SPAZ'S WRESTLING SHTICK
Hey all!! I'm Amanda and I'll be your tour guide into the wonderful world of World Championship Wrestling. I might throw in some WWF thoughts here and there, and heck you might even get some ECW raves!
For all you WCW fans out there (all 3 of you eh?) e-mail me with some of your rants and raves of WCW and I'll put them up.
For all of you WWF fans who really feel like ripping WCW apart, click the back button on you browser and go to the WWF part of this page because believe me, I've heard all of the anti-WCW things and really don't need to hear them again. Plus I'm sure you have better things to do, like get your "We Want Puppies" signs ready for a live event (And no, I'm not jealous of Debra OR Miss Kitty...pu-leaze)
You can email me at FunkyPork@aol.com
Okay, ya know what? As much as everyone else hates Buzzkill because he's a total rip off of his brother, I think it's cute, he knows it's a ripoff, so does everyone else...so who cares? Ick, Leia Meow <gag, spew> And no I'm not jealous of her silicone or her lack of clothing...Now those pants Buzzkill has, I want a pair of those!!
Ooh, Lodi and Lenny (I'm not sure exactly what their individual names are now...) collectivly known as Standards & Practices...I love the side-burnless Lodi and the natural hair colored Lenny...
Is it possible for me to express my absolute love for Bret Hart? No, I didn't think so...yum!
Did DDP steal those shirts from The Rock? PG-13, they remind me so much of Too Cool, I have to be the only one that likes that rapping thing...it's so funny!
Argh, Nash is so irritating...hehe Jeff Jarrett has a silver guitar now...I'm starting to wonder who this commisioner is now...First I hear Ric Flair, then I hear nope it's not Ric...it's someone else...but who? As long as it's isn't Hogan....I'm sorry, I love Bret Hart, he is a good face, but a GREAT heel..."You big stupid dummy" that's not redundant...I love Jeff Jarrett too, but he really needs to lose the glasses, "Slappy New Year" I love that!!
Ooh, David Flair!! And Daffney (don't ask me why they spell it like that...) and Crowbar, how much you wanna bet that she'll cheat on David with Crowbar and create a lovely feud? I think that'd be nice....LASH!! He's gonna fall over with all of those mardi gras beads on...Ahh, Midnight picked up Lash and dropped him on Crowbar...yikes! Hehe, Booker T...I enjoy him muchly :)
Lash speaks!! Yay!! Lash get the crap kicked outta him! Boo!! LoL, "The Total Stinger" as I like to call him, looks really stupid...I can't wait for Sting to come back as the forboding "dark" Sting...as long as he doesn't come down from the rafters, because I will seriously consider never watching WCW again...I will live on ECW...Ooh, a crow now? I an enjoying this :)
Ahh, Terry Funk!!! Now that is a swerve...I totally didn't expect that...but I love it!! Arn Anderson! Yay!!!! As if Funk wasn't good enough, now we get Adorable Arn Anderson..."We want Flair!" <giggles> Yep!
Nash is funny when he gets mad, his face turning red, the lines in his forehead...I love it!
Ack, not Buff...LoL, love the glasses that Kanyon has on...Norman looks so cute with the dog suit on...It takes a talented man to wrestle in a mascot costume and it takes a brave woman to wear a zipper on her butt...Saturn!!! Yummy...but my boy needs to shave...Hacksaw! Hooooo!!
Man, as much as I don't like Scotty Steiner, I want him to be careful in the ring, just kneeling down to pin one of the Harris Boys looked very uncomfortable...
I'm really liking that Daffney chick, she's really funny and a good actress...Vampiro!! <giggles> David Flair is F'N hilarious, I'm such a fan of crazy people...How incredibly cool of Vampiro to take bumps from a 50-something year old man
Well, I don't have much else to say about the end of Nitro, I'm out of "witty" comments (like the other ones were witty...ha!) So remember to hug somebody today and remember that SpAZ loves you!
It's me, it's me, it's that S-P-A-Z!! Okey dokey, let's get this party started....
~"Give Lash a push" (Sign on Nitro) I agree! And of course, they couldn't end a good match between two good cruiserweights without SID coming in and kicking both their little butts...grrr
~Okay, Steven Regal has boobs...and he's pale...and very strange...and generally icky..More Sid??? Okay, enough's enough (and it's time for a change)
~Berlyn can come anytime now...Those things on his fingers are spiffy...
~Okay, enough is CERTAINLY enough...How DARE Sid beat up Silver King and La Parka?!?!?
~LENNY & LODI!!! I hoped for this! Lenny's hair looks better in braids...Sid again?? At least we got to see the Bronco Buster (Rough Rider) first...And gee, Hogan came just in time...fight after Sting came in and beat the crap outta Sid...oye, "...say my prayers and kick your ass"???? I know I wanted him back as Hulk but not anymore...PLEASE TURN HIM BACK!!!!
~When did ICP become real wrestlers? I can see them interfering, maybe pulling off a few moves, but in a real match, by themselves? I hope them, and the people they eventually go against won't get hurt...Geez, now WCW is jobbing Public Enemy? These guys can't get any breaks...although they're entrance music is stuck in my head!!
~Brian Adams is lookin' purty darn good without those sideburns...I can't wait to see him in that Kiss Army thing that's supposed to debute next week
~"I'm gonna give you a good old fashioned Brooklyn, New York tushy kickin'" Disco Inferno said that...I'm sorry, that was just too funny!
Well, I don't really care about anything else...See ya later!
Okay, I had TWO WEEKS worth of stuff to say...I swear I did...but I keep putting off typing it up...so here are the highlights...
Let's see now...okay, here's something- I think everyone (including the big, huge, ego-infested stars) should lose once in awhile...Now I wrote this on 7-26, when The Cat lost to Evan Karagias...and now, the day after Hogan beat Nash, I'm ready to take a baseball hat to Atlanta and bludgeon someone....
Mikey Whipwreck is awsome!! Yet another former ECWer that I am falling for!
Hmm...It was nice to see Goldberg and the gaping hole in his forehead back....people talk about his lack of wrestling skills, but he's getting alot better...I mean, unlike Stone Cold, he hasn't been wrestling for 6 or 7 years, you can't expect him to be an expert (On another note, Steve Austin HAS been wrestling for a while and still doesn't use that many moves...although I chalk that up not wanting to get seriously injured and be outta wrestling for good)
Is it just me or does Chyna need to wear more clothes? Not to disrespect her or anything but she isn't "eyecandy" like say a busty bleach blond whose name I won't mention *cough*sable*cough* She really doesn't need to show her butt cheeks to the world...
During the David Flair/Chris Benoit match on 7-26 (The one Benoit lost) DDP came out early and squated on the ramp 'til it was time to come down and interfere
Sid was Nash's partner? Huh? Did they completelly run out of options? When's Hall coming back??
Okay, a little comment from 7-26 and 8-2 combined....Hogan..."Do-rag" has to be one of the funniest words in my vocabulary...along with "shalack" of course....What was with the paper clip necklace Hogan had on?
Evan Karagis is a babe!!
Shane Douglas needs to get the fringy stuff off of his boots...it just looks silly
Okay, I'm done...I won't be as slow next time...but one last thing from WWF...KANE SPOKE!! AND HE SAID "SUCK IT!!" RAW IS JERICHO!!! SEE YA!!
7-22-99
Okay, I'm watching Thunder right now and I just had to add a couple of things....
~That women's match was friggin' awsome!! I used to love women's matches as a young girl because I really looked up to the ladies. But I have never seen wrestling like this...they're really good! Miss Madness (Or as Macho Man informed us just before he fired her *YES!!!*, Mona) is now my hero
~Lodi and Lenny Lane still rock! Although I stick to the fact that Lenny needs some acting lessons...If Stephanie McMahon and Bill Goldberg can fix the cue card sounding interviews, then so can he...It just takes time, I have faith in him :)
~I liked when Macho Man grabbed Mona's chin, it's about as close to violence he could possibly get without us fans hanging him. Ever since that Gorgeous George thing, he's gotta be careful...Although I heard that he's in hot water anyway for swearing on the air...geez
Okay, I'm done...See ya
7-21-99
Okay, one little WWF comment....Kane and X-Pac - Perfect warm and squishy moment!! I haven't seen anything that sweet since...Kevin Nash saved Goldberg in his match against DDP (At least I think that was it). Now that was warm and fuzzy
Okay, back to WCW....
~Shane Douglas is back! Conviently, that whole shpeil (including Chris Benoit and Perry Saturn against Curt Hennig and Barry Windham match that I didn't want to miss) was right up against the warm squishy moment with Kane and X-Pac...grr
~Well, it turns out that Lodi and Lenny Lane are brothers...I guess that was the plan all along but it was sped up because TNT higher-archy didn't like the controversy so they nixed it earlier
Well, it's kinda short because I have nothing to say except....BYE!
Okay, I'm finally ready to start this thing again. Now for my shtick...
~Looks like WCW lost Chris Jericho...he's followed in the footsteps of Paul Wight (The Giant), packed his bags and is headed to the WWF...I wish him all the luck in the world as long as his lips don't get attached to someones rear end while he's there
~Eddy Guerrero is back, and it looks like the fans really dig him...I guess he's turning face then, hope he has fun getting the cheers for a change ;)
~Lenny Lane and Lodi.............Personally, I think it's hilarious, I actually emailed Lodi and he responded and thanked me for my comments...I do think that Lenny needs some acting lessons though. In those segments, he sounds like he's reading from cue-cards. I heard somewhere that Lenny is mad because the other wrestlers are teasing him...I think that is so mean!! At least he's got the grapefruits (I can't believe I used that word....) to go through with that angle
~Bret Harts speech was definitely needed for the fans. Myself, I chewed on my pillow in anticipation when he was coming out. I almost cried when he was talking about Owen, I think if I'd been there live or something I probably would have...I do hope that he's coming back because we need him
~I'm glad I wasn't the only one that was kind of upset with the Randy Savage/Gorgeous George thing...It was kinda freaky but I liked how they handled it at Bash at the Beach...I guess they played it out that it was a set-up for Nash...it works...
Well, that's enough for now...See ya later