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Do Not Disturb
by Innusiq
"Hi Fraser!" Francesca greeted, looping an arm with his as she walked next
to him through the front corridor of the 27th precinct. He was the man of
her dreams if only she could get him to have the same dreams.
"Hello Francesca," Fraser politely greeted in an effort not to lead her on or
encourage her anymore than she seemed to already be.
"So, what are your plans for the evening?" Francesca asked nonchalantly.
"Well, Ray . . . "
Francesca cut off Fraser's words. She wasn't remotely interested in anything
her brother had planned with the Mountie - her Mountie. "Cause if you are
free, I thought maybe you and I could go see a movie . . ." Francesca let her
own words trail off hoping Fraser would pick up the suggestion and ask her
out.
"Ah, well . . . actually . . . " Fraser stammered praying this encounter
would end before he agreed to do something he really didn't want to do. ". .
. as I was saying . . ."
"Come on - you, me, a dark movie theatre . . . anything could happen."
As the two of them entered the squad room, Ray looked up from his desk and
saw the flustered Mountie in the clutches of his over amorous sister. Ray
swooped in for the save.
"Ah . . . Francesca, I do appreciate your thoughtfulness in asking me to a
movie but . . ."
"Frannie - give the guy some space and leave him alone for a change why don't
ya?" Ray said as he extricated his friend from his sister's grip. "What are
you doing here anyway?"
Francesca gave her brother an evil look then turned the charm back on for
Fraser's benefit. "I just stopped to remind you not to forget about picking
Anthony up on you way home."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remembered," Ray said over his shoulder as he pulled
Fraser over to his desk. Turning back to face Francesca, he asked, "Anything
else?"
"No . . . " Francesca looked at Fraser expectantly which caused him to clear
his throat.
"Ah, well, yes . . ." Fraser stammered, averting any eye contact with
Francesca and walked away without further explanation.
Ray watched Fraser turn down the back hallway that led to the interrogation
rooms then looked back at his sister. "You're a real piece of work, ya know
that?"
"What?"
"Never mind," Ray was fed up with her antics but there seemed to be nothing
he could do to stop her.
Francesca huffed, frustrated that her Mountie was still yet illusive, and
stormed out of the precinct dissatisfied.
Once Ray was certain his sister had left the premises, he went in search of
his easily skittish friend. At least he was skittish when it came to women.
Heading down the hallway he had seen Fraser cower through, Ray stopped dead
in his tracks when he heard his name being called out.
"Ray?"
Turning back, Ray entered the canteen. "There you are."
"Ray, I need your help."
"Does it involve eggs, a train full of sleeping Mounties or plastic
explosives?"
Cocking his head to one side in confusion, Fraser responded, "No - not that
I'm aware of."
"Then I'm your man. What's up?"
Looking around the canteen at the other officers, Fraser gestured with his
head towards the hallway. "Ah - in private?"
Ray rolled his eyes. "Come on." Leading the way, Ray left the canteen and
headed to the only place Fraser felt comfortable enough to discuss anything
of a personal nature. It was the only place in the entire precinct Fraser
considered "private." Once the closet door was shut, Ray turned on the
light. "What?"
Clearing his throat, Fraser began, "Ray, I am very fond of your sister . . ."
"What?!?"
"Ray - let me finish." Fraser waited for Ray's permission to continue and
when he received Ray's nod, he continued. "As I said, I am very fond of your
sister. I am very fond of your entire family but . . ."
"But?"
". . . but I am uncomfortable with Francesca's . . . affections towards me."
Fraser finally admitted it. After months and months of the woman flaunting
herself in front of him and all the advances made towards him, he was finally
admitting he didn't like it.
"You mean her throwing herself at your feet," Ray said, suggesting a more
proper definition as to his sister's activities.
"Now Ray . . ."
"Admit it Benny, you are uncomfortable with her sexual advances towards you."
Fraser went silent, staring at Ray and refused to confirm that statement.
Ray stared right back at Fraser, refusing to let him off the hook that easy.
"Ray . . ."
"Come one Benny, just admit it."
"Alright! I am uncomfortable with your sister's . . . 'advances' towards me."
Ray smiled at the admission. "Okay, now how can I help you?"
Swallowing the lump in his throat, Fraser continued, "Ah, I was hoping you
might . . . that you might . . . that you might have an idea as to how I can
let Francesca know that I am not interested in her, in that way . . .
politely."
Ray laughed. "Benny, there is no polite way about turning a woman down."
"I'm not turning her down, Ray."
"Yeah, yeah, I know but she will see it that way. Trust me, she my sister
and I know her better than anyone."
"Oh - oh dear."
"Listen Benny, let me think about this and I'll get back to you when I figure
something out. I'm sure we can come up with something that won't break her
heart or at least that you won't be to blame."
"But I am to blame."
"Benny, just shut up and thank me."
"Thank you, Ray."
"No problem, that's what friend's are for."
Ray had thought the whole night through about how he could help Fraser and
there was only one thing he came up with and it was a risky solution at that.
It was risky and the only way it would work is if Fraser was kept in the
dark about its details.
"Hey Benny!" Ray called out at the first sight of his friend when he entered
the squad room.
Fraser turned and immediately headed towards Ray's desk. "Good morning, Ray."
"Mornin' Benny. Hey, I've been thinking about your 'situation' and I think
I've come up with a solution."
"Really, Ray? What is it?"
"Ah-ah, the only way this is gonna work is with the element of surprise."
"Surprise?"
"Yeah, you trust me don't you?"
"Implicitly."
"Okay, so I'm meeting Frannie for lunch today . . . in about ten minutes to
be exact . . ."
"But I thought we were having lunch together," Fraser questioned with a
little hurt in his voice.
"Don't worry you pretty little head there. Once my 'plan' has been put into
motion, she won't want anything to do with me."
"Ray, I don't think this is such a good idea."
"Benny, you don't even know what the plan is."
"No, but I know you well enough to know I'm not gonna like this plan."
"Benny, you may not like this plan but I'm your only hope in this matter.
You're not gonna like it but you're gonna let me do it because you have no
other choice." And that was the truth. Fraser had no other option but to
give in and trust Ray.
"Elaine, have you seen my brother? I was suppose to meet him for lunch?"
Francesca asked after panning the room and not finding Ray anywhere.
"Ah, you might want to check the closet," the Civilian Aide suggested
pointing in the direction of the supply closet.
"The closet?"
"Yeah, they go there to 'think.'"
"They?"
"Ray and Fraser; it's a thing that they do. Don't ask," Elaine said, picking
up the stack of reports that needed filing and heading towards the cabinets.
Shaking her head, Francesca muttered to herself, "My brother is so weird."
From across the room, Elaine chimed in her own response. "Don't I know it."
"Ray, I don't understand why we are in here," Fraser stated in the darkened
confines of the supply closet.
"We are in her because you asked me to help you, remember?"
"Yes Ray, I remember asking for your help but what I don't understand is why
we are in the supply closet."
Ray snickered. "Don't worry Benny, we won't be in here much longer."
A moment of silence passed between the two friends.
"Ray?"
"Yeah Benny?"
"Thank you for helping me."
Startled by the thanks, Ray responded, "Don't thank me yet, Benny."
After a few more minutes of silence, Fraser could hear the "click-click" of
Francesca's heals as she made her way down the hallway. "Ah, I think she's
coming."
Swallowing the lump in his throat, Ray said, "Good, are you ready?"
"I believe so . . ." Fraser's words trailed off as he felt Ray place his
hands on either side of his jaws and pressed his thumbs at the corners of his
mouth.
"Are you sure?" Ray asked in a whisper. He knew Fraser didn't have a clue
as to what was about to happen and even though it was Ray's plan, Ray himself
didn't know how it was all going to turn out.
"Ye - yes," Fraser replied in a stutter.
Everything was in slow motion as the light began to filter into the closet
when Francesca opened the door. That was when Ray's "plan" was put into
action. What was Ray's plan?
Fraser found his body being pushed back against the wall by the full weight
of Ray and then the most wonderful thing happened. He felt Ray's lips press
against his own and at first there was a panicked feeling in the pit of his
stomach that eased into a knowing ache - a yearning. This is what he had
wanted all along. Ray, not Francesca.
When he felt his friend's tongue slide against his sealed lips, it was only
natural for him to open them and allow that crafty tongue entrance. Fraser's
arms were no longer soldier straight at his sides but wrapped around Ray,
pulling him closer, holding onto him for dear life. This change in position
didn't even register in the Mountie's brain. When the gasp from the corridor
was released and the speedy "click-click" of heals could be heard rushing
back down the hallway, neither man broke from their embrace.
Elaine saw the streak of Francesca run through the squad room and she knew
then that Ray's plan had worked. She couldn't help but feel sorry for his
sister but she was a bull headed woman and even the mildest of hints she
never would have seen. This was the way it had to be done and Elaine
respected Ray's decision in the matter. He was Francesca's brother after
all and knew her better than any of them.
Closing the cabinet drawer, Elaine headed in the direction she had seen
Francesca come from and when she hit the hallway, she saw the closet door was
still standing wide open. Elaine approached the open door that she had
expected to be empty - except for the supplies for which the closet was for
but she was surprised to see her favorite Chicago detective and her favorite
Mountie still in there, oblivious to the world around them.
To be truthful, Elaine and never seen anything so sweet and beautiful and
arousing all in one scene but these two never ceased to amaze her. Clearing
her throat to get their attention not one but twice, they finally pulled away
from each other.
Smiling at them, Elaine said in a teasing manner, "Get a room," and she
closed the door.
Reality setting in, Fraser cleared his throat and Ray balanced back and forth
on his feet. Neither one of them knew what to say. "Benny?"
"Yes, Ray?"
"I just wanted to say that . . . "
"Yes?"
"I just wanted to say I have wanted to do that for a long time now."
"You've wanted to upset your sister for a long time?"
"No, not that . . . I've wanted to kiss you for a long time."
"Oh."
There was another silence that drew out between the partners that was longer
than necessary. "Listen Benny, I didn't mean it . . . I mean this was just
a plan and it worked . . . boy did it work . . . "
"Ray?" Fraser said, interrupting Ray's thoughts.
Focusing on Fraser, Ray asked, "Yeah Benny?"
"What if she comes back?"
"What?"
"What if Francesca comes back? What do we do then?"
"I don't know, I never thought the plan through that far."
"Ah," Fraser contemplated his own plan and then said, "You know Ray, your
plan was such a good plan that I think it would be a shame to not use it
again."
"Again?" Before anything else could be said, Ray was pulled back into the
warm embrace of his partner and best friend. All coherent thought was lost
in a deep, passionate kiss that knew no end.
On the outside of the closet door a sign, written in a certain Civilian
Aide's handwriting, was taped up. The sign simply read, "Do Not Disturb."
The End