[-We open up to a far off shot of the EWA Asylum bulding. After a few moments a loud thundering crash is heard followed by another, then another, then another. As the camera pans back we see a gigantic Joshua Wolf tearing through Houston, leaving nothing but crumbled buildings and smashed cars in his wake. As he reaches the Asylum building, he grabs ahold of the sides then rips it from the earth and as "Boom" by the Bloodhound Gang blasts through your set, he pitches the building at the cameras and begins to laugh maniacaly. The E.W.A Logo then fades across the screen in a flash and as the Arena smashes into it, the scene fades and the next edition of NeoBurn begins...-]Troy Zodiac: Welcome to another edition of NeoBurn..The TORMENT OF TUESDAY NIGHTS!!! Joining me tonight is EWA C.E.O Joshua Wolf. Welcome Mr.Wolf... Joshua Wolf: Thanks for the introduction, Troy, but I think we need to address exactly why it is I'm out here.... Troy Zodiac: True enough...lets go to a clip form last weeks show... | [-We cut to a scene from last weeks NeoBurn. The Lethal Alliance has just interupted the 10 Bell salute to the late Adrenlyn and the crowd is furious.-] Becky Russell: Two things...First of all, you fat stupid redneck fans need to sit the hell down and show some proper respect when The Lethal Alliance is on the mic...Troy Zodiac: *from the broadcast table* RESPECT? Who is Becky Russell to talk about respect? This is an outrage fans and we certainly appologise for this unscheduled intrusion.... Becky Russell: Second...While your all mourning the loss of that halfbreed Adrenlyn, you SHOULD be mourning the loss of Insomnia and his pal Buzzard....`Cause after tonight, their gonna be burried right alongside Adrenlyn..Six Feet Under! Kyle Christian: *grabs the mic from Becky and grins* You can boo if you want but those two f@#kheads have been dead for months now....We're just here to put them back in the ground where they belong!! *hands the mic back to Becky* Becky Russell: Thats right! INSOMNIA!!....You started somthing two years ago that you couldnt finish. And now you've dragged your friend into our deadly little game...Thats a bad move, Wolfman....You f@#ked wit--- [-At this point, a very disgusted Mona Lisa abandones her place at the announcers booth and runs down to the ring, much to the fans delight. As she enters, she asks the announcer for a mic, then looks towards the Lethal Alliance on the ramp and begins to speak-] Mona Lisa: LISTEN TO ME YOU IGNORANT WHORE! How the f@#k can you sit there saying Insomnia started this crap? If anyone brought this on it was little Cold-Blood and his dickweed friends! Becky Russell: Well, well, well....If it isnt the Big Bad Wolfs, Chew Toy! I was wondering how long it would take you to drag your silicone boosted body into this fight...I thi--- Mona Lisa: SHUT YOUR SUCKHOLE, SKANK! I'm not done yet! Becky Russell: Well then by all means...continue... Mona Lisa: I've had it up to HERE with your bullshit rants, woman! Your nothing but a worthless [BLEEEEEEEEP] who [BLEEEEEEEEP] Kyle and Scotty in a [BLEEEEEEEEP] filled three-way!! You need to get the hell out of this arena before I run down there and cut you up! Becky Russell: WH...WHA....WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?! Mona Lisa: You heard me! Becky Russell: Oh...I heard you allright...And if you want to start a bitchfest I'm MORE then ready, you stu--- Mona Lisa: DONT......Interupt me...Now look here, "girlfriend".....You dont have what it takes to take me on! I'm the Queen of Extreme and I'm also wrestlings origional queen BITCH!!! I'll tell you what, Lolita....You drag your skanky ass down to the ring with your dumbfuck cousin and Big Scotty Cool tonight and I'll be sure to meet you there! We'll make this three on three...and bitch....Your going down! [-With that being said, Mona throws the mic into the crowd and rips off her sweater to reveal a cut-off TwIsTeD t-shirt. She then extends her middle fingers into the air and the crowd erupts with chants of "MONA LISA 4:69!!!" and "WE WANT A BITCHBRAWL!!!" Hearing this responce, Becky gives Mona and the crowd a crotch chop then directs Kyle and Scotty backstage.-] [-As that clip comes to a close we open up to another from later on the same night during the TwIsTeD vs. Sex and Violence tag match.-] Insomnia: EWA! You ready for the BUM-RUSH??? TwIsTeD's fixin' to crack some skulls tonight and ya' best bet my girl Mona Lisa here's down with the whole F'N scene!!! Take it, Dirty-Bird... Buzzard: Dont mind if I do....*points to the crowd*...How many of you want to see TwIsTeD drop these chump motherf@#kers on their heads??? CROWD POPS Buzzard: Thats what I thought! And how many of you wanna see Mona rip Becky Russell's shirt off? CROWD POPS EVEN LOUDER Buzzard: HaHaHa...Ok...How about this one....*looks at Insomnia and Mona then grins*...HOW MANY OF YOU WANT TO SEE BECKY RUSSELL RIP MONA LISA'S SHIRT OFF????? CROWD POPS HUGE *chants of "Show Your Tits" start up* Insomnia: Well, Mona...Their callin' yer name....What ya gonna do about that? [-At this point Mona climbs up on the second rope and leans towards the crowd revealing a large amount of cleavage. She then stands up straight and slowly begins to lift her shirt seductively. As the very bottom of her breasts make an appearence, "-Fuck tha' Police-" by Dope explodes over the arena soundsystem and out walk The Lethal Alliance. As they reach the end of the ramp, they stop and Kyle grabs the mic then looks to the crowd and spits out his gum. After waiting a few moments for the crowd to settle down, he begins to speak.-] Kyle Christian: Hey Mona....Put your shirt back on, Honey! We dont want every limpdick with a camera getting a shot of the goods on his website....After all...Those beauties are for my eyes only...Isnt that right? Insomnia: Shut the f@#k up and get your punk asses down here so we can kick you back to wherever the hell it is you came from! Kyle Christian: Wow, Wolfman...I would have thought you'd be at home crying your poor little eyes out right about now...I'm suprised you handled this so well...I give you credit... Insomnia: *to Buzzard* Is this guy on Crack? *to Kyle* What the hell are you talking about, Cold Blood? Kyle Christian: You mean you dont know? I thought Mona told you? Insomnia: *looks at Mona then back at Kyle* Told me what? Kyle Christian: Heh...Well, Big Daddy...See...Last week me and your woman had ourselves a little rondevue at the Chicago Hilton...Room 420 I believe it was....Maybe this will explain... [-With that, he points to the jumbotron where a clip of him, Scotty, and becky is being shown from the Incubus concert last week.-]
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BSC: Oh shit...Heh heh
Kyle: Man..I think it is...haha....this must be my lucky day..Hey Bartender...See that brunette over there?
Bartender: You mean Mona?
Kyle: Ya...Hook me up and send her over a Tequila Sunrise...Keep `em coming till she's blown out too. Put it on my tab, alright pal?
Bartender: Sure thing, man.
Kyle: And hey...just one more thing...At the end of the night...I want you to tell her that Insomnia's waiting for her in room 420 at the Chicago Hilton. Tell her to bring a bucket of ice and not to turn the lights on..If you do theres a fifty in it for ya, ok jack?
Bartender: I guess man...
Becky: Kyle? Why the hell would you give her a message from that limpdick, Insomnia?
Kyle: You think I'd talk to that dishrag? If he was anywhere near that hotel I'd be sitting on the front step with my Zippo and a can of gas!
BSC: Well if it's not Insomnia's room then who's is it?
Kyle: It's mine, Big Man..and so's Mona Lisa...
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Kyle: HaHaHaHA..Needless to say, Mona was a bit suprised when she woke up the next morning and found it was my nob she was jobbin' all night... Insomnia: *looks at Mona* ......Is this shit fer' real, woman? Mona: ..... Insomnia: WHAT THE FUCK, MONA!?!?! Buzzard: Dude..chill out... Buzzard: NO YOU CHILL OUT, BUZZARD!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!! *points at Kyle* YOUR DEAD BITCH!!! [-At this point Insomnia leaps over the ropes and charges up the walkway where he spears Kyle off the ledge and onto the cement 12 feet below.-] [ Scene skips to the end of the match ] He's got Big Scotty now and as Buzzard and Mona watch on, he places him atop the second table (note from HellBoy: So basicaly it goes Table, Kyle, Table, Big Scotty) above Cold Blood. He's looking at Buzzard now and the Dirty Bird is about to fly. Mona is cheering him on and Buzz is backing up....Here he goes...BLOODY FLI----.....NO! WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!?!?! MONA LISA JUST TRIPED BUZZARD AND SENT HIM FLYING ONTO HER OWN HUSBAND! GOOD GOD THIS IS JUST DISPICABLE!! Joshua Wolf: Troy call the police...I want this to end NOW! Somebody get down there.... Troy Zodiac: That cold hearted bitch! Look at her! She and Becky are hugging for christs sake! Oh no...no.....Shes handcuffing Insomnia and Buzzard to the bumper of the ring crew truck. Kyle is rolling off the table now and Mona's helping him over to the truck. Oh fuck....He's getting in and starting it up...Wait....WAIT!!! HERE COMES KRIS KAGE AND HE'S GOT INSOMNIA'S DOG'S!!....**** [-The clips ends and we go live-] |
Troy Zodiac: As you can see folks, we've had some very interesting developments in the last couple weeks. Word on the street has it that my former partner Mona Lisa has filed for a divorce and is now a part of The Lethal Alliance. Joshua Wolf: And thats not all, Troy..It seems that Kyle Christian has purchased a restraining order on Insomnia and any contact between the two may result in some serious injunctions against the Big Bad Wolf. On a personal level I hope Insomnia gets his act togeather real quick because his place in the EWA is sinking lower and lower every time he lets Cold Blood and the Lethal Alliance get the best of MY show! I hope you heard that, Wolfman...Because I really dont care WHAT you do but I want these guys OUT of MY Federation and I want it NOW! Troy Zodiac: Well...In the interest of keeping my job I'm gonna leave that one alone...I will say that I've known Insomnia for many, many, years now and he's not the type to cross lightly... Joshua Wolf: Troy...I really dont need or want your opinion..Your lucky I let you sit this close to me, let alone speak...Now lets get this show rolling.... Troy Zodiac: Yessum, massa....Folks, as you all know, the first ever EWA Heavyweight champion will be crowned at EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT next sunday. Tonight we begin the tournament to decide who that champ will be! Now lets go to the ring....
[-We focus on the ring, where both men are staring at each other. The opening bell rings, signaling the match's start.-]
Joshua Wolf: Both men lock up...Buzzard with an irish whip, sending Ariakus into the ropes. Buzzard with a dropkick! He pulls Ariakus back to his feet, and a bodyslam! Another one! And another!
Troy Zodiac: So far Buzzard has the advantage, but as we all know, in the EWA anything can and usually does happen. Buzzard now setting Ariakus up for a suplex...Ariakus counters it and nails him with a side Russian leg sweep! Buzzard is quick to recover though and he catches Ariakus with a sharp DDT followed up with a standing moonsault. NO! Ariakus gets his knees up and Buzzard goes down hard! Ariakus with the cover..
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Joshua Wolf: Buzzard kicks out! Buzzard now with right hands to Ariakus, sending him backward. Buzzard into the ropes, and shoulder tackle onto Ariakus. Buzzard climbs the turnbuckle, and flying elbow! He goes for the cover..
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Troy Zodiac: Ariakus narrowly kicks out! That was a 2 and a half count! Ariakus is back on his feet, and a DDT onto Buzzard! This match is back and forth, folks. Its anybody's ball game now!
Joshua Wolf: Too bad this is wrestling and not baseball...Buzzard now with a snap suplex on Ariakus, and he follows it up with a leg drop right onto Ariakus' throat. Buzzard pulls Ariakus to his feet, and gives him a powerbomb. Now..he's climbing the turnbuckle...
Troy Zodiac: Buzzard's on the top rope...he leaps off..and...BLOODY FLIGHT! Corkscrew legdrop onto Ariakus! He calls that the Bloody Flight! Buzzard with the cover
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Joshua Wolf: And Buzzard wins this quick-fought contest! What a beautiful move!
Troy Zodiac: Buzzard advances to the next round in this tournament, but something has to be said about Ariakus, who gave it his best shot. In the end though, Buzzard was able to capitalize on his many years of experience and nail him with Bloody Flight..and after that it was all over.
Joshua Wolf: Next up, we have Kris Kage going against Zephyr. This is a heated rivalry all the way from the XFW...and it should be an interesting match here in the EWA, especially considering the recent alliance between Zephyr and Kris Kages long time friends Insomnia and Buzzard.
Troy Zodiac: Very true, Mr.Wolf. Now this is scheduled as a standard match-up, but knowing these two I have a feeling its going to get pretty rough. [-As the two men make their way out, both stop to say their words to Buzzard who's on his way back from the previous match. After Kage whispers somthing in his ear, Buzz looks towards Zephyr and chuckles then pats him on the shoulders a few times before heading to the back. Once Kage and Zephyr enter the ring, they shake hands and the action begins...-] Troy Zodiac: Theres the opening bell, and this contest is on! They lock up...Kage starts things off fast with a hiptoss on Zephyr. He knows not to waste any time when he's fighting a graduate of the TwIsTeD Dojo! Kage with lefts and rights on Zephyr, and now a bodyslam! He follows up with a quick elbow drop...
Joshua Wolf: If Zeph doens't watch it, he's gonna go down before his offense even begins! Kage with an Irish whip, sending Zephyr out of the ring. Kage now..what the hell is he doing?? Springboard plancha onto Zephyr! Oh my god, did you see that Troy?
Troy Zodiac: Unbelievable Mr.Wolf...just unbelievable! Kage and Zephyr now brawling around the ring...they had better pay attention to the referee's count, or they'll both be disqualified! Kage with a whip....Zephyr reverses it, and sends Kage face-first into the ring steps! This match is getting crazy!
Joshua Wolf: Zephyr throws Kage back in the ring, and he climbs the turnbuckle...Shooting Star Press onto Kris Kage! Zephyr goes for the cover..
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Troy Zodiac: Kage kicks out! That was a close call there. Kage with a short-arm clothesline, sending Zephyr down. Kage drives his fist into Zephyr's gut, and..what the hell is he doing now? Kage is going outside of the ring...and oh good lord, he's got a table! Kage with a table now! He throws it in the ring...and he's setting it up!
Joshua Wolf: You were right, Troy. This match IS getting crazy! But..I like it! Kage picks Zephyr up...looks like he's gonna powerbomb him onto the table! No, WAIT, Zephyr reverses it..he backdropped Kage through the table!!
Troy Zodiac: Zephyr goes for the cover...I don't think Kage will be able to get out of this...
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Joshua Wolf: KAGE KICKS OUT!! I can't believe it, Kage kicked out after being put through that table! Kage and Zephyr...these two guys are insane! Kage with a bodyslam on Zephyr, and he's going to the outside..AGAIN?!? What is with this guy?
Troy Zodiac: Kage is insane! He grabs ANOTHER table...no, TWO tables! Throws them both in the ring...I don't like the looks of this! Both these guys are busted open; how much more can they take??
Joshua Wolf: We're about to find out Troy. Kage sets up both the tables on top of each other...and he pulls Zephyr to his feet...oh my god, Kage is taking Zephyr to the top rope..and...POWERBOMB THROUGH BOTH TABLES!! Zephyr is busted open; he may have suffered internal bleeding! Good God Almighty!!
Troy Zodiac: Kage now with the cover..I can't believe this..no way in hell Zephyr is gonna kick out of that one..
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Joshua Wolf: That was one of the MOST brutal matches I've ever witnessed...and what a move by Kris Kage to win it..medics are in the ring attending to Zephyr; I dont know if he'll be the same again after that devastating move! The guy does like his pain though. That was truly an unbelievable manuever...just insane Troy. Nothing else can describe that but insane. Troy Zodiac: Well what else would you expect from two of the deadliest men in the game...and whats more..If we don--- What the hell? Oh great..here comes the sherriff... [-The cameras pan around to the left and we see the Notorious Masked Meanie approaching the broadcast booth dressed in a royal blue tux. Joshua Wolf then stands up and shakes his hand and the Meanie takes a seat between him and Troy, slips on a headset, and begins to speak.-] Masked Meanie: Hey kids! It is I! The Masked Meanie...Also known as the Big ValBlueski, also known as the Rhinestone Cowboy...sometimes Uncle Lester...sometimes Marv! Troy Zodiac: Oh...please... Joshua Wolf: C'mon Troy! Is that any way to greet your future Heavyweight champ? Masked Meanie: Ya' Troy! Now how about a hug? Troy Zodiac: No hugs... Masked Meanie: .......please.......?? Troy Zodiac: NO MEANS NO!! Masked Meanie: Geeze...You sound like the Meanie Babe when the 24th rolls around! Whered you pick this weenie up at anyways, Wolf? Shop and Save? Joshua Wolf: Somthing like that. Now if you dont mind....Are you here for a reason? Masked Meanie: Sure as shit, AINT! Unless it's just for some of Troy's wicked suction...*looks at Troy and points downwards* Troy Zodiac: Has anyone ever told you what an ass you are? Really...I wanna know... Joshua Wolf: Enquiring minds want to know... Masked Meanie: We ALL want to know...But seriously, folks...If you want to talk about an ass...lets talk about this Becky Russell! Joshua Wolf: True enough...Even if she is an EWC Rep... Masked Meanie: I mean..she's beautiful..LOOK for christ sake, Troy! I think I love her... Troy Zodiac: She's lovely but lethal... Masked Meanie: She makes me want to be a better man... Joshua Wolf: Speaking of Lethal, our next match in the tournament pits The Lethal Alliances own "Big Scotty Cool" against the EWA newcomer "The Cardinal". Masked Meanie: She completes me... Troy Zodiac: And while the Cardinal may be a newcomer to the EWA, he's no rookie by any sense of the word. This man has spread the word of god through federation after federation like it was the bubonic plague! Masked Meanie: Ya...but does he have one of THESE...*Pulls out a spork* Joshua Wolf: What the hell is that? Masked Meanie: Its a spork, Baby!! And it's the Bomb Diggity! Troy Zodiac: Your seriously f[BLEEEEEP]ed in the head! You know that, right? Masked Meanie: Keep talking, pindick! Your liable to get bitch-wiped! Joshua Wolf: He's right, Zodiac...Just because the guy likes to keep things interesting doesnt mean he's not a bad son of a bitch. Thats why I hired him in the first place. Speaking of which...Did you find that jerk Predator yet? Masked Meanie: Sure havent...But I'm on the job, bossman. Joshua Wolf: Good...and if nothing else, I'm sure that when your wearing the former PWL Heavyweight Belt around your waist, he'll come gunning. Thats when we break him. Troy Zodiac: I'd watch yourself with Predator...He's a bad, bad, man. Joshua Wolf: He may be bad...But Joshua Wolf is a whole lot badder...They dont call me the Adversary for nothing. Anyways we've got a match to call...I must say that keeping these guys guessing as to who their faceing in this tournament has been a stroke of genious! Masked Meanie: That reminds me...Who am I fighting, again? Joshua Wolf: Nice try, son...You'll see when the time comes...Now lets go to the ring. [-The cameras switch to a shot of the ring where Big Scotty Cool is laying across the top of the ropes and grabing his crotch while pointing at The Cardinal. Seeing this The Cardinal drops to one knee and looks to the sky in silent prayer. BSC just shakes his head and looks towards Becky outside the ring as the bell sounds and the match begins.-] Troy Zodiac: Big Scotty Cool is starting things off by calling for a show of strength. The Cardinal seems happy to oblige and the two lock up. BSC is overpowering Cardinal but the Cardinal releases and flips BSC to the mat with a back body drop. He follows up with a standing Leg drop then pulls BSC to his feet and goes for the german suplex. Joshua Wolf: Ya but Scotty's just a little to much for the Cardinal to handle and he's going into a Powerslam on the reverse....OUCH! What power this big man has! He's dragging the Cardinal into center ring now and he looks to be setting him up for a Piledriver....NO!!..Cardinal catches him with a reversal of his own and drops him with a Headscissors! Here he goes with a Pedigree.... Troy Zodiac: Nice move from The Cardinal! He's raking BSC's face across the mat now .... oh shit ....HERE COMES INSOMNIA!!! HERE COMES INSOMNIA!!! [-"Loco" by Coal Chamber blasts over the arena loudspeakers and Insomnia charges through the entrance way and runs to the ring, quickly followed by Buzzard and Kris Kage. Seeing this, the crowd erupts and Becky Russell takes off through the wave of fans to avoid the rabid trio.-] Masked Meanie: HaHaHa!!! NOW THIS IS WRESTLING!!! Troy Zodiac: Insomnia is going balistic! He just ripped Big Scotty Cool out of the Cardinals hands and planted him with The WolfpaW DDT!!! Buzzards in now and he's got a cinder block! He's putting it in the middle of the ring and Kris Kage just threw in the ringsteps! Buzzards setting the steps up in front of BSC's lifeless body! What now...? Joshua Wolf: Cardinal looks pissed! He's confronting Insomnia but the Wolfman just shrugs him off. Cardinals going outside now and he's looking for somthing...HE'S GOT A CHAIR! Masked Meanie: Whoa, man...This could be a bad move on the Cardinals part if he thinks he's gonna get in Insomnias way! Wait...Kage sees him!! This is great! Kage just ripped the chair out of Cardinals hands and slammed it over his head! Cardinal is out!...OH SHIT!!! LOOK IN THE RING!!! Troy Zodiac: Oh no...This is bad, folks...Buzzards got Big Scotty Cool laying face first over the cinder block and Insomnia is backing up....this isnt gonna be pleasant...Here he goes...INSOMNIA WITH A TIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT LEGDROP OFF THE RINGSTEPS!!! He just drove BSC's face through solid cement! Masked Meanie: Look at the blood! I love it!! Hey...someone give that boy a mic... [-Troy Tosses a mic into the ring and Insomnia quickly snatches it up. He then climbs up the ringsteps and looks down at BSC's bloodpool and points to the entrance way before begining to speak with Buzzard and Kage at his side...-] Insomnia: KYLE CHRISTIAN!! If I cant touch your punk ass till the PPV, ya best bet I'm gonna take my frustrations out on the next best thing! You fucked with the wrong posse this time, brotha-man! And now it's time for the Endgame! At EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT...Your dead, bitch-boy....Dead!!! [-With that being said, he chucks the mic at the back of Scotty's head then the three of them make their way backstage as the Medics come to attend to BSC and The Cardinal.-] Troy Zodiac: What an angry, angry, man...What happens now? We need a winner... Joshua Wolf: Your right, troy....Mr.Meanie if you will? [-At Wolfs request, The Meanie abandons his place at the table then heads to the ring and drags the Cardinals unconsious body inside where he throws him over Big Scotty Cool and exacutes the Three count. He then pulls the Cardinal to his feet and holds his hand up in the air before shoving both him and BSC out of the ring and taking his corner to await his opponent.-] Joshua Wolf: That better, Troy? Troy Zodiac: Well....I guess...So it looks like it will be Buzzard, Kris Kage, The Cardinal and whoever wins this next match up that we'll be seeing gunning for the Heavyweight Belt at E.L.E! So lets get this final match underway...Whos The Meanie facing, Mr.Wolf? Joshua Wolf: Tonight, The Meanie will be facing the man called Blizzard! This is sure to be a storm as these two combatants are at the top of their game...Blizz....Whats that noise...? [-The Lights dim and a low rumbling buzz emits from the arena loudspeakers. The cameras then go to the Jumbotron where this logo fades in and out...  After a few moments, the lights flicker back on and we go back to the broadcast booth.-] Troy Zodiac: What the hell was that? Joshua Wolf: I'm not exactly sure...We saw it at the end of NeoBurn last week but it was a 12 then...Whatever it is it seems to be counting down the days until the PPV...I'm not sure I like this.... Troy Zodiac: Me neither..It's giving me chills. Anyways we've got a match underway, folks! It looks like The Meanie took the advantage when the lights went out and he's got Blizzard on his knees. He's slaping the hell out of him! Joshua Wolf: But Blizz just got in a low blow and The Meanie is down. He's going for a spinebuster now....SLAM!! Ouch....That'll break a neck, reeeeal quick! He's following up with a Belly to Back Suplex and he delivers with pinpoint accuracy! The Meanie is hurting and Blizzard knows it...He's got him in front of the turnbuckle now and he's going up top....Here he goes.....Blizzard with a HUGE Senton Backsplash!! Beautiful move by the veteran, Blizzard. He's going for the pin... Troy Zodiac: 1....2....KICKOUT! The Meanie may be down but he's not out! Both men are on their feet now and The meanie is pissed! Blizzard grabs him and sends him into the ropes with an irish whip but The Meanie catches him with a shoulder block on the rebound! Meanie's on the offense now...He's going for the Tilt`a'whirl Backbreaker.....CRUNCH!!!....HE JUST BROKE BLIZZARD IN HALF!! He's got him by the hair and he's dragging him into the corner. Looks like he's setting him up in the Tree of Woe..Yep! Blizzard is tied up and The Meanie is ready to charge..Here he goes.....Ohh my GOD!.....Giant splash by the Meanie and he's going back for another one.......SPLAT!! Good Lord thats some Lethal Contact! He's unhooking Blizzards legs now and he's going under the ropes to the outside. He's got Bliz by the feet....Uh-oh...This is gonna hurt!....Meanie grabs both feet and falls back, forking Blizzards legs around the steel ringpost....If Blizzard didnt have blue balls before he sure as shit does now! Meanies putting him in a Figure Four around the ringpost and Blizz is screaming. Looks like the ref isnt gonna allow it though and he's breaking the hold. Joshua Wolf: Well The Meanies never been one to play nice and it looks like the refs about to get the worse end of his Patented Mainframe Bitchslap....Here he goes...1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10...Ten shots to the chest and the Ref is hurting. Blizzard is sneaking up behind the Meanie though....ANOTHER LOW BLOW!! Dammit! Thats not right! Blizzard is going for a Powerslam now....Ouch...He just flattened the Meanie. He's got him in a Camel Clutch now....The ref is back up and he's questioning the Meanies stamina but The Meanie is far from out. Blizzard is leaning back even further now and the Meanie is screaming...Wait..he's digging in his pants... Troy Zodiac: This neither the time nor the place for self ind--- Joshua Wolf: HAHAHA!!! Look!!! He's got that Spork, thing!!! Troy Zodiac: Oh good god...Hey REF!!! Check his hand! Check his hand!! [-The ref hears Troy then forces the Meanie to open his hand and drop the spork. Meanwhile from the outside, Joshua Wolf stands up and heads to the ring.-] Troy Zodiac: Hey..Wait!! What the hell? Well I guess I'll just do this myself. Its just like Mona was here...Blizzards sending the Meanie into the ropes now and he catches him with a HUGE Samoan drop on the rebound! He's going for the pin...1...2....NO WAIT!! NO!! Joshua Wolf just clocked him with the ringbell!!! What the HELL??? The ref is trying to eject Wolf! Wolfs not having any of it! Meanie with a DDT on the Ref!!! Wolf's tearing his shirt off and he's got on the Black and white stripes underneath!! Meanie's got Blizzard up now....here he goes....ITS THE BLUE BUSTER!!!! Wolf is counting...1..2..3...And The Meanie moves on in the tournament! Joshua Wolf just sold out!!! What a load of sh--- [-With that, the sound cuts off and as "Boom" by the Bloodhound Gang hits the Arena, NeoBurn goes off the air-]
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