In The Name Of God
by Innusiq

Fraser: What's wrong?

Ray: Benny, this is the last thing I ever saw myself doing in a million years.

Fraser: How so, Ray?

Ray: <annoyed look> Are you looking at the same thing I am?

Fraser: Yes and I think you look fine, Ray.

Ray: I'm not complaining about how I look it's just that I look like this, period!

Fraser: Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.

Ray: Benny, I can't do this. This just isn't me. They can find someone else to do this undercover assignment. I just can't . . . <Ray proceeds to remove his clothing>

Fraser: <Fraser moves towards Ray and stops his actions> Ray, the church needs your help. Would it help if I told you that I think you look . . . sexy in this disguise.

Ray: <staring at Fraser incredulously> That's sick Fraser.

Fraser: I'm sorry Ray but you do.

Ray: <Ray turns to look at himself in his bedroom mirror again> Sexy?

Fraser: <standing behind his lover with arms wrapped around his waist> Very sexy.

Ray: So, how long do you think it will take you to get this robe off of me?

Fraser: I believe no time at all. I do have practice in removing cumbersome articles of clothing.

Ray: I knew that serge uniform would come in handy. <sign of the cross> Well, I'm waiting.

Fraser: Yes, Father Vecchio.

Ray: Oh, you are definitely one sick puppy.

Fraser: Ray, I am not a canine, I am a human being.

Ray: <roll of the eyes> Just shut up and start stripping me.

Fraser: Of course . . . <Fraser proceeds to remove the priestly garments Ray had been trying on in preparation for his undercover assignment at St. Michael's Parish through the 27th precinct>