still gonna fight! And not only that but your gonna fight NEXT!! See...I'm tired of you, Insomnia. Tired of the personal B.S....Tired of your overzealous attitude...tired of the constant vacations...Most of all I'm tired of watching your washed up ass try to pull off a wrestling match! When I hired you as my Enforcer I was under the impression that you'd contain yourself and stay away from the ring unless I deemed otherwise. But not the Big Bad Wolf..Oh no....You went ahead and got yourself tied up with your friends and tried to relive the past. Well I hate to tell you this...No I dont....YOU DONT HAVE IT ANYMORE!! You suck! Your gimmic sucks! Your clique sucks!
Meanie: *from the brodcast table* His sister sucks..his mom sucks....
Joshua Wolf: *back to the ring* Your pussy little attitude sucks....and most of all....YOUR LIFE SUCKS! Now I hear you folks in the crowd Booing me and trust me...I understand your anger. You dont understand where Im coming from with this. Your ticked at me but you dont know the situation at hand...See...As you all know, I hired Insomnia as my Enforcer. Basicaly all that entailed was keeping me and the EWA out of harms way. Protecting us from people like Kyle Christian and that jerk of a former "President" Predator...*looks to the broadcast booth at the Meanie* whom I might add your supposed to have handed me on a silver plater by tonight. *looks back to the crowd as the Meanie shrugs* Anyways thats another story and THIS story isnt over! See...Like I said..Insomnia, you were supposed to keep me safe but all you've done from day one is get drunk with your friends and let Kyle Christian and his Lethal Alliance make a fool out of you when you should have been beating his head in! Well NO MORE!! After tonight, your gone, pindick! But tonight your still mine...and I hope Kyle Christian kicks your pathetic ass!
crowd erupts in a chorus of boos
Joshua Wolf: Now...Onto my second problem. To awnser your previous question *points at the Meanie* as to who's wrestling next....Your Next, Meanie! And following your recent success at cleaning up the Hardcore Bullshit off the proverbial EWA Floors...You'll be facing the king Shit himself.....BUZZARD!!!
The Meanie twirls his finger in the air in a show of uncaring lethargisism. <----(writers block alert)
Joshua Wolf: Oh...You twirl your finger all you want, big man. But I wont put up with any of your shinanigans! So just to keep you inline, Im naming MYSELF as the special guest referee in your match! So play nice, little boy blue!
Meanie: Oh....The HORROR! Whatever shall I do? This cought me totaly offguard! I dont stand a chance now! I'm sunk! I'm di---
[-As the Meanie continues, "Loco" by Coal Chamber blasts over the Arena Loudspeakers and out walk Buzzard and Insomnia, much to the crowds delight. As they reach the ring, Mr.Wolf takes a step back and the Meanie begins to rise but thinks better of it and sits back down.-]
Buzzard: You better sit your ass down, Meanie! *looks at Joshua Wolf* Before I sick The REAL EWA Wolf on ya...Let me ask you a question, Boss. Do you think I'm some dumbass rookie off the streets? You think I'm a fuckin Newblood?
Joshua Wolf: No...I'm quite aware of your accomplishments. Thats why your here in the first place. Keep that in mind, son...
Buzzard: Son? Did you just call me son?
Joshua Wolf: I did.
Buzzard: Pal...Genetics show that if you were my daddy I'd be a four foot tall, walking asshole who couldnt get his dick up without another one in his mouth!..Just like daddy!
Joshua Wolf: Your about three words away from joining your friend here in the unemployment li---
Insomnia slaps him in the side of the head and sticks his finger in his face
Insomnia: You shut your fat mouth when the Dirty-Bird is talkin'...
Buzzard: Easy, Wolfman....I just need a couple more minutes then he's yours. So..*looks at Joshua*..You think your gonna ref my match, huh?
Joshua Wolf: I dont think..I know.
Buzzard: Allright then, badass....I'll tell ya what...I'll back off right now and you can do whatever the fuck you want if you'll do one little thing for me.
Joshua Wolf: And whats that?
Buzzard: I've been thinking of trying out the ref spot myself and I want you to give me a chance, tonight on EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT!
crowd cheers
Joshua Wolf: Hmm...Well I dont see the harm in that. Sure...Whatever floats your boat, buddy-boy.
Buzzard: Good...So I can Ref tonight?
Joshua Wolf: Ya...
Buzzard: Any match I want?
Joshua Wolf: I guess.
Buzzard: Well then....If thats the case...*looks at Insomnia* YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A REFEREE, BROTHA!!!
Joshua Wolf: NO!! HOLD ON!!! I NEVER SAI---
Insomnia slaps him again and grabs the mic from Buzzard
Insomnia: Yes....You did say! Now...Ya' had somthing ta' say about me, didnt ya?
Joshua Wolf: No..I---
Insomnia: Werent you just out here flapping yer' suckhole about my life and how you hope that punk motherfucker Kyle Christian kicks my ass?
Joshua Wolf: No I---
Insomnia: Shut the fuck up! I heard ya! *sticks his finger in Joshuas chest* Let me tell you somthing, bub'.....You think your bad enough ta' handle the noise I make then you bring yer' sad ass on cause I'll drop you like a bad friggin' habit! I'm on a whole nother level now, Wolf...You try your headgames with me and your bound ta' get bit!
Joshua Wolf: You know....I've had just about enough of this...You want out? Fine! Get your washed up ass out of my arena before I call the police!
Insomnia: Thats all I wanted to hear...
[-With that, Insomnia throws the mic at Wolfs chest then turns to leave. Wolf then looks at the mic and realises he's been had and spits on the back of Insomnias head. Insomnia then slowly rubs it off and turns around to stand face to face with the C.E.O. He then lifts his mask over his nose and horks a huge yellow wad in Wolfs eye! The furious Joshua Wolf then punches Insomnia in the stomach but The High Class Outlaw just grins then delivers a punch of his own, catching Wolf in the jaw and sending him to the mat. He then spits on him one more time and prepairs to exit but as the croud erupts with the sound of warning awe, he spots Kyle Christian standing at the top of the ramp with Big Scotty Cool, Becky Russell, and Mona Lisa at his side. Kyle then signals to the production truck and the steel cage begins to lower around the ring. As Insomnia looks upwards in confusion, The Meanie sneaks into the ring and pulls the C.E.O out of harms way. Buzzard then flips him off and as the Meanie returns the favor, Kyle Christian charges the ring and slips underneath the cage as it touches down. He then looks at Insomnia and Buzzard and asseses the situation for a moment. Realising his possible mistake, he attempts to climb the cage wall and retreat but the Bell quickly sounds and Insomnia pulls him inside as Buzzard rips off his shirt to reveal the white and black stripes underneath.-]
Troy: Well this is gonna be nasty, to say the least! Kyle Christian and Insomnia have heated this feud over a three year span and tonight, at EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT....Its all coming to a head! Since your apparently my mystery commentator..whats your take, Meanie?
Masked Meanie: Well Troy, to be honest..I think their BOTH jerk offs!
Troy Zodiac: Thats nice...what a fuckin professional, you are!
Masked Meanie: You asked, smurf-nuts...
Troy Zodiac: Well, I guess I did at that...It doesnt matter at this point in time cause we've got a donnybrook in the ring!!
Masked Meanie: Some Beatdown Soup!
Troy Zodiac: Insomnia's already got Cold-Blood reeling after a nasty looking shot to the gut followed by a PowerDriver. He's got one of the barbed wire wrapped ladders now. Whats he doing?
Masked Meanie: Looks like he's gonna give Christian a mouthfull of Aluminum. OH SHIT!! *In his best Pauly Shore Impression* Wolfman Impressin' the ME--NIE!!
Troy Zodiac: Shut...up...jerk! Back to the action, Insomnia catches Kyle with a samoan DDT and he's going for a piledriver onto the ladder! WAIT! COLD BLOOD REVERSES! Right into a hurricanrhanna sending Insomnia to center ring!...He's going up he cage wall now. He must have somthing in mind cause the only way to win this match is by beating your opponent till they cant awnser a ten count.
Masked Meanie: Thats what makes the Twisted Metal Match so deadly, Troy! That and the underpants gnomes...
Troy Zodiac: The what? OH MY GOD NEVERMIND!! Christian just splashed Insomnia off the top of the cage!! He's quick to his feet....He's setting Insomnia up for a powerslam on the barbwire ladder now.
Masked Meanie: Yes, Yes! Do it, do it!
Troy Zodiac: Kyle runs, but Insomnia drops off his shoulders and gives him a low blow! Insomnias got him by the balls now...literaly....and a pocket rocket suplex!! <---(note from HellBoy: Thanks to Gambit for that great move) Insomnia looks down on Kyle and spits in his face!
Troy Zodiac: Insomnia picks Kyle back up and applies the cross face chicken wing!! He’s stretching the abdominal muscles off the bone for christs sake! He can’t get DQ’ed! All he’s gotta do is hold it on there, till Kyle’s oxygen is cut!
Masked Meanie: Oh come on! It’s gonna be over this quickly? No blood? No gore?
Troy Zodiac: I doubt we'll have to worry about that! Kyle manages to break the hold and he sends Insomnia to the ground with a low blow of his own! Kyles setting him up now...REVERSE DDT!!
Masked Meanie: Haha! Finally! We don’t want to see pussy little submissions!
Troy Zodiac: That’s right! Not in this match! Kyle grabs Insomnia and sets him up for a pedigree! He hooks it and slams Insomnia’s face into the mat! Buzzard’s gonna begin counting!
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Masked Meanie: I hate to admit it, but it’s gonna take a lot more to beat Insomnia than a stupid pedigree!
Troy Zodiac: Kyle now grabs a closed barb-wire ladder and leans it against the cage. He picks up Insomnia and points to the cage! He throws Insomnia towards the ladder, but Insomnia reverses it and throws Christian into a corner! He follows up with a knee to Kyle’s face! Insomnia climbs the turnbuckles and gives Kyle a spring-frog face slam!!! What a move!
Masked Meanie: What a move! I hate that guy, but I have to give him the credit for a move well executed!
Troy Zodiac: Insomnia picks up Kyle and throws him into the ladder, but this time Kyle reverses and he whips Insomnia into the ladder! Insomnia bounces off the ladder and falls back!
Masked Meanie: Holy Crap! The ladder landed on Insomnia! Kyle picks up the other ladder and slams it on top of Insomnia!
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Troy Zodiac: Insomnia stumbles towards the ropes and pulls him self up. He wipes the blood from head. Kyles charging with an elbow to Insomia’s temple! He picks him up and throws him into the steel cage! He walks over to one of the ladders and opens it in one of the corners! What the hell is going on here! Kyle grabs Insomnia and he props him up on the ladder! Insomnia is definitely being poked with that barb wire!
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Masked Meanie: Oh no! I’ve seen this before! This is gonna be brutal!
Troy Zodiac: Kyle climbs to the top of the cage! He leaps off there and grabs Insomnia and gives him the Diamond Cutter on the mat! Holy shit! That could have broken Insomnia’s neck!!! Buzzard begins to count both men down!
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Troy Zodiac: Insomnia wiggles his way to his feet as he grabs Buzzard for help! Cold Blood sees this and grabs Insomnia. He sets him up for a DDT, but Insomnia flips him over, dropping him into the barb-wire ladder!!!!
Masked Meanie: Christian’s back is gratted open!!
Troy Zodiac: Insomnia grabs Kyle and throws him into the cage! Kyle flops on the ground as Buzzard counts. Insomnia pushes Buzzard aside and climbs to the top of the cage! He leaps off the cage and drops The Senton Bomb on Kyle! Buzzard begins counting down! Both men are in terrible condition! Buzzard walks over to Insomnia and wakes him up. He continues to count down Kyle!!! What the hell???
The Masked Meanie: What the FuCk????
Troy Zodiac: Kyle hobbles to his feet before the end of the 10 count! Buzzard grabs a ladder and jams it in Kyle’s face! He just knocked a few teeth out!! Insomnias going upstairs now...Buzzards lifting Kyle for a Powerbomb. HERE THEY GO!!!...CRITICAL FUCKIN MASS, BABY!!! Kyle just ate it, BIG!
Masked Meanie: You’re damn right!!!! Here comes Joshua Wolf!
[-Wolf runs out from the back in a hurry. His jaw is taped heavily from Insomnias assault but he begins to speak nonetheless.-]
Joshua Wolf: Hold up you two!
The Masked Meanie: Hey, wait, the cage is being raised!
Joshua Wolf: I hope I’m not spoiling all the fun, but this isn’t allowed! Insomnia, I’ve had enough of your bullshit around this fed! You’re DQ’ed! So long, have fun! And get outta my fed! You wanted out, well you just got your final match and it wasn’t a beauty!!!! HaHaHa..What ya gonna do now Wolfman? Hit me again? C'Mon badass...You know you wanty to...Do it..DO IT!
Troy: Has Wolf gone crazy? What the hell is he doing? Insomnia will kill him...I mean KILL him!
Meanie: Jesus....I know he hates the guy but he's not a fuckin Muslem....doesnt have to die for his fucked up beliefs!!
Troy: Umm...I dont think we can say that....Anyways Insomnias up and he's not wasting any time! He's got Wolf by the collar and he's about to go off!...Wait..whats that?
Meanie: What the hell?
[-The lights go black and the mysterious humming that we witnessed at the last two editions of Neoburn fills the arena. The cameras then go to the jumbotron where the odd pulsing logo appears. Instead of a fixed number as in the past, it begins a countdown from 10...-]
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As the numbers reach zero, a HUGE explosion of Orange and black pyro deafens the arena. The cameras then go to the entrance way where an unknown wrestler cuts through the curtains with a towel draped over his head. As he reaches the top of the steps, he holds his arms in the air then sends them down in unison with the next explosion and his logo fades across the screen...-]
