Guess it's surely plain to see
Who's the boss?
Well let's agree
Tallest one just has to be

Eat my Wheaties everyday
These little ones well they're OK
They follow me around in awe
Know it's me that they adore

I have a great responsibility
And always take it seriously
I'll mentor each and everyone
I know that it will be such fun

Life is filled with many blessings
Have to teach a few good lessons
Being kind and good I find
Keeps my buddies so inclined


So glad to see you all today
My day is busy buy any way
Nice to know when they look up
I really feel like I'm "hot stuff"

Fills me up with so much pride
To know my friends are at my side
Today for sure we all are blest
So nice that we could be your guests.

~ Francine Pucillo ~
Copyright March 1, 2003
Used With Permission 

KIDS TODAY

THINK ON THEIR FEET

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen.... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to,. . .my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Morris, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Morris: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher?

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