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InTeRViEW WiT BrIT Leah: Hi Britt Britt: Hi *giggles* Leah: Did it ever cross yer mind that yew might wear too much make-up? Britt: Well *giggles* ummm....no? Leah: Didn't think so...did it ever cross yer mind that people might think yer hair iz 10 times lighter than yer face? Britt: Well, Like, I know people are just jealous of me cuz like, my hair iz beautiful! *removes a piece of stiff cotton like piece of hair from her eyes* Leah: Uh-huh..I totally agree! *rolls her eyes* So tell me Britt, why iz it that yew think everyone iz jealous of yew? Britt: Well, cuz, like, I'm totally pretty! My face iz just beautiful...sometimes I can't even stand to look at myself in the mirror cuz I'm just too chaw-chaw! Leah: MmmHmm...yew ever wonder why people nicknamed yew fat-ass-bitch-wit-too-much-makeup? Britt: *spreads her legs* *giggles* Leah: Oh for the love of god! Shut those pudgy things! Can we just get on with the interview? Britt: Runs out of the room crying. It was later reported that Britts face collapsed from too much make-up. What a shame.
SpiEcaL TaNkiEz 4 LeaH iNtErVeWiN Da sKaNk =)
