And.

So. You wanted to know who?

I'll tell you then.

My name is Stefanie. I'm really particular about what people call me. Good luck figuring out the rules because I don't feel like writing them. They're stupid.
I'm 18. I hate being a teenager. I am a first year at the University of Virginia, in the backwards southern-ass piece of crap town called Charlottesville. (I'm not a big fan.) I hate living in a dorm.
What else could you possibly want to know about me?

I stole all of these from Twateresa because I like to AIM stalk her. Feel free to not read them.

I FEEL: cranky. I'm taking a study break right now from calc to update this stupid website.
I SEE : various things in my room. the ever-present to go box on my desk.
I NEED: to be held
I FIND: I can't stand things
I WANT: a nicer place to live while at school
I HAVE: a new TMBG cd that Mike made for me
I WISH: I'm still saving my wish
I LOVE: individualism
I HATE: ignorance
I MISS: everything I have at home that I don't have at school
I FEAR: ants and killing things
I HEAR: "Turn Around" from the TMBG cd mentioned above
I SMELL: coffee.. scratch that. the roomie just doused everything in perfume.
I CRAVE: a nice hot shower
I SEARCH: for meaning too often
I WONDER: where I'm going
I REGRET: every single lie I've ever told.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...

SMILED: there were several points yesterday at which I was laughing hysterically
LAUGHED: see above
CRIED: I guess it was when I watched The Thin Red Line. I don't do well with death. Though I almost burst into tears while Walt was reading A Christmas Carol at the part where Tiny Tim is dead.
BOUGHT SOMETHING: i bought a pizza from the Treehouse last night and now have 15 plus cents left. BEAT THAT.
DANCED: Tuesday night, Joey and I were dancing in Tuttle.
WERE SARCASTIC: yesterday, studying with my lovely sister and friend.
KISSED SOMEONE: Um.. I guess it was Saturday, at the Glee Club concert I kissed Janice on the cheek.
WATCHED YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE: Tuesday? Monday? RHPS all the way.

A LAST TIME FOR EVERYTHING...

LAST BOOK YOU READ: can't remember. must have been The Fatal Equilibrium for Econ.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: Victor/Victoria at Mike's Wednesday night.
LAST THING YOU HAD TO DRINK: coffee
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED: this morning.
LAST THING YOU ATE: a muffin. but in the past two weeks and 4 days I've eaten probably less than half what I would usually eat.

DO YOU...?

SMOKE: no
DO DRUGS: no
SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: yes. many.
LIVE IN THE MOMENT: sometimes.
HAVE A RECURRENT DREAM: I did when I was younger, and it was one hella terrifying dream.
PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: saxophone (alto/soprano) and flute (crappily)
BELIEVE THERE IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS: yes
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE: depends on what you mean by "first love"
READ THE NEWSPAPER: when I have one available. or I read it online.
HAVE ANY GAY OR LESBIAN FRIENDS: yes
BELIEVE IN MIRACLES: no
BELIEVE IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY FAITHFUL FOREVER: yes
CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLERANT OF OTHERS: I hope so
CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE: no. never.
LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL: yes, in liquor form. not beer really.
HAVE A FAVORITE CANDY: swedish fish topping my list recently.
BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY: not in the sense that it can predict the future. But that you can learn about yourself from it, sure.
BELIEVE IN MAGIC: that's complicated. No, not in the Harry Potter magic sense.
BELIEVE IN GOD: no
PRAY: no
GO TO CHURCH: no
HAVE ANY SECRETS: yes. I'm a very private person.
HAVE ANY PETS: there's a cat at my house but it's not mine.
DO WELL IN SCHOOL: not as well as I used to.
GO TO OR PLAN TO GO TO COLLEGE: yes, UVa
HAVE A MAJOR: not currently
TALK TO STRANGERS WHO IM YOU: I don't even talk to friends who IM me usually.
WEAR HATS: no, I have a really big head
HAVE ANY PIERCINGS: 4 - three in the left ear, one in the right. possibly will add two more eventually.
HATE YOURSELF: yeah, a lot of the time
HAVE AN OBSESSION: WLIIA. it makes me sad that I don't have time to watch TV any more.
COLLECT ANYTHING: can't think of anything
HAVE A BEST FRIEND: I have many lovely friends
WISH ON STARS: not usually.
LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING: no, it slants the wrong way.
HAVE ANY BAD HABITS: several. let's not go into them.


THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
infinite series (damn calculus)
why I'm always so angry
why my roomie's crap is everywhere all the time.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
ants
the idea of killing things
the movie ET

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
how to really write
cinematography
to play guitar and drums

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW
my glasses
pants
a thermal shirt

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
a box of crayons (96 colors!)
a picture of my swim team's seniors from last summer (*sniff*.. I miss them)
a dilbert cartoon

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
blow glass
be in a rodeo
fly an airplane

THREE GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
caring
manic (though sometimes that's not good)
open

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY
angry
moody
whiny

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
irish pig theives
italian something
there's a bridge named after my great-grandfather. no lie.

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
eyes
that there's nothing seriously wrong with it
my piercings

THREE THINGS I DON'T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY
skin
hair
ass

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME
[y'know, if you don't know it, there's probably a reason..]
I've beaten Pokemon on gameboy (red AND blue)
I used to have to do things equally.. as in, if I moved my right hand I'd have to move my left hand exactly the same way.
I had an imaginary friend named Tony, and we lived on a ranch. I miss Tony.

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST
totally
that rocks super hard
no way

THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO
London (though I've been there)
Ireland (and there)
the rest of the world

THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY
Stefanie
Stef
[there is no third. feel free to invent a nickname for me. I've never had one.]

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE OR HAD
shugahpie [waaaay back in the day]
ocelotgirl3 [which I use at home]
timewarp385 [which I use at school]


A - Age: 18
B - Best Quality: dunno.
C - Choice Of Meat: none.
D - Dream Date: I hate dating but it would be cool to go on a picnic with (insert name here)
E - Ex (most recent): uh.. Charles. but that was so long ago I realize. holy crap how I hated dating.
F - Favorite Food: vegetables. good hummus. sweet potatoes that my mommy makes.
G - Greatest Accomplishment: I haven't really accomplished anything.
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: if it's happened, I'm going to cry.
I - Internal conflicts: all of them?
K - Kool-Aid: is gross
L - Love: people (in specific. not in general)
M - Most Valued Thing I Own: sentimentally, my penguin
N - Name: Stefanie
O - Outfit You Love: slutty blacks.
P - Pizza Toppings: roasted red peppers and artichoke hearts
Q - Question you want to ask: Why?
S - Sport To Watch: baseball
T - Television Show: whose line is it anyway
U - Unique habit: um.. I always take my watch off when I get home
V - Vanity yes, or no? me, specifically? i'm actually pretty vain
W - Winter: is too cold for me
Y - Year Born: 1985.
Z - Zodiac Sign: pisces

*1* What's the best thing that's ever happened to you? hard to say.
*2* What's your favorite teacher's first name? there were three, and I must include them all. Dan, John, and.. huh. I don't know Mr. O's first name.
*3* What's your future going to be like? I don't know
*4* Do you want a motorcycle? no
*5* What's the most sexy thing a man/woman can have? insightfulness.
*6* If you had to sleep with one celebrity over 41, who would it be? David Duchovny.
*7* If you could change one thing about you physically, what would it be? the size of my ass and thighs. no question.
*8* What do you think of Osama Bin Laden? certainly not a nice person.
*9* What's your favorite physical feature? what kind of bizarre question is that?
*10* What is your entire life's goal? to be someone.
*11* What's your favorite sport? baseball
*12* Artist? huh?
*13* How much do you love your Dad? tons
*14* What's your bra size? let's just say I'm catching up to Emily.
*15* How tall are you? Do you like it? 5'6''. I don't have an opinion about it.
*16* If you found out you were pregnant tomorrow, what would you do? cry.
*17* Where do you want to get married? I probably won't get married. I don't tend to let people close enough for them to really get to know me and I don't see that ever changing.
*18* What would your ideal mate look like? What kind of car would he/she drive? this is a stupid question
*19* Who is your hero/heroine? I have a lot of small heroes. You all are my hero for one reason or another. Seriously. If you're curious as to why, ask and I'll tell you.
*20* What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? that's hard to say
*21* What is your best friend's middle name? I have lots of best friends
*22* What is the number of the day on which you were born? What time? 8, 4:01am.
*23* What's your favorite class? currently, the ones that are already over and done with.
*24* Do you ever just want to party? yes
*25* If you could choose one person to love you for the rest of your life, who would it be? what the hell kind of question is that? that's like how on the Hereford application, the question was "Who is the one person you'd take with you on a deserted island" and I said "no one."
*26* Do you want children? How many? What will you name them? Do you want a specific sex? no
*27* What's the best show on TV? wliia.
*28* What's the best place to be kissed? uh.. yeah. I don't know. I haven't decided.
*29* Where do you want to settle and raise a family (if you want one)? probably London. probably no family.
*30* And finally, what's the most important thing in life? learning to live, not just exist.


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