Love In Tight Places #1: The Top of the Refrigerator
by Ashinae

"Ray! Oh no, did I hurt you?!"

"Yes, you moron! I don't have a spleen anymore thanks to your wild, sexual fridge antics! Damn you, Benny!"

"No fear, Ray! I'll hurry you to the hospital!... Ah... oh dear."

"What now?"

"Well, it would appear that I'm stuck."

"BENNY!! What do you mean, you're stuck?!"

"Well, you see, Ray, this awkward position we're in... My right leg is contorted into a sort-of pretzel shape, and you are lying on my left arm, and my right elbow is in your ear. I have lost all feeling in my left leg."

"But--but--my spleen!"

"It's all right, Ray... just... Don't panic."

"That's not very good advice, Benny! I can't feel any of my body parts anymore! Do you understand that? NONE OF THEM!"

"Well, who's idea was this anyway!? Um. On second thought, please don't answer that." ::sigh:: "Does this mean I'm sleeping on the floor again tonight?"

"Yes. That is... if we can get down..."

"Ah. I see. Ray?"

"Yeah, Benny?"

"I love you."

::snort:: "Nice try."

"Ah, well."

Will our heroes survive their ordeal on top of the refrigerator? Will Fraser EVER regain feeling in his left leg? Will Ray's spleen be O.K.? Will Fraser ever sleep on his bed again?!