| :: About The Biz :: Yeah, That's Rite, We Be Pimpin Your ass! Our ho3z come in all shape and sizes : small ho3z, tall ho3z, short ho3z, midget ho3z, giant ho3z, flat ho3z, chesty ho3z, skinny ho3z, fat ho3z, and of course your average ho3z. They come in a wide range of presonalities : smart ho3z, dumb ho3z, funny ho3z, not so funny ho3z, younge ho3z, old ho3z, wet ho3z, dry ho3z, steamy ho3z, passionate ho3z, clean ho3z, dirty ho3z, stinky ho3z, sweet-smelling ho3z, nice ho3z, skanky ho3z, slick ho3z, hairy ho3z, active ho3z, lazy ho3z, sexy ho3z, and down rite ugly ho3z. But wait, we have international ho3z: American ho3z, African ho3z, Asian ho3z, Japaness ho3z, Korean ho3z (North + South!), Chinse ho3z, Latino ho3z, Cuban ho3z, French ho3z, German ho3z, Italian ho3z, Arctic ho3z, Antartic ho3z, English ho3z, Indian ho3z, Jewish ho3z, Aussi ho3z, and Eskimo ho3z. (Sorry no Canadien ho3z) Another great feature of are bizness is that we only have two prices: Cheap ho3z($2.95), and expensive ho3z($9.95) Holiday Special: If you contract any viral or bacterial infection your next ho3 is half off. *DUE 2 POPULAR DEMAN CUBAN HO3Z MAY NOT ALWAYS BE AVILABLE* :: Ho3 Of The Month :: Ho3 of the Month gose to Chyna_Doll from Chat-Web :: Britty is a fat-sweaty-down right ugly ho3. She was apose to be patroling the slums of L.A but was often found in an area or many barns, providing anything besides humans with our services. Infact, the only reason for why she made 'Ho3 of the Month' is for satisfying anything with a dick on it. Congratulations Britty All ho3z of the month receive graduate to Crack-Ho3 status. |
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