DiZ iz a day in da life of FaTiCe MoM: DeaN! GeT yer fat ass out a bed now! I told yew not to stay up too late eatin chicken! DeaN: But MoMMMMMMMM I wuz really hungry! MoM: YeR always hungry yew dumb fuck, now get down here now! PaPa JoHn needz sum cow milk! GeT yer fat ass out there now and get it! DeaN: PuTz on hiz XXXXXLaRgE overallz and headz out to da shit farm. *GeTz distracted by a chicken* *SiTz on da HaY stack and jackz off while watchin da chickenz* MoM: *WaLkz in and See'z DeaN gettin off on ChiCkeNz takin a shit* *RuNz N GeTz a BeLt, and StarTz whippin hiz ass* DeaN: *StruGGLeZ to GeT AwaY* MoM: *FaLLz down afta gettin a whiff of DeaNz ass* We all feel that chickenz are in danger, to save the chickenz, please p2p 'Blackice' and tell him to put the chicken leg down and go get a bucket of ben&jerryz icecream, like a normal teenager. Thank You |
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