BARBIE

Having fun with Barbie

Slut Barbie with Crack Addict Ken
Comes with condoms, thong, heels, fake mink stole, the Slutlook makeup kit, and Ken's Crack House. (some assembly required)

White Trash Barbie with Unemployed Ken
Accessorize their double-wide mobile home with pink flamingoes and tire halves. Optional Milwaukee Tumor, television set and classifieds page for Ken.

Comfortable Shoes Barbie with P.E. Teacher Kendra
No makeup, extra pairs of sweat pants and short hair fashion book. Kendra comes with hairy underarms and multiple piercings.

Ho Barbie with Pimp Ken
Let Barbie "work" under her authentic street corner and lamp. Extra clothing accessories and "Huggy Bear" hats, plus a low-rider BMW with curb-finders for Ken.

Dominatrix Barbie with Slave Boy Ken
Barbie's Harley, leather outfit collection and "tool kit" including cat-o-nine tails and cuffs helps her completely degrade that worthless Ken.

Preppie Barbie and Upper Class Ken
Lots of Izod accessories, a Volvo wagon and new Barbie kids Muffy an Biff round out an idyllic American family which includes Ken's golf set, the picnic in the park kit, and vomit bags.

Middle America Barbie with Gone Postal Ken
Comes with boring, unassuming, midwestern motif, and the "Gone Postal" Uzi and bloodpackets for a completely unexpected occurence around the house.

Big Fat Barbie with Triple Bypass Ken
Help them eat the 400 pounds of food that comes in the Pig Out Kit as they while away the days firmly planted on the Potato Couch (optional). Let Paramedic Ken rush Triple Bypass Ken to "Barbie General", where
Surgeon Ken pulls him through. Hours of fun!

Bulemic Model Barbie with Ruthless Agent Ken
Comes with Purging Toilet, seamless backdrop for photo shoots, headshots, and Ken's Casting Couch, where an illustrated manual teaches the important lessons (and positions) in life.

Punk Barbie with New Wave Ken
A totally 80's revival collector's item, Barbie's Body Piercing Kit, Hair Dye accessories, and Ken's Body Piercing Kit and Hair Dye accessories allow you to make Barbie and Ken indistiguishable from each other!

Cheerleader Barbie and Dallas Cowboy Ken
Comes complete with video camera, rope, bed, pistol, and optional Commissioner Ken, who is blind.

Black Lung Barbie with Humidor Ken
A failed promotional package sponsored by Philip Morris, included packs of Marlboros and matches, ash tray pack, and rolled up sleeves where Ken kept his smokes.

West Virginia Barbie with Brother/Husband Ken
Comes with shack and outhouse, shotgun, Deep Brow makeup kit, and lazy BloodHound for under the porch.

Last Updated 09/07/2009